Signs of my advanced age:

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  • Hobbes
    Hobbes Pacific Northwest Posts: 6,438
    I can't remember if I've posted in this thread :-?

    I need a nap I-)
  • whispering hands
    whispering hands Under your skin Posts: 13,527
    Going sorta blind in the one eye I can see out of.. My glasses are getting stronger and stronger.. It's kind of scary.. And I can't get contacts, because my eye doctor wants to keep my one eye safe. So.. I've considered learning Braille.
  • JWPearl
    JWPearl Posts: 19,893
    Have you considered lasic eye sugery on one eye ?
  • g under p
    g under p Surfing The far side of THE Sombrero Galaxy Posts: 18,237
    Well today at my first physical therapy for my foot surgery the therapists were ALL women. They Refused to believe my age, they thought I was 40 at most. Either that or it was a feeble attempt flirting. So there I'm going backwards in age.

    Peace
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  • whispering hands
    whispering hands Under your skin Posts: 13,527
    JWPearl said:

    Have you considered lasic eye sugery on one eye ?

    Because it's the only one I have.. ( don't get me wrong.. I HAVE TWO , just one has no optic nerve.. Birth defect) no one will touch the one that works.. I already looked into that.
  • whispering hands
    whispering hands Under your skin Posts: 13,527
    g under p said:

    Well today at my first physical therapy for my foot surgery the therapists were ALL women. They Refused to believe my age, they thought I was 40 at most. Either that or it was a feeble attempt flirting. So there I'm going backwards in age.

    Peace

    So... You related to Benjamin Button?? ;-)
  • PJSiren
    PJSiren Salem, OR Posts: 5,863
    My best friend heard some kids listening to "Creep" by TLC today and then pointed out to me that that album came out in 1994 a good 5 or 6 years before these kids were born...and made me realize that was 20 years ago and God do I feel old now....
    Music is my Religion and Pearl Jam, my Savior!
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  • myoung321
    myoung321 Posts: 2,855
    I actually call people on the phone instead of texting... I think my kids think you need a special app for that... ;)
    "The heart and mind are the true lens of the camera." - Yusuf Karsh
     


  • chadwick
    chadwick up my ass Posts: 21,157
    i like using a house phone instead of a cell. as far as im concerned we're having a darn house phone here on out. they are bigger, you can hold them nicely up to your head or get a plug in wire jobby w/ the ear piece & put the darn phone in your shirt pocket.... hands free, good to go

    it bothers me when ppl don't have a house phone & so they use their damn cell phone. unreal & really uncomfortable at their house
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  • ldent42
    ldent42 NYC Posts: 7,859
    PJSiren said:

    My best friend heard some kids listening to "Creep" by TLC today and then pointed out to me that that album came out in 1994 a good 5 or 6 years before these kids were born...and made me realize that was 20 years ago and God do I feel old now....

    Excuse me I have to go put that album on now. RIP Lefteye
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  • whispering hands
    whispering hands Under your skin Posts: 13,527
    I buy Epsom salts from the feed lots so I can have 20lbs of it at a time! Lol ( for hot baths, not the laxative effect).
  • hrd2imgn
    hrd2imgn Southwest Burbs of Chicago Posts: 4,924
    hair in your ears
  • brianlux
    brianlux Moving through All Kinds of Terrain. Posts: 43,665
    hrd2imgn said:

    hair in your ears

    LOL. I pull them out all the time.

    Having to take more that one 10 minute break in a day at work. Slowing down is an inevitable inconvenience.

    "It's a sad and beautiful world"
    -Roberto Benigni

  • RKCNDY
    RKCNDY Posts: 31,013
    It really really hurts when you fall now...like my whole body hurts. Smashed my knees so bad I couldn't get up by myself.
    The joy of life comes from our encounters with new experiences, and hence there is no greater joy than to have an endlessly changing horizon, for each day to have a new and different sun.

    - Christopher McCandless
  • hedonist
    hedonist Posts: 24,524
    Shit, I thought it hurt when I took various falls in my childhood and teens.

    Now? I'd be and have been fucked by that.

    Take it easy there and heal up, Ms. CNDY.
  • JWPearl
    JWPearl Posts: 19,893
    my step mum works in a nursing home and says when you get really really old and have a fall its usually signs your going to deteriorate and kick the bucket but on a good note if you fall when your in your 60s you generally dont kick the bucket but really feel the aches and pains
  • RKCNDY
    RKCNDY Posts: 31,013
    Well I'm not 60, and I would have not fallen if the city repaired the sidewalk.
    The joy of life comes from our encounters with new experiences, and hence there is no greater joy than to have an endlessly changing horizon, for each day to have a new and different sun.

    - Christopher McCandless
  • dankind
    dankind Posts: 20,841
    RKCNDY said:
    Well I'm not 60, and I would have not fallen if the city repaired the sidewalk.
    https://community.pearljam.com/discussion/286257/seattle-has-fallen/
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  • Purple Fairy Tree
    Purple Fairy Tree Posts: 2,055
    edited March 2021
    After dinner him indoors says things like, um tasty.
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  • Purple Fairy Tree
    Purple Fairy Tree Posts: 2,055
    I call my partner him indoors.

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