What was in your Fortune Cookie

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  • DS1119
    DS1119 Posts: 33,497
    rick1zoo2 wrote:
    "that wasn't chicken"


    :lol:
  • 81
    81 Needing a ride to Forest Hills and a ounce of weed. Please inquire within. Thanks. Or not. Posts: 58,276
    Turn your thoughts within - find yourself
    :fp:

    Who writes this shit?
    81 is now off the air

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  • mickeyrat
    mickeyrat Posts: 45,544
    "MSG GOOD for you"
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  • EmBleve
    EmBleve Posts: 3,019
    The last time I got chinese, they forgot the fortune cookies so I got jipped. :P Don't remember the ones before that, they must not have been good.
  • afroannnie
    afroannnie Posts: 12,995
    just got...

    Opportunity is knocking on your door.
    Answer it tomorrow.
    Show #13 was a lucky one for me....
  • mickeyrat
    mickeyrat Posts: 45,544
    afroannnie wrote:
    just got...

    Opportunity is knocking on your door.
    Answer it tomorrow.
    huh.

    mine was

    why do today what you can put off til tomorrow.
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    Not today Sir, Probably not tomorrow.............................................. bayfront arena st. pete '94
    you're finally here and I'm a mess................................................... nationwide arena columbus '10
    memories like fingerprints are slowly raising.................................... first niagara center buffalo '13
    another man ..... moved by sleight of hand...................................... joe louis arena detroit '14
  • afroannnie
    afroannnie Posts: 12,995
    mickeyrat wrote:
    afroannnie wrote:
    just got...

    Opportunity is knocking on your door.
    Answer it tomorrow.
    huh.

    mine was

    why do today what you can put off til tomorrow.

    looks like we got a batch of procrastinating fortunes. :D
    Show #13 was a lucky one for me....
  • eeriepadave
    eeriepadave West Chester, PA Posts: 43,748
    You will find true love on Flag Day

    You will be aroused by a shampoo commercial.

    The price of stamps will rise ever so higher

    Your store is being robbed, Apu

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  • RKCNDY
    RKCNDY Posts: 31,013
    "A Joyous reunion with a loved one will be yours within the month"

    :o :shock:
    The joy of life comes from our encounters with new experiences, and hence there is no greater joy than to have an endlessly changing horizon, for each day to have a new and different sun.

    - Christopher McCandless
  • 81
    81 Needing a ride to Forest Hills and a ounce of weed. Please inquire within. Thanks. Or not. Posts: 58,276
    RKCNDY wrote:
    "A Joyous reunion with a loved one will be yours within the month"

    :o :shock:

    :wave: :lol:
    81 is now off the air

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  • RKCNDY
    RKCNDY Posts: 31,013
    81 wrote:
    RKCNDY wrote:
    "A Joyous reunion with a loved one will be yours within the month"

    :o :shock:

    :wave: :lol:

    yeah, it seriously was the fortune I got last night, I laughed.
    The joy of life comes from our encounters with new experiences, and hence there is no greater joy than to have an endlessly changing horizon, for each day to have a new and different sun.

    - Christopher McCandless
  • mickeyrat
    mickeyrat Posts: 45,544
    you have the drive to go a long way.

    Ironic huh? :mrgreen:
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    Not today Sir, Probably not tomorrow.............................................. bayfront arena st. pete '94
    you're finally here and I'm a mess................................................... nationwide arena columbus '10
    memories like fingerprints are slowly raising.................................... first niagara center buffalo '13
    another man ..... moved by sleight of hand...................................... joe louis arena detroit '14
  • mfc2006
    mfc2006 HTOWN Posts: 37,491
    mine said that i'll be hungry again in an hour
    I LOVE MUSIC.
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  • afroannnie
    afroannnie Posts: 12,995
    RKCNDY wrote:
    "A Joyous reunion with a loved one will be yours within the month"

    :o :shock:

    :D :clap:
    Show #13 was a lucky one for me....
  • afroannnie
    afroannnie Posts: 12,995
    just got this one...

    "Soon someone new in your life will become a very good friend" :think:
    Show #13 was a lucky one for me....
  • DS1119
    DS1119 Posts: 33,497
    "You will work with a bunch of whiney bitches".
  • mickeyrat
    mickeyrat Posts: 45,544
    "who farted"
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    Not today Sir, Probably not tomorrow.............................................. bayfront arena st. pete '94
    you're finally here and I'm a mess................................................... nationwide arena columbus '10
    memories like fingerprints are slowly raising.................................... first niagara center buffalo '13
    another man ..... moved by sleight of hand...................................... joe louis arena detroit '14
  • mickeyrat
    mickeyrat Posts: 45,544
    "you go home now"
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    Not today Sir, Probably not tomorrow.............................................. bayfront arena st. pete '94
    you're finally here and I'm a mess................................................... nationwide arena columbus '10
    memories like fingerprints are slowly raising.................................... first niagara center buffalo '13
    another man ..... moved by sleight of hand...................................... joe louis arena detroit '14
  • dimitrispearljam
    dimitrispearljam Posts: 139,748
    fuck..cant rememebr this.. :fp:
    "...Dimitri...He talks to me...'.."The Ghost of Greece..".
    "..That's One Happy Fuckin Ghost.."
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  • DS1119
    DS1119 Posts: 33,497
    You will be a lazy piece of shit and lay around the house just eating, sleeping, and watching baseball today.

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