Australia and NZ tour rumours going around Part 2 (No Bullshit)

1…12911292129412961297…4023

Comments

  • threefish10
    threefish10 Posts: 7,392
    vital5 wrote:
    Classic Ozzy Ozbourne

    "I tried out that Buckethead guy. I met with him and asked him to work with me but only if he got rid of the fucking bucket. So I came back a bit later and he's wearing this green fucking Martian's-hat thing! I said, 'Look, just be yourself'. He told me his name was Brian, so I said that's what I'd call him. He says, 'No one calls me Brian except my mother'. So I said, 'Pretend I'm your mum then!'. I haven't even got out of the room and I'm already playing fucking mind games with the guy. What happens if one day he's gone and there's a note saying, 'I've been beamed up'? Don't get me wrong, he's a great player. He plays like a motherfucker!"


    yeah that was funny, that guy is seriously strange
    condescending and sarcastic since 1980
  • ZiggyStar
    ZiggyStar Posts: 14,328
    Oz Jammer wrote:
    :D

    You've got a nasty mind......I like it :)

    Susan's off limits. I wouldn't want to get bashed by Eddie/Bernard ;)

    Leigh' dead -- I killed him....so if anyone's doing any bashing, stabbing, breaking of limbs etc around here it's ME -- because I'm an evil bitch! I

    SO PAY FOR MY FUCKING FLIGHT OZ JAMMER NOW!!!!
    ★ 1995 - Brisbane ★ 1998 - Brisbane ★ 2003 - Brisbane ★ 2006 - Brisbane ★
    ★ 2009 - Sydney, Brisbane, Auckland, Christchurch ★
    ★ 2011 - EV Newcastle, Melbourne 1, Melbourne 2 ★
  • threefish10
    threefish10 Posts: 7,392
    ZiggyStar wrote:
    SO PAY FOR MY FUCKING FLIGHT OZ JAMMER NOW!!!!


    Do it Oz, sounds like you might get some ;)
    condescending and sarcastic since 1980
  • Oz Jammer
    Oz Jammer Posts: 9,858
    ZiggyStar wrote:
    Leigh' dead -- I killed him....so if anyone's doing any bashing, stabbing, breaking of limbs etc around here it's ME -- because I'm an evil bitch! I

    SO PAY FOR MY FUCKING FLIGHT OZ JAMMER NOW!!!!

    I did get my new credit card last week, but..............(runs off and hides from the knife wielding maniac)
  • Oz Jammer
    Oz Jammer Posts: 9,858
    A bit off topic (as we all usually are in here) but does anyone know how much it costs for a course of Hep B immunisations cos I need to get em for a job i'm going for
  • threefish10
    threefish10 Posts: 7,392
    Oz Jammer wrote:
    A bit off topic (as we all usually are in here) but does anyone know how much it costs for a course of Hep B immunisations cos I need to get em for a job i'm going for


    Well if it's anything like the syphilis injection i got...


    wait i'll shut up now.


    No idea mate, can you ring a doctor and ask for a quote, lol
    condescending and sarcastic since 1980
  • Oz Jammer
    Oz Jammer Posts: 9,858
    threefish10 wrote:
    Well if it's anything like the syphilis injection i got...


    wait i'll shut up now.


    No idea mate, can you ring a doctor and ask for a quote, lol

    Shop around for the best deal? :D

    Might try eBay first. You can get anything on there ;)
  • illegal pants
    illegal pants Posts: 13,471
    Oz Jammer wrote:
    A bit off topic (as we all usually are in here) but does anyone know how much it costs for a course of Hep B immunisations cos I need to get em for a job i'm going for

    i needed it for my new job too, but they paid for it :eek:
    wah
  • E.K
    E.K New South Wales, Australia Posts: 7,726
    vital5 wrote:
    I'd still let her shag me :D Although she isn't the hottest thing on the Earth.. she's a bit wrinkley

    Wrinkly?? You better not ever meet me then.. :o
    Sydney, Australia - March 12, 1998; Sydney, Australia - February 14, 2003; Sydney, Australia - November 8, 2006; Sydney, Australia - November 25, 2006;  Brisbane, Australia - November, 2009; Gold Coast, Australia - January, 2014, Gold Coast, Australia - November 2024

  • E.K
    E.K New South Wales, Australia Posts: 7,726
    vital5 wrote:
    Well I did... I think it could have been Alive... but I grew to love it :)

    Um.... I fell in love with Black, Release and Oceans :) made me realise he didn't yell.

    I'm 38 like E.K.... no wait i'm not THAT old....

    I told you! I'm really 58!!
    Sydney, Australia - March 12, 1998; Sydney, Australia - February 14, 2003; Sydney, Australia - November 8, 2006; Sydney, Australia - November 25, 2006;  Brisbane, Australia - November, 2009; Gold Coast, Australia - January, 2014, Gold Coast, Australia - November 2024

  • E.K
    E.K New South Wales, Australia Posts: 7,726
    ZiggyStar wrote:
    LOL! That's funny! :D I just laughed out loud at work! HA HA :D

    Well it's true.. Eva's like 4 ft 10 inches tall and weighs 40 kgs with this large grown woman's face and head... it looks odd.
    Sydney, Australia - March 12, 1998; Sydney, Australia - February 14, 2003; Sydney, Australia - November 8, 2006; Sydney, Australia - November 25, 2006;  Brisbane, Australia - November, 2009; Gold Coast, Australia - January, 2014, Gold Coast, Australia - November 2024

  • threefish10
    threefish10 Posts: 7,392
    E.K wrote:
    Well it's true.. Eva's like 4 ft 10 inches tall and weighs 40 kgs with this large grown woman's face and head... it looks odd.


    it doesn't help she's dating a dude over 6 foot 5
    condescending and sarcastic since 1980
  • E.K
    E.K New South Wales, Australia Posts: 7,726
    threefish10 wrote:
    it doesn't help she's dating a dude over 6 foot 5

    You mean the old guy? I guess that's why they call it Desperate Housewives. Eeeeew.
    Sydney, Australia - March 12, 1998; Sydney, Australia - February 14, 2003; Sydney, Australia - November 8, 2006; Sydney, Australia - November 25, 2006;  Brisbane, Australia - November, 2009; Gold Coast, Australia - January, 2014, Gold Coast, Australia - November 2024

  • I was diving...
    I was diving... Posts: 1,832
    Good to see everyone is still on topic :D
    I like our socks. I hear we make a fine sock. I always say, You might not love our records, but I think you'll like our socks. - Stoney G.

    http://www.myspace.com/ozbeachbum

    7/11/06 - Sydney 1
    18/11/06 - Sydney 3
    19/11/06 - Newcastle Baby!
  • E.K
    E.K New South Wales, Australia Posts: 7,726
    I was diving... wrote:
    Good to see everyone is still on topic :D

    What topic? Australian and NZ tour rumours?!

    Pappas needs to log in and edit thread title for us to something like "Australians Talking Bullshit". :)
    Sydney, Australia - March 12, 1998; Sydney, Australia - February 14, 2003; Sydney, Australia - November 8, 2006; Sydney, Australia - November 25, 2006;  Brisbane, Australia - November, 2009; Gold Coast, Australia - January, 2014, Gold Coast, Australia - November 2024

  • threefish10
    threefish10 Posts: 7,392
    E.K wrote:
    You mean the old guy? I guess that's why they call it Desperate Housewives. Eeeeew.


    no in real life she's dating a basketballer
    condescending and sarcastic since 1980
  • I was diving...
    I was diving... Posts: 1,832
    E.K wrote:
    What topic? Australian and NZ tour rumours?!

    Pappas needs to log in and edit thread title for us to something like "Australians Talking Bullshit". :)

    haha yea true true..
    I like our socks. I hear we make a fine sock. I always say, You might not love our records, but I think you'll like our socks. - Stoney G.

    http://www.myspace.com/ozbeachbum

    7/11/06 - Sydney 1
    18/11/06 - Sydney 3
    19/11/06 - Newcastle Baby!
  • aus_suz
    aus_suz Posts: 9,406
    threefish10 wrote:
    no in real life she's dating a basketballer


    Yeah I saw that on Oprah.....
    He hadnt heard of Desperate Housewives when he started dating her....


    Gees Newscastles forecast is for 7m swell.......:eek:

    Save safe all u Newcastle peeps..:)
  • E.K
    E.K New South Wales, Australia Posts: 7,726
    threefish10 wrote:
    no in real life she's dating a basketballer

    Oh yeah that's right ... I think they're getting married soon. Anyway height doesn't matter when you're both lying down. :p
    Sydney, Australia - March 12, 1998; Sydney, Australia - February 14, 2003; Sydney, Australia - November 8, 2006; Sydney, Australia - November 25, 2006;  Brisbane, Australia - November, 2009; Gold Coast, Australia - January, 2014, Gold Coast, Australia - November 2024

  • E.K
    E.K New South Wales, Australia Posts: 7,726
    aus_suz wrote:
    Gees Newscastles forecast is for 7m swell.......:eek:

    Save safe all u Newcastle peeps..:)

    Storms and very strong winds are forecast for Sydney and Newcastle area tomorrow morning. South Narrabeen beach is getting washed away. There is hardly any sand left on it. :(

    Speak to you people tomorrow.
    Sydney, Australia - March 12, 1998; Sydney, Australia - February 14, 2003; Sydney, Australia - November 8, 2006; Sydney, Australia - November 25, 2006;  Brisbane, Australia - November, 2009; Gold Coast, Australia - January, 2014, Gold Coast, Australia - November 2024

This discussion has been closed.

Categories