So...how goes the preparations Unlost? Big day on Monday!!
Mansfield, MA - Jul 02, 2003; Mansfield, MA - Jul 03, 2003; Mansfield, MA - Jul 11, 2003; Boston, MA - Sep 29, 2004; Reading, PA - Oct 01, 2004; Hartford, CT - May 13, 2006; Boston, MA - May 24, 2006; Boston, MA - May 25, 2006; Hartford, CT - Jun 27, 2008; Mansfield, MA - Jun 28, 2008; Mansfield, MA - June 30, 2008; Hartford, CT - May 15, 2010; Boston, MA - May 17, 2010; [EV - Providence, RI - June 15, 2011; EV - Hartford, CT - June 18, 2011]; Worcester, MA - Oct. 15, 2013; Worcester, MA - Oct. 16, 2013; Hartford, CT - Oct. 25, 2013; Boston, MA - August 5, 2016; Boston, MA - August 7, 2016...
* don't wear a sheer top, thus needing a 'granny shawl'
* don't forget to wear panties (do pirates wear panties? :? )
* 2 day facial stubble works wonders...ok, maybe only for Johnny Depp
* I dare you to strap on a peg leg and hobble around on it for full effect
* will you bring Sailor to work with you as well? I mean he is named 'Sailor'
The joy of life comes from our encounters with new experiences, and hence there is no greater joy than to have an endlessly changing horizon, for each day to have a new and different sun.
* don't wear a sheer top, thus needing a 'granny shawl'
* don't forget to wear panties (do pirates wear panties? :? )
* 2 day facial stubble works wonders...ok, maybe only for Johnny Depp
* I dare you to strap on a peg leg and hobble around on it for full effect
* will you bring Sailor to work with you as well? I mean he is named 'Sailor'
I now have this scene in my mind, where Unlost is up there in a sheer top with scarf, which she uses as a makeshift eyepatch...meanwhile, Sailor is chewing on her pegleg and her co-workers are just looking at each other like :wtf: who hired this lady???
Also...i'd recommend wearing some rather sturdy panties and make sure the peg leg is well sanded down. Otherwise, half way thru the day monday, you'll be posting from the bathroom...."my panties shriveled to nothing after a few bathroom breaks and im wearing a pirate skirt...help!!!"
Mansfield, MA - Jul 02, 2003; Mansfield, MA - Jul 03, 2003; Mansfield, MA - Jul 11, 2003; Boston, MA - Sep 29, 2004; Reading, PA - Oct 01, 2004; Hartford, CT - May 13, 2006; Boston, MA - May 24, 2006; Boston, MA - May 25, 2006; Hartford, CT - Jun 27, 2008; Mansfield, MA - Jun 28, 2008; Mansfield, MA - June 30, 2008; Hartford, CT - May 15, 2010; Boston, MA - May 17, 2010; [EV - Providence, RI - June 15, 2011; EV - Hartford, CT - June 18, 2011]; Worcester, MA - Oct. 15, 2013; Worcester, MA - Oct. 16, 2013; Hartford, CT - Oct. 25, 2013; Boston, MA - August 5, 2016; Boston, MA - August 7, 2016...
So Unlost is gonna do a presentation derssed as a pirate wearing a sheer top, no panties, a strap-on, and with one of her pooches dressed like that one 3 posts above...tix will sell out faster than the secret PJ show at the HighLine Ballroom coming up on Oct 17th.
So Unlost is gonna do a presentation derssed as a pirate wearing a sheer top, no panties, a strap-on, and with one of her pooches dressed like that one 3 posts above...tix will sell out faster than the secret PJ show at the HighLine Ballroom coming up on Oct 17th.
Count me in.
My hat will be in the front row at HighLine. Unfortunately, I can't make it.
D-man can deliver the fresh panties...since he was the one who suggested Unlost keep an entire outfit at work, yet she did not listen. He MUST however wear this hat to be admitted entry:
Mansfield, MA - Jul 02, 2003; Mansfield, MA - Jul 03, 2003; Mansfield, MA - Jul 11, 2003; Boston, MA - Sep 29, 2004; Reading, PA - Oct 01, 2004; Hartford, CT - May 13, 2006; Boston, MA - May 24, 2006; Boston, MA - May 25, 2006; Hartford, CT - Jun 27, 2008; Mansfield, MA - Jun 28, 2008; Mansfield, MA - June 30, 2008; Hartford, CT - May 15, 2010; Boston, MA - May 17, 2010; [EV - Providence, RI - June 15, 2011; EV - Hartford, CT - June 18, 2011]; Worcester, MA - Oct. 15, 2013; Worcester, MA - Oct. 16, 2013; Hartford, CT - Oct. 25, 2013; Boston, MA - August 5, 2016; Boston, MA - August 7, 2016...
D-man can deliver the fresh panties...since he was the one who suggested Unlost keep an entire outfit at work, yet she did not listen. He MUST however wear this hat to be admitted entry:
1. Mrs. D-Man frowns upon my fresh panty delivery service.
2. That bucket hat is now on mt X-mas list.
Unlost is obviously busy preparing. I say we keep giving her great tips till she shows up.
So, Im thinking its probably a good idea to skip the treadmill workout in pirate garb. We all know what kind of catastrophe that could potentially lead to. :P
Here...try some of these instead:
I already know your well trained in the 12oz. curls...Peg leg race and flag hoisting may present a challenge though.
Mansfield, MA - Jul 02, 2003; Mansfield, MA - Jul 03, 2003; Mansfield, MA - Jul 11, 2003; Boston, MA - Sep 29, 2004; Reading, PA - Oct 01, 2004; Hartford, CT - May 13, 2006; Boston, MA - May 24, 2006; Boston, MA - May 25, 2006; Hartford, CT - Jun 27, 2008; Mansfield, MA - Jun 28, 2008; Mansfield, MA - June 30, 2008; Hartford, CT - May 15, 2010; Boston, MA - May 17, 2010; [EV - Providence, RI - June 15, 2011; EV - Hartford, CT - June 18, 2011]; Worcester, MA - Oct. 15, 2013; Worcester, MA - Oct. 16, 2013; Hartford, CT - Oct. 25, 2013; Boston, MA - August 5, 2016; Boston, MA - August 7, 2016...
Unlost is obviously busy preparing. I say we keep giving her great tips till she shows up.
So, Im thinking its probably a good idea to skip the treadmill workout in pirate garb. We all know what kind of catastrophe that could potentially lead to. :P
Here...try some of these instead:
I already know your well trained in the 12oz. curls...Peg leg race and flag hoisting may present a challenge though.
Unlost is obviously busy preparing. I say we keep giving her great tips till she shows up.
So, Im thinking its probably a good idea to skip the treadmill workout in pirate garb. We all know what kind of catastrophe that could potentially lead to. :P
Here...try some of these instead:
I already know your well trained in the 12oz. curls...Peg leg race and flag hoisting may present a challenge though.
what about the wench chasing?
a skill that could be easily acquired...you know...if she's into that kind of thing.
Im willing to bet Mr. Unlost wouldn't have any objection...
Mansfield, MA - Jul 02, 2003; Mansfield, MA - Jul 03, 2003; Mansfield, MA - Jul 11, 2003; Boston, MA - Sep 29, 2004; Reading, PA - Oct 01, 2004; Hartford, CT - May 13, 2006; Boston, MA - May 24, 2006; Boston, MA - May 25, 2006; Hartford, CT - Jun 27, 2008; Mansfield, MA - Jun 28, 2008; Mansfield, MA - June 30, 2008; Hartford, CT - May 15, 2010; Boston, MA - May 17, 2010; [EV - Providence, RI - June 15, 2011; EV - Hartford, CT - June 18, 2011]; Worcester, MA - Oct. 15, 2013; Worcester, MA - Oct. 16, 2013; Hartford, CT - Oct. 25, 2013; Boston, MA - August 5, 2016; Boston, MA - August 7, 2016...
Mansfield, MA - Jul 02, 2003; Mansfield, MA - Jul 03, 2003; Mansfield, MA - Jul 11, 2003; Boston, MA - Sep 29, 2004; Reading, PA - Oct 01, 2004; Hartford, CT - May 13, 2006; Boston, MA - May 24, 2006; Boston, MA - May 25, 2006; Hartford, CT - Jun 27, 2008; Mansfield, MA - Jun 28, 2008; Mansfield, MA - June 30, 2008; Hartford, CT - May 15, 2010; Boston, MA - May 17, 2010; [EV - Providence, RI - June 15, 2011; EV - Hartford, CT - June 18, 2011]; Worcester, MA - Oct. 15, 2013; Worcester, MA - Oct. 16, 2013; Hartford, CT - Oct. 25, 2013; Boston, MA - August 5, 2016; Boston, MA - August 7, 2016...
Watch out Norm. Im pretty sure Tuesday is actually plank walking night.
ITS A TRAP!!
Mansfield, MA - Jul 02, 2003; Mansfield, MA - Jul 03, 2003; Mansfield, MA - Jul 11, 2003; Boston, MA - Sep 29, 2004; Reading, PA - Oct 01, 2004; Hartford, CT - May 13, 2006; Boston, MA - May 24, 2006; Boston, MA - May 25, 2006; Hartford, CT - Jun 27, 2008; Mansfield, MA - Jun 28, 2008; Mansfield, MA - June 30, 2008; Hartford, CT - May 15, 2010; Boston, MA - May 17, 2010; [EV - Providence, RI - June 15, 2011; EV - Hartford, CT - June 18, 2011]; Worcester, MA - Oct. 15, 2013; Worcester, MA - Oct. 16, 2013; Hartford, CT - Oct. 25, 2013; Boston, MA - August 5, 2016; Boston, MA - August 7, 2016...
I have a feeling unlost is tangled up in her corset... :?
The joy of life comes from our encounters with new experiences, and hence there is no greater joy than to have an endlessly changing horizon, for each day to have a new and different sun.
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* don't wear a sheer top, thus needing a 'granny shawl'
* don't forget to wear panties (do pirates wear panties? :? )
* 2 day facial stubble works wonders...ok, maybe only for Johnny Depp
* I dare you to strap on a peg leg and hobble around on it for full effect
* will you bring Sailor to work with you as well? I mean he is named 'Sailor'
- Christopher McCandless
I now have this scene in my mind, where Unlost is up there in a sheer top with scarf, which she uses as a makeshift eyepatch...meanwhile, Sailor is chewing on her pegleg and her co-workers are just looking at each other like :wtf: who hired this lady???
Also...i'd recommend wearing some rather sturdy panties and make sure the peg leg is well sanded down. Otherwise, half way thru the day monday, you'll be posting from the bathroom...."my panties shriveled to nothing after a few bathroom breaks and im wearing a pirate skirt...help!!!"
Count me in.
That won't be a sheer pirate outfit? Lots of scarves and whatnot...
Perhaps I should read the entire thread before making tired comments...
My hat will be in the front row at HighLine. Unfortunately, I can't make it.
D-man can deliver the fresh panties...since he was the one who suggested Unlost keep an entire outfit at work, yet she did not listen. He MUST however wear this hat to be admitted entry:
never stopped you before
I can feel the love...
1. Mrs. D-Man frowns upon my fresh panty delivery service.
2. That bucket hat is now on mt X-mas list.
Right now, peppercorns.
So, Im thinking its probably a good idea to skip the treadmill workout in pirate garb. We all know what kind of catastrophe that could potentially lead to. :P
Here...try some of these instead:
I already know your well trained in the 12oz. curls...Peg leg race and flag hoisting may present a challenge though.
what about the wench chasing?
every Tuesday night at http://www.marleysotb.com/
a skill that could be easily acquired...you know...if she's into that kind of thing.
Im willing to bet Mr. Unlost wouldn't have any objection...
I'm here!
I'll C U Next Tuesday!
Ahoy Brian m'lad
Watch out Norm. Im pretty sure Tuesday is actually plank walking night.
ITS A TRAP!!
:slap:
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- Christopher McCandless