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  • 8181 Needing a ride to Forest Hills and a ounce of weed. Please inquire within. Thanks. Or not. Posts: 58,276
    Losiento wrote:
    Losiento wrote:
    I am pretty sure he said he would hire me. I make great coffee.
    Wait. Things may have changed that was only a few days ago.

    wait..have i seen your resume....and are you....
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  • 8181 Needing a ride to Forest Hills and a ounce of weed. Please inquire within. Thanks. Or not. Posts: 58,276
    imalive wrote:
    81 wrote:
    your first duty, refill my coffee mug with coffee....one cream. cream goes in first.

    I got cream for your coffee. :shh:

    you disgust me.
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  • mysticweedmysticweed Posts: 3,710
    Snakeduck wrote:
    I certainly won't miss that terrifying pic in his signature... Gives me nightmares.

    oh and here you are now

    i adore billy the kid
    wtf?
    fuck 'em if they can't take a joke

    "what a long, strange trip it's been"
  • mysticweedmysticweed Posts: 3,710
    imalive wrote:
    81 wrote:
    your first duty, refill my coffee mug with coffee....one cream. cream goes in first.

    I got cream for your coffee. :shh:

    i knew that was coming
    (so to speak)
    fuck 'em if they can't take a joke

    "what a long, strange trip it's been"
  • RKCNDYRKCNDY Posts: 31,013
    I will NOT miss seeing all the bubbles pics 81 likes to post so much...
    The joy of life comes from our encounters with new experiences, and hence there is no greater joy than to have an endlessly changing horizon, for each day to have a new and different sun.

    - Christopher McCandless
  • normnorm Posts: 31,146
    Quitters don't get to have assistants
  • RKCNDYRKCNDY Posts: 31,013
    norm wrote:
    Quitters don't get to have assistants

    awesome, I'd rather be norm's assistant anyway! :P
    The joy of life comes from our encounters with new experiences, and hence there is no greater joy than to have an endlessly changing horizon, for each day to have a new and different sun.

    - Christopher McCandless
  • SnakeduckSnakeduck Posts: 1,056
    mysticweed wrote:
    Snakeduck wrote:
    I certainly won't miss that terrifying pic in his signature... Gives me nightmares.

    oh and here you are now

    i adore billy the kid
    wtf?

    You have clearly never been almost killed by a goat...
  • ShortyShorty Ontario Posts: 1,160
    OK - I've decided to stay dressed.

    I'll get coffee - cream first - understood.

    I'll quote flipability requests ASAP.

    A good employer - should expect questions - such as....

    What are the benfits?

    What are the challenges?

    What are the hours?

    What strengths are required?

    Cheers,
    Your Disciples Are Riddled With Metaphors.

    08/21/2009: Toronto, ON
    09/11/2011: Toronto, ON
    07/16/2013: London, ON
    10/12/2013: Buffalo, NY
    10/16/2014: Detroit, MI
    05/08/2016: Ottawa, ON
    05/10/2016: Toronto, ON
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  • 8181 Needing a ride to Forest Hills and a ounce of weed. Please inquire within. Thanks. Or not. Posts: 58,276
    benifits.... :lol:

    challenges.....not getting run over at 5

    hours....on call

    strengths....ability to deal with me. :lol:
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  • ShortyShorty Ontario Posts: 1,160
    How will you decide the winner (is that really the right term?)

    Is the application stack deep?

    When and how is the winner (lol) notified?

    This is my last batch of questions. I look forward to being notified as detailed in your next reply. Or not.
    Your Disciples Are Riddled With Metaphors.

    08/21/2009: Toronto, ON
    09/11/2011: Toronto, ON
    07/16/2013: London, ON
    10/12/2013: Buffalo, NY
    10/16/2014: Detroit, MI
    05/08/2016: Ottawa, ON
    05/10/2016: Toronto, ON
    05/12/2016: Toronto, ON
    08/20/2016: Chicago, IL
    08/22/2016: Chicago, IL
  • 8181 Needing a ride to Forest Hills and a ounce of weed. Please inquire within. Thanks. Or not. Posts: 58,276
    Shorty wrote:
    How will you decide the winner (is that really the right term?)


    mostly by boob quality
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  • ShortyShorty Ontario Posts: 1,160
    81 wrote:
    Shorty wrote:
    How will you decide the winner (is that really the right term?)


    mostly by boob quality

    Damn! Quantity I might have won!
    Your Disciples Are Riddled With Metaphors.

    08/21/2009: Toronto, ON
    09/11/2011: Toronto, ON
    07/16/2013: London, ON
    10/12/2013: Buffalo, NY
    10/16/2014: Detroit, MI
    05/08/2016: Ottawa, ON
    05/10/2016: Toronto, ON
    05/12/2016: Toronto, ON
    08/20/2016: Chicago, IL
    08/22/2016: Chicago, IL
  • JonnyPistachioJonnyPistachio Florida Posts: 10,219
    Shorty wrote:
    OK - I've decided to stay dressed.

    One should not flip-flop on such candidacy issues. ;)
    Pick up my debut novel here on amazon: Jonny Bails Floatin (in paperback) (also available on Kindle for $2.99)
  • WobbieWobbie Posts: 30,677
    Shorty wrote:
    81 wrote:
    Shorty wrote:
    How will you decide the winner (is that really the right term?)


    mostly by boob quality

    Damn! Quantity I might have won!

    you have more than two? :shock: :? :wtf:
    If I had known then what I know now...

    Vegas 93, Vegas 98, Vegas 00 (10 year show), Vegas 03, Vegas 06
    VIC 07
    EV LA1 08
    Seattle1 09, Seattle2 09, Salt Lake 09, LA4 09
    Columbus 10
    EV LA 11
    Vancouver 11
    Missoula 12
    Portland 13, Spokane 13
    St. Paul 14, Denver 14
    Philly I & II, 16
    Denver 22
  • ShortyShorty Ontario Posts: 1,160
    I have 2 - but have been called 1

    By my Canadian math, that equals 3.4, way ahead of y'alls.

    HA!
    Your Disciples Are Riddled With Metaphors.

    08/21/2009: Toronto, ON
    09/11/2011: Toronto, ON
    07/16/2013: London, ON
    10/12/2013: Buffalo, NY
    10/16/2014: Detroit, MI
    05/08/2016: Ottawa, ON
    05/10/2016: Toronto, ON
    05/12/2016: Toronto, ON
    08/20/2016: Chicago, IL
    08/22/2016: Chicago, IL
  • amethgr8amethgr8 Posts: 766
    45, bossy pants (too ward off intruders) and a pretty nice rack.

    don't think I could do the forum justice in your wake tho. sorry to see you go, but glad to know you are taking on new horizons. I know the feeling, just not their with this "hobby".

    amy
    Amy The Great #74594
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  • 8181 Needing a ride to Forest Hills and a ounce of weed. Please inquire within. Thanks. Or not. Posts: 58,276
    amethgr8 wrote:
    45, bossy pants (too ward off intruders) and a pretty nice rack.


    not sure i need bossy....but a pretty nice rack...you might be the front runner...since lisa doesn't wanna work for me anymore. :nono:
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  • amethgr8amethgr8 Posts: 766
    I LOVE coffee and know the value of order of ingredients. I can turn the "bossy" on and off at will. ;)

    amy
    Amy The Great #74594
    New Orleans LA 7/4/95 reschedule 9/17/95
    Chicago IL 1998, 10/9/00, 06/18/03, 05/16/06, 05/17/06
    08/23/09, 08/24/09, Lolla 08/05/07
    Champaign IL 4/23/03
    Grand Rapids MI VFC 10/03/04
    Grand Rapids MI 19May06
    Noblesville IN 05/07/10 Cleveland OH 05/09/10
    PJ 20 2011
    Baltimore MD, Charlottesville VA, Seattle WA 2013
    St. Louis MO, Milwaukee WI 2014
    Tampa FL, Chicago IL, Lexington KY 2016
    Missoula MT 2018
  • 8181 Needing a ride to Forest Hills and a ounce of weed. Please inquire within. Thanks. Or not. Posts: 58,276
    amethgr8 wrote:
    I LOVE coffee and know the value of order of ingredients. I can turn the "bossy" on and off at will. ;)

    amy

    excellent.....this could work.
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  • amethgr8amethgr8 Posts: 766
    I can make a good samich, hot or cold lunch.
    Amy The Great #74594
    New Orleans LA 7/4/95 reschedule 9/17/95
    Chicago IL 1998, 10/9/00, 06/18/03, 05/16/06, 05/17/06
    08/23/09, 08/24/09, Lolla 08/05/07
    Champaign IL 4/23/03
    Grand Rapids MI VFC 10/03/04
    Grand Rapids MI 19May06
    Noblesville IN 05/07/10 Cleveland OH 05/09/10
    PJ 20 2011
    Baltimore MD, Charlottesville VA, Seattle WA 2013
    St. Louis MO, Milwaukee WI 2014
    Tampa FL, Chicago IL, Lexington KY 2016
    Missoula MT 2018
  • LoulouLoulou Adelaide Posts: 6,247
    monkey_office.jpg
    :D
    “ "Thank you Palestrina. It’s a wonderful evening, it’s great to be here and I wanna dedicate you a super sexy song." " (last words of Mark Sandman of Morphine)


    Adelaide 1998
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  • RKCNDYRKCNDY Posts: 31,013
    81 wrote:
    amethgr8 wrote:
    45, bossy pants (too ward off intruders) and a pretty nice rack.


    not sure i need bossy....but a pretty nice rack...you might be the front runner...since lisa doesn't wanna work for me anymore. :nono:

    not if you keep posting all those creepy pictures! :x
    The joy of life comes from our encounters with new experiences, and hence there is no greater joy than to have an endlessly changing horizon, for each day to have a new and different sun.

    - Christopher McCandless
  • 8181 Needing a ride to Forest Hills and a ounce of weed. Please inquire within. Thanks. Or not. Posts: 58,276
    Loulou wrote:
    monkey_office.jpg
    :D

    whoa whoa whoa....

    mamamamamsan as an assistant. now that would be silly :lol:
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  • 8181 Needing a ride to Forest Hills and a ounce of weed. Please inquire within. Thanks. Or not. Posts: 58,276
    RKCNDY wrote:
    81 wrote:
    amethgr8 wrote:
    45, bossy pants (too ward off intruders) and a pretty nice rack.


    not sure i need bossy....but a pretty nice rack...you might be the front runner...since lisa doesn't wanna work for me anymore. :nono:

    not if you keep posting all those creepy pictures! :x
    :mrgreen:
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  • RKCNDYRKCNDY Posts: 31,013
    :|
    The joy of life comes from our encounters with new experiences, and hence there is no greater joy than to have an endlessly changing horizon, for each day to have a new and different sun.

    - Christopher McCandless
  • 8181 Needing a ride to Forest Hills and a ounce of weed. Please inquire within. Thanks. Or not. Posts: 58,276
    amethgr8 wrote:
    I can make a good samich, hot or cold lunch.

    i like to go out for lunch
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  • 8181 Needing a ride to Forest Hills and a ounce of weed. Please inquire within. Thanks. Or not. Posts: 58,276
    RKCNDY wrote:
    :|

    you really want the job don't you
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  • RKCNDYRKCNDY Posts: 31,013
    81 wrote:
    RKCNDY wrote:
    :|

    you really want the job don't you

    Only if I can get time of for touring, and have an expense account for said touring.
    The joy of life comes from our encounters with new experiences, and hence there is no greater joy than to have an endlessly changing horizon, for each day to have a new and different sun.

    - Christopher McCandless
  • 8181 Needing a ride to Forest Hills and a ounce of weed. Please inquire within. Thanks. Or not. Posts: 58,276
    RKCNDY wrote:
    81 wrote:
    RKCNDY wrote:
    :|

    you really want the job don't you

    Only if I can get time of for touring, and have an expense account for said touring.

    :think:
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