Would you rather be kidnapped, shipped to Africa and forced into slave labor, harvesting cocoa beans for 3 years, OR work 8 hours a day, Monday - Saturday
in a bottle depot in your hometown for 4 years?
I'm staying stateside and working in the bottle depot.
Would you rather have someone slide a razor blade down the middle of your tongue or be hit in the head by a Nolan Ryan fastball without a helmet?
Would you rather have someone slide a razor blade down the middle of your tongue or be hit in the head by a Nolan Ryan fastball without a helmet?
I'll go with the razor. I wouldn't be surprised if Nolan can still dial it up to 85 mph if he wants to.
Would you rather eat a pound of yellow-ish toenail clippings from a hoarder with a foot fungus or be forced to hold an elderly man's soiled underpants in your mouth for 5 minutes?
I'll go with the wine bottle as it may contain residue of some hopefully
major potent home-made Maltese wine :crazy:
Would you rather be forced to wear a tutu & dance the Swan Lake ballet, start to finish with Mikhail Gorbechev your partner or kiss Don Cherry on the lips, with tongue, for 60 seconds?
I'll go with dry food. I know there are people whose job it is to taste canned dog food, but I can't imagine the "gravy" they use in that stuff sits in a human's stomach very well.
Would you rather play a full-length game of ice hockey with bare feet while everyone else has skates or run a marathon with bare feet along an old, crumbling road littered with sharp rocks?
Would you rather be be on a submarine during an epic sea battle or a hurricane hunter (plane that flies into the middle of the storm) during a cat 5 hurricane?
Would you rather be be on a submarine during an epic sea battle or a hurricane hunter (plane that flies into the middle of the storm) during a cat 5 hurricane?
The plane.
Would you rather be someone who pulls the switch on an electric chair or the person that presses the button to administer a lethal injection?
Its a little disturbing seeing the bed next door :oops: & I couldn't sleep if at the beach so I'll go with the dark room & rain.
Who would you rather dump onto a deserted island, never to be seen again?
-all the annoying pop-princesses on the radio today or
-Kardashians & Jersey Shore people
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I'm staying stateside and working in the bottle depot.
Would you rather have someone slide a razor blade down the middle of your tongue or be hit in the head by a Nolan Ryan fastball without a helmet?
I'll go with the razor. I wouldn't be surprised if Nolan can still dial it up to 85 mph if he wants to.
Would you rather eat a pound of yellow-ish toenail clippings from a hoarder with a foot fungus or be forced to hold an elderly man's soiled underpants in your mouth for 5 minutes?
Would you rather eat a wine bottle or two aluminum cans?
major potent home-made Maltese wine :crazy:
Would you rather be forced to wear a tutu & dance the Swan Lake ballet, start to finish with Mikhail Gorbechev your partner or kiss Don Cherry on the lips, with tongue, for 60 seconds?
Wuuld you rather either eat dry or wet dog food?
I'll go with dry food. I know there are people whose job it is to taste canned dog food, but I can't imagine the "gravy" they use in that stuff sits in a human's stomach very well.
Would you rather play a full-length game of ice hockey with bare feet while everyone else has skates or run a marathon with bare feet along an old, crumbling road littered with sharp rocks?
would you rather have a 2 hour, one-way commute to a job you like, or a 10 minute commute to a job you dislike.
Would you rather be be on a submarine during an epic sea battle or a hurricane hunter (plane that flies into the middle of the storm) during a cat 5 hurricane?
The plane.
Would you rather be someone who pulls the switch on an electric chair or the person that presses the button to administer a lethal injection?
Would you rather have your toilet seat taken away, or your bed sheets/blanket?
Another habit says its long overdue
Another habit like an unwanted friend
I'm so happy with my righteous self
On the cover of Rolling Stone
OR
On the cover of the next Pearl Jam album?
Would you rather lick 1000 envelopes or 2000 postage stamps?
Stamps
Travel back in time to before humans existed
OR
Travel forward in time to when humans are extinct?
Would you rather drink hot chocolate or coffee?
would you rather live the "lifestyle" or be a swinger
Would you rather spend the rest of your life wearing great big, heavy combat boots everywhere you go, or a pair of tinted prescription eyeglasses?
Another habit says its long overdue
Another habit like an unwanted friend
I'm so happy with my righteous self
I saw that.
Watch only movies for the rest of your life
or
TV shows?
Travel forward...I'd like to know just when we as a world f*cked ourselves...
sleep the day away on a beach bed or in a cool, dark room with a huge comfy bed with rain falling outside?
Who would you rather dump onto a deserted island, never to be seen again?
-all the annoying pop-princesses on the radio today or
-Kardashians & Jersey Shore people
Would you rather have chronic diarrhea or be fed intravenously for 6 months?
Another habit says its long overdue
Another habit like an unwanted friend
I'm so happy with my righteous self
Would you rather be stuck on a roller coaster or in an elevator for 4 hours?
Would you rather be deathly afraid of spiders or enclosed spaces?
Would you rather have someone attempt to shoot an apple of of your head with a bow and arrow or play one round of russian roulette?
Would you rather have to talk in questions for the rest of you life or shout everything you say?
Have every Pearl Jam studio track, and nothing live
OR
Have a shitty C- grade audience recording of EVERY show they've ever done?
Would you rather be stuck in traffic for three hours or stuck in the grocery check out line for thirty minutes when you have to pee?
Would you rather have a cold room with lots of warm blankets or a warm room and no blankets
Be famous while living and forgotten when dead
OR
Unknown in life and remembered forever after death?
Would you rather "zoom a zoom zoom in a boom boom" or shake your rump?