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Things that should be lotterized

8181 Posts: 58,276
edited May 2013 in All Encompassing Trip
I move that we make as much of life a lotty as possible.

for example. dinner reservations. everyone wants to eat around 6 or 7. they should have a lotto for those times.

wanna ride top thrill dragster.....welcome to the virtual waiting room....we'll be randomly selecting people regardless of when you arrive.

flight's over sold. no worries. we'll just have a drawing

are you at the grocery store and ready to check out? great? please enter the corral. we'll be picking people at random to go thru the check out line.


life is going to be soooo much better.
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  • RKCNDYRKCNDY Posts: 31,013
    81 wrote:
    are you at the grocery store and ready to check out? great? please enter the corral. we'll be picking people at random to go thru the check out line.


    :nono: the college girls at the merch booth did that in Missoula(for the most part). Lots of us had been waiting, and they just kept helping people that walked up on the side of the tent :x
    The joy of life comes from our encounters with new experiences, and hence there is no greater joy than to have an endlessly changing horizon, for each day to have a new and different sun.

    - Christopher McCandless
  • rick1zoo2rick1zoo2 Posts: 12,632
    10 Club could do a periodic lottery, pick people at random to ban. That would weed the place out a bit.
  • 8181 Posts: 58,276
    edited February 2013
    RKCNDY wrote:
    81 wrote:
    are you at the grocery store and ready to check out? great? please enter the corral. we'll be picking people at random to go thru the check out line.


    :nono: the college girls at the merch booth did that in Missoula(for the most part). Lots of us had been waiting, and they just kept helping people that walked up on the side of the tent :x

    that's not a lottery, that's poor execution....
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  • Empty GlassEmpty Glass Posts: 12,329
    sex for the married folk. Throw numbers into a hat, 1 for each day of the month. Draw on the first day. If a 10 is drawn then the wife must delivery the prize on the 10th.

    Let me draw up the details and present this idea this evening
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  • 8181 Posts: 58,276
    Empty Glass wrote:
    sex for the married folk. Throw numbers into a hat, 1 for each day of the month. Draw on the first day. If a 10 is drawn then the wife must delivery the prize on the 10th.

    Let me draw up the details and present this idea this evening

    damn....29....in feb of a non leap year. :x :lol:
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  • rick1zoo2rick1zoo2 Posts: 12,632
    when people bring their lunch to work maybe have a lottery where everyone's lunch is up for grabs
  • 8181 Posts: 58,276
    at a concert? need to pee? excellent. hop in the virtual waiting room......we may just call your number.
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  • RKCNDYRKCNDY Posts: 31,013
    want a drivers license? great...there's a lottery for that.

    ooohhh....new phrase, "there's a lottery for that"
    The joy of life comes from our encounters with new experiences, and hence there is no greater joy than to have an endlessly changing horizon, for each day to have a new and different sun.

    - Christopher McCandless
  • 8181 Posts: 58,276
    RKCNDY wrote:
    want a drivers license? great...there's a lottery for that.

    ooohhh....new phrase, "there's a lottery for that"

    ohhh....go to the dmv to renew....have a seat in our waiting room.....and we'll randomly select you
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  • rick1zoo2rick1zoo2 Posts: 12,632
    dental work
  • RKCNDYRKCNDY Posts: 31,013
    wanna have a kid? Put your name in the hat...maybe we'll draw your name.
    The joy of life comes from our encounters with new experiences, and hence there is no greater joy than to have an endlessly changing horizon, for each day to have a new and different sun.

    - Christopher McCandless
  • 8181 Posts: 58,276
    RKCNDY wrote:
    wanna have a kid? Put your name in the hat...maybe we'll draw your name.

    please don't call my name, please don't call my name, please don't call my name. :lol:
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  • 8181 Posts: 58,276
    [comment removed by common sesne] :P :lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol:
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  • RKCNDYRKCNDY Posts: 31,013
    81 wrote:
    RKCNDY wrote:
    wanna have a kid? Put your name in the hat...maybe we'll draw your name.

    please don't call my name, please don't call my name, please don't call my name. :lol:

    :lol: then don't put your name in the hat... :lol:
    The joy of life comes from our encounters with new experiences, and hence there is no greater joy than to have an endlessly changing horizon, for each day to have a new and different sun.

    - Christopher McCandless
  • SatansFutonSatansFuton Posts: 5,399
    81 wrote:
    go to the dmv to renew....have a seat in our waiting room.....and we'll randomly select you

    I don't think the DMV can get anymore fucked up than it already is. I've stopped calling it the DMV, and go with the name Dane Cook gave it, "Satan's Asshole".
    "See a broad to get dat booty yak 'em, leg 'er down, a smack 'em yak 'em!"
  • 8181 Posts: 58,276
    on death row? sorry....it's your lucky day.
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  • rick1zoo2rick1zoo2 Posts: 12,632
    RKCNDY wrote:
    wanna have a kid? Put your name in the hat...maybe we'll draw your name.

    so that's what happened!!!!! three times!!!!! :fp:

    and I supposed there must have been a lottery for getting married. that would explain a lot....
  • 8181 Posts: 58,276
    downsizing.....ohhhh....sorry...i know you are a top performer...but your number came up. nothing i can do about it. the lotto rules all.
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  • Mamasan23Mamasan23 Posts: 16,388
    Empty Glass wrote:
    sex for the married folk. Throw numbers into a hat, 1 for each day of the month. Draw on the first day. If a 10 is drawn then the wife must delivery the prize on the 10th.

    Let me draw up the details and present this idea this evening

    :lol::lol::lol:

    81...leave Top Thrill Dragster out of this! :nono:
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  • shepshep Posts: 5,762
    81 wrote:
    RKCNDY wrote:
    want a drivers license? great...there's a lottery for that.

    ooohhh....new phrase, "there's a lottery for that"

    ohhh....go to the dmv to renew....have a seat in our waiting room.....and we'll randomly select you

    isn't that the way it works now?

    :lol:
    Houston, Texas... Believe it or not, there are 7 million people here... must be a couple of fans who'd love to see you play.
  • RKCNDYRKCNDY Posts: 31,013
    want to wear yoga pants? there's a lottery for that...
    The joy of life comes from our encounters with new experiences, and hence there is no greater joy than to have an endlessly changing horizon, for each day to have a new and different sun.

    - Christopher McCandless
  • shepshep Posts: 5,762
    RKCNDY wrote:
    wanna have a kid? Put your name in the hat...maybe we'll draw your name.

    sounds like a good idea actually... maybe we can use this method to get that show "16 and pregnant" off the air...

    :lol:
    Houston, Texas... Believe it or not, there are 7 million people here... must be a couple of fans who'd love to see you play.
  • 8181 Posts: 58,276
    wanna be president for a day......enter the lotto.
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  • 8181 Posts: 58,276
    have you ever wanted to be a game show contestant. perhaps....on the price is right? well, step right up and enter the lottory
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  • shepshep Posts: 5,762
    Need Employment?

    Step right up and submit you're Social Security number... we're having a lotto for all available positions!

    :fp:
    Houston, Texas... Believe it or not, there are 7 million people here... must be a couple of fans who'd love to see you play.
  • 8181 Posts: 58,276
    time to name your kid....oooohhhh..sorry...you get Hashtag.
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  • shepshep Posts: 5,762
    81 wrote:
    time to name your kid....oooohhhh..sorry...you get Hashtag.

    Could be worse.... could have gotten ESPN. :lol:
    Houston, Texas... Believe it or not, there are 7 million people here... must be a couple of fans who'd love to see you play.
  • 8181 Posts: 58,276
    shep wrote:
    81 wrote:
    time to name your kid....oooohhhh..sorry...you get Hashtag.

    Could be worse.... could have gotten ESPN. :lol:

    Joe Louis Arena
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  • shepshep Posts: 5,762
    81 wrote:
    shep wrote:
    81 wrote:
    time to name your kid....oooohhhh..sorry...you get Hashtag.

    Could be worse.... could have gotten ESPN. :lol:

    Joe Louis Arena

    poor kid. At least he didn't wind up with Air Canada Center... then not only would be be a walking commercial, he'd also be associated with a bunch of losers.
    Houston, Texas... Believe it or not, there are 7 million people here... must be a couple of fans who'd love to see you play.
  • I'm a TruckI'm a Truck Posts: 3,508
    81 wrote:
    time to name your kid....oooohhhh..sorry...you get Hashtag.
    :fp:


    Maybe that's what we'll do. Take all the suggestions put them in a hat and do a lottery!





    I hope Fucker gets the win.
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