Million to one shot, Doc

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  • norm
    norm Posts: 31,146
    unlost dogs wrote:
    norm wrote:
    to bad eyed isn't here anymore...being a native Idahoan, he could help us with the potato to rectum ratio

    Moment of silence, remembering the joy incarnate that was eyed...

    Where DID he go?!?

    he let his membership expire...that or the mountain goats finally got him :shock:
  • DS1119
    DS1119 Posts: 33,497
    Luckily it wasn't a watermelon.
  • Jason P
    Jason P Posts: 19,327
    This one would cause quite the mess ...

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  • Lizard
    Lizard So Cal Posts: 12,091
    That thing above me is UGLY.

    And Holy Hell....did not expect that story. Thought it was gonna be about basketball!!!


    I once heard that a client's son had a lightbulb stuck up there. No story about falling on it tho.... :lol:
    So I'll just lie down and wait for the dream
    Where I'm not ugly and you're lookin' at me
  • norm
    norm Posts: 31,146
    funny that everyone seems to be focusing on what went up his ass...i'm fascinated by the excuse he gave...naked, hanging drapes? that's the best he could come up with? :? :lol::lol:
  • rick1zoo2
    rick1zoo2 between a rock and a dumb place Posts: 12,632
    Lizard wrote:
    That thing above me is UGLY.

    And Holy Hell....did not expect that story. Thought it was gonna be about basketball!!!


    I once heard that a client's son had a lightbulb stuck up there. No story about falling on it tho.... :lol:


    You can use a potato to get a broken lightbulb out of a socket......hmmmm, I wonder.......
  • unlost dogs
    unlost dogs Greater Boston Posts: 12,553
    norm wrote:
    funny that everyone seems to be focusing on what went up his ass...i'm fascinated by the excuse he gave...naked, hanging drapes? that's the best he could come up with? :? :lol::lol:

    You mean you people out there on the other coast aren't naked when you hang drapes?
    15 years of sharks 06/30/08 (MA), 05/17/10 (Boston), 09/03/11 (Alpine Valley), 09/04/11 (Alpine Valley), 09/30/12 (Missoula), 07/19/13 (Wrigley), 10/15/13 (Worcester), 10/16/13 (Worcester), 10/25/13 (Hartford), 12/4/13 (Vancouver), 12/6/13 (Seattle), 6/26/14 (Berlin), 6/28/14 (Stockholm), 10/16/14 (Detroit)
  • norm
    norm Posts: 31,146
    unlost dogs wrote:
    norm wrote:
    funny that everyone seems to be focusing on what went up his ass...i'm fascinated by the excuse he gave...naked, hanging drapes? that's the best he could come up with? :? :lol::lol:

    You mean you people out there on the other coast aren't naked when you hang drapes?

    it's really the only time we wear clothes...specifically because of what can happen...the good vicar being an example
  • Lizard
    Lizard So Cal Posts: 12,091
    unlost dogs wrote:
    norm wrote:
    funny that everyone seems to be focusing on what went up his ass...i'm fascinated by the excuse he gave...naked, hanging drapes? that's the best he could come up with? :? :lol::lol:

    You mean you people out there on the other coast aren't naked when you hang drapes?
    we use horizontal shades...not drapes.
    :P
    So I'll just lie down and wait for the dream
    Where I'm not ugly and you're lookin' at me
  • unlost dogs
    unlost dogs Greater Boston Posts: 12,553
    I have no drapes in my house, nor do I have potatoes lying around waiting to be accidentally inserted into any orifices.

    I feel there is a low risk that I will meet the vicar's unfortunate fate.
    15 years of sharks 06/30/08 (MA), 05/17/10 (Boston), 09/03/11 (Alpine Valley), 09/04/11 (Alpine Valley), 09/30/12 (Missoula), 07/19/13 (Wrigley), 10/15/13 (Worcester), 10/16/13 (Worcester), 10/25/13 (Hartford), 12/4/13 (Vancouver), 12/6/13 (Seattle), 6/26/14 (Berlin), 6/28/14 (Stockholm), 10/16/14 (Detroit)
  • 81
    81 Needing a ride to Forest Hills and a ounce of weed. Please inquire within. Thanks. Or not. Posts: 58,276
    Lizard wrote:
    Thought it was gonna be about basketball!!!


    not a seinfeld fan, eh?


    Kramer: Have you ever met a proctologist? They usually have a very good sense of humor. You meet a proctologist at a party, don't walk away. Plant yourself there because you will hear the funniest stories you've ever heard. See, no one wants to admit to them that they stuck something up there. Never. It's always an accident. Every proctologist story ends in the same way… 'It was a million to one shot, doc, million to one
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  • rick1zoo2
    rick1zoo2 between a rock and a dumb place Posts: 12,632
    a sincere thank you norm for providing today's entertainment.
  • norm
    norm Posts: 31,146
    rick1zoo2 wrote:
    a sincere thank you norm for providing today's entertainment.

    :D

    don't thank me, thank the good vicar for being really pervy :lol::lol:
  • Monster Rain
    Monster Rain Posts: 1,415
    This gives new meaning to the term "potato salad."
  • dougfloyd
    dougfloyd Fishers, IN Posts: 2,585
    norm wrote:
    funny that everyone seems to be focusing on what went up his ass...i'm fascinated by the excuse he gave...naked, hanging drapes? that's the best he could come up with? :? :lol::lol:

    This is what I was getting ready to post, what kind of excuse is that?? :lol:
    1998 - Noblesville
    2000 - Noblesville
    2010 - Noblesville
    2011 - EV solo St Louis, PJ20 Alpine Valley
    2012 - San Fran (Oracle)
    2013 - Wrigley, Pittsburgh, Buffalo
    2014 - Cincy, St Louis, Detroit
    2016 - Lexington, Wrigley
    2018 - Wrigley
    2022 - Nashville, St Louis
    2024 - Noblesville, Wrigley
    2025 - Nashville, Pittsburgh
  • Lizard
    Lizard So Cal Posts: 12,091
    81 wrote:
    Lizard wrote:
    Thought it was gonna be about basketball!!!


    not a seinfeld fan, eh?


    Kramer: Have you ever met a proctologist? They usually have a very good sense of humor. You meet a proctologist at a party, don't walk away. Plant yourself there because you will hear the funniest stories you've ever heard. See, no one wants to admit to them that they stuck something up there. Never. It's always an accident. Every proctologist story ends in the same way… 'It was a million to one shot, doc, million to one
    :oops:
    i am so ashamed........always considered myself a big seinfeld fan.

    what's not to like?
    So I'll just lie down and wait for the dream
    Where I'm not ugly and you're lookin' at me
  • dougfloyd
    dougfloyd Fishers, IN Posts: 2,585
    Also, I'm glad I had those tater tots for lunch before I opened up this thread... :sick:
    1998 - Noblesville
    2000 - Noblesville
    2010 - Noblesville
    2011 - EV solo St Louis, PJ20 Alpine Valley
    2012 - San Fran (Oracle)
    2013 - Wrigley, Pittsburgh, Buffalo
    2014 - Cincy, St Louis, Detroit
    2016 - Lexington, Wrigley
    2018 - Wrigley
    2022 - Nashville, St Louis
    2024 - Noblesville, Wrigley
    2025 - Nashville, Pittsburgh
  • 81
    81 Needing a ride to Forest Hills and a ounce of weed. Please inquire within. Thanks. Or not. Posts: 58,276
    dougfloyd wrote:
    Also, I'm glad I had those tater tots for lunch before I opened up this thread... :sick:


    hmm...frozen tater tots in the bum...BRILLIANT
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  • DS1119
    DS1119 Posts: 33,497
    Can you imagine if this was a common problem? I mean like every time someone fell there was a realistic shot of getting something stuck in your ass? :lol:
  • 81
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