Bathroom Attendants

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  • DS1119DS1119 Posts: 33,497
    mca47 wrote:
    I wonder if bathroom attendants get nervous when the bar/restaurant wants to install the automatic/sensor faucets, soap and paper towel dispensers? It's like the bathroom attendant's worst nightmare! :lol:

    If I had a restaurant with a bathroom attendant, I'd slowly phase those in to make him really question his job security! :lol:
    Walks in one day and sees a automatic paper towel dispenser, goes home and drinks heavily.
    A week later he sees the automatic faucets, drinks heavily and gets arrested for a DUI.
    A week later, the soap dispenser is automatic. Drinks heavily, goes on a murderous rampage.

    :lol:


    It's like EZ Pass for the toll operators. :lol::lol:
  • Mamasan23Mamasan23 Posts: 16,388
    DS1119 wrote:
    Are women faced with this dilemma?

    Yes. The bathrooms at HOB have them, this is the ONLY part of HOB that I don't like. Drives me nuts! I am not paying you money to hand me a towel that is right THERE!! RIGHT THERE! I can get it!

    But I have to say - when I was in Vegas a couple years back I went to Ghostbar at the Palms...they had not only bathroom attendants but an entire f'ing Sephora inside there of free shit for you. Makeup, hairspray, nail polish, mini deodorants, I mean it was crazy. I'm pretty sure I loaded up on everything I could and gave the lady a fin :lol:
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  • RKCNDYRKCNDY Posts: 31,013

    I didn't even know they had them in ladies rooms at all. I've seen them quite a bit. A lot of places in Addison seem to have them. Not really nice places. I mean they're nice places for sports bars and restaurants (not talking like fancy tie places), but you wouldn't expect there to be an attendant, and they do. At the Improv in Addison they had a men's room attendant the last time I was there.

    yeah, I went to the Hard Rock in Orlando, and that was my first experience. I thought they only had them in the men's room, so I was taken aback in the ladies room...and also that it was in a HRC. I didn't tip because I didn't have any money.

    Been to Houston, though I don't remember any attendants being in the bathroom (that was quite a while ago too).

    As a female, I do find it creepy. Someone sitting there listening/watching you do your business.
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  • The only time I've seen them in ladies rooms (in Texas) is at very old fashioned venues, like the Longhorn Ballroom in Dallas many years ago and still at the stock show/rodeo grounds in Fort Worth.

    I didn't even know they had them in ladies rooms at all. I've seen them quite a bit. A lot of places in Addison seem to have them. Not really nice places. I mean they're nice places for sports bars and restaurants (not talking like fancy tie places), but you wouldn't expect there to be an attendant, and they do. At the Improv in Addison they had a men's room attendant the last time I was there.
    The ones I've seen in ladies rooms really aren't what I'd call attendants, at least the way you guys are describing them. More like what RKCNDY say, there to clean up after people. I've always thought it seemed like a crummy job.
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  • DS1119DS1119 Posts: 33,497
    The only time I've seen them in ladies rooms (in Texas) is at very old fashioned venues, like the Longhorn Ballroom in Dallas many years ago and still at the stock show/rodeo grounds in Fort Worth.

    I didn't even know they had them in ladies rooms at all. I've seen them quite a bit. A lot of places in Addison seem to have them. Not really nice places. I mean they're nice places for sports bars and restaurants (not talking like fancy tie places), but you wouldn't expect there to be an attendant, and they do. At the Improv in Addison they had a men's room attendant the last time I was there.
    The ones I've seen in ladies rooms really aren't what I'd call attendants, at least the way you guys are describing them. More like what RKCNDY say, there to clean up after people. I've always thought it seemed like a crummy job.



    I wonder if it just evolved in men's rooms into this?
  • mca47mca47 Posts: 13,280
    I remember seeing one not too long ago in an airport bathroom. Not sure what airport it was.
    Hell, maybe it wasn't even an actual attendant, just a guy who set up shop trying to make a buck? :lol:
  • DS1119DS1119 Posts: 33,497
    mca47 wrote:
    I remember seeing one not too long ago in an airport bathroom. Not sure what airport it was.
    Hell, maybe it wasn't even an actual attendant, just a guy who set up shop trying to make a buck? :lol:


    :think:
  • madtowndavemadtowndave Posts: 4,012
    The ONLY time I have found this useful was at a strip club. We had just walked in, my buddy promptly passes out in a stall, straddling the crapper with his head on the tank. The attendant said he could stay there since he wasn't causing a problem. We gave him $20 to keep an eye on the dude until we were ready to leave. I have been in many places where passing out in the stall would be an immediate invitation to leave.
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  • mickeyratmickeyrat Posts: 37,856
    81 wrote:
    DS1119 wrote:
    81 wrote:
    i have been inspired to never tip those fucks again. if we collectively vow not to tip this worthless job, the job will go away and we can take back our bathrooms.

    we can do this.....


    Sober I'm on this boat...when drinking I get sappy and couldn't do it.

    and who goes to the bathroom sober.....

    fuck em. :nono:
    hey@!!! I go to the bathroom sober all the time. Fuck off Smoking Baby!!!! :mrgreen:

    Only time I have seen this is at a gogo bar. It supposed to be classy. I guess. I'm watching some woman shake what god gave her in my face and NOW you want to go all classy on me? HAHAHAHAHAHA
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  • The JugglerThe Juggler Posts: 48,527
    i cherish my interactions with bathroom attendants. they are the salt of the earth. never had a bad experience with a bathroom attendant.
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  • brianluxbrianlux Posts: 41,682
    I'm 61 years old and I've never, ever seen a bathroom attendant. You mean these people really exist? I thought that only happened in the movies. :lol:
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  • I'm personally a huge fan of bathroom attendants. It's usually the only time I smoke Newports :P
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  • DS1119 wrote:
    Are women faced with this dilemma?
    Yes...I've been in a a few bathrooms with attendants. In a noisy, crowded bathroom it doesn't bother me...but I have a shy bladder and get freaked by public restrooms anyway, so having someone in there just listening to me pee freaks me out. The worst was when I was in Poland...the woman was in there eating her soup :sick: It was a small bathroom and I just couldn't do it...but I really really had to go and I don't speak Polish, so my ex had to go in and ask her if she'd mind stepping outside while I went in :oops: She was baffled as to why I would want her to leave. It was beyond awkward. I don't need assistance in there. Thanks :oops:
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  • uninnocent-uninnocent- Posts: 5,959
    I like to refer to them as washroom trolls. It's a fairly accurate job title. They exist solely to try and take your money as you pass.
  • madtowndavemadtowndave Posts: 4,012
    I like to refer to them as washroom trolls. It's a fairly accurate job title. They exist solely to try and take your money as you pass.

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  • DS1119DS1119 Posts: 33,497
    The worst was when I was in Poland...the woman was in there eating her soup


    :wtf:
  • DS1119 wrote:
    The worst was when I was in Poland...the woman was in there eating her soup


    :wtf:
    That was my reaction! WTF indeed :wtf:
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  • 8181 Posts: 58,276
    I like to refer to them as washroom trolls. It's a fairly accurate job title. They exist solely to try and take your money as you pass.
    :lol:
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  • lukin2006lukin2006 Posts: 9,087
    Encountered a bathroom attendant in Mexico at a public washroom, had to pay to get in, to get hand soap and a towel. Not so sure he was official...pretty sure he just set up shop and took control of the washroom... :D:D
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  • lukin2006 wrote:
    Encountered a bathroom attendant in Mexico at a public washroom, had to pay to get in, to get hand soap and a towel. Not so sure he was official...pretty sure he just set up shop and took control of the washroom... :D:D
    :lol: That's not a bad plan :think: you know...aside from the whole having to spend the day in a public bathroom thing :lol:
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  • DS1119DS1119 Posts: 33,497
    I really wonder if I could make this work for a night?



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  • lukin2006lukin2006 Posts: 9,087
    lukin2006 wrote:
    Encountered a bathroom attendant in Mexico at a public washroom, had to pay to get in, to get hand soap and a towel. Not so sure he was official...pretty sure he just set up shop and took control of the washroom... :D:D
    :lol: That's not a bad plan :think: you know...aside from the whole having to spend the day in a public bathroom thing :lol:

    He was outside the washroom and you had to pay for soap and towel before you went in...he had a little table set up... :lol::lol::lol: I tend to think he was just trying to make a buck...and that's fine.
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  • Mamasan23Mamasan23 Posts: 16,388
    DS1119 wrote:
    I really wonder if I could make this work for a night?



    #projectratfuck
    Do it!!!
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  • lukin2006lukin2006 Posts: 9,087
    DS1119 wrote:
    I really wonder if I could make this work for a night?



    #projectratfuck

    At one the local Mall... :lol::lol::lol: see how cheap people are.
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  • DS1119DS1119 Posts: 33,497
    Mamasan23 wrote:
    DS1119 wrote:
    I really wonder if I could make this work for a night?



    #projectratfuck
    Do it!!!


    I've never been one to walk away from a dare. I'll do it. This is the front runner of where it will go down. http://www.vapornightclub.com/Vapor-Nightclub/Home.aspx

    I figure all I need is a shirt and tie, the paper towels (supplied by the house), a bowl of mints, and an empty bowl for tips. :think:

    Any suggestions would help.
  • Mamasan23Mamasan23 Posts: 16,388
    DS1119 wrote:

    I've never been one to walk away from a dare. I'll do it. This is the front runner of where it will go down. http://www.vapornightclub.com/Vapor-Nightclub/Home.aspx

    I figure all I need is a shirt and tie, the paper towels (supplied by the house), a bowl of mints, and an empty bowl for tips. :think:

    Any suggestions would help.
    Yes!!! Maybe put out some cologne too...

    Oh this is gonna be great!
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  • DS1119 wrote:
    Mamasan23 wrote:
    DS1119 wrote:
    I really wonder if I could make this work for a night?



    #projectratfuck
    Do it!!!


    I've never been one to walk away from a dare. I'll do it. This is the front runner of where it will go down. http://www.vapornightclub.com/Vapor-Nightclub/Home.aspx

    I figure all I need is a shirt and tie, the paper towels (supplied by the house), a bowl of mints, and an empty bowl for tips. :think:

    Any suggestions would help.
    :lol::lol:
    YES! I love the new #projectratfuck!
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  • DS1119DS1119 Posts: 33,497
    I'll do it. The goal for me in one hour is to make 100 bucks. I'm going to have to scout it out this weekend. The last time I was there was over a year ago so I don't remember if they already have bathroom attendants. If they do I'll obviously need to find somewhere else.


    I'm actually excited about this. :lol::lol:


    #projectratfuck
  • lukin2006lukin2006 Posts: 9,087
    DS1119 wrote:
    I'll do it. The goal for me in one hour is to make 100 bucks. I'm going to have to scout it out this weekend. The last time I was there was over a year ago so I don't remember if they already have bathroom attendants. If they do I'll obviously need to find somewhere else.


    I'm actually excited about this. :lol::lol:


    #projectratfuck

    :lol::lol:
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