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  • ShimmyMommyShimmyMommy Posts: 7,505
    i think this could be very helpful for you, unlost :mrgreen:

    http://talklikeapirate.com/translator.html

    http://talklikeapirate.com/howto.html
    Lots of love, light and hugs to you all!
  • twisted thoughtstwisted thoughts Posts: 4,377
    So...how goes the preparations Unlost? Big day on Monday!!

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  • RKCNDYRKCNDY Posts: 31,013
    some tips/questions for you:

    * don't wear a sheer top, thus needing a 'granny shawl'
    * don't forget to wear panties (do pirates wear panties? :? )
    * 2 day facial stubble works wonders...ok, maybe only for Johnny Depp
    * I dare you to strap on a peg leg and hobble around on it for full effect
    * will you bring Sailor to work with you as well? I mean he is named 'Sailor'
    The joy of life comes from our encounters with new experiences, and hence there is no greater joy than to have an endlessly changing horizon, for each day to have a new and different sun.

    - Christopher McCandless
  • twisted thoughtstwisted thoughts Posts: 4,377
    RKCNDY wrote:
    some tips/questions for you:

    * don't wear a sheer top, thus needing a 'granny shawl'
    * don't forget to wear panties (do pirates wear panties? :? )
    * 2 day facial stubble works wonders...ok, maybe only for Johnny Depp
    * I dare you to strap on a peg leg and hobble around on it for full effect
    * will you bring Sailor to work with you as well? I mean he is named 'Sailor'

    I now have this scene in my mind, where Unlost is up there in a sheer top with scarf, which she uses as a makeshift eyepatch...meanwhile, Sailor is chewing on her pegleg and her co-workers are just looking at each other like :wtf: who hired this lady???

    Also...i'd recommend wearing some rather sturdy panties and make sure the peg leg is well sanded down. Otherwise, half way thru the day monday, you'll be posting from the bathroom...."my panties shriveled to nothing after a few bathroom breaks and im wearing a pirate skirt...help!!!"
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  • PoncierPoncier Posts: 17,311
    So Unlost is gonna do a presentation derssed as a pirate wearing a sheer top, no panties, a strap-on, and with one of her pooches dressed like that one 3 posts above...tix will sell out faster than the secret PJ show at the HighLine Ballroom coming up on Oct 17th.

    Count me in.
    This weekend we rock Portland
  • DissidentmanDissidentman Posts: 15,378
    unlost dogs wrote:
    Hmmmm I may need to post a photo.

    But I think you people aren't ready for that.

    That won't be a sheer pirate outfit? Lots of scarves and whatnot...

    Perhaps I should read the entire thread before making tired comments...
  • DissidentmanDissidentman Posts: 15,378
    Poncier wrote:
    So Unlost is gonna do a presentation derssed as a pirate wearing a sheer top, no panties, a strap-on, and with one of her pooches dressed like that one 3 posts above...tix will sell out faster than the secret PJ show at the HighLine Ballroom coming up on Oct 17th.

    Count me in.

    My hat will be in the front row at HighLine. Unfortunately, I can't make it.
  • twisted thoughtstwisted thoughts Posts: 4,377
    Sailor is ready to go...
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    D-man can deliver the fresh panties...since he was the one who suggested Unlost keep an entire outfit at work, yet she did not listen. He MUST however wear this hat to be admitted entry:
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  • normnorm Posts: 31,146
    Dissidentman wrote:
    unlost dogs wrote:
    Hmmmm I may need to post a photo.

    But I think you people aren't ready for that.

    That won't be a sheer pirate outfit? Lots of scarves and whatnot...

    Perhaps I should read the entire thread before making tired comments...

    never stopped you before
  • DissidentmanDissidentman Posts: 15,378
    norm wrote:
    Dissidentman wrote:
    unlost dogs wrote:
    Hmmmm I may need to post a photo.

    But I think you people aren't ready for that.

    That won't be a sheer pirate outfit? Lots of scarves and whatnot...

    Perhaps I should read the entire thread before making tired comments...

    never stopped you before

    I can feel the love...
  • DissidentmanDissidentman Posts: 15,378
    twisted thoughts wrote:
    Sailor is ready to go...
    8296995-yellow-labrador-retriever-dog-wearing-a-pirate-costume-gold-earring-eye-patch-black-and-gold-hat-and.jpg

    D-man can deliver the fresh panties...since he was the one who suggested Unlost keep an entire outfit at work, yet she did not listen. He MUST however wear this hat to be admitted entry:
    PiCapBuck.jpg

    1. Mrs. D-Man frowns upon my fresh panty delivery service.
    2. That bucket hat is now on mt X-mas list.
  • PoncierPoncier Posts: 17,311
    Dissidentman wrote:
    norm wrote:
    Dissidentman wrote:
    That won't be a sheer pirate outfit? Lots of scarves and whatnot...

    Perhaps I should read the entire thread before making tired comments...

    never stopped you before

    I can feel the love...
    Does it feel like a fudgesicle or a steak?
    This weekend we rock Portland
  • DissidentmanDissidentman Posts: 15,378
    Poncier wrote:
    Dissidentman wrote:
    norm wrote:

    never stopped you before

    I can feel the love...
    Does it feel like a fudgesicle or a steak?

    Right now, peppercorns.
  • twisted thoughtstwisted thoughts Posts: 4,377
    Unlost is obviously busy preparing. I say we keep giving her great tips till she shows up.

    So, Im thinking its probably a good idea to skip the treadmill workout in pirate garb. We all know what kind of catastrophe that could potentially lead to. :P

    Here...try some of these instead:
    shirt.jpg
    I already know your well trained in the 12oz. curls...Peg leg race and flag hoisting may present a challenge though.
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  • DissidentmanDissidentman Posts: 15,378
    twisted thoughts wrote:
    Unlost is obviously busy preparing. I say we keep giving her great tips till she shows up.

    So, Im thinking its probably a good idea to skip the treadmill workout in pirate garb. We all know what kind of catastrophe that could potentially lead to. :P

    Here...try some of these instead:
    shirt.jpg
    I already know your well trained in the 12oz. curls...Peg leg race and flag hoisting may present a challenge though.

    what about the wench chasing?
  • 8181 Needing a ride to Forest Hills and a ounce of weed. Please inquire within. Thanks. Or not. Posts: 58,276
    arrrrrr....where be me wenchs...arrrr
    81 is now off the air

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  • normnorm Posts: 31,146
    Dissidentman wrote:
    what about the wench chasing?

    every Tuesday night at http://www.marleysotb.com/
  • twisted thoughtstwisted thoughts Posts: 4,377
    Dissidentman wrote:
    twisted thoughts wrote:
    Unlost is obviously busy preparing. I say we keep giving her great tips till she shows up.

    So, Im thinking its probably a good idea to skip the treadmill workout in pirate garb. We all know what kind of catastrophe that could potentially lead to. :P

    Here...try some of these instead:
    shirt.jpg
    I already know your well trained in the 12oz. curls...Peg leg race and flag hoisting may present a challenge though.

    what about the wench chasing?

    a skill that could be easily acquired...you know...if she's into that kind of thing.
    Im willing to bet Mr. Unlost wouldn't have any objection... 8-)
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  • ClaireackClaireack Posts: 13,561
    81 wrote:
    arrrrrr....where be me wenchs...arrrr

    I'm here!
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  • twisted thoughtstwisted thoughts Posts: 4,377
    Claireack wrote:
    81 wrote:
    arrrrrr....where be me wenchs...arrrr

    I'm here!

    :lol::lol:
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  • DissidentmanDissidentman Posts: 15,378
    norm wrote:
    Dissidentman wrote:
    what about the wench chasing?

    every Tuesday night at http://www.marleysotb.com/

    I'll C U Next Tuesday!
  • 8181 Needing a ride to Forest Hills and a ounce of weed. Please inquire within. Thanks. Or not. Posts: 58,276
    Claireack wrote:
    81 wrote:
    arrrrrr....where be me wenchs...arrrr

    I'm here!
    :lol: :wave:
    81 is now off the air

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  • ClaireackClaireack Posts: 13,561
    81 wrote:
    Claireack wrote:
    81 wrote:
    arrrrrr....where be me wenchs...arrrr

    I'm here!
    :lol: :wave:

    Ahoy Brian m'lad
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  • twisted thoughtstwisted thoughts Posts: 4,377
    Dissidentman wrote:
    norm wrote:
    Dissidentman wrote:
    what about the wench chasing?

    every Tuesday night at http://www.marleysotb.com/

    I'll C U Next Tuesday!

    Watch out Norm. Im pretty sure Tuesday is actually plank walking night.
    ITS A TRAP!!
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  • 8181 Needing a ride to Forest Hills and a ounce of weed. Please inquire within. Thanks. Or not. Posts: 58,276
    Claireack wrote:
    Ahoy Brian m'lad


    :slap:
    81 is now off the air

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  • normnorm Posts: 31,146
    twisted thoughts wrote:
    Dissidentman wrote:
    norm wrote:
    every Tuesday night at http://www.marleysotb.com/

    I'll C U Next Tuesday!

    Watch out Norm. Im pretty sure Tuesday is actually plank walking night.
    ITS A TRAP!!

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  • DissidentmanDissidentman Posts: 15,378
    Where is Unlost? This thread has gone astray...
  • 8181 Needing a ride to Forest Hills and a ounce of weed. Please inquire within. Thanks. Or not. Posts: 58,276
    Dissidentman wrote:
    Where is Unlost? This thread has gone astray...


    text sent....
    81 is now off the air

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  • PoncierPoncier Posts: 17,311
    Dissidentman wrote:
    This thread has gone astray...
    Which usually never happens around here.
    This weekend we rock Portland
  • RKCNDYRKCNDY Posts: 31,013
    I have a feeling unlost is tangled up in her corset... :?
    The joy of life comes from our encounters with new experiences, and hence there is no greater joy than to have an endlessly changing horizon, for each day to have a new and different sun.

    - Christopher McCandless
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