sounds like one million moms need to get a fucking life
But do we have consensus that the mashed strawberries in strawberry jam resemble blood clots, and as such, may offend hemophiliacs or those with clotting factor or other hemorrhagic abnormalities?
sounds like one million moms need to get a fucking life
But do we have consensus that the mashed strawberries in strawberry jam resemble blood clots, and as such, may offend hemophiliacs or those with clotting factor or other hemorrhagic abnormalities?
Yes, we have reached consensus. We shall never make anything that offends anyone.
But do we have consensus that the mashed strawberries in strawberry jam resemble blood clots, and as such, may offend hemophiliacs or those with clotting factor or other hemorrhagic abnormalities?
Yes, we have reached consensus. We shall never make anything that offends anyone.
I'm offended by how quickly consensus was reached.
And, by the way, I'm offended that vanilla ice cream comes in a vanilla bean variety. I am offended by the presence of beans in dessert products.
But do we have consensus that the mashed strawberries in strawberry jam resemble blood clots, and as such, may offend hemophiliacs or those with clotting factor or other hemorrhagic abnormalities?
Yes, we have reached consensus. We shall never make anything that offends anyone.
I'm offended by how quickly consensus was reached.
And, by the way, I'm offended that vanilla ice cream comes in a vanilla bean variety. I am offended by the presence of beans in dessert products.
I am offended you haven't suggest that they make an ice cream that is an alcohol-infused whipped cream flavour.
What if we named the store Ben & Jerry's I Scream store?? :P
Next erotic flavor:
Franks and Beans
It'll be the ever-so offensive Vanilla bean ice cream with chunks of frankenberry cereal and chocolate & marshmallow sauce. *drooly face*
In fact. Fuck them. Ima patent that one myself. Sounds pretty fuckin good.
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sounds like one million moms need to get a fucking life
But do we have consensus that the mashed strawberries in strawberry jam resemble blood clots, and as such, may offend hemophiliacs or those with clotting factor or other hemorrhagic abnormalities?
What if we named the store Ben & Jerry's I Scream store?? :P
Next erotic flavor:
Franks and Beans
It'll be the ever-so offensive Vanilla bean ice cream with chunks of frankenberry cereal and chocolate & marshmallow sauce. *drooly face*
In fact. Fuck them. Ima patent that one myself. Sounds pretty fuckin good.
I think we are onto something here...
BJ's I Scream store...trade mark flavour: Franks n' Beans...OH MY! :P
The original thought Vienna sausages and jelly beans, but that just sounds repulsive....gotta consider the market, ya know?
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We worry about the stupidest shit in this country. Sad, really. With all the real issues going on in today's world, this is how we waste our time. Silly.
We are the facilitators of our own creative evolution.--Bill Hicks
We worry about the stupidest shit in this country. Sad, really. With all the real issues going on in today's world, this is how we waste our time. Silly.
Well, to each their own I suppose. It's not like we around here are focused solely on the issues of the world, we talk about setlists, merchandise, and the F5 key.
"See a broad to get dat booty yak 'em, leg 'er down, a smack 'em yak 'em!"
We worry about the stupidest shit in this country. Sad, really. With all the real issues going on in today's world, this is how we waste our time. Silly.
I mean there are homeless people on the street, children going hungry, gangs, drugs and other things we are all aware of but god fucking forbid if an ice cream has a play on words that is raunchy humor. Oh god no this just won't stand. Billy hasn't eaten in weeks but hold on, this ice cream has to be stopped first!!
Couldn't agree with you more brother.
I'm not thrilled with the name, but the ice cream sounds pretty frigging good.
and I've seen that skit a million times, I can't believe the OP never saw it before.
I only watch when Justin Timberlake is on
:eh: :shh:
My drinking team has a hockey problem
The ONLY thing better than a glass of beer is tea with Miss McGill
A protuberance of flesh above the waistband of a tight pair of trousers
We worry about the stupidest shit in this country. Sad, really. With all the real issues going on in today's world, this is how we waste our time. Silly.
Well, to each their own I suppose. It's not like we around here are focused solely on the issues of the world, we talk about setlists, merchandise, and the F5 key.
Agreed. I'm ashamed at myself for being indignant about something as silly as this. At no point in my rambling, incoherent response were I even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this forum is now dumber for having read it. I will now place myself in internet timeout, and may God have mercy on my soul.
We are the facilitators of our own creative evolution.--Bill Hicks
We worry about the stupidest shit in this country. Sad, really. With all the real issues going on in today's world, this is how we waste our time. Silly.
Well, to each their own I suppose. It's not like we around here are focused solely on the issues of the world, we talk about setlists, merchandise, and the F5 key.
Agreed. I'm ashamed at myself for being indignant about something as silly as this. At no point in my rambling, incoherent response were I even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this forum is now dumber for having read it. I will now place myself in internet timeout, and may God have mercy on my soul.
I JUST saw that like 2 minutes ago in this video I was watching of the 100 Greatest Movie Insults Of All Time
Well, to each their own I suppose. It's not like we around here are focused solely on the issues of the world, we talk about setlists, merchandise, and the F5 key.
Agreed. I'm ashamed at myself for being indignant about something as silly as this. At no point in my rambling, incoherent response were I even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this forum is now dumber for having read it. I will now place myself in internet timeout, and may God have mercy on my soul.
I JUST saw that like 2 minutes ago in this video I was watching of the 100 Greatest Movie Insults Of All Time
I was at the supermarket today and this stuff was at the top of my list (I needed to get my mouth around those balls) but they didn't have any. I don't know if it's not in stores yet, wasn't in this store yet, or if some group managed to keep it off shelves here in Texas. Who knows, they may be keeping it behind the counter with the cigarettes
"See a broad to get dat booty yak 'em, leg 'er down, a smack 'em yak 'em!"
And shortly thereafter, I had Schweddy Balls in my mouth. But I decided the picture of that was a little too provocative for this "all ages forum", and seeing as I just renewed my membership...we'll, im not up for a banning yet
But im sure you can all imagine Schweddy Balls in my mouth. mmm. They're so schweddy
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And shortly thereafter, I had Schweddy Balls in my mouth. But I decided the picture of that was a little too provocative for this "all ages forum", and seeing as I just renewed my membership...we'll, im not up for a banning yet
But im sure you can all imagine Schweddy Balls in my mouth. mmm. They're so schweddy
Twisty, when I visit, will you share your said Schweddy Balls ice cream with me? If you have Fallon recorded, we can sing Balls in Your Mouth as we are consuming said product...
I cannot seem to find Schweddy Balls at the stores near me...
...and why hasn't any Parents Rights group freaked out about Half Baked? Oh that's right, they think that's just making fun of their brownie cooking abilities...
The joy of life comes from our encounters with new experiences, and hence there is no greater joy than to have an endlessly changing horizon, for each day to have a new and different sun.
And shortly thereafter, I had Schweddy Balls in my mouth. But I decided the picture of that was a little too provocative for this "all ages forum", and seeing as I just renewed my membership...we'll, im not up for a banning yet
But im sure you can all imagine Schweddy Balls in my mouth. mmm. They're so schweddy
Twisty, when I visit, will you share your said Schweddy Balls ice cream with me? If you have Fallon recorded, we can sing Balls in Your Mouth as we are consuming said product...
I cannot seem to find Schweddy Balls at the stores near me...
...and why hasn't any Parents Rights group freaked out about Half Baked? Oh that's right, they think that's just making fun of their brownie cooking abilities...
Girl...I would love it if you'd put my Schweddy Balls in your mouth. :P
But you'll have to visit before Christmas, cuz the Schweddy Balls are only available for a limited time. U can have all the rum balls (or money balls as I like to call them) cuz I put one of them in my mouth and had the instant money shot face. :(
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there are so many things I want to say about Schweddy Balls....I could have lots of fun!
but I don't need a time-out...
The joy of life comes from our encounters with new experiences, and hence there is no greater joy than to have an endlessly changing horizon, for each day to have a new and different sun.
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there are so many things I want to say about Schweddy Balls....I could have lots of fun!
but I don't need a time-out...
yes, and good thing they haven't made a flavor called "double decker" or "upper decker" or anything involving tea or bags. Apparently those are hot topics too....
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But do we have consensus that the mashed strawberries in strawberry jam resemble blood clots, and as such, may offend hemophiliacs or those with clotting factor or other hemorrhagic abnormalities?
Yes, we have reached consensus. We shall never make anything that offends anyone.
I'm offended by how quickly consensus was reached.
And, by the way, I'm offended that vanilla ice cream comes in a vanilla bean variety. I am offended by the presence of beans in dessert products.
I am offended you haven't suggest that they make an ice cream that is an alcohol-infused whipped cream flavour.
Next erotic flavor:
Franks and Beans
It'll be the ever-so offensive Vanilla bean ice cream with chunks of frankenberry cereal and chocolate & marshmallow sauce. *drooly face*
In fact. Fuck them. Ima patent that one myself. Sounds pretty fuckin good.
it offends me as a blood donor
I think we are onto something here...
BJ's I Scream store...trade mark flavour: Franks n' Beans...OH MY! :P
That's Franks and (vanilla) beans?
ONLY KIDDING
The original thought Vienna sausages and jelly beans, but that just sounds repulsive....gotta consider the market, ya know?
Well, to each their own I suppose. It's not like we around here are focused solely on the issues of the world, we talk about setlists, merchandise, and the F5 key.
That fucking F5 key!
I only watch when Justin Timberlake is on
:eh: :shh:
The ONLY thing better than a glass of beer is tea with Miss McGill
A protuberance of flesh above the waistband of a tight pair of trousers
Agreed. I'm ashamed at myself for being indignant about something as silly as this. At no point in my rambling, incoherent response were I even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this forum is now dumber for having read it. I will now place myself in internet timeout, and may God have mercy on my soul.
I JUST saw that like 2 minutes ago in this video I was watching of the 100 Greatest Movie Insults Of All Time
http://www.pajiba.com/guides/the-100-greatest-movie-insults-of-all-time-the-video.php
No need for an internet timeout, just remove the F5 key from your keyboard and everybody around here will be more than happy to forgive you.
Pretty cool video. Thanks for sharing.
That was hilarious!!!
I have Schweddy Balls in my hand
Schweddy Balls by rachellee420, on Flickr
And shortly thereafter, I had Schweddy Balls in my mouth. But I decided the picture of that was a little too provocative for this "all ages forum", and seeing as I just renewed my membership...we'll, im not up for a banning yet
But im sure you can all imagine Schweddy Balls in my mouth. mmm. They're so schweddy
Twisty, when I visit, will you share your said Schweddy Balls ice cream with me? If you have Fallon recorded, we can sing Balls in Your Mouth as we are consuming said product...
I cannot seem to find Schweddy Balls at the stores near me...
...and why hasn't any Parents Rights group freaked out about Half Baked? Oh that's right, they think that's just making fun of their brownie cooking abilities...
- Christopher McCandless
Girl...I would love it if you'd put my Schweddy Balls in your mouth. :P
But you'll have to visit before Christmas, cuz the Schweddy Balls are only available for a limited time. U can have all the rum balls (or money balls as I like to call them) cuz I put one of them in my mouth and had the instant money shot face.
but I don't need a time-out...
- Christopher McCandless
yes, and good thing they haven't made a flavor called "double decker" or "upper decker" or anything involving tea or bags. Apparently those are hot topics too....