Ever been in a fist fight?

CAVSTARR313

Yellow Ledbelly wrote:

Many many fist fights with my cousin a year younger than me. I always kicked his ass. Then the fucker grew a foot in about 6 months it seemed and he wasn't as easy to handle.
Last one was when I was around 20, 14 years ago, I floored this fucker jumped on him and pounded his head big time. He had needed it for a long time. Started shit and Caught me at the wrong time and wrong situation.

The universe told you to teach him a life leason

small town beck

comebackgirl wrote:

I beat the shit out of the little boy who lived next door when we were 5. First and last fight. Word spread

LOL

I think maybe in grade school. I can't imagine being hit so hard in the face my nose would break. Likewise, I can't imagine doing that to someone else. The sheer force it takes.

I am a lover, not a fighter.

Yellow Ledbelly

Yeah and this dumb sonofabitch called wanting me to come hang out not 12 hours later. Of course I didn't. We were supposedly 'friends' but never actually....just both liked drinking. Guy popped up a few years later wanting to borrow money. Funny thing about that is that he always acted like a big wheel. I saw his fucked head a few days later and was quite proud of myself

JOEJOEJOE

In high school, a few pals and I went to see Fear (L.A. Punk band) at a club in Hollywood. There was a punk gang known as The L.A.D.S. (L.A. Death Squad). Turns out one of my friends had mouthed-off to one of the gang members a few weeks before, and, the gang member was a great boxer. While the rest of the gang watched, I got head-butted, and my 2 friends got punched in the mouth by the boxer fella. Common sense got the best of us, so we all stayed down, then walked away. Not much of a fight!

Another time, a classmate of mine was bad-mouthing me to my sister's colleagues (UCLA PhD students). I ran into the guy at a friend's apartment, and I had just finished finals. The minute I saw him, I rushed him at the door annd shoved him to the ground.....he almost fell down the stairs.

I am not a violent dude but if someone tries to harm a loved-one, my rage comes out.

Even to this day, if someone bumps into my wife, I forget that I am only 5' 7"

conman

i almost forgot, i was at a bar with my sister a few years ago and some douche bag grabbed her ass and she threatened to punch him if he did it again(she's a tough one), he did it again and before she could throw the punch, i hit him a few times and broke his nose. the bartender saw the whole thing so when the cops were called, he got arrested and i didn't

CAVSTARR313

It occurs to me that I really haven't told a story yet.. here we go..

My favorite one was the time I beat the hell out of this cat in high school.. He was hitting on my girlfriend and she didn't enjoy his attention. When I confronted him, he lifted his shirt to show me his gut (some gangsta move?) and proceeded to tell me "you don't know me, you don't want none of this" ..
I quite enjoyed how quickly he sprang to his feet after falling down after just one punch. I let him have it again before he could even compose himself.. It was like one of those bottom weighted, inflatable punching bags..

JUST STAY DOWN DUDE!!

Yellow Ledbelly

Oh and in high school I had a shitty lunch period with no real friends. Sat with at a table with a couple dudes who were pals before, as kids, just different. This one guy always wanted my nasty roll, told him I wanted it one day and he coughed on it. Then in my face. Fucked his nose up real good. He's bleeding like a stuck pig, teacher apparently saw the punch, came over as this dick is wiping blood off his stupid face and says only "y'all need to calm down." she and I have talked about it since, she was glad he got punched! Haha! Guy was an idiot....still is I'm sure

Nothingman54

The only fist fight iv ever been in was this past Christmas. My brother pushed me as hard as he could while I was walking out the door with my 1 year and 1/2 old boy in my arms and we went flying. I put my kid down, stood up and my natural reaction was kill this mother fucker. I started swinging and my parents broke it up. I hate fighting. Iv always walked away from them. You can fuck with me all day long but you fuck with my kids and put them in harms way, I'll kill you without thinking twice. I haven't spoken to my brother in 7 months. I have no care in the world to ever talk to him.

gimmesometruth27

i've been in a handful of fistfights in my life. i won a few and a few were broken up before there was a clear winner. have not had a street fight/bar brawl since 1997 when i was in college...ironically enough i have fought more times in my 30s than at any point in my life. i have had 14 mma fights...i went 11-3 before giving it up. i avenged all 3 losses and got out without any serious injuries, just some sutures and a broken nose, so i was very lucky and i was happy with what i was able to do with only 2 years of formal training.

i will never get in a fistfight again. i have too much to lose now and do not need the legal trouble that comes along with it. i think i will subscribe to the bruce lee philosophy of fighting without fighting...

chadwick

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Yellow Ledbelly

I should add to my previous input that I certainly am not a big dude or a brawler, but I can damn sure hold my own. I've also always benefitted from knowing when to hold 'em and knowing when to fold 'em.
I've been told that I've always been quite intimidating when a brawl is brewing, kinda come off a crazy sonofabitch and that has defused a few situations before any blows were thrown.
One fellow, who I eventually became and remain to be great friends with, tried to start shit with me in middle school. I scared the hell out of him before it got anywhere. He told me years later that was the case that day.

chadwick

Yellow Ledbelly wrote:

I should add to my previous input that I certainly am not a big dude or a brawler, but I can damn sure hold my own. I've also always benefitted from knowing when to hold 'em and knowing when to fold 'em.
I've been told that I've always been quite intimidating when a brawl is brewing, kinda come off a crazy sonofabitch and that has defused a few situations before any blows were thrown.
One fellow, who I eventually became and remain to be great friends with, tried to start shit with me in middle school. I scared the hell out of him before it got anywhere. He told me years later that was the case that day.

great friendship are born like your's and your pal's

chadwick

during cub scouts my den (or den mother) leader's son (who was a big ox bully prick) was picking on my youngest brother. Dut got tired of being fucked with. Dut broke his finger.

sorry, not a fist fight.

mysticweed

i've never hit a woman
well, once, a long long time ago

comebackgirl

small town beck wrote:

comebackgirl wrote:

I beat the shit out of the little boy who lived next door when we were 5. First and last fight. Word spread

LOL

I think maybe in grade school. I can't imagine being hit so hard in the face my nose would break. Likewise, I can't imagine doing that to someone else. The sheer force it takes.

I am a lover, not a fighter.

Although pillow fights are fine :angel:

dcfaithful

capthowdy1027 wrote:

I got into a couple little BS fights in grade school. My last fight was my senior year of high school, so about 12 years ago. I accidentally bumped into this dude in the hallway one day and he started talking shit and said he was going to kick my ass after school. I had no intentions of fighting him, so I'm walking home after school and he jumps me from behind. That was the only hit he got in and I ended up kicking his ass, busting up his nose really bad. The cool kid got beat up by the band geek. He didn't show up to school the next 3 days.

That's fucking awesome!!

Wobbie

one. 21st birthday, outside a bar. I lost, as I remember.

LukinFan

oh yeah, but not since high school

mca47

I've been in a couple scuffles over the years...none recently though. And I'm not by any means a violent person!
Despite being "involved" in a number of incidents, I've never had the situation where it was two dudes standing up and going at it...well I was on my college Tae Kwon Do team...but that's different.

I used to play club soccer and was very competitive. Got punched the first time on the soccer field. This guy and I were involved in couple of physical plays, he starts talking shit and starts to walk away. I said some things, then proceeded to walk away. Two seconds later I turn around and BAM, he sucker punched me right in the nose. It hurt, but I kept standing. By the time I thought about going after him, he was already being pulled away.

A good friend of mine in high school, who was a girl I've known since I was like 4, was dating this guy who was a real dick and treated her like shit. Found out, not from her because I she didn't want to tell me, that he hit her one night. That day after school, I walked out to the parking lot where he was hanging out. Had some words, and I decked him...he fell backwards on to his car. One punch and I walked away. They broke up that next weekend.

A friend of mine in high school, who was black, was constantly getting shit from these redneck/hillbilly types. My buddy would talk back, but nothing transpired until one night. We were drinking at a friends place...all good and loaded. End of the night, most people were passed out. Come downstairs to get some water, and find my friend laying on the kitchen floor bloody...really beat to shit. Call an ambulance, gets taken to the ER. Find out later that 4-5 of the redneck guys came over really late and ganged up on him. After that the rest of my friends and I proceeded to "hunt down" those individuals one by one, and return the favor.

In college I was walking home from a friends place around 2AM (I was sober, wasn't feeling well). Walk by this house where these guys were drinking on their front porch. They were talking nonsense so I kept walking. The one guy (big dude) comes down and starts following me while talking shit. I was tired and wanted to go home, so I kept walking, minding my own. Turn the corner of the block and he's now walking next to me. Basically, I could tell he wasn't going to go away unless he started shit. Half a block later he stands in front of me not letting me pass (he had a beer in hand still). Try to get by once again, and he stood in front of me. Knowing there was no way out of this, I hit him really, really hard in his nose/eye. His body went stiff and he fell backwards hitting his head on the concrete sidewalk (beer spilled all over him too ). Out cold! I began to walk away (didn't want his friends coming) when I remembered his head hit the concrete. I checked his vitals, he was still breathing so I got the fuck outta there. A few weeks later I saw him, he didn't even recognise me. Just glad he didn't die!

Second time I was ever punched (also a sucker punch): Afterhours in college. We're all drunk hanging out at my friends place. A neighbor was moving in up above him, and for whatever reason left her couch in the hallway ( :? ). My friend decides he's going to drag it outside and sit on it while drinking beer. We all tell him not to, but he did anways. So this chick, who was moving in, comes out and is all kinds of pissed (rightfully so). So she goes in her place. 10 mins later, about 10 dudes show up (they all looked like they were football players...HUGE!) and they want to beat my friends ass. Some other friends drag him inside...I go and take a leak in the bushes around the corner. Come back and I'm the only one out there with 10 big fucking dudes who want blood. I try talking some sense in them, explaining that it was dumb, my friend was drunk, no harm was done, etc. A couple of them were cool, but this one guy looked like he was coked up and wanted to kill someone!!! Scary fucker! I thought everything was fine, and they'd leave, when scary fucker turns and hits me as hard as one could be hit. He hit me right above the eye...more forehead. I was drunk, didn't see it coming and everything went dark for a second. Get up and they walk away. One of the guys actually apologizes for his coked up friend. I'm just glad he hit me where he did. Had it got me in the eye or nose, it would have been much, much worse!!

Yellow Ledbelly

This one is funny.
First two years i went to community college and this goofball from home was there. One day he goes out and does something pretty stupid – can't really remember what it was – but he came in our room that evening and I was giving him major shit about it. I turned my back to him and the next thing i know he's jumped on my back, apparently attempting to throw me down.
At that time i was actually in very good physical condition having been a cross country/track runner and athletic guy. So i stood firm as he wrestled and i kept telling him to stop. He did not. I took my right hand, threw a punch over my left shoulder and caught him right betwixt the eyes. That was it.