words grown women should not use

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  • DS1119DS1119 Posts: 33,497
    Lets have a "piss for distance contest".
  • CAVSTARR313CAVSTARR313 Posts: 8,756
    During sex you can say "harder, faster, slower " etc..

    but never say "deeper"
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  • voidofmanvoidofman Posts: 4,009
    Caveeze wrote:
    During sex you can say "harder, faster, slower " etc..

    but never say "deeper"

    My brother said his girlfriend said that one time. He said to me, "bitch should know what my stroke is." :lol:

    cav, you probably remember what I said to you one time in a pm. I've never heard deeper but I've heard "not so deep" and I'm shocked because I'm not that long to begin with.
  • RKCNDYRKCNDY Posts: 31,013
    "are you done yet?"
    The joy of life comes from our encounters with new experiences, and hence there is no greater joy than to have an endlessly changing horizon, for each day to have a new and different sun.

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  • stargirl69stargirl69 Posts: 6,387
    RKCNDY wrote:
    "are you done yet?"


    especially directly after saying "the ceiling needs painted"
    “There should be a place where only the things you want to happen, happen”
  • CAVSTARR313CAVSTARR313 Posts: 8,756
    "I wish you did it more like your brother does"
    None are more hopelessly enslaved than those who falsely believe that they are free.
    Abrn Hlls '98 - Clarkston 2 '03 - Grd Rpds '06 - Abrn Hlls '06 - Clvd '10 - PJ20 - Berlin 1+2 '12 - Wrigley '13 - Pitt '13- buff '13- Philly 1+2 '13 - Seattle '13
  • mca47mca47 Posts: 13,281
    I wouldn't go into the bathroom right away if I were you...it's really bad in there!
  • DS1119DS1119 Posts: 33,497
    I benched 450 today.
  • afroannnieafroannnie Posts: 12,995
    mca47 wrote:
    I wouldn't go into the bathroom right away if I were you...it's really bad in there!

    "Don't nobody go in the bathroom for about 35, 45 minutes. Somebody open up a window. "
    Show #13 was a lucky one for me....
  • stargirl69 wrote:
    Still calling their vagina foo foo and their breasts hoo hoo's :roll:

    My 43 year old friend still does this.I want to rip her head off every time she says it.
    My friend does this too. And she refers to a guy's penis as his "thing" - and she has to whisper it :roll: makes me want to scream!!! :twisted:
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  • kellanazziekellanazzie Posts: 1,484
    Honey?? Can you come shave my back??
  • can my boyfriend join us?
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  • ClaireackClaireack Posts: 13,561
    Hell I've got such an itchy crack.
  • stargirl69stargirl69 Posts: 6,387
    Claireack wrote:
    Hell I've got such an itchy crack.


    :o Claire! :lol:
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  • DS1119DS1119 Posts: 33,497
    Did you see the boobs on him?
  • mysticweedmysticweed Posts: 3,710
    cunt
    fuck 'em if they can't take a joke

    "what a long, strange trip it's been"
  • cant deside the color...
    "...Dimitri...He talks to me...'.."The Ghost of Greece..".
    "..That's One Happy Fuckin Ghost.."
    “..That came up on the Pillow Case...This is for the Greek, With Our Apologies.....”
  • kellanazziekellanazzie Posts: 1,484
    Hey dude, can I change yer tire for ya???
  • DS1119DS1119 Posts: 33,497
    That booger tasted good.
  • kellanazziekellanazzie Posts: 1,484
    DS1119 wrote:
    That booger tasted good.


    Eeewwwwwww...wah!
  • RKCNDYRKCNDY Posts: 31,013
    Hey dude, can I change yer tire for ya???

    I almost said that to some guy...he was struggling for over an hour to figure out how to use the jack so he could change his tire. (I've had to change the tire on my car several times)
    The joy of life comes from our encounters with new experiences, and hence there is no greater joy than to have an endlessly changing horizon, for each day to have a new and different sun.

    - Christopher McCandless
  • kellanazziekellanazzie Posts: 1,484
    RKCNDY wrote:
    Hey dude, can I change yer tire for ya???

    I almost said that to some guy...he was struggling for over an hour to figure out how to use the jack so he could change his tire. (I've had to change the tire on my car several times)
    :lol::lol: After I wrote that I thought, well shit, I couldn't change a damn tire if I tried :oops:
  • LoulouLoulou Posts: 6,247
    DS1119 wrote:
    That booger tasted good.
    :lol::lol: that's so disgusting!!
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  • afroannnieafroannnie Posts: 12,995
    RKCNDY wrote:
    Hey dude, can I change yer tire for ya???

    I almost said that to some guy...he was struggling for over an hour to figure out how to use the jack so he could change his tire. (I've had to change the tire on my car several times)

    How do you get the lugnuts off? I always have a problem with that part...
    Show #13 was a lucky one for me....
  • HeisenbergHeisenberg Posts: 4,957
    afroannnie wrote:
    How do you get the lugnuts off? I always have a problem with that part...

    this might be something a grown woman should not say :lol:
  • The thread nam should have been, "Thats what she said"..
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  • afroannnieafroannnie Posts: 12,995
    Heisenberg wrote:
    afroannnie wrote:
    How do you get the lugnuts off? I always have a problem with that part...

    this might be something a grown woman should not say :lol:

    :lol::lol: There's probably quite a few "nut" related things I could say...but I'll refrain since I'm a grown woman :lol:;)

    on a side note, the majority of the birthday cards i received from friends/family involved either cats or nuts :?
    Show #13 was a lucky one for me....
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  • EmBleveEmBleve Posts: 3,019
    Half
    :lol::lol:
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