Australia and NZ tour rumours going around Part 2 (No Bullshit)

vital5

DonJon wrote:

I played mixed doubles once with Billie Jean King (and my doubles partner with John Newcombe) at a big celebrity day at White City when I was 9. That same day I got a sponsorship with Dunlop Slazenger where I was allowed 5 racquets and unlimited bags and towels every year - a dream for a kid.

I grew pubes, started smoking and drinking, found dope and my life has gone downhill ever since :eek:

I played mixed doubles with the olsen twins and heath ledger in my sleep last night... *shrug* Maybe my Coke sponsorship made me dream it :eek:

vital5

ozsmalltowngirl wrote:

Come over to our beach Doesn't get much better than this
http://s136.photobucket.com/albums/q173/ozsmalltowngirl/Secret%20Harbour%20-%20beach/?action=view&current=007.jpg

and yes, Eileen......go fake if you want a tan!!!

Bitch!

oh and haven't you seen the knew ads *deep voice* "There's nothing healthy about a tan!"

ozsmalltowngirl

Oz Jammer wrote:

AUSTRALIAN OPEN WOMEN'S SINGLES FINAL

Maria Sharapova - http://www.hollywood-celebrity-pictures.com/Celebrities/Maria-Sharapova/Maria-Sharapova-17.JPG

Vs

Ana Ivanovic - http://www.sportsmansdaily.com/images/ana-ivanovic11_001.jpg


I love sport

I don't follow the tennis, I'm afraid Bores me to tears.
so thanx for the pics there......I didn't know who you were talking about.
Maria's pretty plain, but Ana is STUNNING!!!!

ozsmalltowngirl

DonJon wrote:

I played mixed doubles once with Billie Jean King (and my doubles partner with John Newcombe) at a big celebrity day at White City when I was 9. That same day I got a sponsorship with Dunlop Slazenger where I was allowed 5 racquets and unlimited bags and towels every year - a dream for a kid.

I grew pubes, started smoking and drinking, found dope and my life has gone downhill ever since :eek:

Damn pubes :mad:
You could have waxed

DonJon

ozsmalltowngirl wrote:

Damn pubes :mad:
You could have waxed

Yep was all there fault

vital5

DonJon wrote:

Yep was all there fault

They made Billy Jean gag?

ozsmalltowngirl

Oz Jammer wrote:

JJJ have some pretty cool photos from Tuesday night's RATM gig


http://www.abc.net.au/triplej/gallery/rage_against_the_machine_220108/gallery.htm

WOW! There's some fantastic shots there!

#9 put me off my lunch though :eek:

Samule

4 day weekend for Sam!! Who wants to party!!!

ozsmalltowngirl

Samule wrote:

4 day weekend for Sam!! Who wants to party!!!

[size=+4]ME!!!!!![/size]

threefish10

Oz Jammer wrote:

AUSTRALIAN OPEN WOMEN'S SINGLES FINAL

Maria Sharapova - http://www.hollywood-celebrity-pictures.com/Celebrities/Maria-Sharapova/Maria-Sharapova-17.JPG

Vs

Ana Ivanovic - http://www.sportsmansdaily.com/images/ana-ivanovic11_001.jpg


I love sport

show-po seems to have some real bad skin thing going on at the moment, they keep zooming in on her face and she's got some mad acne happening.

It always kills my erection.

DonJon

Samule wrote:

4 day weekend for Sam!! Who wants to party!!!

Lucky boy - me gotta work Monday. At least the phone will be nice and quiet

Oz Jammer

threefish10 wrote:

show-po seems to have some real bad skin thing going on at the moment, they keep zooming in on her face and she's got some mad acne happening.

It always kills my erection.

That's what doggy style is there for

She's a big girl. 6ft 2 :eek:

threefish10

Oz Jammer wrote:

She's a big girl. 6ft 2 :eek:

yeah i like a tall girl.

i'm 6'2 myself.

i don't know why i married a midget.

ozsmalltowngirl

threefish10 wrote:

yeah i like a tall girl.

i'm 6'2 myself.

i don't know why i married a midget.

yes you do

and what do you call a midget....how tall's Bianca???

Oz Jammer

threefish10 wrote:

yeah i like a tall girl.

i'm 6'2 myself.

i don't know why i married a midget.

LOL

Here's one for ya Glenn

http://www.insidesocal.com/tomhoffarth/archives/sharapova-banana.jpg

Oz Jammer

Samule wrote:

4 day weekend for Sam!! Who wants to party!!!

Don't burn yourself out mate. Only 3 weeks to go

threefish10

ozsmalltowngirl wrote:

yes you do

and what do you call a midget....how tall's Bianca???

i don't know, about 4 foot nothing.


nah, i'd have a guess and say 5 foot????

threefish10

Oz Jammer wrote:

LOL

Here's one for ya Glenn

http://www.insidesocal.com/tomhoffarth/archives/sharapova-banana.jpg

ha ha haaaa,


Fucking brilliant!

ozsmalltowngirl

threefish10 wrote:

i don't know, about 4 foot nothing.


nah, i'd have a guess and say 5 foot????

Awwwwww she is little

Samule

Oz Jammer wrote:

Don't burn yourself out mate. Only 3 weeks to go

Warm up weekend.