Thanksgiving day drinking game

ledvedderman

While watching football, "oh! who is playing?" (from a family member who doesn't give a shit)

81

anytime the doorbell rings.....have a drink and let somebody else answer it.

81

QuarterToTen wrote:

Anytime anyone asks what time Target opens tomorrow night, guzzle.

any time someone says black friday.....have a drink

SPEEDY MCCREADY

Each time you get a text, from a friend that reads something like this.

"Holy fuck, I cant wait for this to end, my Uncle Bill is so fucking annoying! Are we still meeting up at the bar?"

Have a drink!

SPEEDY MCCREADY

81 wrote:

anytime the doorbell rings.....have a drink and let somebody else answer it.

NICE!

ledvedderman

81 wrote:

QuarterToTen wrote:

Anytime anyone asks what time Target opens tomorrow night, guzzle.

any time someone says black friday.....have a drink

"Did you know that ________ is selling _______ for $__________"

chug

SPEEDY MCCREADY

Each time your sister says, "I LOVE Dark Meat!"

Take a shot of Jaeger!

81

anytime you hear pussy galore....drink

Mamasan23

Every time one of the kids jumps in front of the TV during football...tell them Santa's not real, then take a drink!

SPEEDY MCCREADY

Mamasan23 wrote:

Every time one of the kids jumps in front of the TV during football...tell them Santa's not real, then take a drink!

You forgot to kick them in the ass too!

Mamasan23

SPEEDY MCCREADY wrote:

Mamasan23 wrote:

Every time one of the kids jumps in front of the TV during football...tell them Santa's not real, then take a drink!

You forgot to kick them in the ass too!

In their fat asses!!!!!

SPEEDY MCCREADY

Mamasan23 wrote:

SPEEDY MCCREADY wrote:

Mamasan23 wrote:

Every time one of the kids jumps in front of the TV during football...tell them Santa's not real, then take a drink!

You forgot to kick them in the ass too!

In their fat asses!!!!!

Kick em in their FAT ASSES!
Tell them Santa isnt real.
Now go get Aunty Shannon another double martini!

Mamasan23

SPEEDY MCCREADY wrote:

Kick em in their FAT ASSES!
Tell them Santa isnt real.
Now go get Aunty Shannon another double martini!

YES!!!!!!!!

81

anytime some says, don't you think you've had enough......have a drink

SPEEDY MCCREADY

Anytime a neighbor stops by and says, "Oh, I just wanted to stop by and say hi. Oh my gosh, look how big you kids are getting!"

Toss her ass out, and have a drink!

SPEEDY MCCREADY

81 wrote:

anytime some says, don't you think you've had enough......have a drink

This could be the best one yet!

mca47

81 wrote:

anytime some says, don't you think you've had enough......have a drink

!

Mamasan23

SPEEDY MCCREADY wrote:

Anytime a neighbor stops by and says, "Oh, I just wanted to stop by and say hi. Oh my gosh, look how big you kids are getting!"

Toss her ass out, and have a drink!

KICK HER IN HER FAT ASS!!!!

Empty Glass

Anytime someone (over the age of 60) says "it's cold in here"...

bottoms up

SPEEDY MCCREADY

Empty Glass wrote:

Anytime someone (over the age of 60) says "it's cold in here"...

bottoms up

My mom and dad will be fighting over that thermostat all fucking day long!!!!

81

anytime you use a forum catch phrase (next tuesday, why now u don't bitching, rat's ass, rat fuck etc)....have a drink

ledvedderman

81 wrote:

anytime some says, don't you think you've had enough......have a drink

SPEEDY MCCREADY

Thank you for the laughs people.
I am late for work.
Be careful tonight, if you are going out and causing trouble.


See you all in the morning.

ILL DRINK TO THAT!

rick1zoo2

anytime you have a drink, have a drink

rick1zoo2

anytime there is a commercial on TV for car insurance, cars, or black friday sales, have a drink - I will have alcohol poisoning before kick-off of the first football game

dougfloyd

SPEEDY MCCREADY wrote:

If this scenario, and EXACT conversation does not happen.
I will drink a 5th of Jack, drop my pants, and leap off the Sears Tower.

Mike you want leftovers?
No thanks
You sure?
I am sure.
Take some leftovers.
No thanks.
Well I will make you a plate.
Whatever. Thats fine.
You want some tupperware?
No thanks.
You sure?
Yes.
Well you are getting some tupperware.
Why dont you just take all the Turkey?
No thanks.
Just take it!
No thanks.
Well, if you dont take it we are throwing it out!
Fine I will take it.
Take all the potatoes too!
Fine!
You want the pumpkin pie?
No thanks.
Too bad you are taking that too!
OK MOM.

This sounds like the exact conversation we will have at my in-laws after lunch, and then we have to go to my parent's house for supper. We've already had the pre-Thanksgiving argument too which pretty much went like this:

My mother in-law: What are you bringing for Thanksgiving?
My wife: Whatever I bring never gets eaten so why don't you tell me what to bring?
MIL: Well what do you want to bring?
Wife: I would bring a different dessert but you would still make 2 or 3 desserts anyway, right?
MIL: <silence>
MIL: Why don't you make that healthy recipe you posted the other day?
Wife: You know the rest of the family isn't going to eat that.
MIL: Well you can take the rest over to Doug's mom and dad's house.
Wife: Fine, I'll just make whatever I want to have leftovers for the rest of the weekend.

Happy Thanksgiving, feel the love!

81

anytime you can work wkrp's turkey drop into a conversation, drink 2

rick1zoo2

81 wrote:

anytime you can work wkrp's turkey drop into a conversation, drink 2

"As God as my witness, I thought turkeys could fly."

81

anytime there is a leon lett comment, have a drink.

anytime they show the leon lett play, finish your drink.

81

anytime there is a turdunken refrence, take a drink