Things that should be lotterized

81

I move that we make as much of life a lotty as possible.

for example. dinner reservations. everyone wants to eat around 6 or 7. they should have a lotto for those times.

wanna ride top thrill dragster.....welcome to the virtual waiting room....we'll be randomly selecting people regardless of when you arrive.

flight's over sold. no worries. we'll just have a drawing

are you at the grocery store and ready to check out? great? please enter the corral. we'll be picking people at random to go thru the check out line.


life is going to be soooo much better.

RKCNDY

81 wrote:

are you at the grocery store and ready to check out? great? please enter the corral. we'll be picking people at random to go thru the check out line.

:nono: the college girls at the merch booth did that in Missoula(for the most part). Lots of us had been waiting, and they just kept helping people that walked up on the side of the tent :x

rick1zoo2

10 Club could do a periodic lottery, pick people at random to ban. That would weed the place out a bit.

81

RKCNDY wrote:

81 wrote:

are you at the grocery store and ready to check out? great? please enter the corral. we'll be picking people at random to go thru the check out line.

:nono: the college girls at the merch booth did that in Missoula(for the most part). Lots of us had been waiting, and they just kept helping people that walked up on the side of the tent :x

that's not a lottery, that's poor execution....

Empty Glass

sex for the married folk. Throw numbers into a hat, 1 for each day of the month. Draw on the first day. If a 10 is drawn then the wife must delivery the prize on the 10th.

Let me draw up the details and present this idea this evening

81

Empty Glass wrote:

sex for the married folk. Throw numbers into a hat, 1 for each day of the month. Draw on the first day. If a 10 is drawn then the wife must delivery the prize on the 10th.

Let me draw up the details and present this idea this evening

damn....29....in feb of a non leap year. :x

rick1zoo2

when people bring their lunch to work maybe have a lottery where everyone's lunch is up for grabs

81

at a concert? need to pee? excellent. hop in the virtual waiting room......we may just call your number.

RKCNDY

want a drivers license? great...there's a lottery for that.

ooohhh....new phrase, "there's a lottery for that"

81

RKCNDY wrote:

want a drivers license? great...there's a lottery for that.

ooohhh....new phrase, "there's a lottery for that"

ohhh....go to the dmv to renew....have a seat in our waiting room.....and we'll randomly select you

rick1zoo2

dental work

RKCNDY

wanna have a kid? Put your name in the hat...maybe we'll draw your name.

81

RKCNDY wrote:

wanna have a kid? Put your name in the hat...maybe we'll draw your name.

please don't call my name, please don't call my name, please don't call my name.

81

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RKCNDY

81 wrote:

RKCNDY wrote:

wanna have a kid? Put your name in the hat...maybe we'll draw your name.

please don't call my name, please don't call my name, please don't call my name.

then don't put your name in the hat...

SatansFuton

81 wrote:

go to the dmv to renew....have a seat in our waiting room.....and we'll randomly select you

I don't think the DMV can get anymore fucked up than it already is. I've stopped calling it the DMV, and go with the name Dane Cook gave it, "Satan's Asshole".

81

on death row? sorry....it's your lucky day.

rick1zoo2

RKCNDY wrote:

wanna have a kid? Put your name in the hat...maybe we'll draw your name.

so that's what happened!!!!! three times!!!!! :fp:

and I supposed there must have been a lottery for getting married. that would explain a lot....

81

downsizing.....ohhhh....sorry...i know you are a top performer...but your number came up. nothing i can do about it. the lotto rules all.

Mamasan23

Empty Glass wrote:

sex for the married folk. Throw numbers into a hat, 1 for each day of the month. Draw on the first day. If a 10 is drawn then the wife must delivery the prize on the 10th.

Let me draw up the details and present this idea this evening

81...leave Top Thrill Dragster out of this! :nono:

shep

81 wrote:

RKCNDY wrote:

want a drivers license? great...there's a lottery for that.

ooohhh....new phrase, "there's a lottery for that"

ohhh....go to the dmv to renew....have a seat in our waiting room.....and we'll randomly select you

isn't that the way it works now?

RKCNDY

want to wear yoga pants? there's a lottery for that...

shep

RKCNDY wrote:

wanna have a kid? Put your name in the hat...maybe we'll draw your name.

sounds like a good idea actually... maybe we can use this method to get that show "16 and pregnant" off the air...

81

wanna be president for a day......enter the lotto.

81

have you ever wanted to be a game show contestant. perhaps....on the price is right? well, step right up and enter the lottory

shep

Need Employment?

Step right up and submit you're Social Security number... we're having a lotto for all available positions!

:fp:

81

time to name your kid....oooohhhh..sorry...you get Hashtag.

shep

81 wrote:

time to name your kid....oooohhhh..sorry...you get Hashtag.

Could be worse.... could have gotten ESPN.

81

shep wrote:

81 wrote:

time to name your kid....oooohhhh..sorry...you get Hashtag.

Could be worse.... could have gotten ESPN.

Joe Louis Arena

shep

81 wrote:

shep wrote:

81 wrote:

time to name your kid....oooohhhh..sorry...you get Hashtag.

Could be worse.... could have gotten ESPN.

Joe Louis Arena

poor kid. At least he didn't wind up with Air Canada Center... then not only would be be a walking commercial, he'd also be associated with a bunch of losers.

I'm a Truck

81 wrote:

time to name your kid....oooohhhh..sorry...you get Hashtag.

:fp:


Maybe that's what we'll do. Take all the suggestions put them in a hat and do a lottery!





I hope Fucker gets the win.