Ever get kicked in the..
JonnyPistachio
Florida Posts: 10,219
Cujones?
or for the ladies, your southern states?
This quote had me thinking:
Mine have taken a beating.
I can think of a few easy ones...a baseball to the cujones, etc... but the worst one was once I was at a bar kind bobbing to the music, a little buzzed, and this girl came up dancing and kinda roundhouse kicked my crotch (long story).
Why does it got to hurt so bad?
or for the ladies, your southern states?
This quote had me thinking:
push me and i will resist wrote:You need to relax, stress is bad for the balls
Mine have taken a beating.
I can think of a few easy ones...a baseball to the cujones, etc... but the worst one was once I was at a bar kind bobbing to the music, a little buzzed, and this girl came up dancing and kinda roundhouse kicked my crotch (long story).
Why does it got to hurt so bad?
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Oohh that Mark Mancuso. What a dick, how could one man do that to another? In my book, there is no such thing as a man who kicks another man in the cujones.. He is a robot or a girl with a boys name or something.
hoopers?! ha, ive never heard that one!
OOUUUCCCCHHHH
Where I'm not ugly and you're lookin' at me
Fat fucker, guess he's still mad I yanked out his claws
Tom O.
"I never had any friends later on like the ones I had when I was twelve. Jesus, does anyone?"
-The Writer
sensitive area that should only be treated nicely.
I may or may not have been guilty of doing it a time or two :oops:
No matter how good the equipment is, the puck always found the wrong area. :fp:
Shame on you. I'll revise that to grades 6-8.
Tom O.
"I never had any friends later on like the ones I had when I was twelve. Jesus, does anyone?"
-The Writer
Long story? Well, I've got time...
You'd be a soprano.
What's up with this? What was it. Foul language has no place here if it was swear words
"what a long, strange trip it's been"
I worked at a restaurant in gainesville Florida and a female co-worker named Amber somehow got my phone number and called me up one day. I just went along with the conversation cause it started out very intriguing, but I didnt even know who was on the phone really at the time. Then she slowly revealed to me at work that it was her calling me. Then she just showed up at my house one day when me and my roommates and a few friends were partying a bit. It was all very odd and became stalker-like. Then a week or so later, it was new years eve and I asked a friend of mine (who was a girl and I was trying to date) to go to a show with a really fun ska band called the Usuals. So, i'm near the back kinda hanging out with this cool chick, when Amber comes spinning out of the crowd, kinda acting like she's dancing, then I see her foot sweep around out of the corner of my eye and get me square in the cujones. She was dancing, so she had some momentum in that it was kinda like a roundhouse kick. I crumbled to the floor very quickly, and any beer buzz I had immediately turned to fear/pain/stars/somebody please kill me. It felt so warm down there, I thought there'd be blood and nuts all over the place. Thank god there wasnt, but I was done for the night, and my sort-of date was ruined. Needless to say, Amber was fired the next day. The odd thing was, she was nice to everyones face, kinda cute and bubbly, but I saw crazy in her eyes. She acted like it was an accident, but I know she did it on purpose because she was pissed off seeing me with another girl. That was one of the most painful things I can ever remember.
Some times i like to skip to the end
And it's a good thing we had cups in hockey.
Paintball, snowball, wrestling around...all not good!
evolution's clever way to give men a counter arguement to women complaining about their monthly "pains".
I'll have to use that
Are you suggesting that they are not painful?
:nono: :nono: :nono:
It's a good retort if you try to start something. :nono: :corn:
Okay then. Let's even the scales. I'm gonna kick every guy I know in the nuts 4 times per month.
:twisted:
If you want to be that person, that's fine... I hope your enjoy having that on your conscience. :corn:
clearly you don't understand how painful it is to get kicked in the balls.
see how easy it is
All you guys better be wearing cups at the Alive One party, that's all I'm sayin!
:wave: