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edited November 2011 in All Encompassing Trip
New Ben & Jerry’s flavor sparks boycott



OneMillionMoms, an organization affiliated with the American Family Association, announced a boycott of Ben & Jerry’s Ice Cream over a new flavor called “Schweddy Balls.” The group said Friday on its website: “The vulgar new flavor has turned something as innocent as ice cream into something repulsive. Not exactly what you want a child asking for at the supermarket.”

The idea for the ice cream flavor’s name came from a 1998 Saturday Night Live comedy segment featuring Alec Baldwin, Molly Shannon, and Ana Gasteyer. In the sketch Baldwin plays Pete Schweddy, a baker who brings his best-selling holiday treat to share with two public radio hosts. “No one can resist my Schweddy balls,” Baldwin famously said in character.

The new Ben & Jerry’s flavor consists of vanilla ice cream with a hint of rum flavor, mixed with fudge-covered rum and milk chocolate malt balls.

The AFA-affiliated boycott group objects to the Vermont ice cream company’s use of the “Schweddy balls” name and its sexually suggestive pun. “It seems that offending customers has become an annual tradition for Ben & Jerry’s,” the organization added on its website.

Ben & Jerry’s has a history of embracing political activism, including an ice cream flavor — ‘Hubby Hubby’ — that serves as an endorsement of same-sex marriage.

“The name is irreverent,” said Ben & Jerry’s spokesman Sean Greenwood of his company’s “Schweddy” flavor. “But we’ve always been about having some irreverence and having some fun … We’re not trying to offend people. Our fans get the humor.”
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    Thats phuckin funny

    :lol:
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    I can kind of understand this. I mean, the Schweddy Balls sketch was hilarious, but it was late night television. To take that and put it on ice cream in supermarkets (an area I always see little kiddies running to) might be a bit inappropriate. It's adult humor, put on a product little kids will see and want to have.

    They do have a point about "Not exactly what you want a child asking for at the supermarket”. If I had a son or daughter I wouldn't want them asking me for some Schweddy Balls. But I don't have kids, and I really have no opinion on whether they should get rid of it or not. Even though I think these parent groups can be annoying and meddlesome, I do kind of see where they're coming from with this one.

    But having said that, it sounds like good ice cream. It's "vanilla ice cream with a hint of rum flavor, mixed with fudge-covered rum and milk chocolate malt balls". I can't wait to get my mouth around those balls.
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    I can kind of understand this. I mean, the Schweddy Balls sketch was hilarious, but it was late night television. To take that and put it on ice cream in supermarkets (an area I always see little kiddies running to) might be a bit inappropriate. It's adult humor, put on a product little kids will see and want to have.

    They do have a point about "Not exactly what you want a child asking for at the supermarket”. If I had a son or daughter I wouldn't want them asking me for some Schweddy Balls. But I don't have kids, and I really have no opinion on whether they should get rid of it or not. Even though I think these parent groups can be annoying and meddlesome, I do kind of see where they're coming from with this one.

    But having said that, it sounds like good ice cream. It's "vanilla ice cream with a hint of rum flavor, mixed with fudge-covered rum and milk chocolate malt balls". I can't wait to get my mouth around those balls.

    I never saw the skit until I read this article :lol:

    "Shweddy balls aisle 5"
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    STAYSEASTAYSEA Posts: 3,814
    I must buy some! I love balls!
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    STAYSEA wrote:
    I must buy some! I love balls!

    Salty or Schweddy ?
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    I never saw the skit until I read this article :lol:

    "Shweddy balls aisle 5"

    You've never seen that? It's classic. Pretty old sketch though, sometime from the late 90's. Either '98 or '99.
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    I never saw the skit until I read this article :lol:

    "Shweddy balls aisle 5"

    You've never seen that? It's classic. Pretty old sketch though, sometime from the late 90's. Either '98 or '99.


    Nope..not that one

    I have seen the sketch before with the 2 women doing their show though

    :geek:
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    I can kind of understand this. I mean, the Schweddy Balls sketch was hilarious, but it was late night television. To take that and put it on ice cream in supermarkets (an area I always see little kiddies running to) might be a bit inappropriate. It's adult humor, put on a product little kids will see and want to have.

    They do have a point about "Not exactly what you want a child asking for at the supermarket”. If I had a son or daughter I wouldn't want them asking me for some Schweddy Balls. But I don't have kids, and I really have no opinion on whether they should get rid of it or not. Even though I think these parent groups can be annoying and meddlesome, I do kind of see where they're coming from with this one.

    But having said that, it sounds like good ice cream. It's "vanilla ice cream with a hint of rum flavor, mixed with fudge-covered rum and milk chocolate malt balls". I can't wait to get my mouth around those balls.
    Oh come on.. There's going to be two types of kids affected by this. Either kids won't know what it means, or kids will know what it means and giggle and makes jokes. Nobody will get hurt. I don't know why we make a big deal out of this crap in this country.


    Honestly, the name is kind of gross, and while the skit was funny, it probably has no place on an ice cream name, but if it humors some, who gives a crap. No kids are going to grow up with psychological damage or something. This stuff was funny to me as a kid. Farts, poop, pee pee, balls, sweddy balls, god help us. :roll: My parents taught me about the birds and bees when I was 5 years old.
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    Gob wrote:
    Oh come on.. There's going to be two types of kids affected by this. Either kids won't know what it means, or kids will know what it means and giggle and makes jokes. Nobody will get hurt. I don't know why we make a big deal out of this crap in this country.


    Honestly, the name is kind of gross, and while the skit was funny, it probably has no place on an ice cream name, but if it humors some, who gives a crap. No kids are going to grow up with psychological damage or something. This stuff was funny to me as a kid. Farts, poop, pee pee, balls, sweddy balls, god help us. :roll: My parents taught me about the birds and bees when I was 5 years old.

    I didn't say any kids were going to get hurt, and I said I had no opinion on whether it should stay or go. I just said this is one of the few times I can kind of see where that side of the debate is coming from. These people freak out about everything, and usually I think "Oh, shut up", but this time I thought "OK, I can see that one". I think it sounds like awesome ice cream though, so I'm totally getting some.
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    DewieCoxDewieCox Posts: 11,412
    I can see kinda see their point, but at the same time it's not gonna do any damage whatsoever and I think any kid old/smart enough to get the joke is prolly already laughing at/saying worse.

    I honestly think their Late Night Snack makes me have dirtier thoughts and laughs than Schweddy Balls.
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    rick1zoo2rick1zoo2 between a rock and a dumb place Posts: 12,632
    my kids would find it funny. I might just buy some so they can find it in the freezer for a good laugh:

    "haha, dad, you have schweddy balls in your freezer! haha!!!"


    yeah, I think there are more important things to worry about when raising kids.
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    ZiggyStarZiggyStar Posts: 14,328
    I'd like Ed's Schweddy Balls in my mouth.... :mrgreen:

    I wouldn't really....he can have a fucking shower first! ;)

    Poor Ed....he's been receiving so many inappropriate comments from me lately! :lol:
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    pandorapandora Posts: 21,855
    JB looked for this at the grocery store Sunday... I told him it must only be a joke :oops: :?
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    rick1zoo2rick1zoo2 between a rock and a dumb place Posts: 12,632
    now if they had a flavor named Camel Toe I might have an issue with that....
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    Thats freaking hilarious. But if they wanted to be "kid friendly" they should have just named it Chocolate Salty Balls and then used the argument that the name originated from a cartoon, as opposed to a late night adult television show.
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    conmanconman Posts: 7,493
    Thats freaking hilarious. But if they wanted to be "kid friendly" they should have just named it Chocolate Salty Balls and then used the argument that the name originated from a cartoon, as opposed to a late night adult television show.
    now that's an idea :think:
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    conman wrote:
    Thats freaking hilarious. But if they wanted to be "kid friendly" they should have just named it Chocolate Salty Balls and then used the argument that the name originated from a cartoon, as opposed to a late night adult television show.
    now that's an idea :think:


    Hey everybody have you seen my balls
    They're big and salty and brown
    If you ever need a quick pick me up
    Stick my balls in your mouth

    Ooooooo

    Suck on my chocolate salty balls
    (put'em in your mouth)
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    conmanconman Posts: 7,493
    conman wrote:
    Thats freaking hilarious. But if they wanted to be "kid friendly" they should have just named it Chocolate Salty Balls and then used the argument that the name originated from a cartoon, as opposed to a late night adult television show.
    now that's an idea :think:


    Hey everybody have you seen my balls
    They're big and salty and brown
    If you ever need a quick pick me up
    Stick my balls in your mouth

    Ooooooo

    Suck on my chocolate salty balls
    (put'em in your mouth)
    Put'em in your mouth and suck'em
    :lol::lol:
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    Don't people have anything better to do?

    I mean there are homeless people on the street, children going hungry, gangs, drugs and other things we are all aware of but god fucking forbid if an ice cream has a play on words that is raunchy humor. Oh god no this just won't stand. Billy hasn't eaten in weeks but hold on, this ice cream has to be stopped first!!
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    jamburgerjamburger Posts: 1,775
    "Not exactly what you want a child asking for at the supermarket."

    Hopefully the parent will be smart enough to say 'no' to their child because of the rum flavoring and not the funny name.
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    :lol:

    They could at least make it available just around Christmastime. :roll:
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    DS1119 wrote:
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    :lol::lol::lol: The jingle should be "balls in your mouth"


    I do get what they are saying about kids asking for that in the store... :shock: but I totally love the humour in it....may they should be sold at "certain" stores only :lol:
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    may they should be sold at "certain" stores only :lol:

    Great idea. The Ben & Jerry's Porn store. Fulfilling all your erotic ice cream needs! Will be appropriately named: BJ's. (They'll have to buy out the name of the wholesale store by the same name, so it'll take a little while before you start seeing them pop up.) First one will be a section of the Ben & Jerry's museum in Vermont. 18+ only. Get your id's ready. 8-)
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    may they should be sold at "certain" stores only :lol:

    Great idea. The Ben & Jerry's Porn store. Fulfilling all your erotic ice cream needs! Will be appropriately named: BJ's. (They'll have to buy out the name of the wholesale store by the same name, so it'll take a little while before you start seeing them pop up.) First one will be a section of the Ben & Jerry's museum in Vermont. 18+ only. Get your id's ready. 8-)


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    unlost dogsunlost dogs Greater Boston Posts: 12,553
    Here's a thought: If you don't like the name, don't buy the ice cream.

    Or is that too simple? :roll:

    I love me some Ben & Jerry's, but I prefer my ice cream to be free from chunks of anything, including malted milk balls or, actually, spherical objects of any type.

    Except of course strawberry, which should always have blood clot-like gobs of mashed fruit.
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    Here's a thought: If you don't like the name, don't buy the ice cream.

    Or is that too simple? :roll:

    I love me some Ben & Jerry's, but I prefer my ice cream to be free from chunks of anything, including malted milk balls or, actually, spherical objects of any type.

    Except of course strawberry, which should always have blood clot-like gobs of mashed fruit.

    :lol::lol:
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    brother123 wrote:
    Don't people have anything better to do?

    I mean there are homeless people on the street, children going hungry, gangs, drugs and other things we are all aware of but god fucking forbid if an ice cream has a play on words that is raunchy humor. Oh god no this just won't stand. Billy hasn't eaten in weeks but hold on, this ice cream has to be stopped first!!


    Couldn't agree with you more brother.

    I'm not thrilled with the name, but the ice cream sounds pretty frigging good.

    and I've seen that skit a million times, I can't believe the OP never saw it before.
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    normnorm I'm always home. I'm uncool. Posts: 31,147
    sounds like one million moms need to get a fucking life
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