Ever get kicked in the..

JonnyPistachio

Cujones?
or for the ladies, your southern states?

This quote had me thinking:

push me and i will resist wrote:

You need to relax, stress is bad for the balls

Mine have taken a beating.

I can think of a few easy ones...a baseball to the cujones, etc... but the worst one was once I was at a bar kind bobbing to the music, a little buzzed, and this girl came up dancing and kinda roundhouse kicked my crotch (long story).

Why does it got to hurt so bad?

DS1119

Yes I have. 2nd grade recess. It was the middle of the winter and a bunch of us were building a snow fort. A kid named Mark Mancuso decided to kick me in the hoopers as hard as he could. It hurt like a son of a bitch.

81

mostly glancing blows...never a full on smackage

JonnyPistachio

DS1119 wrote:

Yes I have. 2nd grade recess. It was the middle of the winter and a bunch of us were building a snow fort. A kid named Mark Mancuso decided to kick me in the hoopers as hard as he could. It hurt like a son of a bitch.

Oohh that Mark Mancuso. What a dick, how could one man do that to another? In my book, there is no such thing as a man who kicks another man in the cujones.. He is a robot or a girl with a boys name or something.

hoopers?! ha, ive never heard that one!

Lizard

i hurt myself on a bike as a little girl once.


OOUUUCCCCHHHH

push me and i will resist

Oh yes the old beets have seen some abuse over the years. The worst is when I'm passed out on the couch and my 25 pound cat decides to stomp around on the boys. I wake up but the damage has been done.
Fat fucker, guess he's still mad I yanked out his claws

JK_Livin

In grade school, girls would kick everyone in the balls.

rival.

i was an ice hockey goalie from my youth through college, my cup was virtually bullet proof, but every now and then i would get drilled down there and it would stun the shit out of me.

sensitive area that should only be treated nicely.

push me and i will resist

I'll tell ya all something. There is nothing better the. A good rub and a tug after the pain goes away. It's like a good piece of ass, nothing better

Mamasan23

JK_Livin wrote:

In grade school, girls would kick everyone in the balls.

I may or may not have been guilty of doing it a time or two :oops:

BinauralJam

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DS1119

rival. wrote:

i was an ice hockey goalie from my youth through college, my cup was virtually bullet proof, but every now and then i would get drilled down there and it would stun the shit out of me.

sensitive area that should only be treated nicely.

No matter how good the equipment is, the puck always found the wrong area. :fp:

JK_Livin

Mamasan23 wrote:

JK_Livin wrote:

In grade school, girls would kick everyone in the balls.

I may or may not have been guilty of doing it a time or two :oops:

Shame on you. I'll revise that to grades 6-8.

JTH

In high school, I had a friend whose groin seemed to have a magnetic attraction for any kind of projectile, swinging backpack, dropped book, etc. I'm not kidding when I say that the kid took a shot to the sack on a weekly basis.

JonnyPistachio wrote:

but the worst one was once I was at a bar kind bobbing to the music, a little buzzed, and this girl came up dancing and kinda roundhouse kicked my crotch (long story).

Long story? Well, I've got time...

Poncier

push me and i will resist wrote:

Oh yes the old beets have seen some abuse over the years. The worst is when I'm passed out on the couch and my 25 pound cat decides to stomp around on the boys. I wake up but the damage has been done.
Fat fucker, guess he's still mad I yanked out his claws

Imagine the damage he'd do if you hadn't removed his claws?
You'd be a soprano.

push me and i will resist

BinauralJam wrote:

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What's up with this? What was it. Foul language has no place here if it was swear words

mysticweed

BinauralJam wrote:

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JonnyPistachio

JTH wrote:

In high school, I had a friend whose groin seemed to have a magnetic attraction for any kind of projectile, swinging backpack, dropped book, etc. I'm not kidding when I say that the kid took a shot to the sack on a weekly basis.

JonnyPistachio wrote:

but the worst one was once I was at a bar kind bobbing to the music, a little buzzed, and this girl came up dancing and kinda roundhouse kicked my crotch (long story).

Long story? Well, I've got time...

I worked at a restaurant in gainesville Florida and a female co-worker named Amber somehow got my phone number and called me up one day. I just went along with the conversation cause it started out very intriguing, but I didnt even know who was on the phone really at the time. Then she slowly revealed to me at work that it was her calling me. Then she just showed up at my house one day when me and my roommates and a few friends were partying a bit. It was all very odd and became stalker-like. Then a week or so later, it was new years eve and I asked a friend of mine (who was a girl and I was trying to date) to go to a show with a really fun ska band called the Usuals. So, i'm near the back kinda hanging out with this cool chick, when Amber comes spinning out of the crowd, kinda acting like she's dancing, then I see her foot sweep around out of the corner of my eye and get me square in the cujones. She was dancing, so she had some momentum in that it was kinda like a roundhouse kick. I crumbled to the floor very quickly, and any beer buzz I had immediately turned to fear/pain/stars/somebody please kill me. It felt so warm down there, I thought there'd be blood and nuts all over the place. Thank god there wasnt, but I was done for the night, and my sort-of date was ruined. Needless to say, Amber was fired the next day. The odd thing was, she was nice to everyones face, kinda cute and bubbly, but I saw crazy in her eyes. She acted like it was an accident, but I know she did it on purpose because she was pissed off seeing me with another girl. That was one of the most painful things I can ever remember.

BinauralJam

push me and i will resist wrote:

BinauralJam wrote:

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What's up with this? What was it. Foul language has no place here if it was swear words

Some times i like to skip to the end

peacefrompaul

Yes, of course.

And it's a good thing we had cups in hockey.

mca47

I played soccer for like 15 years, so yeah...a few times by foot and a few by ball.
Paintball, snowball, wrestling around...all not good!