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  • BinauralJamBinauralJam Posts: 14,158
    i just broke the law, a federal one at that!

    Did you open someone else's mail again?

    Worse!
  • JonnyPistachioJonnyPistachio Posts: 10,217
    i just broke the law, a federal one at that!

    Did you open someone else's mail again?

    Worse!

    You imported a 15 year old Philipino hooker? :lol:
    Pick up my debut novel here on amazon: Jonny Bails Floatin (in paperback) (also available on Kindle for $2.99)
  • BinauralJamBinauralJam Posts: 14,158

    You imported a 15 year old Philipino hooker? :lol:

    is that against the Law?
  • JonnyPistachioJonnyPistachio Posts: 10,217

    You imported a 15 year old Philipino hooker? :lol:

    is that against the Law?

    hmm, actually, maybe not. :? (until hookering begins, that is)
    Pick up my debut novel here on amazon: Jonny Bails Floatin (in paperback) (also available on Kindle for $2.99)
  • DissidentmanDissidentman Posts: 15,378
    i just broke the law, a federal one at that!

    Did you open someone else's mail again?

    Worse!

    You sent me an envelope of white powder?
  • BinauralJamBinauralJam Posts: 14,158

    You imported a 15 year old Philipino hooker? :lol:

    is that against the Law?

    hmm, actually, maybe not. :? (until hookering begins, that is)

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b_G5EPNEHDo
  • BinauralJamBinauralJam Posts: 14,158

    You sent me an envelope of white powder?

    No, that's only funny when you send it to a federal building.
  • BinauralJamBinauralJam Posts: 14,158
    I deposited another man's check in the bank. :twisted:

    Bank Teller: "Have a nice day Mr. Cardenas" :?

    Me: "You Too" :D
  • JonnyPistachioJonnyPistachio Posts: 10,217
    is that against the Law?

    hmm, actually, maybe not. :? (until hookering begins, that is)

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b_G5EPNEHDo

    :lol:
    Pick up my debut novel here on amazon: Jonny Bails Floatin (in paperback) (also available on Kindle for $2.99)
  • DissidentmanDissidentman Posts: 15,378

    You sent me an envelope of white powder?

    No, that's only funny when you send it to a federal building.


    In Rhode Island It's illegal to throw pickle juice on a trolley..... but you said FEDERAL....hmmm...
  • JonnyPistachioJonnyPistachio Posts: 10,217

    You sent me an envelope of white powder?

    No, that's only funny when you send it to a federal building.


    In Rhode Island It's illegal to throw pickle juice on a trolley..... but you said FEDERAL....hmmm...

    :lol: They had a big pickle juice slinging problem back in 1912, did they?
    Pick up my debut novel here on amazon: Jonny Bails Floatin (in paperback) (also available on Kindle for $2.99)
  • DissidentmanDissidentman Posts: 15,378

    No, that's only funny when you send it to a federal building.


    In Rhode Island It's illegal to throw pickle juice on a trolley..... but you said FEDERAL....hmmm...

    :lol: They had a big pickle juice slinging problem back in 1912, did they?


    You have NO idea!


    I don't either, actually.


    Where did Mr. Cardenas go?
  • JonnyPistachioJonnyPistachio Posts: 10,217
    :lol: They had a big pickle juice slinging problem back in 1912, did they?


    You have NO idea!


    I don't either, actually.


    Where did Mr. Cardenas go?

    :lol:
    Who's that? The bad guy from Romacing the Stone?
    Pick up my debut novel here on amazon: Jonny Bails Floatin (in paperback) (also available on Kindle for $2.99)
  • DissidentmanDissidentman Posts: 15,378
    :lol: They had a big pickle juice slinging problem back in 1912, did they?


    You have NO idea!


    I don't either, actually.


    Where did Mr. Cardenas go?

    :lol:
    Who's that? The bad guy from Romacing the Stone?



    by BinauralJam » Fri Mar 29, 2013 10:18 am

    I deposited another man's check in the bank.

    Bank Teller: "Have a nice day Mr. Cardenas"

    Me: "You Too"
  • BinauralJamBinauralJam Posts: 14,158
    Mr. Cardenas is hungry and going to get lunch. :lol:
  • normnorm Posts: 31,146
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  • CAVSTARR313CAVSTARR313 Posts: 8,756
    norm wrote:
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    Sooo fake!!

    but, how did you get pics of my "thursday" notebook??
    None are more hopelessly enslaved than those who falsely believe that they are free.
    Abrn Hlls '98 - Clarkston 2 '03 - Grd Rpds '06 - Abrn Hlls '06 - Clvd '10 - PJ20 - Berlin 1+2 '12 - Wrigley '13 - Pitt '13- buff '13- Philly 1+2 '13 - Seattle '13
  • 8181 Posts: 58,276
    Wow
    81 is now off the air

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  • some guy cussed and yelled at me at work today because i said i'd have to charge him extra for more toppings on his stupid sundae, like wow i don't make the fucking rules dude i'm just a kid who works there please stop being a rude piece of shit?!!???¿¿¿!!
    11/6/12 EV solo (got to meet him!!)
    7/19/13 Wrigley
    11/19/13 Phx
  • afroannnieafroannnie Posts: 12,995
    FB post from one of my old college friends...I haven't seen her for quite some time...but it seems she would fit in here... :lol:

    "Signs of a successful Easter Eve:
    1. Used mustache stuck to the inside of my pocketbook.
    2. Met Easter bunny and found out he smokes cigarettes and carries chicken and vodka in his basket."
    Show #13 was a lucky one for me....
  • pandorapandora Posts: 21,855
    last evening... long before sunset...
    a bat circled slowly and lowly around the hot tub where we relaxed.
    Enough to worry me that perhaps it was not well.

    Because I never see them in the daylight I didn't know their wings
    are transparently thin, a pink blush to them.
    It began to sprinkle then a heavy steady rain for some hours.
    We concluded the little guy expected rain ( had his radar on ;) )
    and needed some dinner before it moved in.
  • BinauralJamBinauralJam Posts: 14,158
    pandora wrote:
    last evening... long before sunset...
    a bat circled slowly and lowly around the hot tub where we relaxed.
    Enough to worry me that perhaps it was not well.

    Because I never see them in the daylight I didn't know their wings
    are transparently thin, a pink blush to them.
    It began to sprinkle then a heavy steady rain for some hours.
    We concluded the little guy expected rain ( had his radar on ;) )
    and needed some dinner before it moved in.

    That's cool, i never see them before twilight
  • peacefrompaulpeacefrompaul Posts: 25,293
    pandora wrote:
    last evening... long before sunset...
    a bat circled slowly and lowly around the hot tub where we relaxed.
    Enough to worry me that perhaps it was not well.

    Because I never see them in the daylight I didn't know their wings
    are transparently thin, a pink blush to them.
    It began to sprinkle then a heavy steady rain for some hours.
    We concluded the little guy expected rain ( had his radar on ;) )
    and needed some dinner before it moved in.

    That's cool, i never see them before twilight

    They like coming into my house over the summer :lol:
  • Mamasan23Mamasan23 Posts: 16,388
    PEN15
    WI '98,  WI '99 (EV),  WI '00,  Chgo '00,  MO '00,  Champaign '03,  Chgo '03,  WI '03,  IN '03,  MI '04,  Chgo '06:N1 & 2,  WI '06,  Chgo '07,  Chgo '08 (EV:N1),  Chgo '09:N1 & 2,  Chgo '11 (EV:N1),  WI '11:N1 & 2,  Philly '12,  Wrigley '13,  Pitt '13,  Buff '13, Detroit '14, MKE '14, Wrigley '16: N1 & N2, Seattle '18 N2, Wrigley '18: N1 & N2, Fenway '18 N1, STL '22, St Paul '23 N2, Chgo '23: N1 & N2
  • peacefrompaulpeacefrompaul Posts: 25,293
    Mamasan23 wrote:
    PEN15

    Penis?
  • Mamasan23Mamasan23 Posts: 16,388
    Mamasan23 wrote:
    PEN15

    Penis?
    Yup.
    WI '98,  WI '99 (EV),  WI '00,  Chgo '00,  MO '00,  Champaign '03,  Chgo '03,  WI '03,  IN '03,  MI '04,  Chgo '06:N1 & 2,  WI '06,  Chgo '07,  Chgo '08 (EV:N1),  Chgo '09:N1 & 2,  Chgo '11 (EV:N1),  WI '11:N1 & 2,  Philly '12,  Wrigley '13,  Pitt '13,  Buff '13, Detroit '14, MKE '14, Wrigley '16: N1 & N2, Seattle '18 N2, Wrigley '18: N1 & N2, Fenway '18 N1, STL '22, St Paul '23 N2, Chgo '23: N1 & N2
  • peacefrompaulpeacefrompaul Posts: 25,293
    Mamasan23 wrote:
    Mamasan23 wrote:
    PEN15

    Penis?
    Yup.

    I win
  • Mamasan23Mamasan23 Posts: 16,388
    Smart grasshopper.
    WI '98,  WI '99 (EV),  WI '00,  Chgo '00,  MO '00,  Champaign '03,  Chgo '03,  WI '03,  IN '03,  MI '04,  Chgo '06:N1 & 2,  WI '06,  Chgo '07,  Chgo '08 (EV:N1),  Chgo '09:N1 & 2,  Chgo '11 (EV:N1),  WI '11:N1 & 2,  Philly '12,  Wrigley '13,  Pitt '13,  Buff '13, Detroit '14, MKE '14, Wrigley '16: N1 & N2, Seattle '18 N2, Wrigley '18: N1 & N2, Fenway '18 N1, STL '22, St Paul '23 N2, Chgo '23: N1 & N2
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