Making a twat of yourself...

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  • Kat must be on vacation.
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  • Mamasan23Mamasan23 Posts: 16,388
    I actually sang a sweet rendition of Dirty Old Town on New Year's Eve myself...but it was at a friend's house in front of close friends. I'm so sorry that I did that to them! :lol:
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  • jamburger wrote:
    Odd you don't find that offensive.

    Do you know what pink butterfly is slang for?

    No, why don't you tell us. Because I only know it as a beautiful creature, like me.

    Oh, and do you know where you could jam a burger.
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    You're right. You are a monster! You are sick! Get help!

    At least, I am not a fuck-up! A lying fuck-up!
  • JOEJOEJOEJOEJOEJOE Posts: 10,517
    Mamasan23 wrote:
    I actually sang a sweet rendition of Dirty Old Town on New Year's Eve myself...but it was at a friend's house in front of close friends. I'm so sorry that I did that to them! :lol:

    My karoke claim to fame is "Punk Rock Girl" at a company holiday party....a few people came up on stage and started dancing during the song....I was awarded $50 for my effort!
  • jamburgerjamburger Posts: 1,775
    jamburger wrote:
    Odd you don't find that offensive.

    Do you know what pink butterfly is slang for?

    No, why don't you tell us. Because I only know it as a beautiful creature, like me.

    Oh, and do you know where you could jam a burger.

    In a pink butterfly?

    You're reaching now. It took you about a dozen replies to come up with that gem?

    I questioned you because while you're offended by one slang... why are you not offended by the other, which mean the same exact thing? And if you didn't know, you should have used that time thinking up that quip to look it up.
  • jamburger wrote:
    I questioned you because while you're offended by one slang... why are you not offended by the other, which mean the same exact thing? And if you didn't know, you should have used that time thinking up that quip to look it up.

    You're an a-hole. You know a butterfly is an insect. Quit trying to push my buttons. Go eat another burger.
    My last message to you ~

    You're right. You are a monster! You are sick! Get help!

    At least, I am not a fuck-up! A lying fuck-up!
  • jamburgerjamburger Posts: 1,775
    jamburger wrote:
    I questioned you because while you're offended by one slang... why are you not offended by the other, which mean the same exact thing? And if you didn't know, you should have used that time thinking up that quip to look it up.

    You're an a-hole. You know a butterfly is an insect. Quit trying to push my buttons. Go eat another burger.

    Like you should have know the reference to twat wasn't about a vagina. The only button getting pushed is "submit".
  • Unbelievable. Who is gonna start a thread with a word like, let me see, NIGGER.

    Would that one slide through, too?
    My last message to you ~

    You're right. You are a monster! You are sick! Get help!

    At least, I am not a fuck-up! A lying fuck-up!
  • JOEJOEJOEJOEJOEJOE Posts: 10,517
    So, to sum-up the thread, the fella in China sang a song, and a few people clapped?
  • jamburgerjamburger Posts: 1,775
    Unbelievable. Who is gonna start a thread with a word like, let me see, NIGGER.

    Would that one slide through, too?

    I wouldn't expect User BlackieMcBlackerson to be the one offended by it.
  • pinkbutterflypinkbutterfly Posts: 1,391
    edited January 2012
    jamburger wrote:
    jamburger wrote:
    I questioned you because while you're offended by one slang... why are you not offended by the other, which mean the same exact thing? And if you didn't know, you should have used that time thinking up that quip to look it up.

    You're an a-hole. You know a butterfly is an insect. Quit trying to push my buttons. Go eat another burger.

    Like you should have know the reference to twat wasn't about a vagina. The only button getting pushed is "submit".

    The title of the thread is vulgar and Kat should not have allowed it.
    My last message to you ~

    You're right. You are a monster! You are sick! Get help!

    At least, I am not a fuck-up! A lying fuck-up!
  • Edrock78Edrock78 Posts: 167
    Unbelievable. Who is gonna start a thread with a word like, let me see, NIGGER.

    Would that one slide through, too?
    I think you should listen to your husband and maybe not renew your membership. I feel bad for that guy.
  • Unbelievable. Who is gonna start a thread with a word like, let me see, NIGGER.

    Would that one slide through, too?

    Wow. Just wow.

    Well if the rest of the world wasn't offended before, it is now.

    Good job :thumbup:

    *smh*

    And to quote Kat "Name calling is never OK"
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  • Edrock78 wrote:
    Unbelievable. Who is gonna start a thread with a word like, let me see, NIGGER.

    Would that one slide through, too?
    I think you should listen to your husband and maybe not renew your membership. I feel bad for that guy.

    I think you are an a-hole and FYI, my husband tells me all the time how lucky he is to have me. :)
    My last message to you ~

    You're right. You are a monster! You are sick! Get help!

    At least, I am not a fuck-up! A lying fuck-up!
  • mfc2006mfc2006 HTOWN Posts: 37,472
    Wow.
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  • Where are the moderators? This thread should have been closed at the get-go.
    My last message to you ~

    You're right. You are a monster! You are sick! Get help!

    At least, I am not a fuck-up! A lying fuck-up!

  • Too late for apologies. I have taken 10+ months of abuse on this forum. My husband is always asking me why I stay and that I should not renew my membership. I'm beginning to think he is right. Some of you people are brutal. Really takes the fun out of everything. Although, nothing will ever change my love for Eddie and the band.
    Holy shiza. No one meant to be hurtful, you are taking a few light-hearted ribs for taking offense to a word a person posted in reference to THEMSELF. You can't even justify your little freak out by saying that using slang for female anatomy in a derogatory way is misogynist when you follow it up with this:

    To the d-bags on this thread ~ Go F yourselves!


    or suck dick, whichever you prefer.

    :lol:
    wow
    I totally wasn't offended till you spelled 'dick' in it's entirety. you could have starred that out. Or said 'suck a BAG of d'....that would have been both funny and unoffensive. Lighten up, or get over yourself...

    My "little freak out" was merely telling the woman-hating OP to use some tact. It's the other posters who wouldn't let up with the constant badgering.
    My last message to you ~

    You're right. You are a monster! You are sick! Get help!

    At least, I am not a fuck-up! A lying fuck-up!
  • nuffingman wrote:
    jamburger wrote:

    Do you know what pink butterfly is slang for?
    :lol:
    How did I miss that?
    How indeed? :lol::lol:
    I think the mods should change that user's name, I find it offensive.

    And Byrnzie, hats in the air, I can picture the scene. :D

    You're an a-hole, too. Hey, didn't I wish you a happy birthday and congrats on becoming a grandpa?
    My last message to you ~

    You're right. You are a monster! You are sick! Get help!

    At least, I am not a fuck-up! A lying fuck-up!
  • Holy shiza. No one meant to be hurtful, you are taking a few light-hearted ribs for taking offense to a word a person posted in reference to THEMSELF. You can't even justify your little freak out by saying that using slang for female anatomy in a derogatory way is misogynist when you follow it up with this:

    To the d-bags on this thread ~ Go F yourselves!


    or suck dick, whichever you prefer.

    :lol:
    wow
    I totally wasn't offended till you spelled 'dick' in it's entirety. you could have starred that out. Or said 'suck a BAG of d'....that would have been both funny and unoffensive. Lighten up, or get over yourself...

    I thought I'd stoop to your level to get through to you idiots. BTW, suck and dick are words found in Websters.

    Are we finished here, cuz I could go all night. After 10+ months of bullshit, I can handle anything.
    My last message to you ~

    You're right. You are a monster! You are sick! Get help!

    At least, I am not a fuck-up! A lying fuck-up!
  • goldrushgoldrush everybody knows this is nowhere Posts: 7,549
    edited January 2012
    Where are the moderators? This thread should have been closed at the get-go.
    Wow. So far you've managed to:

    - accuse the OP of "woman-hating"

    - tell "the d-bags on this thread" to "Go F yourselves!" "or suck dick"

    - imply that something was 'wrong' with Suzi78

    - tell jamburger where he could "jam a burger" (hilarious :roll: )

    - call 3 separate people a-holes

    - and I won't go anywhere near the "N" post...

    and you're the one calling for the thread to be locked? :wtf:

    The only reason for this thread to be locked would be because of your insults. It's a funny thread, Byrnzie is mocking himself, he didn't aim the word at anyone else. You, on the other hand, are the one that has aimed insulting words directly at other people.
    Post edited by goldrush on
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  • Drowned OutDrowned Out Posts: 6,056

    My "little freak out" was merely telling the woman-hating OP to use some tact. It's the other posters who wouldn't let up with the constant badgering.

    Woman hating OP? That's quite the assumption.
    You lost any credibilty you had in complaining from a feminist standpoint when you 'stooped to our level'. Sorry.

    Constant badgering? You were quoted a few times and had a few joke made at your expense. Seriously, can't you laugh at yourself? None of this is worth getting as worked up as you obviously are.


    I thought I'd stoop to your level to get through to you idiots. BTW, suck and dick are words found in Websters.

    Are we finished here, cuz I could go all night. After 10+ months of bullshit, I can handle anything.

    From websters:

    twat
    noun \ˈtwät\
    usually vulgar: vulva


    dick
    1 chiefly British : fellow, chap
    2 usually vulgar : penis

    hmmm.....maybe Byrnzie IS a dick. He's a British fellow, afterall.

    You, ms. butterfly, are the only person in this thread calling people names.

    btw - I looked it up. There is no such thing as a pink butterfly. There may be some pink moths. I hope there are no female moths reading this.
  • What if I told you the OP was directing the comment at me. He will never admit to it. Perhaps that is why I got so offended.
    My last message to you ~

    You're right. You are a monster! You are sick! Get help!

    At least, I am not a fuck-up! A lying fuck-up!
  • goldrush wrote:
    Where are the moderators? This thread should have been closed at the get-go.
    Wow. So far you've managed to:

    - accuse the OP of "woman-hating"

    - tell "the d-bags on this thread" to "Go F yourselves!" "or suck a dick"

    - imply that something was 'wrong' with Suzi78

    - tell jamburger where he could "jam a burger" (hilarious :roll: )

    - call 3 separate people a-holes

    - and I won't go anywhere near the "N" post...

    and you're the one calling for the thread to be locked? :wtf:

    The only reason for this thread to be locked would be because of your insults. It's a funny thread, Byrnzie is mocking himself, he didn't aim the word at anyone else. You, on the other hand, are the one that has aimed insulting words directly at other people.

    Give me a break! And, I said suck dick not suck a dick, get that straight.
    My last message to you ~

    You're right. You are a monster! You are sick! Get help!

    At least, I am not a fuck-up! A lying fuck-up!
  • Does anyone know where Kat is?

    It's unlike her not to intervene, especially when she has chastised posters for calling women "chicks".
    My last message to you ~

    You're right. You are a monster! You are sick! Get help!

    At least, I am not a fuck-up! A lying fuck-up!
  • goldrushgoldrush everybody knows this is nowhere Posts: 7,549
    edited January 2012
    goldrush wrote:
    Where are the moderators? This thread should have been closed at the get-go.
    Wow. So far you've managed to:

    - accuse the OP of "woman-hating"

    - tell "the d-bags on this thread" to "Go F yourselves!" "or suck dick"

    - imply that something was 'wrong' with Suzi78

    - tell jamburger where he could "jam a burger" (hilarious :roll: )

    - call 3 separate people a-holes

    - and I won't go anywhere near the "N" post...

    and you're the one calling for the thread to be locked? :wtf:

    The only reason for this thread to be locked would be because of your insults. It's a funny thread, Byrnzie is mocking himself, he didn't aim the word at anyone else. You, on the other hand, are the one that has aimed insulting words directly at other people.

    Give me a break! And, I said suck dick not suck a dick, get that straight.
    Yeah, because that makes all the difference doesn't it? I apologise profusely for my error, I have corrected it now because the last thing I would want to do is offend you by misquoting you (where's the sarcasm smiley when you need it...) Although I'm pretty sure telling someone to F themselves or suck dick is just as offensive as telling them to F themselves and suck a dick
    Post edited by goldrush on
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  • dottlesdottles Posts: 9,145
    mfc2006 wrote:
    Wow.

    Indeed!
    Just for info, the word in the title which caused offence is used all the time here in the UK as a stronger version of twit. It's just like a pejorative fool, honestly, it's a 'swear' word but it's not really offensive like that over here. You'll hear it in pubs, houses, on the tele all the time. Hell, it's said in my office on a daily basis!
    It appears the context is different from the UK to the USA. Thus certainly myself being a British female I took no offence.

    Re the OP, lol I have been conned into singing Dirty Old Town whilst in Salford, can you imagine! singing a song about Salford in Salford, I was lucky as everyone was drunk and my friends were the band playing, so it was a dual effort.
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  • ByrnzieByrnzie Posts: 21,037

    Why and where did you sing this?

    Sounds like a hoot :D

    A work dinner. Because they told me to sing a song, or dance, or something. So I sang this, even though I can't sing.
  • ByrnzieByrnzie Posts: 21,037
    Are there any videos or photos of your song and dance Mr. Byrnzie? Otherwise, it didnt happen.

    Possibly. I'll have to make some inquiries.
  • ByrnzieByrnzie Posts: 21,037
    edited January 2012
    I have taken 10+ months of abuse on this forum.

    Nobody here abused you. Get over yourself.

    'Made/make/making a twat of myself' is a common expression in England.
    Post edited by Byrnzie on
  • ByrnzieByrnzie Posts: 21,037
    What if I told you the OP was directing the comment at me. He will never admit to it. Perhaps that is why I got so offended.

    What? :? Now you're gonna start making shit up to make your case?

    I've never had anything to do with you on this board before, ever.

    This thread was about me making a fool/dick/twat/nob [add your own adjective] of myself at a work party. It had absolutely zilch to do with you.


    *shakes head in disbelief*
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