Making a twat of yourself...

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  • goldrush
    goldrush everybody knows this is nowhere Posts: 7,846
    OH, AND I DID ASK POLITELY THAT IT BE CHANGED ~ ARE YOU HIGH!
    No, you didn't:
    I think you could have starred out one of the letters in the thread title. I'm sure I'm not the only woman here that finds that word offensive. :roll:
    You offered your thought that Byrnzie could have starred out one of the letters. At no point did you ask him to change it. Just sayin'.
    “Do not postpone happiness”
    (Jeff Tweedy, Sydney 2007)

    “Put yer good money on the sunrise”
    (Tim Rogers)
  • Back_Pedal
    Back_Pedal Posts: 1,171
    I just read all 7 pages of this thread in a state somewhere between my jaw being dropped and trying not to laugh out loud. Wow. PC gone mad.
    Thanks EPOTTSIII!
    "Vinyl or not, you will need to pay someone to take RA of your hands" - Smile05
    424, xxx
  • catefrances
    catefrances Posts: 29,003
    To the d-bags on this thread ~ Go F yourselves!


    this is my favourite post on this thread.
    hear my name
    take a good look
    this could be the day
    hold my hand
    lie beside me
    i just need to say
  • conman
    conman Posts: 7,493
    Byrnzie wrote:
    conman wrote:
    so Byrnzie, did people laugh at you, look at you funny, or just stare at you saying "what the fuck"?
    conman wrote:
    so Byrnzie, did people laugh at you, look at you funny, or just stare at you saying "what the fuck"?

    Sorry, I'd forgotten all about that, what with all the delusional, paranoid gibberish being spouted in this thread.

    I just noticed one fella smiling at me, looking impressed - maybe because he stood out as everyone else started talking amongst themselves. He was definitely my biggest fan. :P

    Also, I was just about to sing one more verse when a few people started clapping - i.e, suggesting that I get off the stage. So I didn't get to finish the thing. Maybe my rendition was just so great they couldn't take anymore? :think:
    or maybe they just thought you were a twat :P
  • Byrnzie
    Byrnzie Posts: 21,037
    can you stop baiting people please, pink butterfly??

    I have asked the moderators to close this thread numerous times with no reply. So, as long as ppl are baiting me, I am giving it right back.

    So you think that just because you've asked for a thread to be closed, that it should therefore be closed? And despite nobody agreeing with you?

    Just how self-important are you?

    I repeat: get over yourself.

    There are other threads you can post in if you don't like this one. I'm actually considering reporting you to the mods for hijacking this thread with your abusive gibberish, and then proceeding to lie about me.
  • goldrush
    goldrush everybody knows this is nowhere Posts: 7,846
    Byrnzie wrote:
    conman wrote:
    so Byrnzie, did people laugh at you, look at you funny, or just stare at you saying "what the fuck"?
    conman wrote:
    so Byrnzie, did people laugh at you, look at you funny, or just stare at you saying "what the fuck"?

    Sorry, I'd forgotten all about that, what with all the delusional, paranoid gibberish being spouted in this thread.

    I just noticed one fella smiling at me, looking impressed - maybe because he stood out as everyone else started talking amongst themselves. He was definitely my biggest fan. :P

    Also, I was just about to sing one more verse when a few people started clapping - i.e, suggesting that I get off the stage. So I didn't get to finish the thing. Maybe my rendition was just so great they couldn't take anymore? :think:
    Maybe the people that were clapping were about to join in? You may have robbed yourself of a Betterman-style verse of Dirty Old Town! You may never get that chance again!

    For what it's worth, this thread has helped me make it through an amazingly boring afternoon at work so thanks Byrnzie!
    “Do not postpone happiness”
    (Jeff Tweedy, Sydney 2007)

    “Put yer good money on the sunrise”
    (Tim Rogers)
  • Byrnzie
    Byrnzie Posts: 21,037
    conman wrote:
    or maybe they just thought you were a twat :P

    This is probably closer to the truth :D
  • goldrush wrote:
    OH, AND I DID ASK POLITELY THAT IT BE CHANGED ~ ARE YOU HIGH!
    No, you didn't:
    I think you could have starred out one of the letters in the thread title. I'm sure I'm not the only woman here that finds that word offensive. :roll:
    You offered your thought that Byrnzie could have starred out one of the letters. At no point did you ask him to change it. Just sayin'.

    I said I found it offensive, what was I supposed to say pretty please with sugar on top. Give me a break!

    And, enough of your BULLSHIT, Byrnzie!

    Stop stalking me and abusing me or you'll be sorry.
    My last message to you ~

    You're right. You are a monster! You are sick! Get help!

    At least, I am not a fuck-up! A lying fuck-up!
  • Byrnzie
    Byrnzie Posts: 21,037
    goldrush wrote:
    Maybe the people that were clapping were about to join in? You may have robbed yourself of a Betterman-style verse of Dirty Old Town! You may never get that chance again!

    You never know. I wonder how an actual Pogues gig would go down over here? It's possible they'd get a similar reaction. Like dogs being shown a card trick.
    goldrush wrote:
    For what it's worth, this thread has helped me make it through an amazingly boring afternoon at work so thanks Byrnzie!

    I'm always happy to oblige, though on this occasion I think you can thank someone else for the 'entertainment'.
  • Byrnzie
    Byrnzie Posts: 21,037
    And, enough of your BULLSHIT, Byrnzie!

    Stop stalking me and abusing me or you'll be sorry.


    A-hem. Excuse me?
  • catefrances
    catefrances Posts: 29,003
    goldrush wrote:
    OH, AND I DID ASK POLITELY THAT IT BE CHANGED ~ ARE YOU HIGH!
    No, you didn't:
    I think you could have starred out one of the letters in the thread title. I'm sure I'm not the only woman here that finds that word offensive. :roll:
    You offered your thought that Byrnzie could have starred out one of the letters. At no point did you ask him to change it. Just sayin'.

    I said I found it offensive, what was I supposed to say pretty please with sugar on top. Give me a break!

    And, enough of your BULLSHIT, Byrnzie!

    Stop stalking me and abusing me or you'll be sorry.


    whoa. now youre threatening people... what are you gonna do.. bore him to death with your irrational outbursts???
    hear my name
    take a good look
    this could be the day
    hold my hand
    lie beside me
    i just need to say
  • I said I found it offensive, what was I supposed to say pretty please with sugar on top. Give me a break!

    And, enough of your BULLSHIT, Byrnzie!

    Stop stalking me and abusing me or you'll be sorry.


    whoa. now youre threatening people... what are you gonna do.. bore him to death with your irrational outbursts???

    It was not an actual threat. I don't know what else to say, what else to do. I actually feel helpless in this situation. And, please, catefrances, would you stop baiting me. Nothing is irrational. YOU DO NOT KNOW!
    My last message to you ~

    You're right. You are a monster! You are sick! Get help!

    At least, I am not a fuck-up! A lying fuck-up!
  • Byrnzie
    Byrnzie Posts: 21,037
    whoa. now youre threatening people... what are you gonna do.. bore him to death with your irrational outbursts???

    Maybe she'll magically reappear here in China again today and provoke me into calling her a twat, and then fly back to America and give me a good telling off here on the forum. And the cycle will repeat itself endlessly until either this thread gets locked, or she runs out of money for the airfare.
  • :cry:
    My last message to you ~

    You're right. You are a monster! You are sick! Get help!

    At least, I am not a fuck-up! A lying fuck-up!
  • gimmesometruth27
    gimmesometruth27 St. Fuckin Louis Posts: 24,755
    at the risk of me making a t-word of myself by going back and providing evidence of pink butterfly appearing to be the stalker and baiter of byrnzie i had better bow out now... i think it is pretty obvious to whoever reads the thread who appears to be stalking and baiting who...

    at any rate, i'm sorry i missed your performance byrnzie, and also i am sorry that your thread asking others if they had similarly potentially embarrassed themselves turned into this...this thread had great potential to reveal some funny stories...
    "You can tell the greatness of a man by what makes him angry."  - Lincoln

    "Well, you tell him that I don't talk to suckas."
  • catefrances
    catefrances Posts: 29,003
    I said I found it offensive, what was I supposed to say pretty please with sugar on top. Give me a break!

    And, enough of your BULLSHIT, Byrnzie!

    Stop stalking me and abusing me or you'll be sorry.


    whoa. now youre threatening people... what are you gonna do.. bore him to death with your irrational outbursts???

    It was not an actual threat. I don't know what else to say, what else to do. I actually feel helpless in this situation. And, please, catefrances, would you stop baiting me. Nothing is irrational. YOU DO NOT KNOW!


    if you dont know what else to do perhaps i can give you some advice....


    dont open the thread. if its causing you to feel that much helplessness ignore it. thats what you can do.


    whilst you threaten people i will continue to voice my thoughts on that. you do realise how offensive youve been on this thread whilst accusing byrnzie of being the same thing?
    hear my name
    take a good look
    this could be the day
    hold my hand
    lie beside me
    i just need to say
  • at the risk of me making a t-word of myself by going back and providing evidence of pink butterfly appearing to be the stalker and baiter of byrnzie i had better bow out now... i think it is pretty obvious to whoever reads the thread who appears to be stalking and baiting who...

    at any rate, i'm sorry i missed your performance byrnzie, and also i am sorry that your thread asking others if they had similarly potentially embarrassed themselves turned into this...this thread had great potential to reveal some funny stories...

    How dare you try to turn this around!

    I don't sound like a stalker at all, but rather a woman who has had enough. I have had enough of his cruelty on and off the board. My internet provider also alerted me to the fact that my computer is under attack of spyware. There is more I can't talk about here.
    My last message to you ~

    You're right. You are a monster! You are sick! Get help!

    At least, I am not a fuck-up! A lying fuck-up!
  • goldrush
    goldrush everybody knows this is nowhere Posts: 7,846
    I said I found it offensive, what was I supposed to say pretty please with sugar on top. Give me a break!

    And, enough of your BULLSHIT, Byrnzie!

    Stop stalking me and abusing me or you'll be sorry.


    whoa. now youre threatening people... what are you gonna do.. bore him to death with your irrational outbursts???

    It was not an actual threat. I don't know what else to say, what else to do. I actually feel helpless in this situation...
    Here's a suggestion - how about saying NOTHING?

    This thread started out as a fun story and you have turned it into something it didn't need to be. Anyone reading this from the start would think it amusing, then they get to page 2 and see this:
    To the d-bags on this thread ~ Go F yourselves!
    This could have all been avoided and, like gimme said, this thread had some potential to be a lot of fun.
    “Do not postpone happiness”
    (Jeff Tweedy, Sydney 2007)

    “Put yer good money on the sunrise”
    (Tim Rogers)

  • Stop stalking me and abusing me or you'll be sorry.


    whoa. now youre threatening people... what are you gonna do.. bore him to death with your irrational outbursts???

    It was not an actual threat. I don't know what else to say, what else to do. I actually feel helpless in this situation. And, please, catefrances, would you stop baiting me. Nothing is irrational. YOU DO NOT KNOW![/quote]


    if you dont know what else to do perhaps i can give you some advice....


    dont open the thread. if its causing you to feel that much helplessness ignore it. thats what you can do.


    whilst you threaten people i will continue to voice my thoughts on that. you do realise how offensive youve been on this thread whilst accusing byrnzie of being the same thing?[/quote]

    WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU! I HAVE HAD ENOUGH! LEAVE ME ALONE!
    My last message to you ~

    You're right. You are a monster! You are sick! Get help!

    At least, I am not a fuck-up! A lying fuck-up!
  • goldrush wrote:
    Here's a suggestion - how about saying NOTHING?

    >>>>>> It's difficult not to say anything once you've reached a breaking point!<<<<<<

    This thread started out as a fun story and you have turned it into something it didn't need to be. Anyone reading this from the start would think it amusing, then they get to page 2 and see this:
    To the d-bags on this thread ~ Go F yourselves!
    This could have all been avoided and, like gimme said, this thread had some potential to be a lot of fun.

    You are a liar. Listen, I didn't just say that for no reason. I was being badgered! Get your facts straight! READ the posts prior to me saying that. I'm not putting up with it anymore.
    My last message to you ~

    You're right. You are a monster! You are sick! Get help!

    At least, I am not a fuck-up! A lying fuck-up!
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