Australia and NZ tour rumours going around Part 2 (No Bullshit)

Oz Jammer

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i73dWYJqVHk&feature=related

DonJon

ZiggyStar wrote:

CPA is for pussies anyway!

Multiple choice for certain subjects absolutely SUCKS! Give me written answers any day. Even if you don't know the whole answer, you can usually write enough down to get part marks...with multiple choice, if you don't know the answer, you're fucked!

Did you only have two options? A or B?

No there were 4 or 5 options! Two options?? You idiot! You taking the piss arent you.

Just got off the phone from a very close friend who is half way thru CA. He just said "Dont do CA they are C8nts - Im seriosly considering swapping to CPA". What a weird world.

He just got an assignment back and got 2 outta 12. Others in the office got 8s and 9s and he said they were similar. I said appeal it then.

To appeal any mark you have to write in and send a cheque for $500 for it!!! HAHAHAHA. I understand the eclusivity shit and all that but lose the fuggin attitude palease

ZiggyStar

Does anyone find Mariah Carey hideous or is it just me? There's something wrong with her head....and body....there's just something about her which annoys the crap out of me! She looks like a chipmunk or something?!?! And that's before she even opens her mouth! ha

ozsmalltowngirl

DonJon wrote:

Only negative is the CA doesnt have a financial planning/super component which I really wanna do.

Anyhoo I deal with it later - at the mo I got 3 months off. Dont know what to do with myself. Considering going to learn a language with a friend a coupla nights a week for something to do. Maybe Spanish so I can pick up some hot chicks. Or maybe a PT course so I can earn some extra cashola on the side and keep fit. Another option is do some gratis consulting for a charity/club

Ill be bored without study

A 2nd language would be good....SOLIDO' why Spanish? Are there a lot of Spanish people in Sydney?? I would have thought Japanese or something would have been better??

I couldn't imagine you as a PT.....not that you wouldn't be any good at it....but the people would drive you nuts :eek:

ZiggyStar

DonJon wrote:

No there were 4 or 5 options! Two options?? You idiot! You taking the piss arent you.

Just got off the phone from a very close friend who is half way thru CA. He just said "Dont do CA they are C8nts - Im seriosly considering swapping to CPA". What a weird world.

He just got an assignment back and got 2 outta 12. Others in the office got 8s and 9s and he said they were similar. I said appeal it then.

To appeal any mark you have to write in and send a cheque for $500 for it!!! HAHAHAHA. I understand the eclusivity shit and all that but lose the fuggin attitude palease

ME? Take the piss? I would NEVER do that!

I thought you said yesterday that you answered A or B for the last 70 questions or something like that without reading the questions. So I thought "what? are there only A or Bs?"

$500....ridiculous. Gee I'm glad I didn't waste my time doing this considering now I have no desire to be an accountant. I would have been pissed off if I went through all this then decided at 35 "I hate this shit"! It seems really really hard!

Oz Jammer

ZiggyStar wrote:

Does anyone find Mariah Carey hideous or is it just me? There's something wrong with her head....and body....there's just something about her which annoys the crap out of me! She looks like a chipmunk or something?!?! And that's before she even opens her mouth! ha

She has excellent tits
I'd give her a go

ozsmalltowngirl

ZiggyStar wrote:

ME? Take the piss? I would NEVER do that!

I thought you said yesterday that you answered A or B for the last 70 questions or something like that without reading the questions. So I thought "what? are there only A or Bs?"

$500....ridiculous. Gee I'm glad I didn't waste my time doing this considering now I have no desire to be an accountant. I would have been pissed off if I went through all this then decided at 35 "I hate this shit"! It seems really really hard!

EDIT: OOps! quoted wrong post LOL!

ozsmalltowngirl

ZiggyStar wrote:

Does anyone find Mariah Carey hideous or is it just me? There's something wrong with her head....and body....there's just something about her which annoys the crap out of me! She looks like a chipmunk or something?!?! And that's before she even opens her mouth! ha

Seriously MUNTED!!!!

I think what makes it worse is that she thinks she's Gods gift to mankind WTF!!

DonJon

ozsmalltowngirl wrote:

A 2nd language would be good....SOLIDO' why Spanish? Are there a lot of Spanish people in Sydney?? I would have thought Japanese or something would have been better??

I couldn't imagine you as a PT.....not that you wouldn't be any good at it....but the people would drive you nuts :eek:

Yeah I want Jap but my friend doesnt. Im reasonable with my Jap still. Spent years working there so could still probably get my way around. My friend doesnt want to coz it would take her a while to catch up.

Ha yeah imagine my with some little fatty on the ground, laughing and saying "you've done 10 bloody sit ups and you're gonna spew?". Probably dont have the patience for that. Some form of charity work may be the go. Do the books for some club or something

ZiggyStar

Oz Jammer wrote:

She has excellent tits
I'd give her a go

Yeah, but YOU'D give most things a go!

I reckon she's got fat looking tits. They're weird too!

ZiggyStar

ozsmalltowngirl wrote:

Seriously MUNTED!!!!

I think what makes it worse is that she thinks she's Gods gift to mankind WTF!!

ha ha

http://perezhilton.com/2008-05-06-mariah-takes-manhattan-on-wednesday

She looks like she's about to stuff her nose into a little bag of nuts....fucking CHIPMUNK!!!!

ozsmalltowngirl

DonJon wrote:

Yeah I want Jap but my friend doesnt. Im reasonable with my Jap still. Spent years working there so could still probably get my way around. My friend doesnt want to coz it would take her a while to catch up.

Ha yeah imagine my with some little fatty on the ground, laughing and saying "you've done 10 bloody sit ups and you're gonna spew?". Probably dont have the patience for that. Some form of charity work may be the go. Do the books for some club or something

LOL! Now THAT I can imagine I want to encourage you to do the PT thing now, so we can hear about all of your 'adventures' LOL!

Charity work would be great.
There's so many great courses around though....would be worth seeing what's available, that'd interest you.

DonJon

ZiggyStar wrote:

ME? Take the piss? I would NEVER do that!

I thought you said yesterday that you answered A or B for the last 70 questions or something like that without reading the questions. So I thought "what? are there only A or Bs?"

$500....ridiculous. Gee I'm glad I didn't waste my time doing this considering now I have no desire to be an accountant. I would have been pissed off if I went through all this then decided at 35 "I hate this shit"! It seems really really hard!

I wish then Id have a chance. I did guess some c's and d's as well

You dont have to do accounting. Its only about 30-40% that do it are actually in the accounting game. Majority is made up of finance and bisuness

ZiggyStar

DonJon wrote:

I wish then Id have a chance. I did guess some c's and d's as well

You dont have to do accounting. Its only about 30-40% that do it are actually in the accounting game. Majority is made up of finance and bisuness

Oh really....I didn't realise that. I assumed majority would be accounting.

I'm over being in business....I think I need to become a successful writer quick smart so I don't have to deal with the public. Do you deal with public much?

My dream: Leigh can sit at home and do his comics all day....and I can write all day....with no FUCKING PHONES to answer!!!

zenith

Oz Jammer wrote:

She has excellent tits
I'd give her a go

she has fake tits

what is it about a lump of silicon under a bit of skin that makes a boys brain turn to extra slo-mo mode?????

Oz Jammer

ZiggyStar wrote:

Yeah, but YOU'D give most things a go!

I reckon she's got fat looking tits. They're weird too!

I wouldn't give you a go BURN!!
What do you think tits are mostly made up of, smarty pants?

DonJon

ZiggyStar wrote:

Oh really....I didn't realise that. I assumed majority would be accounting.

I'm over being in business....I think I need to become a successful writer quick smart so I don't have to deal with the public. Do you deal with public much?

My dream: Leigh can sit at home and do his comics all day....and I can write all day....with no FUCKING PHONES to answer!!!

Really? Yeah way less than 50% are accountants. The majority are finance (traders, brokers etc), business (board directors, CFOs/CEO's) and even a fair percentage of academia. Ill photocopy you the stats tomorrow. Think it was 35% in direct public practice or assurance.

Not aimed at you - there is such a weird perception out there that accountants are just number crunches/tax specialists....prob only makes up 40% of my job

zenith

aus_suz wrote:

Final of Under Belly Tonight....

I noticed Big W had the complete un cut dvd version for about 48 bucks...


EK Nip and Tuck has vanished again.....grrrrrrrrrrr
I wish they wouldnt do that....
Its way hard to remember when it comes back on ....

im so addicted to underbelly its tragic - im going to buy the uncut tomorrow

and they've switched lost to 10:30!!! wtf - im adicted to that to - i dont want to wait up that late to watch it :(

Oz Jammer

zenith wrote:

she has fake tits

what is it about a lump of silicon under a bit of skin that makes a boys brain turn to extra slo-mo mode?????

I don't think they are. If they are then they're the most natural looking ones I've seen. They haven't got the 'perfectly round' look that most implants have when you look at them front on

zenith

Oz Jammer wrote:

I don't think they are. If they are then they're the most natural looking ones I've seen. They haven't got the 'perfectly round' look that most implants have when you look at them front on

if they are she's the most mis-proportioned person on the face of the planet - nobody carries round that much fat on their chest and none on the arse, thighs, chin, face, arms, etc etc etc - she must have had all that other fat sucked out of all the other places and pumped back in there

which you can do apparently - on your butt - to give it a 'rounder perkier' look - yea right ... ''my jeans arnt tight enough in that place - little more fat needed i think'' :rolleyes: