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Making a twat of yourself...

ByrnzieByrnzie Posts: 21,037
edited January 2012 in Other Music
I just sang The Pogues 'Dirty Old Town' in front of approx 200 Chinese people.

And I had no music to back me up. I even dedicated the song to this dirty old city I live in.

I think they thought It was rubbish...only about two people applauded at the end of it...but what the fuck do they know? :lol:


Anyone else ripped it a new one in front of of a big crowd before?
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  • pinkbutterflypinkbutterfly Posts: 1,391
    I think you could have starred out one of the letters in the thread title. I'm sure I'm not the only woman here that finds that word offensive. :roll:
    My last message to you ~

    You're right. You are a monster! You are sick! Get help!

    At least, I am not a fuck-up! A lying fuck-up!
  • your move nowyour move now Posts: 1,165
    twat? really? it is so easy to offend people
    I don't mean to offend anyone, a lot of what I say should be taken with a grain of salt... that said for most of you I'm a stranger on a computer on the other side of the world, don't give me that sort of power!
  • pinkbutterflypinkbutterfly Posts: 1,391
    Odd you don't find that offensive.
    My last message to you ~

    You're right. You are a monster! You are sick! Get help!

    At least, I am not a fuck-up! A lying fuck-up!
  • your move nowyour move now Posts: 1,165
    it's just a word... I can't really think of any single word that offends me
    I don't mean to offend anyone, a lot of what I say should be taken with a grain of salt... that said for most of you I'm a stranger on a computer on the other side of the world, don't give me that sort of power!
  • ByrnzieByrnzie Posts: 21,037
    Hmm, this thread has taken a strange turn.... :think:

    O.k, how about 'dick'?
  • pinkbutterflypinkbutterfly Posts: 1,391
    You mean as in Dick Tracy ~ a police detective?
    My last message to you ~

    You're right. You are a monster! You are sick! Get help!

    At least, I am not a fuck-up! A lying fuck-up!
  • ByrnzieByrnzie Posts: 21,037
    pinkbutterfly wrote:
    You mean as in Dick Tracy ~ a police detective?

    Yeah, I can invite him to the party, as long as he put's his badge away for a few hours.
  • Drowned OutDrowned Out Posts: 6,056
    And here I thought this was in response to the U2 and AC/DC threads.
    pinkbutterfly wrote:
    I think you could have starred out one of the letters in the thread title. I'm sure I'm not the only woman here that finds that word offensive. :roll:
    So 'tw*t' is less offensive than 'twat'?
    How do you pronounce 'tw*t' in your head when you read it?
  • your move nowyour move now Posts: 1,165
    twit maybe?
    I don't mean to offend anyone, a lot of what I say should be taken with a grain of salt... that said for most of you I'm a stranger on a computer on the other side of the world, don't give me that sort of power!
  • jamburgerjamburger Posts: 1,775
    pinkbutterfly wrote:
    Odd you don't find that offensive.

    Do you know what pink butterfly is slang for?
  • Drowned OutDrowned Out Posts: 6,056
    your move now wrote:
    twit maybe?
    Then Thoughts_Arrive would be offended :P
  • Digital TwilightDigital Twilight Posts: 5,642
    Byrnzie wrote:
    I just sang The Pogues 'Dirty Old Town' in front of approx 200 Chinese people.

    And I had no music to back me up. I even dedicated the song to this dirty old city I live in.

    I think they thought It was rubbish...only about two people applauded at the end of it...but what the fuck do they know? :lol:


    Anyone else ripped it a new one in front of of a big crowd before?

    Why and where did you sing this?

    Sounds like a hoot :D
  • Drowned OutDrowned Out Posts: 6,056
    jamburger wrote:
    pinkbutterfly wrote:
    Odd you don't find that offensive.

    Do you know what pink butterfly is slang for?
    :lol:
    How did I miss that?
  • Drowned OutDrowned Out Posts: 6,056
    Digital Twilight wrote:
    Byrnzie wrote:
    I just sang The Pogues 'Dirty Old Town' in front of approx 200 Chinese people.

    And I had no music to back me up. I even dedicated the song to this dirty old city I live in.

    I think they thought It was rubbish...only about two people applauded at the end of it...but what the fuck do they know? :lol:


    Anyone else ripped it a new one in front of of a big crowd before?

    Why and where did you sing this?

    Sounds like a hoot :D
    No shit, I'm imagining a lot of blank stares :D Was it a karaoke bar and you decided to go a capella or what?
  • pinkbutterflypinkbutterfly Posts: 1,391
    edited January 2012
    To the d-bags on this thread ~ Go F yourselves!
    Post edited by pinkbutterfly on
    My last message to you ~

    You're right. You are a monster! You are sick! Get help!

    At least, I am not a fuck-up! A lying fuck-up!
  • nuffingmannuffingman Posts: 3,014
    Drowned Out wrote:
    jamburger wrote:
    pinkbutterfly wrote:
    Odd you don't find that offensive.

    Do you know what pink butterfly is slang for?
    :lol:
    How did I miss that?
    How indeed? :lol::lol:
    I think the mods should change that user's name, I find it offensive.

    And Byrnzie, hats in the air, I can picture the scene. :D
  • pinkbutterflypinkbutterfly Posts: 1,391
    pinkbutterfly wrote:
    To the d-bags on this thread ~ Go F yourselves!


    or suck dick, whichever you prefer.
    My last message to you ~

    You're right. You are a monster! You are sick! Get help!

    At least, I am not a fuck-up! A lying fuck-up!
  • jamburgerjamburger Posts: 1,775
    pinkbutterfly wrote:
    pinkbutterfly wrote:
    To the d-bags on this thread ~ Go F yourselves!


    or suck dick, whichever you prefer.

    Such a potty mouth! :lol:
  • twisted thoughtstwisted thoughts Posts: 4,377
    a pink butterfly is better than a blue waffle. FACT

    Ok. Now, back on topic.
    Are there any videos or photos of your song and dance Mr. Byrnzie? Otherwise, it didnt happen.

    (I can totally see the blank stares of your audience, thinking and wondering what the hell you are doing) :lol:
    **crickets**


    and i have never made a twat of myself - that I can remember. thats the key right there....not remembering. it didnt happen if you dont remember, and/or there is no video footage or photos of the act.
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  • pandorapandora Posts: 21,855
    twit less offensive and less effective ... all about the motives

    sorry pink
  • pinkbutterflypinkbutterfly Posts: 1,391
    your move now wrote:
    twat? really? it is so easy to offend people


    If you don't find that word offensive, then I doubt you are a female.

    That word is almost as offensive as the C word and every woman knows that.
    My last message to you ~

    You're right. You are a monster! You are sick! Get help!

    At least, I am not a fuck-up! A lying fuck-up!
  • pinkbutterflypinkbutterfly Posts: 1,391
    pandora wrote:
    twit less offensive and less effective ... all about the motives

    sorry pink

    Too late for apologies. I have taken 10+ months of abuse on this forum. My husband is always asking me why I stay and that I should not renew my membership. I'm beginning to think he is right. Some of you people are brutal. Really takes the fun out of everything. Although, nothing will ever change my love for Eddie and the band.
    My last message to you ~

    You're right. You are a monster! You are sick! Get help!

    At least, I am not a fuck-up! A lying fuck-up!
  • pinkbutterflypinkbutterfly Posts: 1,391
    twisted thoughts wrote:
    a pink butterfly is better than a blue waffle. FACT

    Ok. Now, back on topic.
    Are there any videos or photos of your song and dance Mr. Byrnzie? Otherwise, it didnt happen.

    (I can totally see the blank stares of your audience, thinking and wondering what the hell you are doing) :lol:
    **crickets**


    and i have never made a twat of myself - that I can remember. thats the key right there....not remembering. it didnt happen if you dont remember, and/or there is no video footage or photos of the act.


    You too. I don't think you are a female.
    My last message to you ~

    You're right. You are a monster! You are sick! Get help!

    At least, I am not a fuck-up! A lying fuck-up!
  • pandorapandora Posts: 21,855
    pinkbutterfly wrote:
    pandora wrote:
    twit less offensive and less effective ... all about the motives

    sorry pink

    Too late for apologies. I have taken 10+ months of abuse on this forum. My husband is always asking me why I stay and that I should not renew my membership. I'm beginning to think he is right. Some of you people are brutal. Really takes the fun out of everything. Although, nothing will ever change my love for Eddie and the band.
    you are right some are brutal some are kind and wonderful

    just like out there

    stay for the love of the music
  • Suzi78Suzi78 Posts: 362
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    How I choose to feel is how I am
  • pinkbutterflypinkbutterfly Posts: 1,391
    Suzi78 wrote:
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    Is something wrong with you?
    My last message to you ~

    You're right. You are a monster! You are sick! Get help!

    At least, I am not a fuck-up! A lying fuck-up!
  • pinkbutterflypinkbutterfly Posts: 1,391
    pandora wrote:
    pinkbutterfly wrote:
    pandora wrote:
    twit less offensive and less effective ... all about the motives

    sorry pink

    Too late for apologies. I have taken 10+ months of abuse on this forum. My husband is always asking me why I stay and that I should not renew my membership. I'm beginning to think he is right. Some of you people are brutal. Really takes the fun out of everything. Although, nothing will ever change my love for Eddie and the band.
    you are right some are brutal some are kind and wonderful

    just like out there

    stay for the love of the music
    \

    Could you explain "just like out there"? That doesn't sound right. I don't know what you mean.
    My last message to you ~

    You're right. You are a monster! You are sick! Get help!

    At least, I am not a fuck-up! A lying fuck-up!
  • Drowned OutDrowned Out Posts: 6,056
    pinkbutterfly wrote:

    Too late for apologies. I have taken 10+ months of abuse on this forum. My husband is always asking me why I stay and that I should not renew my membership. I'm beginning to think he is right. Some of you people are brutal. Really takes the fun out of everything. Although, nothing will ever change my love for Eddie and the band.
    Holy shiza. No one meant to be hurtful, you are taking a few light-hearted ribs for taking offense to a word a person posted in reference to THEMSELF. You can't even justify your little freak out by saying that using slang for female anatomy in a derogatory way is misogynist when you follow it up with this:

    pinkbutterfly wrote:
    pinkbutterfly wrote:
    To the d-bags on this thread ~ Go F yourselves!


    or suck dick, whichever you prefer.

    :lol:
    wow
    I totally wasn't offended till you spelled 'dick' in it's entirety. you could have starred that out. Or said 'suck a BAG of d'....that would have been both funny and unoffensive. Lighten up, or get over yourself...
  • twisted thoughtstwisted thoughts Posts: 4,377
    pinkbutterfly wrote:
    twisted thoughts wrote:
    a pink butterfly is better than a blue waffle. FACT

    Ok. Now, back on topic.
    Are there any videos or photos of your song and dance Mr. Byrnzie? Otherwise, it didnt happen.

    (I can totally see the blank stares of your audience, thinking and wondering what the hell you are doing) :lol:
    **crickets**


    and i have never made a twat of myself - that I can remember. thats the key right there....not remembering. it didnt happen if you dont remember, and/or there is no video footage or photos of the act.


    You too. I don't think you are a female.

    Guess again.

    And i was making a joke in your defense.
    Guess you didnt get it :roll:
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  • pandorapandora Posts: 21,855
    pinkbutterfly wrote:
    pandora wrote:
    you are right some are brutal some are kind and wonderful

    just like out there

    stay for the love of the music
    \

    Could you explain "just like out there"? That doesn't sound right. I don't know what you mean.
    yes sorry I meant out in the world ...
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