LADIES, KEEP YOUR VOICES DOWN.

The Juggler
The Juggler Posts: 49,598
edited November 2013 in All Encompassing Trip
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why is it that all morning talk show studio audiences, filled mostly with members of the female gender, feel the need to scream and shrill at the top of their lungs over the most mundane things...at such an early hour in the morning?

my wife gets up before me and always leaves the tv in the living room tuned to good morning america. depending what time i wake up, i'm subjected to women screaming for the weather report on gma, shrilling for some jerk off celebrity on live with kelly ripa, or going gaga over some mediocre meal that rachael ray is preparing...don't get me started on what happens on the view.

i don't get it. i know they're told to cheer at certain times. but do they have competitions to see who can scream the loudest and make a bigger jack ass out of themselves?

what is it about these shows that drives women so crazy?

inquiring juggling minds want to know.
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  • Johnny Aggro
    Johnny Aggro Posts: 543
    how do you kill a circus?


    Get it in the juggler


    Thank you. Thank you. I'm here all week!!
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  • The Juggler
    The Juggler Posts: 49,598
    Johnny Aggro wrote:
    how do you kill a circus?


    Get it in the juggler


    Thank you. Thank you. I'm here all week!!

    i don't appreciate what you are suggesting, sir.
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  • Johnny Aggro
    Johnny Aggro Posts: 543
    The Juggler wrote:
    Johnny Aggro wrote:
    how do you kill a circus?


    Get it in the juggler


    Thank you. Thank you. I'm here all week!!

    i don't appreciate what you are suggesting, sir.


    LMAO!!! Google Comedian Peter Kay for more like it!
    RDS Dublin - Aug 26 1995 (Neil Young with Pearl Jam)
    Millstreet Arena - Oct 24, 1996
    The Point - Oct 26, 1996
    The Point - Jun 01, 2000
    The Point - Aug 23, 2006
    Wembley Arena - Jun 18, 2007
    Manchester Evening News Arena - Aug 17, 2009
    The O2 - Jun 22, 2010
    Odyssey Arena - Jun 23, 2010
    Manchester Evening News Arena - Jun 20 2012
    Amsterdam Ziggo Dome - Jun 26 2012
    Amsterdam Ziggo Dome - Jun 16 2014
  • DS1119
    DS1119 Posts: 33,497
    I like Kelly Ripa.
  • Johnny Abruzzo
    Johnny Abruzzo Philly Posts: 12,441
    Change the channel. :roll: ;)
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  • The Juggler
    The Juggler Posts: 49,598
    Johnny Aggro wrote:
    The Juggler wrote:
    Johnny Aggro wrote:
    how do you kill a circus?


    Get it in the juggler


    Thank you. Thank you. I'm here all week!!

    i don't appreciate what you are suggesting, sir.


    LMAO!!! Google Comedian Peter Kay for more like it!


    no. tell comedian peter kay to google me.
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  • Johnny Aggro
    Johnny Aggro Posts: 543
    The Juggler wrote:
    i don't appreciate what you are suggesting, sir.


    LMAO!!! Google Comedian Peter Kay for more like it![/quote]


    no. tell comedian peter kay to google me.[/quote]

    As the monkey from the simpsons on rollerskates who came back from space super-intelligent said..

    "Erm, no. I don't think we'll be telling him that."


    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UFSiuEM-toA
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    Millstreet Arena - Oct 24, 1996
    The Point - Oct 26, 1996
    The Point - Jun 01, 2000
    The Point - Aug 23, 2006
    Wembley Arena - Jun 18, 2007
    Manchester Evening News Arena - Aug 17, 2009
    The O2 - Jun 22, 2010
    Odyssey Arena - Jun 23, 2010
    Manchester Evening News Arena - Jun 20 2012
    Amsterdam Ziggo Dome - Jun 26 2012
    Amsterdam Ziggo Dome - Jun 16 2014
  • The Juggler
    The Juggler Posts: 49,598
    shut it, ladies...
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  • chiquimonkey
    chiquimonkey Posts: 9,337
    The Juggler wrote:
    shut it, ladies...
    shhhhh
  • mickeyrat
    mickeyrat Posts: 44,822
    pay him no mind, hes on his manperiod.
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  • RKCNDY
    RKCNDY Posts: 31,013
    chiquimonkey wrote:
    The Juggler wrote:
    shut it, ladies...
    shhhhh

    it
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  • RYEzupSF
    RYEzupSF Posts: 6,003
    DS1119 wrote:
    I like Kelly Ripa.

    pippa? :lol::lol:

    To answer your question, Sir Juggler... I have NO idea. But I agree with you. I am also the girl who has a Star Jones dart board. Don't get me started on that one.
    mickeyrat wrote:
    pay him no mind, hes on his manperiod.

    Manstrating? Manses?
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  • mickeyrat
    mickeyrat Posts: 44,822
    RYEzupSF wrote:
    DS1119 wrote:
    I like Kelly Ripa.

    pippa? :lol::lol:

    To answer your question, Sir Juggler... I have NO idea. But I agree with you. I am also the girl who has a Star Jones dart board. Don't get me started on that one.
    mickeyrat wrote:
    pay him no mind, hes on his manperiod.

    Manstrating? Manses?
    yep, with no benefit of relief like Midol.
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    Not today Sir, Probably not tomorrow.............................................. bayfront arena st. pete '94
    you're finally here and I'm a mess................................................... nationwide arena columbus '10
    memories like fingerprints are slowly raising.................................... first niagara center buffalo '13
    another man ..... moved by sleight of hand...................................... joe louis arena detroit '14
  • RYEzupSF
    RYEzupSF Posts: 6,003
    mickeyrat wrote:
    yep, with no benefit of relief like Midol.

    that stuff is nothing but speed. I suggest a heating pad and some red wine.
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  • mickeyrat
    mickeyrat Posts: 44,822
    RYEzupSF wrote:
    mickeyrat wrote:
    yep, with no benefit of relief like Midol.

    that stuff is nothing but speed. I suggest a heating pad and some red wine.
    well, his face IS red and it sounds like whining to me. Oh hes a full of hot air too. :mrgreen:
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    you're finally here and I'm a mess................................................... nationwide arena columbus '10
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    another man ..... moved by sleight of hand...................................... joe louis arena detroit '14
  • OffSheGoes35
    OffSheGoes35 Posts: 3,517
    edited November 2012
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  • norm
    norm Posts: 31,146
    you'd be screaming too if you're face was 90% botox and you swallow diet pills like they're chicklets
  • chadwick
    chadwick up my ass Posts: 21,157
    norm wrote:
    you'd be screaming too if you're face was 90% botox and you swallow diet pills like they're chicklets
    :lol:
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  • chadwick
    chadwick up my ass Posts: 21,157
    dear the jeagler,

    i liked your name before this one.
    the end.

    here is your oprah free stuff video as requested
    thank you and have a good evening.
    enjoy.
    http://youtu.be/-vXqEJSI0_c

    your pal,
    chad w.
    for poetry through the ceiling. ISBN: 1 4241 8840 7

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    I am tired; my heart is
    sick and sad. From where
    the sun stands I will fight
    no more forever."
    Chief Joseph - Nez Perce
  • chiquimonkey
    chiquimonkey Posts: 9,337
    norm wrote:
    you'd be screaming too if you're face was 90% botox and you swallow diet pills like they're chicklets
    :lol:

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