I guess I'd rather be a spider. No hooks through my body before being dunked in water and fed to a fish that way.
Would you rather have loud, smelly, obvious-it's-you gas in a business meeting in which everyone else is your superior or everyone else is your subordinate?
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Would you rather be a crackhead or criminally insane?
Would you rather be Jedi or a Sith
Darth Vader or Terminator
Would you rather be disfigured or dismembered.
Would you rather be direct or underhanded
Would you rather wrestle a tiger or a lion?
Would you rather live alone or with someone
Sarcastic and everyone takes you seriously
Or
Serious and everyone thinks you're being sarcastic?
Ride a motorbike or drive a car
Would you rather go over Niagara Falls in a barrell or get shot out of a cannon?
Would you rather be sick on a rollercoaster or pee doing a bungee jump
Discover primitive life elsewhere in the universe
OR
Discover another intelligent species on Earth?
Primitive life elsewhere
work to the point of exhaustion or procrastinate until the working day is done
Would you rather fall from a third story window or get hit by a cra traveling thirty miles per hour?
You have some death wish going on today DS?
Get hit by a car
Would you rather save a life or have your life need saved
Would you rather run out of oxygen in a spaceship or a submarine?
Rather punch a hole in the wall or throw something worth alot of money?
Watch a video of your death on repeat for a day
or
Watch a video of your conception on repeat for a day?
Would you rather eat a pound of black pepper or a jar of vaseline?
pepper, it's more flavourful
Write the best novel ever written and nobody reads it
OR
Write one of the worst things ever put to paper and have it be a bestseller for two years straight?
Would you rather have to watch 10 hours of movies starring yourself and spouse/significant other with your mother or mother-in-law?
Cold showers and hot meals, or hot showers and cold meals - for the rest of your life.
Another habit says its long overdue
Another habit like an unwanted friend
I'm so happy with my righteous self
Would you rather have your car towed on a Saturday night and unavailable for pickup until Moday or have no electricity for two days?
Hot showers and cold meals
Would you rather know in advance the world is coming to an end (think of the movie Last Night) or have the world end within 5 minutes?
Would you rather a spider or worm? Sorry ran out of things to say :?
Would you rather have loud, smelly, obvious-it's-you gas in a business meeting in which everyone else is your superior or everyone else is your subordinate?
Would you rather talk out of your ass or talk out of both sides of your mouth?
Rather ride on a camel thru the desert or an elephant thru the African savanna?
Bit by a dog or cat?
Bitten by a monkey or Chuckie the doll?