Thanksgiving day drinking game
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SPEEDY MCCREADY wrote:Mamasan23 wrote:Every time one of the kids jumps in front of the TV during football...tell them Santa's not real, then take a drink!
You forgot to kick them in the ass too! In their fat asses!!!!! WI '98, WI '99 (EV), WI '00, Chgo '00, MO '00, Champaign '03, Chgo '03, WI '03, IN '03, MI '04, Chgo '06:N1 & 2, WI '06, Chgo '07, Chgo '08 (EV:N1), Chgo '09:N1 & 2, Chgo '11 (EV:N1), WI '11:N1 & 2, Philly '12, Wrigley '13, Pitt '13, Buff '13, Detroit '14, MKE '14, Wrigley '16: N1 & N2, Seattle '18 N2, Wrigley '18: N1 & N2, Fenway '18 N1, STL '22, St Paul '23 N2, Chgo '23: N1 & N2, Wrigley '24 N1 & 20 -
Kick em in their FAT ASSES!Mamasan23 wrote:SPEEDY MCCREADY wrote:Mamasan23 wrote:Every time one of the kids jumps in front of the TV during football...tell them Santa's not real, then take a drink!
You forgot to kick them in the ass too! In their fat asses!!!!!
Tell them Santa isnt real.
Now go get Aunty Shannon another double martini! Take me piece by piece.....
Till there aint nothing left worth taking away from me.....0 -
SPEEDY MCCREADY wrote:
Kick em in their FAT ASSES!
Tell them Santa isnt real.
Now go get Aunty Shannon another double martini! YES!!!!!!!! WI '98, WI '99 (EV), WI '00, Chgo '00, MO '00, Champaign '03, Chgo '03, WI '03, IN '03, MI '04, Chgo '06:N1 & 2, WI '06, Chgo '07, Chgo '08 (EV:N1), Chgo '09:N1 & 2, Chgo '11 (EV:N1), WI '11:N1 & 2, Philly '12, Wrigley '13, Pitt '13, Buff '13, Detroit '14, MKE '14, Wrigley '16: N1 & N2, Seattle '18 N2, Wrigley '18: N1 & N2, Fenway '18 N1, STL '22, St Paul '23 N2, Chgo '23: N1 & N2, Wrigley '24 N1 & 20 -
81 Needing a ride to Forest Hills and a ounce of weed. Please inquire within. Thanks. Or not. Posts: 58,276anytime some says, don't you think you've had enough......have a drink81 is now off the air
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Anytime a neighbor stops by and says, "Oh, I just wanted to stop by and say hi. Oh my gosh, look how big you kids are getting!"
Toss her ass out, and have a drink!Take me piece by piece.....
Till there aint nothing left worth taking away from me.....0 -
This could be the best one yet!81 wrote:anytime some says, don't you think you've had enough......have a drink Take me piece by piece.....
Till there aint nothing left worth taking away from me.....0 -
SPEEDY MCCREADY wrote:Anytime a neighbor stops by and says, "Oh, I just wanted to stop by and say hi. Oh my gosh, look how big you kids are getting!"
Toss her ass out, and have a drink!
KICK HER IN HER FAT ASS!!!! WI '98, WI '99 (EV), WI '00, Chgo '00, MO '00, Champaign '03, Chgo '03, WI '03, IN '03, MI '04, Chgo '06:N1 & 2, WI '06, Chgo '07, Chgo '08 (EV:N1), Chgo '09:N1 & 2, Chgo '11 (EV:N1), WI '11:N1 & 2, Philly '12, Wrigley '13, Pitt '13, Buff '13, Detroit '14, MKE '14, Wrigley '16: N1 & N2, Seattle '18 N2, Wrigley '18: N1 & N2, Fenway '18 N1, STL '22, St Paul '23 N2, Chgo '23: N1 & N2, Wrigley '24 N1 & 20 -
Anytime someone (over the age of 60) says "it's cold in here"...
bottoms upI've met Rob
DEGENERATE FUK
This place is dead
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Empty Glass wrote:Anytime someone (over the age of 60) says "it's cold in here"...
bottoms up
My mom and dad will be fighting over that thermostat all fucking day long!!!! Take me piece by piece.....
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81 Needing a ride to Forest Hills and a ounce of weed. Please inquire within. Thanks. Or not. Posts: 58,276anytime you use a forum catch phrase (next tuesday, why now u don't bitching, rat's ass, rat fuck etc)....have a drink81 is now off the air0
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Thank you for the laughs people.
I am late for work.
Be careful tonight, if you are going out and causing trouble.
See you all in the morning.
ILL DRINK TO THAT!Take me piece by piece.....
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anytime you have a drink, have a drink0
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anytime there is a commercial on TV for car insurance, cars, or black friday sales, have a drink - I will have alcohol poisoning before kick-off of the first football game0
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SPEEDY MCCREADY wrote:If this scenario, and EXACT conversation does not happen.
I will drink a 5th of Jack, drop my pants, and leap off the Sears Tower.
Mike you want leftovers?
No thanks
You sure?
I am sure.
Take some leftovers.
No thanks.
Well I will make you a plate.
Whatever. Thats fine.
You want some tupperware?
No thanks.
You sure?
Yes.
Well you are getting some tupperware.
Why dont you just take all the Turkey?
No thanks.
Just take it!
No thanks.
Well, if you dont take it we are throwing it out!
Fine I will take it.
Take all the potatoes too!
Fine!
You want the pumpkin pie?
No thanks.
Too bad you are taking that too!
OK MOM.
This sounds like the exact conversation we will have at my in-laws after lunch, and then we have to go to my parent's house for supper. We've already had the pre-Thanksgiving argument too which pretty much went like this:
My mother in-law: What are you bringing for Thanksgiving?
My wife: Whatever I bring never gets eaten so why don't you tell me what to bring?
MIL: Well what do you want to bring?
Wife: I would bring a different dessert but you would still make 2 or 3 desserts anyway, right?
MIL: <silence>
MIL: Why don't you make that healthy recipe you posted the other day?
Wife: You know the rest of the family isn't going to eat that.
MIL: Well you can take the rest over to Doug's mom and dad's house.
Wife: Fine, I'll just make whatever I want to have leftovers for the rest of the weekend.
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81 Needing a ride to Forest Hills and a ounce of weed. Please inquire within. Thanks. Or not. Posts: 58,276anytime you can work wkrp's turkey drop into a conversation, drink 281 is now off the air0
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81 Needing a ride to Forest Hills and a ounce of weed. Please inquire within. Thanks. Or not. Posts: 58,276anytime there is a leon lett comment, have a drink.
anytime they show the leon lett play, finish your drink.81 is now off the air0 -
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