Things that should be lotterized

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  • 8181 Posts: 58,276
    here's your food

    but i didn't order

    oh..we serve randomly....

    oh...what am i getting

    liver and onion

    :fp:
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  • 81 wrote:
    at a concert? need to pee? excellent. hop in the virtual waiting room......we may just call your number.

    There's a workaround for that. I was at PJ Lollapalooza '07 and this girl kept popping a squat right there in the middle of the croud where she was standing. You can't turn everything into a lottery.
    . . . the in between is mine.
  • 8181 Posts: 58,276
    81 wrote:
    at a concert? need to pee? excellent. hop in the virtual waiting room......we may just call your number.

    There's a workaround for that. I was at PJ Lollapalooza '07 and this girl kept popping a squat right there in the middle of the croud where she was standing. You can't turn everything into a lottery.

    common decency was assumed. :lol:
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  • RKCNDYRKCNDY Posts: 31,013
    81 wrote:
    at a concert? need to pee? excellent. hop in the virtual waiting room......we may just call your number.

    There's a workaround for that. I was at PJ Lollapalooza '07 and this girl kept popping a squat right there in the middle of the croud where she was standing. You can't turn everything into a lottery.

    Rye? :lol:
    The joy of life comes from our encounters with new experiences, and hence there is no greater joy than to have an endlessly changing horizon, for each day to have a new and different sun.

    - Christopher McCandless
  • 8181 Posts: 58,276
    RKCNDY wrote:
    81 wrote:
    at a concert? need to pee? excellent. hop in the virtual waiting room......we may just call your number.

    There's a workaround for that. I was at PJ Lollapalooza '07 and this girl kept popping a squat right there in the middle of the croud where she was standing. You can't turn everything into a lottery.

    Rye? :lol:

    OH SNAP :lol::lol::lol::lol::lol:
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  • Mamasan23Mamasan23 Posts: 16,388
    Wanna run in the Chicago marathon? Lottery.
    WI '98,  WI '99 (EV),  WI '00,  Chgo '00,  MO '00,  Champaign '03,  Chgo '03,  WI '03,  IN '03,  MI '04,  Chgo '06:N1 & 2,  WI '06,  Chgo '07,  Chgo '08 (EV:N1),  Chgo '09:N1 & 2,  Chgo '11 (EV:N1),  WI '11:N1 & 2,  Philly '12,  Wrigley '13,  Pitt '13,  Buff '13, Detroit '14, MKE '14, Wrigley '16: N1 & N2, Seattle '18 N2, Wrigley '18: N1 & N2, Fenway '18 N1, STL '22, St Paul '23 N2, Chgo '23: N1 & N2
  • RKCNDYRKCNDY Posts: 31,013
    Wanna beer/cocktail? Lottery. :P
    The joy of life comes from our encounters with new experiences, and hence there is no greater joy than to have an endlessly changing horizon, for each day to have a new and different sun.

    - Christopher McCandless
  • Mamasan23Mamasan23 Posts: 16,388
    RKCNDY wrote:
    Wanna beer/cocktail? Lottery. :P

    :shock: Now that is just cruel!!!
    WI '98,  WI '99 (EV),  WI '00,  Chgo '00,  MO '00,  Champaign '03,  Chgo '03,  WI '03,  IN '03,  MI '04,  Chgo '06:N1 & 2,  WI '06,  Chgo '07,  Chgo '08 (EV:N1),  Chgo '09:N1 & 2,  Chgo '11 (EV:N1),  WI '11:N1 & 2,  Philly '12,  Wrigley '13,  Pitt '13,  Buff '13, Detroit '14, MKE '14, Wrigley '16: N1 & N2, Seattle '18 N2, Wrigley '18: N1 & N2, Fenway '18 N1, STL '22, St Paul '23 N2, Chgo '23: N1 & N2
  • RKCNDYRKCNDY Posts: 31,013
    Mamasan23 wrote:
    RKCNDY wrote:
    Wanna beer/cocktail? Lottery. :P

    :shock: Now that is just cruel!!!

    hey, you take it up with 81...he's all over the lottery system... :lol:
    The joy of life comes from our encounters with new experiences, and hence there is no greater joy than to have an endlessly changing horizon, for each day to have a new and different sun.

    - Christopher McCandless
  • 8181 Posts: 58,276
    Mamasan23 wrote:
    RKCNDY wrote:
    Wanna beer/cocktail? Lottery. :P

    :shock: Now that is just cruel!!!

    ohh...sorry ma'am, your name wasn't drawn today. please try again tommorrow.
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  • 8181 Posts: 58,276
    RKCNDY wrote:
    Mamasan23 wrote:
    RKCNDY wrote:
    Wanna beer/cocktail? Lottery. :P

    :shock: Now that is just cruel!!!

    hey, you take it up with 81...he's all over the lottery system... :lol:

    it's all about fairness.
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  • rick1zoo2rick1zoo2 Posts: 12,632
    81 wrote:
    Mamasan23 wrote:
    RKCNDY wrote:
    Wanna beer/cocktail? Lottery. :P

    :shock: Now that is just cruel!!!

    ohh...sorry ma'am, your name wasn't drawn today. please try again tommorrow.

    or....guess what, you get the double shot of goldschlager!!

    :sick:
  • 8181 Posts: 58,276
    rick1zoo2 wrote:
    or....guess what, you get the double shot of goldschlager!!

    :sick:


    looks like KW just won anouther pepper shot.
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  • rick1zoo2rick1zoo2 Posts: 12,632
    the weather
  • josevolutionjosevolution Posts: 29,195
    Emergency room yeah that would be great , So the person who has a sprained ankle gets picked before me i've had a heart attack to bad sir maybe on the next round you get seen by MD's :lol::lol:
    jesus greets me looks just like me ....
  • klusterfukklusterfuk Posts: 1,411
    Dimitri's ability to post
    The future's paved with better days

    Alpine Valley Resort is etched in my brain!!!


  • I'm a TruckI'm a Truck Posts: 3,508
    klusterfuk wrote:
    Dimitri's ability to post


    :corn:
  • 8181 Posts: 58,276
    There should be a special lane on the interstate system....hey look...you get a pass to the fast no traffic lane.

    and if you try to drive in it without proper certification, a big ol boot kicks your car into the ditch.
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  • shepshep Posts: 5,762
    klusterfuk wrote:
    Dimitri's ability to post


    want to lock a thread?

    oh wait... nope, not chosen by the lottery.
    Houston, Texas... Believe it or not, there are 7 million people here... must be a couple of fans who'd love to see you play.
  • donnaruhldonnaruhl Posts: 2,157
    Bill's- They should be put on the wheel of didgits :lol:
  • 8181 Posts: 58,276
    puff puff pass.....oh sorry...you got a pass
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  • cubBEE_girlcubBEE_girl Posts: 3,365
    The World Series...that way my beloved Cubbies might have a shot.
    I lost a bet...
  • 8181 Posts: 58,276
    The World Series...that way my beloved Cubbies might have a shot.


    on your 5th birthday, you get to draw your fandom.....


    oh sorry.....you drew the cubs.
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  • Mamasan23Mamasan23 Posts: 16,388
    Your favorite band.

    Sorry, you got Creed.

    :fp:
    WI '98,  WI '99 (EV),  WI '00,  Chgo '00,  MO '00,  Champaign '03,  Chgo '03,  WI '03,  IN '03,  MI '04,  Chgo '06:N1 & 2,  WI '06,  Chgo '07,  Chgo '08 (EV:N1),  Chgo '09:N1 & 2,  Chgo '11 (EV:N1),  WI '11:N1 & 2,  Philly '12,  Wrigley '13,  Pitt '13,  Buff '13, Detroit '14, MKE '14, Wrigley '16: N1 & N2, Seattle '18 N2, Wrigley '18: N1 & N2, Fenway '18 N1, STL '22, St Paul '23 N2, Chgo '23: N1 & N2
  • davidtriosdavidtrios Posts: 9,732
    Mamasan23 wrote:
    Your favorite band.

    Sorry, you got Creed.

    :fp:


    i thought youd say hootie
  • Mamasan23Mamasan23 Posts: 16,388
    davidtrios wrote:
    Mamasan23 wrote:
    Your favorite band.

    Sorry, you got Creed.

    :fp:


    i thought youd say hootie

    :lol::lol: I'm sorry...I could never ever stand that band!! I don't get it!!!
    WI '98,  WI '99 (EV),  WI '00,  Chgo '00,  MO '00,  Champaign '03,  Chgo '03,  WI '03,  IN '03,  MI '04,  Chgo '06:N1 & 2,  WI '06,  Chgo '07,  Chgo '08 (EV:N1),  Chgo '09:N1 & 2,  Chgo '11 (EV:N1),  WI '11:N1 & 2,  Philly '12,  Wrigley '13,  Pitt '13,  Buff '13, Detroit '14, MKE '14, Wrigley '16: N1 & N2, Seattle '18 N2, Wrigley '18: N1 & N2, Fenway '18 N1, STL '22, St Paul '23 N2, Chgo '23: N1 & N2
  • 8181 Posts: 58,276
    can you add some cream to my coffee?

    oh..um...yeah....you'll need to spin the wheel of destiny....

    you got peanut butter

    :x
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  • RKCNDY wrote:
    want to wear yoga pants? there's a lottery for that...

    Blasphemy
  • Mamasan23 wrote:
    davidtrios wrote:
    Mamasan23 wrote:
    Your favorite band.

    Sorry, you got Creed.

    :fp:


    i thought youd say hootie

    :lol::lol: I'm sorry...I could never ever stand that band!! I don't get it!!!

    DMB, Hootie, Sanford and sons, don't those all kind of work together?
  • 8181 Posts: 58,276
    DMB, Hootie, Sanford and sons, don't those all kind of work together?

    congradulations!!!!!!!!!

    you just won the squawking lotto!!!!!!!!!!!!
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