Things that should be lotterized

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  • 8181 Posts: 58,276
    81 wrote:

    Lots of OJ.
    Al Pacino?

    Im dying over here!

    orange juice. it cures all.
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  • 81 wrote:

    orange juice. it cures all.
    6 days of fever
    6 days of severe muscle aches
    My legs, joints, ankles, hurt at times...I mean fucking pain like you wouldnt, couldnt believe.
    Chills
    Waking up in a puddle of sweat

    This morning Kathy has me go outside and clear the snow off her car, and turn the car on.

    :shock: :shock:

    She was almost handed Divorce papers instantly.
    :lol::lol::lol:
    Take me piece by piece.....
    Till there aint nothing left worth taking away from me.....
  • chadwickchadwick Posts: 21,157
    you could win my old underwear & nasty ass hole filled socks
    for poetry through the ceiling. ISBN: 1 4241 8840 7

    "Hear me, my chiefs!
    I am tired; my heart is
    sick and sad. From where
    the sun stands I will fight
    no more forever."

    Chief Joseph - Nez Perce
  • chadwickchadwick Posts: 21,157
    you could win my old windshield once i have it replaced. if not lotto the thing off i'll be fashioning the fucker into a suitcase
    for poetry through the ceiling. ISBN: 1 4241 8840 7

    "Hear me, my chiefs!
    I am tired; my heart is
    sick and sad. From where
    the sun stands I will fight
    no more forever."

    Chief Joseph - Nez Perce
  • chadwickchadwick Posts: 21,157
    you could win my blender. to bad i don't own one yet.
    for poetry through the ceiling. ISBN: 1 4241 8840 7

    "Hear me, my chiefs!
    I am tired; my heart is
    sick and sad. From where
    the sun stands I will fight
    no more forever."

    Chief Joseph - Nez Perce
  • 8181 Posts: 58,276
    chadwick wrote:
    you could win my old windshield once i have it replaced. if not lotto the thing off i'll be fashioning the fucker into a suitcase
    :lol::lol::lol:

    i'd lvoe to see this
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  • rick1zoo2rick1zoo2 Posts: 12,632
    life is sort of a lottery: where we were born, when we were born, who are parents are, each of our genetic make up, etc.
  • shepshep Posts: 5,762
    rick1zoo2 wrote:
    life is sort of a lottery: where we were born, when we were born, who are parents are, each of our genetic make up, etc.

    stop rationalizing things... that's not what this thread is for! :P

    oh.... time for my morning snack...

    let's check the lotto..... :?:

    oh look... I got a doorstop. :fp:
    Houston, Texas... Believe it or not, there are 7 million people here... must be a couple of fans who'd love to see you play.
  • RKCNDYRKCNDY Posts: 31,013
    rick1zoo2 wrote:
    life is sort of a lottery: where we were born, when we were born, who are parents are, each of our genetic make up, etc.

    I lost the lotto on that one (parent wise)... :evil:
    The joy of life comes from our encounters with new experiences, and hence there is no greater joy than to have an endlessly changing horizon, for each day to have a new and different sun.

    - Christopher McCandless
  • 8181 Posts: 58,276
    what's that place with the fancy digital pop machine...you know it...you pick the flavor on the screen....yeah...well...guess what...it's not random.

    you wanted coke, but you get 7up.

    brilliant.
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  • STAYSEASTAYSEA Posts: 3,814
    Pieces of paper would be popular.
    image
  • 8181 Posts: 58,276
    Tv shows....
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  • I'm a TruckI'm a Truck Posts: 3,508
    81 wrote:
    what's that place with the fancy digital pop machine...you know it...you pick the flavor on the screen....yeah...well...guess what...it's not random.

    you wanted coke, but you get 7up.

    brilliant.
    The one I sent a picture of? Fuddruckers. I like the idea of that, randomized soda. I'd be pissed I ingot diet though.
  • Leezestarr313Leezestarr313 Posts: 14,352
    In German, a person who is "lotterig" is a messy person. "Lotterized" sounds funny to my ear :lol:
  • 8181 Posts: 58,276
    In German, a person who is "lotterig" is a messy person. "Lotterized" sounds funny to my ear :lol:

    :lol::lol::lol::lol::lol:

    wake up in the AM....and instead of picking out your outfit.....oh look....plaid pants, white shoes, and a pink top...lets go golfing
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  • RKCNDYRKCNDY Posts: 31,013
    Parking spots... Awww, sorry lazy person that is perfectly able to walk but uses a store scooter, guess what? You get to park in 'Lot Z'.
    The joy of life comes from our encounters with new experiences, and hence there is no greater joy than to have an endlessly changing horizon, for each day to have a new and different sun.

    - Christopher McCandless
  • CAVSTARR313CAVSTARR313 Posts: 8,756
    lotterize maple syrup..

    yeah, I said it..
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  • 8181 Posts: 58,276
    RKCNDY wrote:
    Parking spots... Awww, sorry lazy person that is perfectly able to walk but uses a store scooter, guess what? You get to park in 'Lot Z'.

    oh look....it's your lucky day....a red truck just back into the spot by your drivers door
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  • 8181 Posts: 58,276
    Caveeze wrote:
    lotterize maple syrup..

    yeah, I said it..

    :think:

    i gotta be honest.....maple syrup pretty much goes with everything
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  • The JugglerThe Juggler Posts: 48,526
    nelly's head just exploded after reading this thread.
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  • 8181 Posts: 58,276
    nelly's head just exploded after reading this thread.

    i miss the little guy :wave:
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  • shepshep Posts: 5,762
    what? this thread is still around?

    I would have figured the lottery would have locked it by now...

    oh well, guess you never know.... :fp:
    Houston, Texas... Believe it or not, there are 7 million people here... must be a couple of fans who'd love to see you play.
  • 8181 Posts: 58,276
    the secondary ticket market
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  • 8181 Posts: 58,276
    clearly, the nhl playoffs should be lottorized. just put the players name in a bin..and put in actions in anouther bin

    oh look..... Hartnell made a huge kick save.
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  • LloydXmasLloydXmas Posts: 7,539
    Family dinner

    5 people. 4 spots
  • chadwickchadwick Posts: 21,157
    can we have a lotto drawling on who gets to shoot the rhino, elephant, & tiger poachers in the junk?
    for poetry through the ceiling. ISBN: 1 4241 8840 7

    "Hear me, my chiefs!
    I am tired; my heart is
    sick and sad. From where
    the sun stands I will fight
    no more forever."

    Chief Joseph - Nez Perce
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