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Mamasan23

JonnyPistachio wrote:

Mamasan, I do commend you for being the only woman and sticking up for yourself in a battered cujones support group thread.

JonnyPistachio

chadwick wrote:

so dad was a prison guard 30 odd years or whatever it was..he knew a lot of ppl & saw & heard many a stories. one day a gentleman out on his motorbike wiped out at a high rate of speed. he slid & rolled & tumbled & slid around some more. when he sat up off the pavement he tore his jeans to bits.

first he was sitting in a bloody mess.
he shaved a large portion of one side of his buttocks off
one of his "boys" was torn out of its home & was sitting there on the highway looking up at him.

dad did strip searches on prisoners several daily. this is a factual event.

Damn. Dude Chadwick, you have taken a beating buddy.

On losing a nut... I'll never forget when I was a kid watching the war movie The Big Red One ( i think it was called?)... a guy gets his nut blown off by a gunshot, and the captain says to him, "That was just one of your balls, Smitty. That's why they give you two."

:fp:

BinauralJam

:shock:

push me and i will resist

I think I just got kicked outta here. See you all later Down the road.

chadwick

JonnyPistachio wrote:

chadwick wrote:

so dad was a prison guard 30 odd years or whatever it was..he knew a lot of ppl & saw & heard many a stories. one day a gentleman out on his motorbike wiped out at a high rate of speed. he slid & rolled & tumbled & slid around some more. when he sat up off the pavement he tore his jeans to bits.

first he was sitting in a bloody mess.
he shaved a large portion of one side of his buttocks off
one of his "boys" was torn out of its home & was sitting there on the highway looking up at him.

dad did strip searches on prisoners several daily. this is a factual event.

Damn. Dude Chadwick, you have taken a beating buddy.

On losing a nut... I'll never forget when I was a kid watching the war movie The Big Red One ( i think it was called?)... a guy gets his nut blown off by a gunshot, and the captain says to him, "That was just one of your balls, Smitty. That's why they give you two."

:fp:

i have heard that. unreal that captain guy.

i about wrapped my guy & his 2 friends around a drill bit. haha. so i sat on the hood of my folks' car and thought you know i wanna drill a hole through these shorts i am sporting. zingggg zzzinggg goes the drill.

not the greatest idea your uncle chadwick ever conjured up. i was within 9/16 of an inch from fucking myself up bigtime. almost broke my wrist. the cloth wrapped around that drill bit so fast it was silly. needless to say i put the drill away & realized i did not need holes in my shorts whilst wearing the shorts.

i also used to shoot my blue jeans with a shotgun to get the def leopard singer look. that was radical & made me money cause other kids at school didn't own a shotgun & they wanted def leopard jeans too. hundreds of little holes shot through denim.... i am a god damn genius

eeriepadave

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JonnyPistachio wrote:

Cujones?
or for the ladies, your southern states?

This quote had me thinking:

push me and i will resist wrote:

You need to relax, stress is bad for the balls

Mine have taken a beating.

I can think of a few easy ones...a baseball to the cujones, etc... but the worst one was once I was at a bar kind bobbing to the music, a little buzzed, and this girl came up dancing and kinda roundhouse kicked my crotch (long story).

Why does it got to hurt so bad?

While playing high school baseball at 3rd base I took a rocket of a ground ball to the jewels. I threw the batter out then went down in a heep in pure pain. Coach came out checked me then says where the hell is your cup .....I told I didn't wear one.

He then said....well that's why you hurting real bad right now, nice play by the way. A couple minutes later I was fine and back in action without a cup, I figured the odds were with me it wouldn't happen again. coach RIP

Peace

JTH

Mark DeRosa had a great reply when he was asked whether or not he wears a cup when he's playing.

He said he doesn't even go out on the field for the team photo without a cup.

Malroth

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