words grown women should not use

chadwickchadwick Posts: 21,157
edited February 2012 in All Encompassing Trip
like the other thread but in reverse kinda

example... "i like my hairy armpits"
for poetry through the ceiling. ISBN: 1 4241 8840 7

"Hear me, my chiefs!
I am tired; my heart is
sick and sad. From where
the sun stands I will fight
no more forever."

Chief Joseph - Nez Perce
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  • mfc2006mfc2006 HTOWN Posts: 37,411
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    A protuberance of flesh above the waistband of a tight pair of trousers
  • 8181 Posts: 58,276
    I don't swallow....what.... :lol:
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  • DS1119DS1119 Posts: 33,497
    Those underwear are a little constrictive on my junk.
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    Everything not forbidden is compulsory and eveything not compulsory is forbidden. You are free... free to do what the government says you can do.
  • SatansFutonSatansFuton Posts: 5,399
    "Hand me that Hustler, I'm gonna go crank out a deuce"
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  • DS1119DS1119 Posts: 33,497
    Can you spare some chewing tobacco?
  • We were on a break
    My drinking team has a hockey problem

    The ONLY thing better than a glass of beer is tea with Miss McGill



    A protuberance of flesh above the waistband of a tight pair of trousers
  • conmanconman Posts: 7,493
    not tonight... i'm too tired
  • I have to take a shit.
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    Another habit says its long overdue
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  • afroannnieafroannnie Posts: 12,995
    "Hand me that Hustler, I'm gonna go crank out a deuce"

    :lol::lol:
    Show #13 was a lucky one for me....
  • DS1119DS1119 Posts: 33,497
    I'm just not dressed slutty enough.
  • morellomorello Posts: 6,212
    no don't worry i'll pay

    or

    no don't worry we can split the bill

    right back at ya boys! 8-)
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  • afroannnieafroannnie Posts: 12,995
    No, it's not small...it's cute!
    Show #13 was a lucky one for me....
  • HeisenbergHeisenberg Posts: 4,957
    afroannnie wrote:
    No, it's not small...it's cute!

    :lol::lol::lol:
  • stargirl69stargirl69 Posts: 6,387
    Is that it!?
    “There should be a place where only the things you want to happen, happen”
  • HeisenbergHeisenberg Posts: 4,957
    "What did you get me for Valentine's Day?"
  • DS1119DS1119 Posts: 33,497
    My penis is too big.
  • cubBEE_girlcubBEE_girl Posts: 3,365
    afroannnie wrote:
    No, it's not small...it's cute!
    :lol::lol::lol:

    Don't worry, it happens to lots of men. :roll: :lol:
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  • HeisenbergHeisenberg Posts: 4,957
    "He went to Jared"
  • stargirl69stargirl69 Posts: 6,387
    Still calling their vagina foo foo and their breasts hoo hoo's :roll:

    My 43 year old friend still does this.I want to rip her head off every time she says it.
    “There should be a place where only the things you want to happen, happen”
  • DS1119DS1119 Posts: 33,497
    Why is there a chicken and a pair of vice grips in my bed?
  • afroannnieafroannnie Posts: 12,995
    afroannnie wrote:
    No, it's not small...it's cute!
    :lol::lol::lol:

    Don't worry, it happens to lots of men. :roll: :lol:

    :lol::lol:
    Show #13 was a lucky one for me....
  • afroannnieafroannnie Posts: 12,995
    edited February 2012
    Heisenberg wrote:
    "He went to Jared"

    very true..i'm pretty sure they don't have mustache rings there :D
    Post edited by afroannnie on
    Show #13 was a lucky one for me....
  • SatansFutonSatansFuton Posts: 5,399
    stargirl69 wrote:
    Still calling their vagina foo foo and their breasts hoo hoo's :roll:

    My 43 year old friend still does this.I want to rip her head off every time she says it.

    Who is your friend? Elliot Reid?

    elliot_reid.jpg
    "See a broad to get dat booty yak 'em, leg 'er down, a smack 'em yak 'em!"
  • stargirl69stargirl69 Posts: 6,387
    stargirl69 wrote:
    Still calling their vagina foo foo and their breasts hoo hoo's :roll:

    My 43 year old friend still does this.I want to rip her head off every time she says it.

    Who is your friend? Elliot Reid?

    elliot_reid.jpg


    :D No
    “There should be a place where only the things you want to happen, happen”
  • stargirl69stargirl69 Posts: 6,387
    stargirl69 wrote:
    Still calling their vagina foo foo and their breasts hoo hoo's :roll:

    My 43 year old friend still does this.I want to rip her head off every time she says it.

    Who is your friend? Elliot Reid?

    elliot_reid.jpg


    :D No
    “There should be a place where only the things you want to happen, happen”
  • SatansFutonSatansFuton Posts: 5,399
    "See a broad to get dat booty yak 'em, leg 'er down, a smack 'em yak 'em!"
  • I'm "Late"
    My drinking team has a hockey problem

    The ONLY thing better than a glass of beer is tea with Miss McGill



    A protuberance of flesh above the waistband of a tight pair of trousers
  • stargirl69stargirl69 Posts: 6,387
    The morning after the Las Vegas night before

    "Good morning husband" :lol:
    “There should be a place where only the things you want to happen, happen”
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