What was in your Fortune Cookie

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  • dankind
    dankind Posts: 20,841
    "Don't play for safety -- it's the most dangerous thing in the world."
    I SAW PEARL JAM
  • Ayedavanita
    Ayedavanita Posts: 1,443
    "You will be happy in receipt of good news."
    YEP.....US Tour dates!!!
    "You think I got my eyes closed but I'm lookin' at you the whole fuckin' time..."
  • SD48277
    SD48277 Posts: 12,243
    "Woman's intuition like feather on arrow. May help flight to truth."
    Ok...but where's my fortune?
    ELITIST FUK
  • PJ_Soul
    PJ_Soul Vancouver, BC Posts: 51,021
    edited November 2014
    Got this tonight. What the fuck? This isn't a fortune, dammit.
    Kind of an interesting comment about human leeches I guess? :-?

    Post edited by PJ_Soul on
    With all its sham, drudgery, and broken dreams, it is still a beautiful world. Be careful. Strive to be happy. ~ Desiderata
  • northerndragon
    northerndragon Posts: 9,851
    I had no idea that this thread existed. Here is the best one I ever got. It turned out to be so prophetic that I dated it and taped it to the back of my 10C member card.
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    My October turned into a series of the best memories and times. I very grateful for that as it has not been the best month for several years now.
    Anything you lose from being honest
    You never really had to begin with.


    Sometimes it's not the song that makes you emotional it's the people and things that come to your mind when you hear it.
  • PJfanwillneverleave1
    PJfanwillneverleave1 Posts: 12,885
    Help. I'm trapped in a Chinese cookie factory.
  • northerndragon
    northerndragon Posts: 9,851
    PJfanwillneverleave1 said:

    Help. I'm trapped in a Chinese cookie factory.

    Slip into a cookie it's the only way out. Imagine the surprise someone will get when you are their fortune!
    Anything you lose from being honest
    You never really had to begin with.


    Sometimes it's not the song that makes you emotional it's the people and things that come to your mind when you hear it.
  • Ayedavanita
    Ayedavanita Posts: 1,443
    I opened a fortune cookie that had no fortune inside?
    An omen of doom and death or what?
    "You think I got my eyes closed but I'm lookin' at you the whole fuckin' time..."

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