What year are you referring to for Boston 2? When I went to my first PJ show in 2004 (Boston 2 '04), I sat immediately next to a guy who puked on the floor before PJ ever came on.
IS THIS THE SAME STORY??????
OK, I have settled some legal issues with my attorneys and have received permission to post this picture. Seems there are some places in the world where posting this type of thing will get you arrested. I don't need Chris Jansen showing up in my kitchen offering me some cookies and asking me why i am chasing around a cat with cool-whip while naked.
Here is the link to the photo:http://i83.photobucket.com/albums/j289/unh1995/45d69678.jpg
This is without a doubt the funniest thread on this board - made me laugh out load - should be made a sticky (pardon the pun)
He hurled at the start of MMJ set. I mean, this puke stench slapped us in the impact zone like spears. Eyes watered. Dry Heaves were heard. People turned around looking for the culprit, and there he was.
Sitting slumped on two chairs, sheepishly taking credit for this horrible assault on our olfactory systems. Was this fool drunk? High? Someone, most likely a social service type, was heard whispering to her boyfriend, "oh maybe he has a stomach bug"
Lady, this was no bug. This was raw sewage. A puke stew with acid so caustic that the steel chairs have been weakened beyond repair.
Just went to the gym. Several times during my workout I had remnants of the odor filtering into my brain. I may need to seek some sort of PTSD counseling.
Here are some things to keep in mind:
MMJ is playing song number 2 at the time of the first whiff.
I leaped from my seat and took the pic. I am a nice person, but I was overcome with the need to document this stuff.
Observer the puker's hands. Something just ain't right.
Fascinating to me was the couple that sat there in the spatter-field. They never moved.
The puker stayed by his puke for 35 minutes. Then tipped the cleaner. As classy as a concert concrete puker can be. This puker was raised right.
The pukers actual seats were 4 seats to his right. So he was vomiting in other peoples seats. Thanks, thanks a lot.
I'm seeing some form of potatoes. Fries? Wedges? Tater tots?
Did he have a yoohoo?
After the clean-up, there was a white powder left on the floor. It looked like someone dropped a box of powdered donuts in a bowl of beef stew. Evidently, this is considered clean and sanitary by fleet center officials.
This whole thing made me realize that Americans are not ready to deal with the dreaded Bird Flu. This pile o' bile sat uncleaned for 35 minutes.http://i83.photobucket.com/albums/j289/unh1995/45d69678.jpg
the wolf wrote:
this thread made me laugh so freaking hard. it was also good to see me post with my old screen name.