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    DissidentmanDissidentman Posts: 15,378
    Getting my liquor license. Pain in the ass.

    Sure is...
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    peacefrompaulpeacefrompaul Posts: 25,293
    Getting my liquor license. Pain in the ass.

    Sure is...

    At least the company is paying for it
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    peacefrompaulpeacefrompaul Posts: 25,293
    "Recognizing Intoxication"

    #3: "Unable to light a cigarette, or attempts to light more than one cigarette at a time."

    :lol:
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    DS1119DS1119 Posts: 33,497
    I haven't been to the doctors in about 4 years. :fp:
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    DissidentmanDissidentman Posts: 15,378
    I'm thankful for the warning label on my bag of cashews.


    "Warning: contains cashew"
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    normnorm I'm always home. I'm uncool. Posts: 31,146
    I'm thankful for the warning label on my bag of cashews.


    "Warning: contains cashew"

    the whole bag contains only one cashew?
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    DissidentmanDissidentman Posts: 15,378
    norm wrote:
    I'm thankful for the warning label on my bag of cashews.


    "Warning: contains cashew"

    the whole bag contains only one cashew?

    Jumbo cashew
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    normnorm I'm always home. I'm uncool. Posts: 31,146
    Jumbo cashew

    wasn't he a offensive lineman for the university of hawaii back in '93?
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    DissidentmanDissidentman Posts: 15,378
    norm wrote:
    Jumbo cashew

    wasn't he a offensive lineman for the university of hawaii back in '93?

    :lol::lol:

    Go Rainbows!
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    peacefrompaulpeacefrompaul Posts: 25,293
    Welp. Glad that's over with... On with my day
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    rick1zoo2rick1zoo2 between a rock and a dumb place Posts: 12,632
    Welp. Glad that's over with... On with my day

    that's what she said....
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    Pamela0222Pamela0222 Posts: 1,544
    45 hour work week............... Eww
    The thing I like most about time is that it's not real. It's all in the head. Sure, it's a useful trick to use if you want to meet someone at a specific place in the universe and have tea or coffee- but that's all it is- a trick. There is no such thing as the past. It exists only in the memory. There is no such thing as the future. It exists only in our imagination. If our watches were truly accurate, the only thing they would ever say is "Now". That's what time it is. It's "Now". - Damien Echols
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    brianluxbrianlux Moving through All Kinds of Terrain. Posts: 41,033
    Of all the pleasing, simple, useful things-- there's the wisk broom.
    “The fear of death follows from the fear of life. A man [or woman] who lives fully is prepared to die at any time.”
    Variously credited to Mark Twain or Edward Abbey.













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    LizardLizard So Cal Posts: 12,085
    rick1zoo2 wrote:
    Welp. Glad that's over with... On with my day

    that's what she said....
    :lol::lol:
    So I'll just lie down and wait for the dream
    Where I'm not ugly and you're lookin' at me
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    peacefrompaulpeacefrompaul Posts: 25,293
    Pamela0222 wrote:
    45 hour work week............... Eww

    Overtime!
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    NamiNami Newfoundland Posts: 5,992
    Well my bro in law and his misses just left after being here 10 days. Its funny/messed up how your life becomes by not being able to stick to your normal daily routine-it totally screws ya up and throws the family outta sync! Also, I realized that bro is a slob and his mother did everything for him growing up...i would not be able to live with him much longer- and thank god he is gone now..

    HERES TO MOOSEHEAD BEER!! AND GOODBYE YOU BASTARD till next year. :lol::lol::lol::lol:

    Cheers all!
    Hamilton 9-13-05; Toronto 5-9-06, Toronto 8-21-09, Toronto 9-12-11, Hamilton 9-15-11....
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    DS1119DS1119 Posts: 33,497
    Shark Tank is a pretty good show and Mark Cuban cracks me up. :lol:
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    CAVSTARR313CAVSTARR313 Posts: 8,756
    I ate a $50 dollar steak at the casino the other night.. I was with my grandma for her birthday.. It was the best steak I ever had!!

    I took a $50 dollar poop the next morning?? it was no different than all of the others...
    None are more hopelessly enslaved than those who falsely believe that they are free.
    Abrn Hlls '98 - Clarkston 2 '03 - Grd Rpds '06 - Abrn Hlls '06 - Clvd '10 - PJ20 - Berlin 1+2 '12 - Wrigley '13 - Pitt '13- buff '13- Philly 1+2 '13 - Seattle '13
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    DS1119DS1119 Posts: 33,497
    Caveeze wrote:
    I ate a $50 dollar steak at the casino the other night.


    Did you put ketchup on it? :corn:
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    CAVSTARR313CAVSTARR313 Posts: 8,756
    DS1119 wrote:
    Caveeze wrote:
    I ate a $50 dollar steak at the casino the other night.


    Did you put ketchup on it? :corn:

    No.. it was a classy affair.. the chairs were even padded, so you couldn't hear my farts..
    None are more hopelessly enslaved than those who falsely believe that they are free.
    Abrn Hlls '98 - Clarkston 2 '03 - Grd Rpds '06 - Abrn Hlls '06 - Clvd '10 - PJ20 - Berlin 1+2 '12 - Wrigley '13 - Pitt '13- buff '13- Philly 1+2 '13 - Seattle '13
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    DS1119DS1119 Posts: 33,497
    Caveeze wrote:
    DS1119 wrote:
    Caveeze wrote:
    I ate a $50 dollar steak at the casino the other night.


    Did you put ketchup on it? :corn:

    No.. it was a classy affair.. the chairs were even padded, so you couldn't hear my farts..


    :lol:
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    perfectlefts14perfectlefts14 Posts: 2,005
    I watched a show earlier this week on FX called Diamond Divers. It was a good show, I was a little disappointed it wasn't about Vajazzle.
    Tell the captain
    'This boats not safe
    And we're drowning.'
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    DS1119DS1119 Posts: 33,497
    I watched a show earlier this week on FX called Diamond Divers. It was a good show, I was a little disappointed it wasn't about Vajazzle.


    :lol:
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    hedonisthedonist standing on the edge of forever Posts: 24,524
    Gonna try and watch this this weekend...or at least listen to some Cat.
    (god, she was the personification of "a great broad")
    harold-and-maude-original.jpg
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    DS1119DS1119 Posts: 33,497
    I haven't had a jelly donut in probably ten years. I think tomorrow morning that streak will end.
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    peacefrompaulpeacefrompaul Posts: 25,293
    Sucks that Powerball is $2 now. Not that I buy them anyway.
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    BinauralJamBinauralJam Posts: 14,158
    hedonist wrote:
    Gonna try and watch this this weekend...or at least listen to some Cat.
    (god, she was the personification of "a great broad")
    harold-and-maude-original.jpg


    The Hara Kiri scene destroyed me. :D
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    curlygirly9curlygirly9 Vancouver, WA Posts: 1,872
    hedonist wrote:
    Gonna try and watch this this weekend...or at least listen to some Cat.
    (god, she was the personification of "a great broad")
    harold-and-maude-original.jpg

    Awesome! 8-)
    Rose Garden Arena - Nov 02, 2000, Key Arena - Oct 22, 2001, Key Arena - Dec 08, 2002, Key Arena - Dec 09, 2002, Clark County Amphitheater - Sep 26, 2009
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    PJ_SoulPJ_Soul Vancouver, BC Posts: 49,765
    hedonist wrote:
    Gonna try and watch this this weekend...or at least listen to some Cat.
    (god, she was the personification of "a great broad")
    harold-and-maude-original.jpg


    The Hara Kiri scene destroyed me. :D
    What is it? A movie?
    With all its sham, drudgery, and broken dreams, it is still a beautiful world. Be careful. Strive to be happy. ~ Desiderata
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    peacefrompaulpeacefrompaul Posts: 25,293
    PJ_Soul wrote:
    hedonist wrote:
    Gonna try and watch this this weekend...or at least listen to some Cat.
    (god, she was the personification of "a great broad")
    harold-and-maude-original.jpg


    The Hara Kiri scene destroyed me. :D
    What is it? A movie?

    Yeah. Harold and Maude
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