***The Official Philadelphia Phillies 2013 Thread***

pjhawks

JK_Livin said:

C'mon, the pumpkin ale bit was funny.

i thought so to but apparently it wasn't classy of me to post it


as for the Phils i know they need pitching but i can't believe i am going to have to watch Kyle Kendrick for another year. has anyone so mediocre lasted so long in this town before?

Jearlpam0925

pjhawks said:

JK_Livin said:

C'mon, the pumpkin ale bit was funny.

i thought so to but apparently it wasn't classy of me to post it


as for the Phils i know they need pitching but i can't believe i am going to have to watch Kyle Kendrick for another year. has anyone so mediocre lasted so long in this town before?

Bigger travesty is that John Mayberry is getting paid closer to $2M this year than $2

Wobbie

Jearlpam0925 said:

imalive said:

pjhawks said:

thought this was funny and probably describes you pumpkin ale guys. note this is NSFW

"you pumpkin ale guys" )

actually, I thought PBR was the "hipster beer." maybe philly hipsters are more douchey than salt lake hipsters.

'Salt Lake' and 'Hipster' going together doesn't even make sense.

oh, hell yeah. we have hipsters....huka lounges....tattoo parlors....whiskey bars. we even had gay marriage for about a week but the mormons have predictably filed suit.

if you're ever in slc, look me up and I'll show you it's seamy underbelly.

"pumpkin ale guys"

)

Jearlpam0925

imalive said:

Jearlpam0925 said:

imalive said:

pjhawks said:

thought this was funny and probably describes you pumpkin ale guys. note this is NSFW

"you pumpkin ale guys" )

actually, I thought PBR was the "hipster beer." maybe philly hipsters are more douchey than salt lake hipsters.

'Salt Lake' and 'Hipster' going together doesn't even make sense.

oh, hell yeah. we have hipsters....huka lounges....tattoo parlors....whiskey bars. we even had gay marriage for about a week but the mormons have predictably filed suit.

if you're ever in slc, look me up and I'll show you it's seamy underbelly.

"pumpkin ale guys"

)

I don't think there's anything more anti-hipster than the term, "Pumpkin Ale Guys."

You meant morons, right? I think that's how you spell it.

If I'm ever in SLC will it be like the movie SLC Punk?

The Juggler

JK_Livin said:

C'mon, the pumpkin ale bit was funny.

pjhawks said:

The Juggler said:

Jearlpam0925 said:

I think this guy might be bipolar.

Just nuts. Full on nuts. Also, huuuge Key Light fan apparently.

never had it. i think i had mentioned before my drinking habits. do you resemble those guys in the video when you order your beers?

and what was the final answer on the traffic argument you guys had?

So I’m clear, something like this requires a more serious response from you? Or no?


And to belabor the point, yeah I realized your link was supposed to be funny…hence my stupid keystone light guy response, which you didn't get. Then of course your multiple nerdy responses were funnier to me than the original link you posted so, yeah I dunno....I was feeling good today so I just kinda ran with it. It felt right. Anywho, you’re now this guy:



Own it. Make it your avatar. Do it. Do it right now.

Wobbie

The Juggler said:

Own it. Make it your avatar. Do it. Do it right now.

you could do worse than Keith Stone!

Wobbie

correct me if I'm wrong...the major posters here are:

juggler

jearlpam

jamminpearls

jklivin

pjhawks

the fixer

I know you ALL hate the fixer (I happen to like the dude)....who else are allies/enemies? :-S

edit: and me, the troll

pjhawks

imalive said:

correct me if I'm wrong...the major posters here are:

juggler

jearlpam

jamminpearls

jklivin

pjhawks

the fixer

I know you ALL hate the fixer (I happen to like the dude)....who else are allies/enemies? :-S

edit: and me, the troll

the pumpkin ale drinkers pretty much all hate me but that's because I don't buy into the football myths of running the ball into the line for 2 yards in the 1st quarter helps the passing game in the 4th quarter , that Chip Kelly is the greatest coach of all time after one season, and I think that beers shouldn't be flavored with fruits. also I like ryan howard and don't give a fuck about his contract.

jklivin and I are pretty much fine for the most part.

the fixer drives me nuts because I think he has good sports knowledge but his personally clouds it often. if he could be rational I think he could add a lot.

Wobbie

so, are the pumpkin guys the top three above ^^^^?

I know the juggler enjoys his beers flavored with fruit, chocolate and god knows what else :-$

Cliffy6745

This should turn out well

jamminpearls

I'm an IPA/Hophead but I do enjoy certain Pumpkin Ales. I only have a problem with the guy you mentioned.

The Juggler

Cliffy6745 said:

This should turn out well

Yeah...what's happening?

The Juggler

coincidentally enough, i am heading to the ol' craft ale house this evening. pjhawks--i don't think they would let you through the door. haha

http://www.beermenus.com/places/942-craft-ale-house

tally ho, gentlemen

Ledbetterman10

This might the most Ruben Amaroist thing ever. Fire Charlie mid-season...and bring him back as a senior adviser the following offseason??

http://www.usatoday.com/story/sports/mlb/2014/01/17/charlie-manuel-returns-to-phillies-as-senior-adviser/4583511/

pjhawks

The Juggler said:

coincidentally enough, i am heading to the ol' craft ale house this evening. pjhawks--i don't think they would let you through the door. haha

http://www.beermenus.com/places/942-craft-ale-house

tally ho, gentlemen

I wouldn't even attempt to go in the door so no worries. nothing I'd like better than to be in a bar where I have to wait 10 minutes to get my next beer because hipsters are looking at a freakin menu to decide what they want.

Phils name not mentioned in the Tanaka sweepstakes although looks like he might get around 20 million a year.

The Juggler

pjhawks said:

The Juggler said:

coincidentally enough, i am heading to the ol' craft ale house this evening. pjhawks--i don't think they would let you through the door. haha

http://www.beermenus.com/places/942-craft-ale-house

tally ho, gentlemen

I wouldn't even attempt to go in the door so no worries. nothing I'd like better than to be in a bar where I have to wait 10 minutes to get my next beer because hipsters are looking at a freakin menu to decide what they want.

Phils name not mentioned in the Tanaka sweepstakes although looks like he might get around 20 million a year.

thanks for the breaking news on tanaka though. haha

pjhawks

thanks for shar

The Juggler said:

pjhawks said:

The Juggler said:

coincidentally enough, i am heading to the ol' craft ale house this evening. pjhawks--i don't think they would let you through the door. haha

http://www.beermenus.com/places/942-craft-ale-house

tally ho, gentlemen

I wouldn't even attempt to go in the door so no worries. nothing I'd like better than to be in a bar where I have to wait 10 minutes to get my next beer because hipsters are looking at a freakin menu to decide what they want.

Phils name not mentioned in the Tanaka sweepstakes although looks like he might get around 20 million a year.

thanks for the breaking news on tanaka though. haha

no problem. thanks for sharing your hipster Saturday night with us all.

The Juggler

pjhawks said:

thanks for shar

The Juggler said:

pjhawks said:

The Juggler said:

coincidentally enough, i am heading to the ol' craft ale house this evening. pjhawks--i don't think they would let you through the door. haha

http://www.beermenus.com/places/942-craft-ale-house

tally ho, gentlemen

I wouldn't even attempt to go in the door so no worries. nothing I'd like better than to be in a bar where I have to wait 10 minutes to get my next beer because hipsters are looking at a freakin menu to decide what they want.

Phils name not mentioned in the Tanaka sweepstakes although looks like he might get around 20 million a year.

thanks for the breaking news on tanaka though. haha

no problem. thanks for sharing your hipster Saturday night with us all.

The Juggler

Bobby Abreu?

jamminpearls

The Juggler said:

Bobby Abreu?

http://www.mlbtraderumors.com/2014/01/phillies-sign-bobby-abreu.html?utm_source=dlvr.it&utm_medium=facebook
WTF is this ass clown doing!!!!!!!!!!!!!!