Random thread about anything

DS1119

If you don't have a valid driver's licnese you can not go on a test drive. Good bye.

peacefrompaul

DS1119 wrote:

If you don't have a valid driver's licnese you can not go on a test drive. Good bye.

Idiots :fp:

peacefrompaul

84 pages of textbook to read today. :fp:

mfc2006

peacefrompaul wrote:

84 pages of textbook to read today. :fp:

read it while drinking champagne

peacefrompaul

mfc2006 wrote:

peacefrompaul wrote:

84 pages of textbook to read today. :fp:

read it while drinking champagne

I was up until 6 drinking. :fp:

mfc2006

peacefrompaul wrote:

mfc2006 wrote:

peacefrompaul wrote:

84 pages of textbook to read today. :fp:

read it while drinking champagne

I was up until 6 drinking. :fp:

:shock:

holy crap! i'd be dead to the world right now

peacefrompaul

mfc2006 wrote:

:shock:

holy crap! i'd be dead to the world right now

16 was too many.

norm

Top 9 comments made by the brilliant people at NBC from the 2012 Summer Olympics.

1. Weightlifting commentator: This is Gregoriava from Bulgaria. I saw her snatch this morning during her warm up and it was amazing.

2. Dressage commentator: This is really a lovely horse and I speak from personal experience since I once mounted her mother.

3. Gymnast: I owe a lot to my parents, especially my mother and father.

4. Boxing Analyst: Sure there have been injuries and even some deaths in boxing, but none of them really that serious.

5. Softball announcer: If history repeats itself, I should think we can expect the same thing again.

6. Basketball analyst: He dribbles a lot and the opposition doesn’t like it. In fact you can see it all over their faces.

7. At the rowing medal ceremony: Ah, isn’t that nice, the wife of the IOC president is hugging the cox of the British crew.

8. Soccer commentator: Julian Dicks is everywhere. It’s like they’ve got eleven Dicks on the field.

9. Tennis commentator: One of the reasons Andy is playing so well is that, before the final round, his wife takes out his balls and kisses them… Oh my God, what have I just said?

peacefrompaul

norm wrote:

9. Tennis commentator: One of the reasons Andy is playing so well is that, before the final round, his wife takes out his balls and kisses them… Oh my God, what have I just said?

SD48277

norm wrote:

Top 9 comments made by the brilliant people at NBC from the 2012 Summer Olympics.

1. Weightlifting commentator: This is Gregoriava from Bulgaria. I saw her snatch this morning during her warm up and it was amazing.

2. Dressage commentator: This is really a lovely horse and I speak from personal experience since I once mounted her mother.

3. Gymnast: I owe a lot to my parents, especially my mother and father.

4. Boxing Analyst: Sure there have been injuries and even some deaths in boxing, but none of them really that serious.

5. Softball announcer: If history repeats itself, I should think we can expect the same thing again.

6. Basketball analyst: He dribbles a lot and the opposition doesn’t like it. In fact you can see it all over their faces.

7. At the rowing medal ceremony: Ah, isn’t that nice, the wife of the IOC president is hugging the cox of the British crew.

8. Soccer commentator: Julian Dicks is everywhere. It’s like they’ve got eleven Dicks on the field.

9. Tennis commentator: One of the reasons Andy is playing so well is that, before the final round, his wife takes out his balls and kisses them… Oh my God, what have I just said?

DS1119

So it just dawned on me what was said while I ordered lunch today. I run down the order and it's about 10 subs or so.


girl at pizza place: "Is that all"?

me: "yes. and can I have all of the subs in large"?

girl at pizza place: "our subs only come in one size unless you want to pay extra".


:think: :fp:

peacefrompaul

DS1119 wrote:

So it just dawned on me what was said while I ordered lunch today. I run down the order and it's about 10 subs or so.


girl at pizza place: "Is that all"?

me: "yes. and can I have all of the subs in large"?

girl at pizza place: "our subs only come in one size unless you want to pay extra".


:think: :fp:

Huh. They must cut the loaf in half.

norm

DS1119 wrote:

So it just dawned on me what was said while I ordered lunch today. I run down the order and it's about 10 subs or so.


girl at pizza place: "Is that all"?

me: "yes. and can I have all of the subs in large"?

girl at pizza place: "our subs only come in one size unless you want to pay extra".


:think: :fp:

c'mon ds, you, as well as anybody, know that reach arounds cost extra

DS1119

peacefrompaul wrote:

DS1119 wrote:

So it just dawned on me what was said while I ordered lunch today. I run down the order and it's about 10 subs or so.


girl at pizza place: "Is that all"?

me: "yes. and can I have all of the subs in large"?

girl at pizza place: "our subs only come in one size unless you want to pay extra".


:think: :fp:

Huh. They must cut the loaf in half.

I was so hungry I didn't even realize what she had said.

mfc2006

i can't find my drill. damnit! :evil:

mfc2006

what kind of beer should i buy?

peacefrompaul

mfc2006 wrote:

what kind of beer should i buy?

Blue Moon

DS1119

Doritos are so fucking good. That's all.

mfc2006

peacefrompaul wrote:

mfc2006 wrote:

what kind of beer should i buy?

Blue Moon

NEGATIVE :nono:

Red Hook Long Hammer IPA

DS1119

All the 9/11 specials on tv really bring me down.