Making a twat of yourself...

Byrnzie
Byrnzie Posts: 21,037
edited January 2012 in Other Music
I just sang The Pogues 'Dirty Old Town' in front of approx 200 Chinese people.

And I had no music to back me up. I even dedicated the song to this dirty old city I live in.

I think they thought It was rubbish...only about two people applauded at the end of it...but what the fuck do they know? :lol:


Anyone else ripped it a new one in front of of a big crowd before?
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  • pinkbutterfly
    pinkbutterfly Posts: 1,391
    I think you could have starred out one of the letters in the thread title. I'm sure I'm not the only woman here that finds that word offensive. :roll:
    My last message to you ~

    You're right. You are a monster! You are sick! Get help!

    At least, I am not a fuck-up! A lying fuck-up!
  • your move now
    your move now Posts: 1,165
    twat? really? it is so easy to offend people
    I don't mean to offend anyone, a lot of what I say should be taken with a grain of salt... that said for most of you I'm a stranger on a computer on the other side of the world, don't give me that sort of power!
  • pinkbutterfly
    pinkbutterfly Posts: 1,391
    Odd you don't find that offensive.
    My last message to you ~

    You're right. You are a monster! You are sick! Get help!

    At least, I am not a fuck-up! A lying fuck-up!
  • your move now
    your move now Posts: 1,165
    it's just a word... I can't really think of any single word that offends me
    I don't mean to offend anyone, a lot of what I say should be taken with a grain of salt... that said for most of you I'm a stranger on a computer on the other side of the world, don't give me that sort of power!
  • Byrnzie
    Byrnzie Posts: 21,037
    Hmm, this thread has taken a strange turn.... :think:

    O.k, how about 'dick'?
  • pinkbutterfly
    pinkbutterfly Posts: 1,391
    You mean as in Dick Tracy ~ a police detective?
    My last message to you ~

    You're right. You are a monster! You are sick! Get help!

    At least, I am not a fuck-up! A lying fuck-up!
  • Byrnzie
    Byrnzie Posts: 21,037
    pinkbutterfly wrote:
    You mean as in Dick Tracy ~ a police detective?

    Yeah, I can invite him to the party, as long as he put's his badge away for a few hours.
  • Drowned Out
    Drowned Out Posts: 6,056
    And here I thought this was in response to the U2 and AC/DC threads.
    pinkbutterfly wrote:
    I think you could have starred out one of the letters in the thread title. I'm sure I'm not the only woman here that finds that word offensive. :roll:
    So 'tw*t' is less offensive than 'twat'?
    How do you pronounce 'tw*t' in your head when you read it?
  • your move now
    your move now Posts: 1,165
    twit maybe?
    I don't mean to offend anyone, a lot of what I say should be taken with a grain of salt... that said for most of you I'm a stranger on a computer on the other side of the world, don't give me that sort of power!
  • jamburger
    jamburger Posts: 1,775
    pinkbutterfly wrote:
    Odd you don't find that offensive.

    Do you know what pink butterfly is slang for?
  • Drowned Out
    Drowned Out Posts: 6,056
    your move now wrote:
    twit maybe?
    Then Thoughts_Arrive would be offended :P
  • Digital Twilight
    Digital Twilight Posts: 5,642
    Byrnzie wrote:
    I just sang The Pogues 'Dirty Old Town' in front of approx 200 Chinese people.

    And I had no music to back me up. I even dedicated the song to this dirty old city I live in.

    I think they thought It was rubbish...only about two people applauded at the end of it...but what the fuck do they know? :lol:


    Anyone else ripped it a new one in front of of a big crowd before?

    Why and where did you sing this?

    Sounds like a hoot :D
  • Drowned Out
    Drowned Out Posts: 6,056
    jamburger wrote:
    pinkbutterfly wrote:
    Odd you don't find that offensive.

    Do you know what pink butterfly is slang for?
    :lol:
    How did I miss that?
  • Drowned Out
    Drowned Out Posts: 6,056
    Digital Twilight wrote:
    Byrnzie wrote:
    I just sang The Pogues 'Dirty Old Town' in front of approx 200 Chinese people.

    And I had no music to back me up. I even dedicated the song to this dirty old city I live in.

    I think they thought It was rubbish...only about two people applauded at the end of it...but what the fuck do they know? :lol:


    Anyone else ripped it a new one in front of of a big crowd before?

    Why and where did you sing this?

    Sounds like a hoot :D
    No shit, I'm imagining a lot of blank stares :D Was it a karaoke bar and you decided to go a capella or what?
  • pinkbutterfly
    pinkbutterfly Posts: 1,391
    edited January 2012
    To the d-bags on this thread ~ Go F yourselves!
    Post edited by pinkbutterfly on
    My last message to you ~

    You're right. You are a monster! You are sick! Get help!

    At least, I am not a fuck-up! A lying fuck-up!
  • nuffingman
    nuffingman Posts: 3,014
    Drowned Out wrote:
    jamburger wrote:
    pinkbutterfly wrote:
    Odd you don't find that offensive.

    Do you know what pink butterfly is slang for?
    :lol:
    How did I miss that?
    How indeed? :lol::lol:
    I think the mods should change that user's name, I find it offensive.

    And Byrnzie, hats in the air, I can picture the scene. :D
  • pinkbutterfly
    pinkbutterfly Posts: 1,391
    pinkbutterfly wrote:
    To the d-bags on this thread ~ Go F yourselves!


    or suck dick, whichever you prefer.
    My last message to you ~

    You're right. You are a monster! You are sick! Get help!

    At least, I am not a fuck-up! A lying fuck-up!
  • jamburger
    jamburger Posts: 1,775
    pinkbutterfly wrote:
    pinkbutterfly wrote:
    To the d-bags on this thread ~ Go F yourselves!


    or suck dick, whichever you prefer.

    Such a potty mouth! :lol:
  • twisted thoughts
    twisted thoughts Posts: 4,377
    a pink butterfly is better than a blue waffle. FACT

    Ok. Now, back on topic.
    Are there any videos or photos of your song and dance Mr. Byrnzie? Otherwise, it didnt happen.

    (I can totally see the blank stares of your audience, thinking and wondering what the hell you are doing) :lol:
    **crickets**


    and i have never made a twat of myself - that I can remember. thats the key right there....not remembering. it didnt happen if you dont remember, and/or there is no video footage or photos of the act.
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  • pandora
    pandora Posts: 21,855
    twit less offensive and less effective ... all about the motives

    sorry pink
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