Bathroom Attendants

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  • CAVSTARR313CAVSTARR313 Posts: 8,756
    In Germany, they are outside of the shitter.. they are there to charge you for using the shitter.. It sucks to try to find a 1/2 euro whilst doing the pee pee dance, but I survived with no accidents.. :D
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  • lukin2006lukin2006 Posts: 9,087
    DS1119 wrote:
    I'll do it. The goal for me in one hour is to make 100 bucks. I'm going to have to scout it out this weekend. The last time I was there was over a year ago so I don't remember if they already have bathroom attendants. If they do I'll obviously need to find somewhere else.


    I'm actually excited about this. :lol::lol:


    #projectratfuck

    When you find your location ... use the unwrapped mints in a bowl ... I want to see how many gross people take the mints...
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  • lukin2006lukin2006 Posts: 9,087
    Caveeze wrote:
    In Germany, they are outside of the shitter.. they are there to charge you for using the shitter.. It sucks to try to find a 1/2 euro whilst doing the pee pee dance, but I survived with no accidents.. :D

    :lol:
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  • mensanemensane Posts: 912
    yes, they are also in the ladies' bathroom in some places. was in LA at the Fonda theater last night and the night before. the lady handed me a paper towel, also had a little bowl of candy, a bowl of earplugs, some hair products, and some other toiletries. there were some messed up girls trying to go in a stall together (i suspect to do coke, because they looked like they were already on it). the bathroom attendant alerted security. so maybe that's another reason to have them in there. i grabbed a set of ear plugs, a paper towel, and gave her a $5. it's nice to have a clean restroom in a concert venue.

    i do not mind them. it's a job. just because it isn't something you would want to do doesn't mean you should look down on the people who make a living doing it. at PJ20, there were a couple of employees in the bathroom making sure everything stayed clean and orderly. they were also super nice to everyone that came in. they weren't bathroom attendants, but we still gave them each a 5.
  • DS1119DS1119 Posts: 33,497
    One problem I have is how I'm going to get the bowls into the club? I'm still struggling with this actually. Maybe wrap them in my coat is the best I can come up with. I guess I'll bring some bottles of some old cologne and a tube of hair gel and mousse too.
  • unlost dogsunlost dogs Posts: 12,553
    DS1119 wrote:
    One problem I have is how I'm going to get the bowls into the club? I'm still struggling with this actually. Maybe wrap them in my coat is the best I can come up with. I guess I'll bring some bottles of some old cologne and a tube of hair gel and mousse too.

    What, a Renaissance man like you doesn't know origami?

    Just grab a few squares of toilet paper and fold your own bowl.

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  • mca47 wrote:
    I was at a really swank club in LA a few months back.
    Having some drinks...or I should say a lot of drinks.

    Go to the bathroom and there is an attendant in there. I always find it awkward interacting with them.
    Anyways, get done, walk up to the sink and the guy turns on the water for me. Uh...ok. He goes "soap?". I'm like "Uh, yeah". Reach my hands over and he pumps the soap pumper thing into my hands. He hands me a paper towel. "Mint? Cigarette?" "Uh, no, I'm ok". The lowest bill I have in my pocket is a $20. He's NOT getting that and I'm not waiting around for change. Awkward silence as he looks at me as I leave without giving him a tip. Had to go back there probably 3 more times that night. Each time it got more and more awkward and each time he did less and less for me! It always seems like I was the only one in there when I had to go too! :lol: At the end I'm thinking "Do I really have to pump my own soap out?"

    But yeah...who in their right mind would do that?!?!


    :fp: :lol::lol:
  • I don't remember ever seeing a bathroom attendant...
  • brianlux wrote:
    I'm 61 years old and I've never, ever seen a bathroom attendant. You mean these people really exist? I thought that only happened in the movies. :lol:

    Thanks! Glad I'm not alone!
  • Caveeze wrote:
    In Germany, they are outside of the shitter.. they are there to charge you for using the shitter.. It sucks to try to find a 1/2 euro whilst doing the pee pee dance, but I survived with no accidents.. :D

    That's considered an attendant? Okay well fuck... I have seen this. Happened to me in Germany and Mexico
  • norm wrote:

    :lol:

    Now that's funny!
  • Not sure how I really feel about bathroom attendants... but the dude that had the men's room at the Pearl at The Palms Casino on lock down at the EV 2012 Las Vegas show was on point. He was overly friendly and called everyone "Bro" or "Boss". He easily made $200 that night. I saw guys giving $10 and $20 to this guy. He had a fairly large roller suitcase under the counter where he kept his stock of candy, cigs, cologne and paper towel.
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