Australia and NZ tour rumours going around Part 2 (No Bullshit)

Samule

zenith wrote:

it does whan you find yourself humming it on the loo :rolleyes:

I read on the loo so i don't have time to hum..

ZiggyStar

E.K wrote:

Check your PMs.

Thank you! Do you have a whole hard drive full of these pictures or something? How do you find them so quickly? Any other good ones... (I'm serious!)?

zenith

ozsmalltowngirl wrote:

LMAO!!!! I wasn't wearing any

Was that the problem? :eek: Don't bother bringing any......they'd probably be the wrong colour

of course it was!!! girl it is the season of peeptoes!!!!! it is a sin to let thy fingers and toes go bare!!!

we'll go for a nice little orange or maybe sparkly pink - you'll love yourself .....

zenith

Samule wrote:

I read on the loo so i don't have time to hum..

well, it covers up those awkward noises you sometimes hear while your in the public loos - unless you listening in to the bitches go at it next door about someone you know

E.K

ZiggyStar wrote:

Thank you! Do you have a whole hard drive full of these pictures or something? How do you find them so quickly? Any other good ones... (I'm serious!)?

Nah, that's it. They're both from other boards I visit.

ZiggyStar

Samule wrote:

I read on the loo so i don't have time to hum..

Ooooo....I can't handle the whole "reading on the loo" thing....

ZiggyStar

E.K wrote:

Nah, that's it. They're both from other boards I visit.

DAMN! I was just getting all excited about cool photos....

E.K

ZiggyStar wrote:

Ooooo....I can't handle the whole "reading on the loo" thing....

Me either. Yuck.

ozsmalltowngirl

zenith wrote:

of course it was!!! girl it is the season of peeptoes!!!!! it is a sin to let thy fingers and toes go bare!!!

we'll go for a nice little orange or maybe sparkly pink - you'll love yourself .....

I don't think anyone saw my toes while I was in Sydney

orange or sparkly pink you say??? Now, would that be better than the blue-ish teal colour I'm wearing at the moment?? I think not

Samule

i find it hard to poo without reading..

ozsmalltowngirl

Samule wrote:

i find it hard to poo without reading..

Just invite the family in to chat

ZiggyStar

Samule wrote:

i find it hard to poo without reading..

We had a male friend staying with us last week and he had to do a number 2 and walked into the toilet and walked back saying "do you have anything for me to read? I can't shit without reading"...

...That book is now in the bin.

Samule

ozsmalltowngirl wrote:

Just invite the family in to chat

Nah they dont fit, so they just stand at the door

zenith

ozsmalltowngirl wrote:

I don't think anyone saw my toes while I was in Sydney

orange or sparkly pink you say??? Now, would that be better than the blue-ish teal colour I'm wearing at the moment?? I think not

actually yea - did you have some skungy slippers or something, or am i imagining that????

ive got a pretty sky blue that'd do then - lol - actually dont get me started ... i really am the imelda marcos of nailploish colours - ill buy a bottle use it twice then buy another bottle ... so on and so on ... one of my friends little girls, lily, loves coming over here because her mum is too lazy and doesnt buy it either, and lily loves me to paint her nails - i do each one a different colour for her ... she thinks its so pretty

*sigh* i really should have had a girl - the poor thing would probably have been a complete tomboy tho - i was, except for the nailpolish obsession :rolleyes:

Samule

ZiggyStar wrote:

We had a male friend staying with us last week and he had to do a number 2 and walked into the toilet and walked back saying "do you have anything for me to read? I can't shit without reading"...

...That book is now in the bin.

Why? you shit in the toilet, your bum covers the toilet so the shit goes down into the toilet and nothing can escape.

ZiggyStar

Samule wrote:

Why? you shit in the toilet, your bum covers the toilet so the shit goes down into the toilet and nothing can escape.

Actually I read in a magazine that if your toilet and bathroom are in the same room, you shouldn't keep your toothbrushes uncovered due to contamination....don't know how true it is but it was in a Woman's Day I think.

Samule

ZiggyStar wrote:

Actually I read in a magazine that if your toilet and bathroom are in the same room, you shouldn't keep your toothbrushes uncovered due to contamination....don't know how true it is but it was in a Woman's Day I think.

Codswallop

ozsmalltowngirl

zenith wrote:

actually yea - did you have some skungy slippers or something, or am i imagining that????

ive got a pretty sky blue that'd do then - lol - actually dont get me started ... i really am the imelda marcos of nailploish colours - ill buy a bottle use it twice then buy another bottle ... so on and so on ... one of my friends little girls, lily, loves coming over here because her mum is too lazy and doesnt buy it either, and lily loves me to paint her nails - i do each one a different colour for her ... she thinks its so pretty

*sigh* i really should have had a girl - the poor thing would probably have been a complete tomboy tho - i was, except for the nailpolish obsession :rolleyes:

LOL!
You and me both
Maddi and I buy at least 1 bottle every time I go shopping
I remember people used to crack up, cuz even when she was about 2 (maybe younger) she'd sit perfectly still while I painted her finger and toe nails and then sit there blowing them until they dried

zenith

ZiggyStar wrote:

Actually I read in a magazine that if your toilet and bathroom are in the same room, you shouldn't keep your toothbrushes uncovered due to contamination....don't know how true it is but it was in a Woman's Day I think.

well if womens day printed it, of course its true!!!!!!

ozsmalltowngirl

ZiggyStar wrote:

Actually I read in a magazine that if your toilet and bathroom are in the same room, you shouldn't keep your toothbrushes uncovered due to contamination....don't know how true it is but it was in a Woman's Day I think.

Oh.....does that mean it's bad if I clean the toilet with my toothbrush??