I'd prefer a nice burger on a plane instead of KFC.
Quick story about burgers on a plane...
In Vegas for work. Sitting there waiting to board and this giant fat guy shows up and sits down across from me. He's got a Big Mac, large fries and a large Coke. The second he sits down we start to board. Fat slob proceeds to destroy this burger and fries. He seriously put it down in 2 minutes flat!
Get my aisle seat, fatass sits across the aisle from me. Was headed to Phoenix (45 minute flight) and it was one of the worst flights ever! The most turbulent flight I have ever been on. The plane was literally dropping hundreds of feet at a time. Ice in my drink would float in the air for a couple seconds then come crashing down...was really cool! Books, cups, iPads, laptops were flying around the cabin...
Anyways, so the burger didn't sit too well with fatslob. 20 mins into the flight this guy is turning green. The guy next to him looked at me like "OH, GOD NO!" Fat ass tries to undo his seatbelt to make a bolt for the bathroom but as he did the plane dropped again. Everyone on both sides of the aisle was searching for airsick bags. This guy then proceeds to fill...FILL! two airsick bags full of Big Mac vomit! The smell was horrific! It caused like 5 other people to blow chunks! Worst part, as this guy is clutching on to two bags full of Big Mac vomit, the plane continues to drop and bounce around. As I see a Kindle fly past my head, I look over and picture fatslob letting go of one (if not both) bags. That bag would literally cover the entire cabin! :shock:
We land literally sideways in Phoenix (didn't know planes could do that) and the entire plane smells like BigMac vomit which triggered other people to puke. I don't get motion sickness, but I was from the smell.
Getting off the plane was pretty funny as everyone was looking for their iPad, Kindle, book, or whatever that went flying. Chick found her busted iPad 7 rows behind where she was sitting!
Pretty sure they had to take that plane out of commission for a while!
Bottom line: If you get motion sick, don't eat a fuckin BigMac before a flight. Or if you do, maybe you shouldn't eat it in 20 seconds.
In this case, maybe a muffin would have been a better option!
I would have lost it on that flight. Not kidding. They would have had to sedate me or use whatever other trickery they have in the air. Phoenix can be such a bitch to fly into sometimes.
I would have lost it on that flight. Not kidding. They would have had to sedate me or use whatever other trickery they have in the air. Phoenix can be such a bitch to fly into sometimes.
Yeah, spring and summer can be rough. The hot air raising off the desert then monsoon season with the occasional dust storm...good times!
That's what booze is for! Fixes everything!
I would have lost it on that flight. Not kidding. They would have had to sedate me or use whatever other trickery they have in the air. Phoenix can be such a bitch to fly into sometimes.
Yeah, spring and summer can be rough. The hot air raising off the desert then monsoon season with the occasional dust storm...good times!
That's what booze is for! Fixes everything!
Every single time I go there it's been a rough flight. :fp:
i am so scared of flying the last thing i want is food to grub on. gimmie a heroin bag, opium pipe or a god damn pill bottle of methadone & percocets. opiates and flying... rock the fuck on
chicken, c/burgers & crinkle cut fries, & a large chocolate shake? fuck the heck off
we're flying for christ sakes
im about to cry, piss myself & i am terrified to look out the window or even move my head in any direction
my shirt is damp, i am a sweaty bastard and my hair resembles a marathon runner
im god damn sweaty
food? fuck you, food!
fill a blueberry muffin fulla opiates
i'll be good to go
plus before i even board the plane i'm eating me a bag of heroin & crying myself to sleep the night before
I'll be damned! Planes landing sideways! I need to talk to my dad about that.
Well, it was sideways until the tires hit the ground at which point it was def at a 45 degree angle to the runway.
Some quality piloting for sure in those 60 mph gusts. We were also the last plane to land before they diverted the rest.
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I would have lost it on that flight. Not kidding. They would have had to sedate me or use whatever other trickery they have in the air. Phoenix can be such a bitch to fly into sometimes.
Yeah, spring and summer can be rough. The hot air raising off the desert then monsoon season with the occasional dust storm...good times!
That's what booze is for! Fixes everything!
Every single time I go there it's been a rough flight. :fp:
chicken, c/burgers & crinkle cut fries, & a large chocolate shake? fuck the heck off
we're flying for christ sakes
im about to cry, piss myself & i am terrified to look out the window or even move my head in any direction
my shirt is damp, i am a sweaty bastard and my hair resembles a marathon runner
im god damn sweaty
food? fuck you, food!
fill a blueberry muffin fulla opiates
i'll be good to go
plus before i even board the plane i'm eating me a bag of heroin & crying myself to sleep the night before
"Hear me, my chiefs!
I am tired; my heart is
sick and sad. From where
the sun stands I will fight
no more forever."
Chief Joseph - Nez Perce
"Hear me, my chiefs!
I am tired; my heart is
sick and sad. From where
the sun stands I will fight
no more forever."
Chief Joseph - Nez Perce
Well, it was sideways until the tires hit the ground at which point it was def at a 45 degree angle to the runway.
Some quality piloting for sure in those 60 mph gusts. We were also the last plane to land before they diverted the rest.
Double down
do it
do it up
no can drive
too lazy to walk that mile
A great walk it would be.
not if you arrive to find them closed :x
Definitely closed at this time
exactly.....
She's probably fucking drunk
#fact
if rumors are true, they know her
#seminakeddooranswer
Oh my! I have not heard this... Jesus
it's on here someplace. ....i think
search panties i think .
21 pages of "panties"
I concede