KFC on a plane

norm

81 wrote:

norm wrote:

81 wrote:

this thread reminds me why flying sucks.

and people wonder why i drove to missoula

exactly.

although.....maybe flying would have been better.

nah..who am i kidding....that was fun.

as exhausted as the drive made me, i'd drive again in a heartbeat...fuck flying and fuck people

RKCNDY

when I flew to NOLA, a bunch of people were wearing beads and feather boas...the captain came over the loud speaker and said, "there will be no flashing for beads".

81

norm wrote:

as exhausted as the drive made me, i'd drive again in a heartbeat...fuck flying and fuck people

next time you need to get a co driver. makes sexting easier.

and make sure you do the early driving....so you can do the late drinking

81

RKCNDY wrote:

when I flew to NOLA, a bunch of people were wearing beads and feather boas...the captain came over the loud speaker and said, "there will be no flashing for beads".

party poooper


i think it was on our flight to san fran last year....

i reclined me seat, like i always do...and this douce spent an hour pushing forward on it with his knee's.

i of course pushed back....he lost.

norm

i knew my flying days were over when about 8 years ago, sitting in my aisle seat waiting for everyone to board, the man standing in the aisle sneezed on me then continued to his seat

fuck people

RKCNDY

norm wrote:

i knew my flying days were over when about 8 years ago, sitting in my aisle seat waiting for everyone to board, the man standing in the aisle sneezed on me then continued to his seat

fuck people

are you a germaphobe? I would have thrown a fit.

norm

RKCNDY wrote:

norm wrote:

i knew my flying days were over when about 8 years ago, sitting in my aisle seat waiting for everyone to board, the man standing in the aisle sneezed on me then continued to his seat

fuck people

are you a germaphobe? I would have thrown a fit.

i'm not but i don't like to be showered with someone else's germs

i was in shock when it happened and frankly, what was there to do? yell at the guy? what would it accomplish? this is a person who has no compunction to sneeze on a complete stranger and not even realize it

mca47

I actually like flying.
Just don't like people.

As a weekly flyer, you do tend to get used to some stuff...then all of a sudden, after 1000 flights someone will do something completely crazy or completely maddening where I want to strangle them.

That said, I think after all these frequent flyer miles/points...I should be able to trade them in on my own plane.

mca47

norm wrote:

i knew my flying days were over when about 8 years ago, sitting in my aisle seat waiting for everyone to board, the man standing in the aisle sneezed on me then continued to his seat

fuck people

I AM a bit of a germ-o-phobe. Been sneezed on, been puked on, have had more drinks than I can count spilled on me, guy farted pretty much in my face...

But...I've met lots of interesting people! Lots of hot broads too! :thumbup:

norm

mca47 wrote:

norm wrote:

i knew my flying days were over when about 8 years ago, sitting in my aisle seat waiting for everyone to board, the man standing in the aisle sneezed on me then continued to his seat

fuck people

I AM a bit of a germ-o-phobe. Been sneezed on, been puked on, have had more drinks than I can count spilled on me, guy farted pretty much in my face...

But...I've met lots of interesting people! Lots of hot broads too! :thumbup:

yeah, but i hate people so....

peacefrompaul

Mamasan23 wrote:

Those people that bring stinky food on planes are complete and total ratfucks. Get a muffin :roll:

Oh yeah... a muffin.. god I love stepping on all of your fucking crumbs when I have to get up for a quick restroom break.

Mamasan23

peacefrompaul wrote:

Mamasan23 wrote:

Those people that bring stinky food on planes are complete and total ratfucks. Get a muffin :roll:

Oh yeah... a muffin.. god I love stepping on all of your fucking crumbs when I have to get up for a quick restroom break.

I don't appreciate all the hate for the muffin people!!!! :x I have to deal with all you bungholes reclining your seats back and farting the place up. Deal with my crumbs!!

peacefrompaul

Mamasan23 wrote:

peacefrompaul wrote:

Mamasan23 wrote:

Those people that bring stinky food on planes are complete and total ratfucks. Get a muffin :roll:

Oh yeah... a muffin.. god I love stepping on all of your fucking crumbs when I have to get up for a quick restroom break.

I don't appreciate all the hate for the muffin people!!!!

Do you know the muffin man?

chadwick

ya muffin crumbs... boy im fucking pissed. i stepped on muffin crumbs. i guess im gonna jack a fucker in the mouth and or the world's gonna end... muffin crumbs oh muffin crumbs how i hate thee muffin crumbs

get a set ya cry babies


now speaking of flying & not having a set
i'm terrified of flying and having a bucket of chicken with me is probably my last choice of things to take

when i fly i sweat like a bastard
and hold on to shit very tightly
the worst is when they make a hard banking turn to get lined up for a soon landing

fuck the hell off

now get me a fucking muffin
that i probably could eat
but holy fucking shit if crumbs get a few of ya jammed up

waaaaaawaaaaaa muffin crumbs

mca47

peacefrompaul wrote:

Mamasan23 wrote:

Those people that bring stinky food on planes are complete and total ratfucks. Get a muffin :roll:

Oh yeah... a muffin.. god I love stepping on all of your fucking crumbs when I have to get up for a quick restroom break.

Yeah, I despise muffin people!
Crumbs everywhere, sticky hands...and they leave the muffin paper sitting there in the pile of sticky crumbs.

peacefrompaul

mca47 wrote:

peacefrompaul wrote:

Mamasan23 wrote:

Those people that bring stinky food on planes are complete and total ratfucks. Get a muffin :roll:

Oh yeah... a muffin.. god I love stepping on all of your fucking crumbs when I have to get up for a quick restroom break.

Yeah, I despise muffin people!
Crumbs everywhere, sticky hands...and they leave the muffin paper sitting there in the pile of sticky crumbs.

The misery! Ughhh!

chadwick

i dearly love muffin ppl
in fact, muffin ppl are the best ppl to fly with
read that survey in rolling stone mag 17 yrs ago

norm

really?? muffins are a big deal? i'd be more annoyed by kfc, mcdonalds, indian curries and people's general cleanliness than a few muffin crumbs :?

mca47

Mamasan23 wrote:

I don't appreciate all the hate for the muffin people!!!! :x I have to deal with all you bungholes reclining your seats back and farting the place up. Deal with my crumbs!!

mca at the airport...

Go to Starbucks to get a coffee.
Get behind some broad in line...
Starbucks chick: "Can I help you?"
Random broad: "Um...yeah...uh, let's see. I'll have a venti, half soy, half skim, extra hot...no, better make that a grande! Grande, half soy, half skim, extra hot, caramel latte in a venti cup."
mca: :x
Starbucks chick: "Anything else?"
Random broad: "Uh...yeah...uh, let's see. Can I get a blueberry muffin?"
mca: :evil:
Starbucks chick: "We're out of blueberry. We have extra crumbly crumb muffins"
Random broad: "Sure, I'll take one of them".
mca: :x :evil: :evil:



Every time!
Then I get to my seat and see that it has muffin crumbs from the last random broad on the flight before.
Every time!

chadwick

norm wrote:

really?? muffins are a big deal? i'd be more annoyed by kfc, mcdonalds, indian curries and people's general cleanliness than a few muffin crumbs :?

thank you, normie...
buncha slack jawed whatnots around here