Australia and NZ tour rumours going around Part 2 (No Bullshit)

ZiggyStar

I went out for dinner last night at the RSL and GOT ASKED FOR ID when I tried to buy a VB!!! So I walked back to me table and got my ID and walked back to the bar and there are 3 chicks standing there staring at me. One says "you must get sick of getting asked that all the time" and I said "well, I never really get asked because I'm TWENTY EIGHT!" and they all nearly fell over! Then one said "bullshit" and triple checked my ID then passed it around to the others to look at then I got asked what moisturiser I use to which I replied "soap!"

Ha ha ha

I fucking love those girls! I'll be going back there!!!!

vital5

ZiggyStar wrote:

I went out for dinner last night at the RSL and GOT ASKED FOR ID when I tried to buy a VB!!! So I walked back to me table and got my ID and walked back to the bar and there are 3 chicks standing there staring at me. One says "you must get sick of getting asked that all the time" and I said "well, I never really get asked because I'm TWENTY EIGHT!" and they all nearly fell over! Then one said "bullshit" and triple checked my ID then passed it around to the others to look at then I got asked what moisturiser I use to which I replied "soap!"

Ha ha ha

I fucking love those girls! I'll be going back there!!!!

They were trying to get into your pants because they'd seen your movie on Youtube

Soap answer was funny

«¤tîg®ê§§¤»

Samule wrote:

I'm pretty sure that's just you, we all pretend to make you feel better... (hopefully that smiley works, if it doesn't its a poking tongue out one)

thanks man... thanks alot... for making me feel loved... Fucker :rolleyes:



suz, i think they were asking for your ID beacuse you looked so old and wrinkly that they had to know exactly how ancient you were... then when they say you were 28 they turned it around to make you feel better...

scrapper...

aus_suz

vital5 wrote:

Haha he does look like the STEREOTYPICAL Aussie in that shot....
I wonder if he has Stubbies on??.... hahaha

Just delete the picture from the source you got the link from.. or change the link... we all can... i know i quoted it... oops... hope it doesnt get thread closed... Just hope it isn't a stolen photo

Yeah I deleted the link from my post just incase..:p

DonJon

ZiggyStar wrote:

I went out for dinner last night at the RSL and GOT ASKED FOR ID when I tried to buy a VB!!! So I walked back to me table and got my ID and walked back to the bar and there are 3 chicks standing there staring at me. One says "you must get sick of getting asked that all the time" and I said "well, I never really get asked because I'm TWENTY EIGHT!" and they all nearly fell over! Then one said "bullshit" and triple checked my ID then passed it around to the others to look at then I got asked what moisturiser I use to which I replied "soap!"

Ha ha ha

I fucking love those girls! I'll be going back there!!!!

Love the soap call - excellent.
Did you give up on posting the horror movie?

illegal pants

«¤tîg®ê§§¤» wrote:

suz, i think they were asking for your ID beacuse you looked so old and wrinkly that they had to know exactly how ancient you were... then when they say you were 28 they turned it around to make you feel better...

scrapper...

:D:D awwwww!!!

is that pappas online?

:rolleyes:

ZiggyStar

vital5 wrote:

They were trying to get into your pants because they'd seen your movie on Youtube

Soap answer was funny

Ewww....they weren't THAT good! If I was going to turn, it would be with better looking women than them!

DonJon

illegal_pants wrote:

:D:D awwwww!!!

is that pappas online?

:rolleyes:

Yeah the CEO has popped his head in a couple of times in the last few months then done the runner.

He's keeping a sneaky eye on his employees - and you too for that matter SIS

illegal pants

DonJon wrote:

Yeah the CEO has popped his head in a couple of times in the last few months then done the runner.

He's keeping a sneaky eye on his employees - and you too for that matter SIS

me too? how so :eek:

i don't think he's keeping an eye on things, he's just too lazy to post, too much effort

Samule

«¤tîg®ê§§¤» wrote:

thanks man... thanks alot... for making me feel loved... Fucker :rolleyes:

don't mention it, this one is on me

vital5

ZiggyStar wrote:

Ewww....they weren't THAT good! If I was going to turn, it would be with better looking women than them!

maybe you turned... then turned back... hehe

oh you're into those lispstick lesbians like guys are? haha

DonJon

ZiggyStar wrote:

Ewww....they weren't THAT good! If I was going to turn, it would be with better looking women than them!

I could imagine you being an 'angry lesbian' - short black flattop and the 'giver' in the relationship

ZiggyStar

DonJon wrote:

Love the soap call - excellent.
Did you give up on posting the horror movie?

I've got to try and change it to another format tonight. Youtube doesn't accept .avi files. I didn't have time last night unfortunately.

DonJon

illegal_pants wrote:

me too? how so :eek:

i don't think he's keeping an eye on things, he's just too lazy to post, too much effort

I thought you shared a room?

ZiggyStar

vital5 wrote:

maybe you turned... then turned back... hehe

oh you're into those lispstick lesbians like guys are? haha

What the hell is a lipstick lesbian?

DonJon

ZiggyStar wrote:

I've got to try and change it to another format tonight. Youtube doesn't accept .avi files. I didn't have time last night unfortunately.

What is the current format and what do you need to change it to?

vital5

ZiggyStar wrote:

What the hell is a lipstick lesbian?

google it

haha

oh and while your at it... google the following....

Pearl Jam (and your chat nickname here) Don't do mine

Google Mr Leatherback, too :eek:

threefish10

ZiggyStar wrote:

Ewww....they weren't THAT good! If I was going to turn, it would be with better looking women than them!

Like????

at another board i got to there is a whole "who would you turn gay for" thread

ZiggyStar

DonJon wrote:

I could imagine you being an 'angry lesbian' - short black flattop and the 'giver' in the relationship

WRONG!!! I'm definitely not the short black flattop type! ha ha

And if I'm a lesbian there's no giving -- just receiving!

vital5

threefish10 wrote:

Like????

at another board i got to there is a whole "who would you turn gay for" thread

haha you want imagery!!... :eek:

Um... i'd turn gay for.... Bubba