Million to one shot, Doc

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  • davidtrios
    davidtrios Posts: 9,732
    Catholic?
  • RYEzupSF
    RYEzupSF Posts: 6,003
    In the immortal words of Ice Cube: Big *potatoes* up yo ass is bad for yo health...
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  • PatrickBateman
    PatrickBateman Posts: 2,243
    afroannnie wrote:
    One time my cousin Walter got this cat stuck up his ass. True story. He bought it at our local mall, so the whole fiasco wound up on the news. It was embarrasing for my relatives and all, but next week, he did it again. Different cat, same results, complete with another trip to the emergency room. So, I run into him a week later in the mall and he's buying another cat. And I says to him, "Jesus, Walt! What are you doing? You know you're just gonna get this cat stuck up your ass too. Why don't you knock it off?" And he said to me, "Brodie, how the hell else am I supposed to get the gerbil out?" My cousin was a weird guy.

    came to post this
    If a man speaks in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong?
  • mysticweed
    mysticweed Posts: 3,710
    well
    i guess this proves priests should be allowed to marry
    to eliminate (pun intended) the need for hanging curtains in the nude
    not to mention vegetable abuse
    that poor poor spud
    fuck 'em if they can't take a joke

    "what a long, strange trip it's been"
  • Claireack
    Claireack Posts: 13,561
    Seriously - would it not pop outt next time he went to the toilet?? Or was it a good sized baking potato?
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  • norm
    norm Posts: 31,146
    Claireack wrote:
    Seriously - would it not pop outt next time he went to the toilet?? Or was it a good sized baking potato?

    :lol::lol::lol::lol:



    the best part of this story is everyone trying to make sense of it :lol::lol:
  • Claireack
    Claireack Posts: 13,561
    norm wrote:
    Claireack wrote:
    Seriously - would it not pop outt next time he went to the toilet?? Or was it a good sized baking potato?

    :lol::lol::lol::lol:



    the best part of this story is everyone trying to make sense of it :lol::lol:
    I've been trying to figure it out a lot. I've even pm'd 81 to ask if it's possible to expel a potato. Where's unlost?? She's medical, I only do feet, she might know.
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  • mysticweed
    mysticweed Posts: 3,710
    Claireack wrote:
    norm wrote:
    Claireack wrote:
    Seriously - would it not pop outt next time he went to the toilet?? Or was it a good sized baking potato?

    :lol::lol::lol::lol:



    the best part of this story is everyone trying to make sense of it :lol::lol:
    I've been trying to figure it out a lot. I've even pm'd 81 to ask if it's possible to expel a potato. Where's unlost?? She's medical, I only do feet, she might know.


    so you could remove a foot from someone's ass
    if necessary
    fuck 'em if they can't take a joke

    "what a long, strange trip it's been"
  • Claireack
    Claireack Posts: 13,561
    slickweed wrote:
    Claireack wrote:
    norm wrote:
    I've been trying to figure it out a lot. I've even pm'd 81 to ask if it's possible to expel a potato. Where's unlost?? She's medical, I only do feet, she might know.


    so you could remove a foot from someone's ass
    if necessary

    I'm actually better at shoving them up peoples bums.
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  • rick1zoo2
    rick1zoo2 between a rock and a dumb place Posts: 12,632
    Claireack wrote:
    Seriously - would it not pop outt next time he went to the toilet?? Or was it a good sized baking potato?


    I was thinking he should shove a stick of butter up there to lub it out. and then I thought, well, as long as you are adding butter, why not some bacon bits and maybe cheese, you know, make it a loaded baked potato?
  • norm
    norm Posts: 31,146
    rick1zoo2 wrote:
    Claireack wrote:
    Seriously - would it not pop outt next time he went to the toilet?? Or was it a good sized baking potato?


    I was thinking he should shove a stick of butter up there to lub it out. and then I thought, well, as long as you are adding butter, why not some bacon bits and maybe cheese, you know, make it a loaded baked potato?

    :lol::lol::sick::lol::lol:
  • afroannnie
    afroannnie Posts: 12,995
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    Show #13 was a lucky one for me....
  • 81
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    rick1zoo2 wrote:
    Claireack wrote:
    Seriously - would it not pop outt next time he went to the toilet?? Or was it a good sized baking potato?


    I was thinking he should shove a stick of butter up there to lub it out. and then I thought, well, as long as you are adding butter, why not some bacon bits and maybe cheese, you know, make it a loaded baked potato?
    :lol:
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  • Claireack
    Claireack Posts: 13,561
    My hubby just came home and he reckons that it depends on the type of potato. A new potato is quite small and smooth skinned. So one good push and it'll be out.
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  • rick1zoo2
    rick1zoo2 between a rock and a dumb place Posts: 12,632
    ok, now I know I have been thinking about this too much, but might it have been possible for him to use something like a screw to get into the potato, to use to pull it out. OH! I got it - a cork screw!! Jut lube up the whole area, get that cork screw into the spud and pull!
  • afroannnie
    afroannnie Posts: 12,995
    Claireack wrote:
    My hubby just came home and he reckons that it depends on the type of potato. A new potato is quite small and smooth skinned. So one good push and it'll be out.


    Or perhaps it was a fingerling potato?

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  • Claireack
    Claireack Posts: 13,561
    rick1zoo2 wrote:
    ok, now I know I have been thinking about this too much, but might it have been possible for him to use something like a screw to get into the potato, to use to pull it out. OH! I got it - a cork screw!! Jut lube up the whole area, get that cork screw into the spud and pull!

    Damn good idea!
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  • unlost dogs
    unlost dogs Greater Boston Posts: 12,553
    Here I am Claireack! :wave:

    As others have noted, it seems like it would depend on the type of potato.

    I'm not sure one good push would work in the case of a large Idaho potato.

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  • norm
    norm Posts: 31,146
    to bad eyed isn't here anymore...being a native Idahoan, he could help us with the potato to rectum ratio
  • unlost dogs
    unlost dogs Greater Boston Posts: 12,553
    norm wrote:
    to bad eyed isn't here anymore...being a native Idahoan, he could help us with the potato to rectum ratio

    Moment of silence, remembering the joy incarnate that was eyed...

    Where DID he go?!?
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