Thanksgiving day drinking game

81

While watching football, if someone asks who is playing, they have to take a drink.

LloydXmas

81 wrote:

While watching football, if someone asks who is playing, they have to take a drink.

every time tebow get's in, drink

ledvedderman

When someone describes their preference of either white or dark meat of the turkey.

Maybe that's just my own family, but I could get absolutely BLASTED on that.

81

anytime a woman says, "who wants some of my pie", "I brought pie", "who is ready for pie", "i want to eat some pie", or anything along those lines

if you tell them that sounds dirty, they drink

if you don't tell them, you drink

Mamasan23

Every time a family member guilt trips you for not spending enough time with them, drink.

I'm gonna be hamm by noon :fp:

SPEEDY MCCREADY

Mamasan23 wrote:

Every time a family member guilt trips you for not spending enough time with them, drink.

I'm gonna be hamm by noon :fp:

Every time I tell one of my parents that "I want to kick either sister of mine, right in their fatass!" I will have a drink...

I will be smashed by 9am.

mca47

SPEEDY MCCREADY wrote:

Mamasan23 wrote:

Every time a family member guilt trips you for not spending enough time with them, drink.

I'm gonna be hamm by noon :fp:

Every time I tell one of my parents that "I want to kick either sister of mine, right in their fatass!" I will have a drink...

I will be smashed by 9am.

Mamasan23

SPEEDY MCCREADY wrote:

Mamasan23 wrote:

Every time a family member guilt trips you for not spending enough time with them, drink.

I'm gonna be hamm by noon :fp:

Every time I tell one of my parents that "I want to kick either sister of mine, right in their fatass!" I will have a drink...

I will be smashed by 9am.

Gotta love family holiday fun time!

81

anytime somebody new shows up....have a drink

81

anytime somebody tells you some long winded story about something nobody gives a rat's ass about......have a drink

Indifference71

LloydXmas wrote:

81 wrote:

While watching football, if someone asks who is playing, they have to take a drink.

every time tebow get's in, drink

Watching Tebow play QB makes me want to drink so this one if perfect.

SPEEDY MCCREADY

Anytime either one of my parents starts tell me "whats ailing them."
I will have a drink...

Ill never make it over to their house, because I will be smashed after the 1st morning phone call to my parents.

81

anytime anyone asks....when are you getting married, or when are you having kids.....slap them, then have a drink

SPEEDY MCCREADY

Ok here is a good one....

Each time my mom walks out of the room, and my dad tells me what a pain in the ass she is..
I will have a drink...

Each time my dad walks out of the room, and my mom tells me what a pain in the ass he is....
I will have a drink....

I will be vomiting by 10am!

81

anytime anyone says thanksgiving pants.....have a drink

QuarterToTen

Anytime anyone asks what time Target opens tomorrow night, guzzle.

SPEEDY MCCREADY

If this scenario, and EXACT conversation does not happen.
I will drink a 5th of Jack, drop my pants, and leap off the Sears Tower.

Mike you want leftovers?
No thanks
You sure?
I am sure.
Take some leftovers.
No thanks.
Well I will make you a plate.
Whatever. Thats fine.
You want some tupperware?
No thanks.
You sure?
Yes.
Well you are getting some tupperware.
Why dont you just take all the Turkey?
No thanks.
Just take it!
No thanks.
Well, if you dont take it we are throwing it out!
Fine I will take it.
Take all the potatoes too!
Fine!
You want the pumpkin pie?
No thanks.
Too bad you are taking that too!
OK MOM.

81

anytime somebody calls the willis tower the sears tower....take a drink

Black Diamond

81 wrote:

anytime somebody calls the willis tower the sears tower....take a drink

I just did that... Really.

SPEEDY MCCREADY

Every time my dad snores while passed out in his little recliner, I will have a drink....

Every time my mom snores, I will have 2.

Ill be comatose by 1pm!

81

anytime a couple shows up in the same outfit...chug you drink

SPEEDY MCCREADY

81 wrote:

anytime a couple shows up in the same outfit...chug you drink

Anytime someone arrives at your house, and instantly starts telling you how good/bad traffic was.

Kick them in the nuts, and have a drink!

Black Diamond

Black Diamond wrote:

81 wrote:

anytime somebody calls the willis tower the sears tower....take a drink

I just did that... Really.

Drink

81

anytime you see vid of the presidential pardon of a turkey, have a drink

Black Diamond

Anytime someone says... I did not realize Jews celebrated Thanksgiving... Drink Maneschewitz.

81

Black Diamond wrote:

Black Diamond wrote:

81 wrote:

anytime somebody calls the willis tower the sears tower....take a drink

I just did that... Really.

Drink

wtf...

Mamasan23

81 wrote:

anytime anyone asks....when are you getting married, or when are you having kids.....slap them, then have a drink

Oh damn. I'm gonna be drunk before Speedy!!

SPEEDY MCCREADY

When your sisters and brothers show up.
You MUST have ONE DRINK for EACH photo of a niece or nephew, that you are shown!

You will all be smashed by halftime of game 1!

81

Black Diamond wrote:

Anytime someone says... I did not realize Jews celebrated Thanksgiving... Drink Maneschewitz.

they do? no shit? i always thought thanksgiving was an american holiday :P :wave:

Black Diamond

81 wrote:

Black Diamond wrote:

Anytime someone says... I did not realize Jews celebrated Thanksgiving... Drink Maneschewitz.

they do? no shit? i always thought thanksgiving was an american holiday :P :wave:

:gurgle:

SPEEDY MCCREADY

Black Diamond wrote:

Anytime someone says... I did not realize Jews celebrated Thanksgiving... Drink Maneschewitz.

The 1st time someone says, "Only 30 or so days till Christmas!"

Smash them over the head with an empty bottle of Maneschwitz, and have a drink!