KFC on a plane

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  • peacefrompaul
    peacefrompaul Posts: 25,293
    mca47 wrote:
    Mamasan23 wrote:

    I don't appreciate all the hate for the muffin people!!!! :x I have to deal with all you bungholes reclining your seats back and farting the place up. Deal with my crumbs!!
    mca at the airport...

    Go to Starbucks to get a coffee.
    Get behind some broad in line...
    Starbucks chick: "Can I help you?"
    Random broad: "Um...yeah...uh, let's see. I'll have a venti, half soy, half skim, extra hot...no, better make that a grande! Grande, half soy, half skim, extra hot, caramel latte in a venti cup."
    mca: :x
    Starbucks chick: "Anything else?"
    Random broad: "Uh...yeah...uh, let's see. Can I get a blueberry muffin?"
    mca: :evil:
    Starbucks chick: "We're out of blueberry. We have extra crumbly crumb muffins"
    Random broad: "Sure, I'll take one of them".
    mca: :x :evil: :evil:



    Every time! :lol:
    Then I get to my seat and see that it has muffin crumbs from the last random broad on the flight before.
    Every time! :lol:

    :nono: :fp:
  • Mamasan23
    Mamasan23 Posts: 16,390
    chadwick wrote:
    norm wrote:
    really?? muffins are a big deal? i'd be more annoyed by kfc, mcdonalds, indian curries and people's general cleanliness than a few muffin crumbs :? :lol:
    thank you, normie...
    buncha slack jawed whatnots around here

    :lol::lol::lol: Norm and Chadwick have spoken. Stop the hate for the muffin people!!!!!!!!
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  • 81
    81 Needing a ride to Forest Hills and a ounce of weed. Please inquire within. Thanks. Or not. Posts: 58,276
    chadwick wrote:
    ya muffin crumbs... boy im fucking pissed. i stepped on muffin crumbs. i guess im gonna jack a fucker in the mouth and or the world's gonna end... muffin crumbs oh muffin crumbs how i hate thee muffin crumbs

    get a set ya cry babies


    now speaking of flying & not having a set
    i'm terrified of flying and having a bucket of chicken with me is probably my last choice of things to take

    when i fly i sweat like a bastard
    and hold on to shit very tightly
    the worst is when they make a hard banking turn to get lined up for a soon landing

    fuck the hell off

    now get me a fucking muffin
    that i probably could eat
    but holy fucking shit if crumbs get a few of ya jammed up :cry:

    waaaaaawaaaaaa muffin crumbs


    classic chadwickism right there folks :lol:
    81 is now off the air

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  • peacefrompaul
    peacefrompaul Posts: 25,293
    Mamasan23 wrote:
    chadwick wrote:
    norm wrote:
    really?? muffins are a big deal? i'd be more annoyed by kfc, mcdonalds, indian curries and people's general cleanliness than a few muffin crumbs :? :lol:
    thank you, normie...
    buncha slack jawed whatnots around here

    :lol::lol::lol: Norm and Chadwick have spoken. Stop the hate for the muffin people!!!!!!!!

    I don't give a fat flying fuck... fucking muffins... they aren't even that tasty.
  • 81
    81 Needing a ride to Forest Hills and a ounce of weed. Please inquire within. Thanks. Or not. Posts: 58,276
    pumpkin muffin at starbucks is mighty tasty.
    81 is now off the air

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  • chadwick
    chadwick up my ass Posts: 21,157
    peacefrompaul wrote:
    Mamasan23 wrote:
    :lol::lol::lol: Norm and Chadwick have spoken. Stop the hate for the muffin people!!!!!!!!

    I don't give a fat flying fuck... fucking muffins... they aren't even that tasty.
    ya muffins are so disgusting and sooo fucking messy. and i'll tell ya what i hate the most... fresh hot ass muffins outta the oven with a cup of badass coffee or hot tea & the steaming hot muffin lathered in real fucking butter.... ya that's fucking disgusting & crumbs everywhere...

    i think i'll scream if that fucking asshole in the seat next to me get crumbs of muffin on my pants. by golly i believe i will go postal on his sorry fat frickin ass... muffin crumbs are the devil. now gimmie my diet pepsi & cinnamon rice cakes.... wait.....crumbs

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  • chadwick
    chadwick up my ass Posts: 21,157
    81 wrote:
    pumpkin muffin at starbucks is mighty tasty.
    you want heaven on earth
    match up your pumpkin muffin with a pumpkin espresso mocha thing
    fucking besides rock they rule hard ass
    this time of year they sell em as a set
    go 81
    get yourself a pumpkin muffin & pumpkin mocha espresso
    you will be thanking me later












    fact
    for poetry through the ceiling. ISBN: 1 4241 8840 7

    "Hear me, my chiefs!
    I am tired; my heart is
    sick and sad. From where
    the sun stands I will fight
    no more forever."
    Chief Joseph - Nez Perce
  • peacefrompaul
    peacefrompaul Posts: 25,293
    chadwick wrote:
    peacefrompaul wrote:
    Mamasan23 wrote:
    :lol::lol::lol: Norm and Chadwick have spoken. Stop the hate for the muffin people!!!!!!!!

    I don't give a fat flying fuck... fucking muffins... they aren't even that tasty.
    ya muffins are so disgusting and sooo fucking messy. and i'll tell ya what i hate the most... fresh hot ass muffins outta the oven with a cup of badass coffee or hot tea & the steaming hot muffin lathered in real fucking butter.... ya that's fucking disgusting & crumbs everywhere...

    i think i'll scream if that fucking asshole in the seat next to me get crumbs of muffin on my pants. by golly i believe i will go postal on his sorry fat frickin ass... muffin crumbs are the devil. now gimmie my diet pepsi & cinnamon rice cakes.... wait.....crumbs

    gimmie lime jello

    That's the spirit
  • chadwick
    chadwick up my ass Posts: 21,157
    elephant ear wax muffins
    they're pretty good

    :lol:
    for poetry through the ceiling. ISBN: 1 4241 8840 7

    "Hear me, my chiefs!
    I am tired; my heart is
    sick and sad. From where
    the sun stands I will fight
    no more forever."
    Chief Joseph - Nez Perce
  • thefixer9
    thefixer9 Posts: 9,376
    RKCNDY wrote:
    Mamasan23 wrote:

    :evil: Muffin top?!!! :nono: There is no top to my muffin!!!!!!

    And what the hell is wrong with muffins anyway? No smell!!!

    crumbs everywhere...

    Muffins are delicious.....oh and big deal....I got a couple of crumbles on my jacket...guess I can't eat it :lol: . Don't know why people muffins so much crap...including Paul... :lol:
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  • CAVSTARR313
    CAVSTARR313 Posts: 8,756
    I like the way a muffin can be very healthy and good for you. and then, right next to those muffins, are muffins that have enough calories for a whole week.. Not many foods cover the spectrum like that.. fucking muffins..
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  • DS1119
    DS1119 Posts: 33,497
    I'd prefer a nice burger on a plane instead of KFC.
  • peacefrompaul
    peacefrompaul Posts: 25,293
    DS1119 wrote:
    I'd prefer a nice burger on a plane instead of KFC.

    have you had a southwest airlines cheeseburger?

    Oh God :lol:
  • DS1119
    DS1119 Posts: 33,497
    peacefrompaul wrote:
    DS1119 wrote:
    I'd prefer a nice burger on a plane instead of KFC.

    have you had a southwest airlines cheeseburger?

    Oh God :lol:


    I didn't know they sold them or else I probably would have.
  • peacefrompaul
    peacefrompaul Posts: 25,293
    DS1119 wrote:
    peacefrompaul wrote:
    DS1119 wrote:
    I'd prefer a nice burger on a plane instead of KFC.

    have you had a southwest airlines cheeseburger?

    Oh God :lol:


    I didn't know they sold them or else I probably would have.

    pardon... that's Sun Country
  • g under p
    g under p Surfing The far side of THE Sombrero Galaxy Posts: 18,237
    peacefrompaul wrote:
    DS1119 wrote:
    I'd prefer a nice burger on a plane instead of KFC.

    have you had a southwest airlines cheeseburger?

    Oh God :lol:

    I gather from all this they will never have just a salad no meat on a plane. The rest room with all these kinds of meat will be very busy....better have a good airfreshener. :shock:

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  • g under p
    g under p Surfing The far side of THE Sombrero Galaxy Posts: 18,237
    peacefrompaul wrote:
    DS1119 wrote:
    I'd prefer a nice burger on a plane instead of KFC.

    have you had a southwest airlines cheeseburger?

    Oh God :lol:

    I gather from all this they will never have just a salad no meat on a plane. The rest room with all these kinds of meat will be very busy....better have a good airfreshener. :shock:

    Peace
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    *MUSIC IS the expression of EMOTION.....and that POLITICS IS merely the DECOY of PERCEPTION*
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  • supersonicyears
    supersonicyears Posts: 2,619
    chadwick wrote:
    81 wrote:
    pumpkin muffin at starbucks is mighty tasty.
    you want heaven on earth
    match up your pumpkin muffin with a pumpkin espresso mocha thing
    fucking besides rock they rule hard ass
    this time of year they sell em as a set
    go 81
    get yourself a pumpkin muffin & pumpkin mocha espresso
    you will be thanking me later











    fact

    I've had the pumpkin muffins, they are so good. Haven't tried the pumkin expresso mocha. I had some kind of coffee with pumpkin but it was so sweet I didn't like it.
    Did you know that starbucks espresso beverages have less caffiene than regular coffee beverages
    http://www.energyfiend.com/the-complete ... s-caffeine

    I wonder who else likes starbucks ;)
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  • mca47
    mca47 Posts: 13,337
    DS1119 wrote:
    I'd prefer a nice burger on a plane instead of KFC.
    Quick story about burgers on a plane...

    In Vegas for work. Sitting there waiting to board and this giant fat guy shows up and sits down across from me. He's got a Big Mac, large fries and a large Coke. The second he sits down we start to board. Fat slob proceeds to destroy this burger and fries. He seriously put it down in 2 minutes flat!
    Get my aisle seat, fatass sits across the aisle from me. Was headed to Phoenix (45 minute flight) and it was one of the worst flights ever! The most turbulent flight I have ever been on. The plane was literally dropping hundreds of feet at a time. Ice in my drink would float in the air for a couple seconds then come crashing down...was really cool! Books, cups, iPads, laptops were flying around the cabin...
    Anyways, so the burger didn't sit too well with fatslob. 20 mins into the flight this guy is turning green. The guy next to him looked at me like "OH, GOD NO!" Fat ass tries to undo his seatbelt to make a bolt for the bathroom but as he did the plane dropped again. Everyone on both sides of the aisle was searching for airsick bags. This guy then proceeds to fill...FILL! two airsick bags full of Big Mac vomit! :sick: The smell was horrific! It caused like 5 other people to blow chunks! Worst part, as this guy is clutching on to two bags full of Big Mac vomit, the plane continues to drop and bounce around. As I see a Kindle fly past my head, I look over and picture fatslob letting go of one (if not both) bags. That bag would literally cover the entire cabin! :sick: :shock:
    We land literally sideways in Phoenix (didn't know planes could do that) and the entire plane smells like BigMac vomit which triggered other people to puke. I don't get motion sickness, but I was :sick: from the smell.
    Getting off the plane was pretty funny as everyone was looking for their iPad, Kindle, book, or whatever that went flying. Chick found her busted iPad 7 rows behind where she was sitting! :lol:
    Pretty sure they had to take that plane out of commission for a while!

    Bottom line: If you get motion sick, don't eat a fuckin BigMac before a flight. Or if you do, maybe you shouldn't eat it in 20 seconds.

    In this case, maybe a muffin would have been a better option! :lol:
  • RKCNDY
    RKCNDY Posts: 31,013
    81 wrote:
    pumpkin muffin at starbucks is mighty tasty.

    Panera Bread's Pumpkin Muffie Tops are better...get a cup of hazelnut cream cheese...nomnomnom
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