Almost Bathroom Mishap

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  • Dissidentman
    Dissidentman Posts: 15,381
    JonnyPistachio wrote:
    Dissidentman wrote:
    Pistachio, you going to Chicago? We may need a camera following you around.

    I wish! but sadly, Im not. I get shy in front of cameras.... until 8-14 rum n cokes.. then its on. 8-)

    Back to bathroom fun though -- Im thinking about waiting for my boss to go in for his afternoon crap (he's usually in there for awhile), and i'll draw a picture of a dog pooping, his face all squinty... and write at the bottom "I know what you're doing right now," And slide it under the door and run back to my desk.


    You'll have to cut out various letters from different magazines and paste them together - like an 80's movie ransom letter - in case he recognizes your handwriting.
  • JonnyPistachio
    JonnyPistachio Florida Posts: 10,219
    Dissidentman wrote:
    JonnyPistachio wrote:
    Dissidentman wrote:
    Pistachio, you going to Chicago? We may need a camera following you around.

    I wish! but sadly, Im not. I get shy in front of cameras.... until 8-14 rum n cokes.. then its on. 8-)

    Back to bathroom fun though -- Im thinking about waiting for my boss to go in for his afternoon crap (he's usually in there for awhile), and i'll draw a picture of a dog pooping, his face all squinty... and write at the bottom "I know what you're doing right now," And slide it under the door and run back to my desk.


    You'll have to cut out various letters from different magazines and paste them together - like an 80's movie ransom letter - in case he recognizes your handwriting.

    This is an excellent idea. I can even hear the 80's soundtrack in my head, bringing it all to life.
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  • rick1zoo2
    rick1zoo2 between a rock and a dumb place Posts: 12,632
    :lol::lol:


    ok, made me remember years ago on a plane, my oldest son still needed help in the bathroom, I am in the tiny bathroom with him, I have to help wipe, I am leaning over him with my head towards the floor and we hit a bunch of turbulence. It came so close to my head going straight in the crapper. Hadn't flushed yet either. Bumpy ride, we almost had crap all over the place.
  • Dissidentman
    Dissidentman Posts: 15,381
    rick1zoo2 wrote:
    :lol::lol:


    ok, made me remember years ago on a plane, my oldest son still needed help in the bathroom, I am in the tiny bathroom with him, I have to help wipe, I am leaning over him with my head towards the floor and we hit a bunch of turbulence. It came so close to my head going straight in the crapper. Hadn't flushed yet either. Bumpy ride, we almost had crap all over the place.

    Almost an airplane swirly!

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