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  • normnorm Posts: 31,146
    rick1zoo2 wrote:
    Claireack wrote:
    Seriously - would it not pop outt next time he went to the toilet?? Or was it a good sized baking potato?


    I was thinking he should shove a stick of butter up there to lub it out. and then I thought, well, as long as you are adding butter, why not some bacon bits and maybe cheese, you know, make it a loaded baked potato?

    :lol::lol::sick::lol::lol:
  • afroannnieafroannnie Posts: 12,995
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    rick1zoo2 wrote:
    Claireack wrote:
    Seriously - would it not pop outt next time he went to the toilet?? Or was it a good sized baking potato?


    I was thinking he should shove a stick of butter up there to lub it out. and then I thought, well, as long as you are adding butter, why not some bacon bits and maybe cheese, you know, make it a loaded baked potato?
    :lol:
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  • ClaireackClaireack Posts: 13,561
    My hubby just came home and he reckons that it depends on the type of potato. A new potato is quite small and smooth skinned. So one good push and it'll be out.
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  • rick1zoo2rick1zoo2 between a rock and a dumb place Posts: 12,632
    ok, now I know I have been thinking about this too much, but might it have been possible for him to use something like a screw to get into the potato, to use to pull it out. OH! I got it - a cork screw!! Jut lube up the whole area, get that cork screw into the spud and pull!
  • afroannnieafroannnie Posts: 12,995
    Claireack wrote:
    My hubby just came home and he reckons that it depends on the type of potato. A new potato is quite small and smooth skinned. So one good push and it'll be out.


    Or perhaps it was a fingerling potato?

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  • ClaireackClaireack Posts: 13,561
    rick1zoo2 wrote:
    ok, now I know I have been thinking about this too much, but might it have been possible for him to use something like a screw to get into the potato, to use to pull it out. OH! I got it - a cork screw!! Jut lube up the whole area, get that cork screw into the spud and pull!

    Damn good idea!
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  • unlost dogsunlost dogs Greater Boston Posts: 12,553
    Here I am Claireack! :wave:

    As others have noted, it seems like it would depend on the type of potato.

    I'm not sure one good push would work in the case of a large Idaho potato.

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  • normnorm Posts: 31,146
    to bad eyed isn't here anymore...being a native Idahoan, he could help us with the potato to rectum ratio
  • unlost dogsunlost dogs Greater Boston Posts: 12,553
    norm wrote:
    to bad eyed isn't here anymore...being a native Idahoan, he could help us with the potato to rectum ratio

    Moment of silence, remembering the joy incarnate that was eyed...

    Where DID he go?!?
    15 years of sharks 06/30/08 (MA), 05/17/10 (Boston), 09/03/11 (Alpine Valley), 09/04/11 (Alpine Valley), 09/30/12 (Missoula), 07/19/13 (Wrigley), 10/15/13 (Worcester), 10/16/13 (Worcester), 10/25/13 (Hartford), 12/4/13 (Vancouver), 12/6/13 (Seattle), 6/26/14 (Berlin), 6/28/14 (Stockholm), 10/16/14 (Detroit)
  • normnorm Posts: 31,146
    unlost dogs wrote:
    norm wrote:
    to bad eyed isn't here anymore...being a native Idahoan, he could help us with the potato to rectum ratio

    Moment of silence, remembering the joy incarnate that was eyed...

    Where DID he go?!?

    he let his membership expire...that or the mountain goats finally got him :shock:
  • DS1119DS1119 Posts: 33,497
    Luckily it wasn't a watermelon.
  • Jason PJason P Posts: 19,165
    This one would cause quite the mess ...

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  • LizardLizard So Cal Posts: 12,091
    That thing above me is UGLY.

    And Holy Hell....did not expect that story. Thought it was gonna be about basketball!!!


    I once heard that a client's son had a lightbulb stuck up there. No story about falling on it tho.... :lol:
    So I'll just lie down and wait for the dream
    Where I'm not ugly and you're lookin' at me
  • normnorm Posts: 31,146
    funny that everyone seems to be focusing on what went up his ass...i'm fascinated by the excuse he gave...naked, hanging drapes? that's the best he could come up with? :? :lol::lol:
  • rick1zoo2rick1zoo2 between a rock and a dumb place Posts: 12,632
    Lizard wrote:
    That thing above me is UGLY.

    And Holy Hell....did not expect that story. Thought it was gonna be about basketball!!!


    I once heard that a client's son had a lightbulb stuck up there. No story about falling on it tho.... :lol:


    You can use a potato to get a broken lightbulb out of a socket......hmmmm, I wonder.......
  • unlost dogsunlost dogs Greater Boston Posts: 12,553
    norm wrote:
    funny that everyone seems to be focusing on what went up his ass...i'm fascinated by the excuse he gave...naked, hanging drapes? that's the best he could come up with? :? :lol::lol:

    You mean you people out there on the other coast aren't naked when you hang drapes?
    15 years of sharks 06/30/08 (MA), 05/17/10 (Boston), 09/03/11 (Alpine Valley), 09/04/11 (Alpine Valley), 09/30/12 (Missoula), 07/19/13 (Wrigley), 10/15/13 (Worcester), 10/16/13 (Worcester), 10/25/13 (Hartford), 12/4/13 (Vancouver), 12/6/13 (Seattle), 6/26/14 (Berlin), 6/28/14 (Stockholm), 10/16/14 (Detroit)
  • normnorm Posts: 31,146
    unlost dogs wrote:
    norm wrote:
    funny that everyone seems to be focusing on what went up his ass...i'm fascinated by the excuse he gave...naked, hanging drapes? that's the best he could come up with? :? :lol::lol:

    You mean you people out there on the other coast aren't naked when you hang drapes?

    it's really the only time we wear clothes...specifically because of what can happen...the good vicar being an example
  • LizardLizard So Cal Posts: 12,091
    unlost dogs wrote:
    norm wrote:
    funny that everyone seems to be focusing on what went up his ass...i'm fascinated by the excuse he gave...naked, hanging drapes? that's the best he could come up with? :? :lol::lol:

    You mean you people out there on the other coast aren't naked when you hang drapes?
    we use horizontal shades...not drapes.
    :P
    So I'll just lie down and wait for the dream
    Where I'm not ugly and you're lookin' at me
  • unlost dogsunlost dogs Greater Boston Posts: 12,553
    I have no drapes in my house, nor do I have potatoes lying around waiting to be accidentally inserted into any orifices.

    I feel there is a low risk that I will meet the vicar's unfortunate fate.
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  • 8181 Needing a ride to Forest Hills and a ounce of weed. Please inquire within. Thanks. Or not. Posts: 58,276
    Lizard wrote:
    Thought it was gonna be about basketball!!!


    not a seinfeld fan, eh?


    Kramer: Have you ever met a proctologist? They usually have a very good sense of humor. You meet a proctologist at a party, don't walk away. Plant yourself there because you will hear the funniest stories you've ever heard. See, no one wants to admit to them that they stuck something up there. Never. It's always an accident. Every proctologist story ends in the same way… 'It was a million to one shot, doc, million to one
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  • rick1zoo2rick1zoo2 between a rock and a dumb place Posts: 12,632
    a sincere thank you norm for providing today's entertainment.
  • normnorm Posts: 31,146
    rick1zoo2 wrote:
    a sincere thank you norm for providing today's entertainment.

    :D

    don't thank me, thank the good vicar for being really pervy :lol::lol:
  • Monster RainMonster Rain Posts: 1,415
    This gives new meaning to the term "potato salad."
  • dougfloyddougfloyd Fishers, IN Posts: 2,583
    norm wrote:
    funny that everyone seems to be focusing on what went up his ass...i'm fascinated by the excuse he gave...naked, hanging drapes? that's the best he could come up with? :? :lol::lol:

    This is what I was getting ready to post, what kind of excuse is that?? :lol:
    1998 - Noblesville
    2000 - Noblesville
    2010 - Noblesville
    2011 - EV solo St Louis, PJ20 Alpine Valley
    2012 - San Fran (Oracle)
    2013 - Wrigley, Pittsburgh, Buffalo
    2014 - Cincy, St Louis, Detroit
    2016 - Lexington, Wrigley
    2018 - Wrigley
    2022 - Nashville, St Louis
    2024 - Noblesville, Wrigley
  • LizardLizard So Cal Posts: 12,091
    81 wrote:
    Lizard wrote:
    Thought it was gonna be about basketball!!!


    not a seinfeld fan, eh?


    Kramer: Have you ever met a proctologist? They usually have a very good sense of humor. You meet a proctologist at a party, don't walk away. Plant yourself there because you will hear the funniest stories you've ever heard. See, no one wants to admit to them that they stuck something up there. Never. It's always an accident. Every proctologist story ends in the same way… 'It was a million to one shot, doc, million to one
    :oops:
    i am so ashamed........always considered myself a big seinfeld fan.

    what's not to like?
    So I'll just lie down and wait for the dream
    Where I'm not ugly and you're lookin' at me
  • dougfloyddougfloyd Fishers, IN Posts: 2,583
    Also, I'm glad I had those tater tots for lunch before I opened up this thread... :sick:
    1998 - Noblesville
    2000 - Noblesville
    2010 - Noblesville
    2011 - EV solo St Louis, PJ20 Alpine Valley
    2012 - San Fran (Oracle)
    2013 - Wrigley, Pittsburgh, Buffalo
    2014 - Cincy, St Louis, Detroit
    2016 - Lexington, Wrigley
    2018 - Wrigley
    2022 - Nashville, St Louis
    2024 - Noblesville, Wrigley
  • 8181 Needing a ride to Forest Hills and a ounce of weed. Please inquire within. Thanks. Or not. Posts: 58,276
    dougfloyd wrote:
    Also, I'm glad I had those tater tots for lunch before I opened up this thread... :sick:


    hmm...frozen tater tots in the bum...BRILLIANT
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  • DS1119DS1119 Posts: 33,497
    Can you imagine if this was a common problem? I mean like every time someone fell there was a realistic shot of getting something stuck in your ass? :lol:
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