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  • JonnyPistachio
    JonnyPistachio Florida Posts: 10,219
    its kinda crazy that we havent evolved to grow our jewels on the inside. just hanging there like a pinata for godsake..
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  • peacefrompaul
    peacefrompaul Posts: 25,293
    its kinda crazy that we havent evolved to grow our jewels on the inside. just hanging there like a pinata for godsake..

    :lol:
  • rival.
    rival. Chicago Posts: 7,775
    its kinda crazy that we havent evolved to grow our jewels on the inside. just hanging there like a pinata for godsake..

    :lol:

    evolution's clever way to give men a counter arguement to women complaining about their monthly "pains".
  • peacefrompaul
    peacefrompaul Posts: 25,293
    rival. wrote:
    its kinda crazy that we havent evolved to grow our jewels on the inside. just hanging there like a pinata for godsake..

    :lol:

    evolution's clever way to give men a counter arguement to women complaining about their monthly "pains".

    :lol:

    I'll have to use that
  • Mamasan23
    Mamasan23 Posts: 16,390
    rival. wrote:
    its kinda crazy that we havent evolved to grow our jewels on the inside. just hanging there like a pinata for godsake..

    :lol:

    evolution's clever way to give men a counter arguement to women complaining about their monthly "pains".

    Are you suggesting that they are not painful?
    :nono: :nono: :nono:
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  • peacefrompaul
    peacefrompaul Posts: 25,293
    Mamasan23 wrote:
    rival. wrote:
    its kinda crazy that we havent evolved to grow our jewels on the inside. just hanging there like a pinata for godsake..

    :lol:

    evolution's clever way to give men a counter arguement to women complaining about their monthly "pains".

    Are you suggesting that they are not painful?
    :nono: :nono: :nono:

    It's a good retort if you try to start something. :nono: :corn:
  • Mamasan23
    Mamasan23 Posts: 16,390

    It's a good retort if you try to start something. :nono: :corn:

    Okay then. Let's even the scales. I'm gonna kick every guy I know in the nuts 4 times per month.

    :twisted:
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  • peacefrompaul
    peacefrompaul Posts: 25,293
    Mamasan23 wrote:

    It's a good retort if you try to start something. :nono: :corn:

    Okay then. Let's even the scales. I'm gonna kick every guy I know in the nuts 4 times per month.

    :twisted:

    If you want to be that person, that's fine... I hope your enjoy having that on your conscience. :corn:
  • rival.
    rival. Chicago Posts: 7,775
    Mamasan23 wrote:
    rival. wrote:
    its kinda crazy that we havent evolved to grow our jewels on the inside. just hanging there like a pinata for godsake..

    :lol:

    evolution's clever way to give men a counter arguement to women complaining about their monthly "pains".

    Are you suggesting that they are not painful?
    :nono: :nono: :nono:

    clearly you don't understand how painful it is to get kicked in the balls.

    see how easy it is :mrgreen:
  • Mamasan23
    Mamasan23 Posts: 16,390
    rival. wrote:

    clearly you don't understand how painful it is to get kicked in the balls.

    see how easy it is :mrgreen:

    :lol:

    All you guys better be wearing cups at the Alive One party, that's all I'm sayin!

    :wave:
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  • rival.
    rival. Chicago Posts: 7,775
    Mamasan23 wrote:

    It's a good retort if you try to start something. :nono: :corn:

    Okay then. Let's even the scales. I'm gonna kick every guy I know in the nuts 4 times per month.

    :twisted:

    women get their time of the month 4 times a month. :?
  • rival.
    rival. Chicago Posts: 7,775
    Mamasan23 wrote:
    rival. wrote:

    clearly you don't understand how painful it is to get kicked in the balls.

    see how easy it is :mrgreen:

    :lol:

    All you guys better be wearing cups at the Alive One party, that's all I'm sayin!

    :wave:

    :nono: :nono:
  • Mamasan23
    Mamasan23 Posts: 16,390
    rival. wrote:
    Mamasan23 wrote:

    It's a good retort if you try to start something. :nono: :corn:

    Okay then. Let's even the scales. I'm gonna kick every guy I know in the nuts 4 times per month.

    :twisted:

    women get their time of the month 4 times a month. :?
    4 days long. And those are the lucky ones!

    And I'm done talking about this now :lol::lol::lol:
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  • JonnyPistachio
    JonnyPistachio Florida Posts: 10,219
    Mamasan23 wrote:
    rival. wrote:
    its kinda crazy that we havent evolved to grow our jewels on the inside. just hanging there like a pinata for godsake..

    :lol:

    evolution's clever way to give men a counter arguement to women complaining about their monthly "pains".

    Are you suggesting that they are not painful?
    :nono: :nono: :nono:

    :eh: maybe what he's trying to say is that the fact that we (men) all get our nuggets battered 2-3 times to the point it drops us to our knees, means we have to go through the trials and tribulations of difficult biological misfortunes so as to offset your monthly pains? Just a guess.. :think:

    Im off to get my cup fitted at the tailor. This should be fun!
    Pick up my debut novel here on amazon: Jonny Bails Floatin (in paperback) (also available on Kindle for $2.99)
  • peacefrompaul
    peacefrompaul Posts: 25,293
    Mamasan23 wrote:
    4 days long. And those are the lucky ones!

    And I'm done talking about this now :lol::lol::lol:

    :yawn:
  • rival.
    rival. Chicago Posts: 7,775
    Mamasan23 wrote:
    4 days long. And those are the lucky ones!

    And I'm done talking about this now :lol::lol::lol:

    :yawn:
  • chadwick
    chadwick up my ass Posts: 21,157
    i've destroyed every square inch of my body. been kicked in the jimmy at least 14 times. 4 of those 14 times was wrecking my bicycle and slamming myself into metal bars & parked cars & jungle gyms.

    my brother ran square on into me on his bicycle & im all standing there balls open & unready for major impact. that hurt. i layed in our backyard crying like a baby for what seemed like hours. an abused dog we rescued (who would not come up to any of us) came up to me & knew true pain & helped me as if holding me.

    road rash is a nice good pain to experience. i suggest everyone checking into a good accident shaving your flesh off. nice times.
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    "Hear me, my chiefs!
    I am tired; my heart is
    sick and sad. From where
    the sun stands I will fight
    no more forever."

    Chief Joseph - Nez Perce
  • JonnyPistachio
    JonnyPistachio Florida Posts: 10,219
    Mamasan, I do commend you for being the only woman and sticking up for yourself in a battered cujones support group thread.
    Pick up my debut novel here on amazon: Jonny Bails Floatin (in paperback) (also available on Kindle for $2.99)
  • chadwick
    chadwick up my ass Posts: 21,157
    so dad was a prison guard 30 odd years or whatever it was..he knew a lot of ppl & saw & heard many a stories. one day a gentleman out on his motorbike wiped out at a high rate of speed. he slid & rolled & tumbled & slid around some more. when he sat up off the pavement he tore his jeans to bits.

    first he was sitting in a bloody mess.
    he shaved a large portion of one side of his buttocks off
    one of his "boys" was torn out of its home & was sitting there on the highway looking up at him.

    dad did strip searches on prisoners several daily. this is a factual event.
    for poetry through the ceiling. ISBN: 1 4241 8840 7

    "Hear me, my chiefs!
    I am tired; my heart is
    sick and sad. From where
    the sun stands I will fight
    no more forever."

    Chief Joseph - Nez Perce
  • eeriepadave
    eeriepadave West Chester, PA Posts: 43,380
    Not kicked, but got hit with a softball there, OUCH!!!!!
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