Did some research and discovered how cupcakes came to be.
Back in the day there was this really fat guy who loved cake. The guy ate cake every day. One day his cake eating forks were all dirty and he got mad. Because his fat ass needed cake ASAP, he just started eating the cake with his hand. After making a giant f'n mess, he thought to himself "There has to be a better way!" He then thought "It would be great if I could stuff my fat face with cake and not have to use a fork or spoon..." He then thought "Wouldn't it be great if I could have a portable cake? I could take it wherever I go and fulfill my desire to eat cake whenever I want". He immediately thought of "Hand Cake". He poured cake batter into all kinds of objects but discovered how messy it still was even at a such a smaller size. He then lined a cup with paper, poured in the cake, baked it and was amazed at how easy it was to be mobile with a cake while limiting the messiness. He struggled with what to call it. "Hand cake" "Mobile cake" and even considered called it a "Mini cake" but worried that by calling it "Mini" it would detract all the fat slobs from wanting his product. One night after eating 10-12 of these "Hand cakes" it hit him...."Cup Cake". His business flourished in his small town. While rich, his love of cake caused him to develop type two diabetes. It became so bad that he had to have limbs amputated. Down to one arm with one hand, the doctors told him they had to remove his last hand. He refused because he would no longer be able to eat his "Hand/cup cake". Disease set in, and he later died once his kidneys shut down.
That is how Cup Cakes originated.
Did some research and discovered how cupcakes came to be.
Back in the day there was this really fat guy who loved cake. The guy ate cake every day. One day his cake eating forks were all dirty and he got mad. Because his fat ass needed cake ASAP, he just started eating the cake with his hand. After making a giant f'n mess, he thought to himself "There has to be a better way!" He then thought "It would be great if I could stuff my fat face with cake and not have to use a fork or spoon..." He then thought "Wouldn't it be great if I could have a portable cake? I could take it wherever I go and fulfill my desire to eat cake whenever I want". He immediately thought of "Hand Cake". He poured cake batter into all kinds of objects but discovered how messy it still was even at a such a smaller size. He then lined a cup with paper, poured in the cake, baked it and was amazed at how easy it was to be mobile with a cake while limiting the messiness. He struggled with what to call it. "Hand cake" "Mobile cake" and even considered called it a "Mini cake" but worried that by calling it "Mini" it would detract all the fat slobs from wanting his product. One night after eating 10-12 of these "Hand cakes" it hit him...."Cup Cake". His business flourished in his small town. While rich, his love of cake caused him to develop type two diabetes. It became so bad that he had to have limbs amputated. Down to one arm with one hand, the doctors told him they had to remove his last hand. He refused because he would no longer be able to eat his "Hand/cup cake". Disease set in, and he later died once his kidneys shut down.
That is how Cup Cakes originated.
Did some research and discovered how cupcakes came to be.
Back in the day there was this really fat guy who loved cake. The guy ate cake every day. One day his cake eating forks were all dirty and he got mad. Because his fat ass needed cake ASAP, he just started eating the cake with his hand. After making a giant f'n mess, he thought to himself "There has to be a better way!" He then thought "It would be great if I could stuff my fat face with cake and not have to use a fork or spoon..." He then thought "Wouldn't it be great if I could have a portable cake? I could take it wherever I go and fulfill my desire to eat cake whenever I want". He immediately thought of "Hand Cake". He poured cake batter into all kinds of objects but discovered how messy it still was even at a such a smaller size. He then lined a cup with paper, poured in the cake, baked it and was amazed at how easy it was to be mobile with a cake while limiting the messiness. He struggled with what to call it. "Hand cake" "Mobile cake" and even considered called it a "Mini cake" but worried that by calling it "Mini" it would detract all the fat slobs from wanting his product. One night after eating 10-12 of these "Hand cakes" it hit him...."Cup Cake". His business flourished in his small town. While rich, his love of cake caused him to develop type two diabetes. It became so bad that he had to have limbs amputated. Down to one arm with one hand, the doctors told him they had to remove his last hand. He refused because he would no longer be able to eat his "Hand/cup cake". Disease set in, and he later died once his kidneys shut down.
That is how Cup Cakes originated.
Did some research and discovered how cupcakes came to be.
Back in the day there was this really fat guy who loved cake. The guy ate cake every day. One day his cake eating forks were all dirty and he got mad. Because his fat ass needed cake ASAP, he just started eating the cake with his hand. After making a giant f'n mess, he thought to himself "There has to be a better way!" He then thought "It would be great if I could stuff my fat face with cake and not have to use a fork or spoon..." He then thought "Wouldn't it be great if I could have a portable cake? I could take it wherever I go and fulfill my desire to eat cake whenever I want". He immediately thought of "Hand Cake". He poured cake batter into all kinds of objects but discovered how messy it still was even at a such a smaller size. He then lined a cup with paper, poured in the cake, baked it and was amazed at how easy it was to be mobile with a cake while limiting the messiness. He struggled with what to call it. "Hand cake" "Mobile cake" and even considered called it a "Mini cake" but worried that by calling it "Mini" it would detract all the fat slobs from wanting his product. One night after eating 10-12 of these "Hand cakes" it hit him...."Cup Cake". His business flourished in his small town. While rich, his love of cake caused him to develop type two diabetes. It became so bad that he had to have limbs amputated. Down to one arm with one hand, the doctors told him they had to remove his last hand. He refused because he would no longer be able to eat his "Hand/cup cake". Disease set in, and he later died once his kidneys shut down.
That is how Cup Cakes originated.
Eat up fatties!
You're such a bunghole!!! But a funny bunghole!! :fp:
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Did some research and discovered how cupcakes came to be.
Back in the day there was this really fat guy who loved cake. The guy ate cake every day. One day his cake eating forks were all dirty and he got mad. Because his fat ass needed cake ASAP, he just started eating the cake with his hand. After making a giant f'n mess, he thought to himself "There has to be a better way!" He then thought "It would be great if I could stuff my fat face with cake and not have to use a fork or spoon..." He then thought "Wouldn't it be great if I could have a portable cake? I could take it wherever I go and fulfill my desire to eat cake whenever I want". He immediately thought of "Hand Cake". He poured cake batter into all kinds of objects but discovered how messy it still was even at a such a smaller size. He then lined a cup with paper, poured in the cake, baked it and was amazed at how easy it was to be mobile with a cake while limiting the messiness. He struggled with what to call it. "Hand cake" "Mobile cake" and even considered called it a "Mini cake" but worried that by calling it "Mini" it would detract all the fat slobs from wanting his product. One night after eating 10-12 of these "Hand cakes" it hit him...."Cup Cake". His business flourished in his small town. While rich, his love of cake caused him to develop type two diabetes. It became so bad that he had to have limbs amputated. Down to one arm with one hand, the doctors told him they had to remove his last hand. He refused because he would no longer be able to eat his "Hand/cup cake". Disease set in, and he later died once his kidneys shut down.
That is how Cup Cakes originated.
Did some research and discovered how cupcakes came to be.
Back in the day there was this really fat guy who loved cake. The guy ate cake every day. One day his cake eating forks were all dirty and he got mad. Because his fat ass needed cake ASAP, he just started eating the cake with his hand. After making a giant f'n mess, he thought to himself "There has to be a better way!" He then thought "It would be great if I could stuff my fat face with cake and not have to use a fork or spoon..." He then thought "Wouldn't it be great if I could have a portable cake? I could take it wherever I go and fulfill my desire to eat cake whenever I want". He immediately thought of "Hand Cake". He poured cake batter into all kinds of objects but discovered how messy it still was even at a such a smaller size. He then lined a cup with paper, poured in the cake, baked it and was amazed at how easy it was to be mobile with a cake while limiting the messiness. He struggled with what to call it. "Hand cake" "Mobile cake" and even considered called it a "Mini cake" but worried that by calling it "Mini" it would detract all the fat slobs from wanting his product. One night after eating 10-12 of these "Hand cakes" it hit him...."Cup Cake". His business flourished in his small town. While rich, his love of cake caused him to develop type two diabetes. It became so bad that he had to have limbs amputated. Down to one arm with one hand, the doctors told him they had to remove his last hand. He refused because he would no longer be able to eat his "Hand/cup cake". Disease set in, and he later died once his kidneys shut down.
That is how Cup Cakes originated.
Eat up fatties!
You're such a bunghole!!! But a funny bunghole!! :fp:
co worker is going to be making some irish car bomb ones next.
:think: How would that work...
Jameson whiskey frosting inside the cupcake:
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it's basically a mini cake. nothing really that fancy about them...beyond people like to decorate them.
Sadly, you will likely be disappointed.
Cupcakes are incredibly overrated.
don't listen to this guy.....what the hell does a cub's fan know about anything.
:nono:
these are her last creations
if you chicago peeps ever wanna buy a box...drop me a pm and i'll hook you up with a phone number.
Back in the day there was this really fat guy who loved cake. The guy ate cake every day. One day his cake eating forks were all dirty and he got mad. Because his fat ass needed cake ASAP, he just started eating the cake with his hand. After making a giant f'n mess, he thought to himself "There has to be a better way!" He then thought "It would be great if I could stuff my fat face with cake and not have to use a fork or spoon..." He then thought "Wouldn't it be great if I could have a portable cake? I could take it wherever I go and fulfill my desire to eat cake whenever I want". He immediately thought of "Hand Cake". He poured cake batter into all kinds of objects but discovered how messy it still was even at a such a smaller size. He then lined a cup with paper, poured in the cake, baked it and was amazed at how easy it was to be mobile with a cake while limiting the messiness. He struggled with what to call it. "Hand cake" "Mobile cake" and even considered called it a "Mini cake" but worried that by calling it "Mini" it would detract all the fat slobs from wanting his product. One night after eating 10-12 of these "Hand cakes" it hit him...."Cup Cake". His business flourished in his small town. While rich, his love of cake caused him to develop type two diabetes. It became so bad that he had to have limbs amputated. Down to one arm with one hand, the doctors told him they had to remove his last hand. He refused because he would no longer be able to eat his "Hand/cup cake". Disease set in, and he later died once his kidneys shut down.
That is how Cup Cakes originated.
Eat up fatties!
everything in moderation :fp:
....except f'n cupcakes!
You are a gentleman and a scholar
the whores of the muffin world
also it is a my little pony story
https://docs.google.com/document/d/1qTTzMqlRTHeHIarZZhwQhADc-1aff9fkHKWx-kn0wMk/edit?pli=1
WARNING: This fanfiction is incredibly gory, and may ruin your appreciation of a certain My Little Pony character as well as the titular baked goods. READ AT YOUR OWN RISK!
co worker is going to be making some irish car bomb ones next.
:think: How would that work...
http://www.browneyedbaker.com/2011/03/1 ... -cupcakes/
Well F me sideways... wow.
Jameson whiskey frosting inside the cupcake:
- Christopher McCandless
Now were talkin! yum
All you cupcake haters suck it!
so, what time can i expect you next week?
somebody ordered them, but if any extra's end up in the office, i'll hook you up.
or if you wanna order a dozen.....
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Oh holy hell... Those look amazing.