He Aint Royalty
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I think this is a ridiculous use of our Marines. Why the hell cant he hold his own damn umbrella?
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"...I changed by not changing at all..."
(or yeah, as was said, hold your own damned umbrella :P )
Ya me too,
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Anyone who's ever held an umbrella and tried speaking knows how difficult it can be.
"...I changed by not changing at all..."
maybe he doesnt want to get burnt in the sun?
Maybe a flock of birds with bowel issues was caught on the radar?
Maybe its a bullet proof umbrella?
Maybe they're rehearsing a scene form Mary Poppins?
Maybe his drinking buddy at the next podium insisted on it because he didnt want to be the only one with an umbrella?
Maybe he just used that new hair spray paint to get rid of the grey? (presidents go grey quickly, you know!)
Maybe he didnt want to get rain in that tiny little glass of vodka on the stand next to his leg?
And last but not least, its Bush's fault. :P
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FoPTPe33PQY
Hail, Hail!!!
Following Saturday's tragic event, when President Bush was carried away to the Land of OZ by a strong gust of wind, the Secret Service vowed to never again allow a sitting President to hold their own umbrella.
"...I changed by not changing at all..."
—John Rico. a true hero.
Well after he learned the truth about 'The Bug War'.
Boom.
Your welcome, economy.
Time Lords are Non-Violent. :ugeek:
People are really going to bitch about this?
"To question your government is not unpatriotic --
to not question your government is unpatriotic."
-- Sen. Chuck Hagel
It would have been even sweeter if the glass of water had a cocktail umbrella in it.
Or one could say how green the prez is by using rain water in his drinking glass.
The poison from the poison stream caught up to you ELEVEN years ago and you floated out of here. Sept. 14, 08
SERIOUSLY??!!!
Do you or any of the others on here realize that the Marines have done this sort of thing for the president not for years, not for decades, but for CENTURIES!!!
if you believe this sort of thing started with Obama then I'm also guessing you believe in the news you get from Rush Limbaugh, Bill O'reilly, Sean Hannity, Glenn Beck, and Fox News...
oh wait
:fp:
You would be wrong.
Plenty of legit reasons to not like this president. Having a Marine hold an umbrella over his head during a press conference....not one of them.
1.) if i were the president of the united states of america or anything for that matter i would stand in the rain as i gave my little speech. i love, love, love rain. rain makes me about 1/2 hard. i miss living in western washington just because of all the rain & fog. (& all the kill green bud)
2.) i'd be more than glad to hold the president's umbrella as i stand in the rain. however i do not wear marine outfits as i am a country fucking asshole & no soldier. i'll wear my trashed shorts & boots. thank you.
i really, really, really super duper really miss walking in the rain & fog of the pacific northwest. the other night i was out in the rain two or three hours.
erection
and by the way... i am fucking royalty
"Hear me, my chiefs!
I am tired; my heart is
sick and sad. From where
the sun stands I will fight
no more forever."
Chief Joseph - Nez Perce
I might be wrong about the umbrella holding but not wrong about what marines on the White House detail are epxected to do. Having had a friend who used to be on the White House detail I have some idea.
And there is this....
"...I changed by not changing at all..."
Godfather.
don't like it? tough shit
"Hear me, my chiefs!
I am tired; my heart is
sick and sad. From where
the sun stands I will fight
no more forever."
Chief Joseph - Nez Perce
I am man enough to hold my own umbrella..shit I'd hold a umbrella for you my friend but it would be a cold day in hell before I asked an American Hero to hold the door,elevator or a friggin umberlla for me(I would gladly hold the umberlla for any American Hero) but then again I'm a man and can't say the same for that lieing piece of shit in the white house...ahhhh don't I just feel like a Million (debt ceeling)bucks now.
Godfather.