Hope you all had a good pride day

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  • JonnyPistachio
    JonnyPistachio Florida Posts: 10,219
    Prince Of Dorkness wrote:
    Godfather. wrote:
    Prince Of Dorkness wrote:
    Wait, people like me here?

    :lol: noooo ! :lol: just kidding brother, I have no bad feelings for anybody on the is board..even you bro. :lol: and with a job like yours (porn director right ?) any straight man would want that job just for a day :lol:

    Godfather.


    (um... about 80% of what I direct is gay porn but you're welcome to come hold the boom for the straight scenes. Two weeks ago I had to hold a squirt bottle for a "fake" cum shot for stills which required me to touch a woman's privates with the back of my hand. I told her "that's the first one of those I've touched since 1987."

    Awesome.. I'd love to see the behind the scenes stuff..from a safe distance, of course! ;)

    Prince Of Dorkness wrote:
    JonnyPistachio wrote:

    There is a great pride day here in Lake Worth Florida. Its the only day a straight guy like me gets hit on!

    you know what's funny... is that straight guys get a LOT of women at pride day... there are a lot of cool, drunk, randy women and very few straight men... so all the straight guys get some tail.

    haha, yeah I believe it. I used to go to a gay bar quite often in college with two gay co-workers. It was pretty easy to talk to the straight girls in there!
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  • Prince Of Dorkness
    Prince Of Dorkness Posts: 3,763
    Jeanwah wrote:
    A smile, instead of a sneer, would be nice, once in a while...


    Sadly, because of a botched wisdom tooth extraction, I don't really have the ability to smile. I can fake a smile but it's rather uncomfortable. So my partially paralyzed face always look like I'm sneering.

    Well, that and I'm really, really mean.
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  • Who Princess
    Who Princess out here in the fields Posts: 7,305
    Prince Of Dorkness wrote:
    Jeanwah wrote:
    A smile, instead of a sneer, would be nice, once in a while...


    Sadly, because of a botched wisdom tooth extraction, I don't really have the ability to smile. I can fake a smile but it's rather uncomfortable. So my partially paralyzed face always look like I'm sneering.

    Well, that and I'm really, really mean.
    Bummer.
    But I think you look more like you're scowling than sneering. :P
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  • Prince Of Dorkness
    Prince Of Dorkness Posts: 3,763
    whoprincess wrote:
    Bummer.
    But I think you look more like you're scowling than sneering. :P


    great.
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  • Thorns2010
    Thorns2010 Posts: 2,201
    Prince Of Dorkness wrote:
    whoprincess wrote:
    Bummer.
    But I think you look more like you're scowling than sneering. :P


    great.


    See! I knew I wasn't the only one who thought you looked scary! :lol:
  • Prince Of Dorkness
    Prince Of Dorkness Posts: 3,763
    Thorns2010 wrote:
    See! I knew I wasn't the only one who thought you looked scary! :lol:


    Does knowing I'm 5'6" change anything?
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  • Jeanwah
    Jeanwah Posts: 6,363
    Prince Of Dorkness wrote:
    Thorns2010 wrote:
    See! I knew I wasn't the only one who thought you looked scary! :lol:


    Does knowing I'm 5'6" change anything?

    Well, that changes everything! :lol: And I thought you look scary with the scowl too.
  • Prince Of Dorkness
    Prince Of Dorkness Posts: 3,763
    Ok, this is how short I am.

    there's a gay porn version of Harry Potter and the Chamber Of Secrets currently in pre-production... and (I swear I'm not making this up) I just got asked if I'd be willing to play Dobby the Homo Elf.

    I cried a little.

    Until they told me what they were offering. And FUCK YEAH, I'll do it for that.
    I can't drive without Pearl Jam
  • polaris_x
    polaris_x Posts: 13,559
    Prince Of Dorkness wrote:
    Ok, this is how short I am.

    there's a gay porn version of Harry Potter and the Chamber Of Secrets currently in pre-production... and (I swear I'm not making this up) I just got asked if I'd be willing to play Dobby the Homo Elf.

    I cried a little.

    Until they told me what they were offering. And FUCK YEAH, I'll do it for that.

    i thought all actors were short ... isn't tom cruise about your height?

    congratulations on your role as dobby the homo elf!

    :lol: ... was fun just typing it ... :mrgreen:
  • JonnyPistachio
    JonnyPistachio Florida Posts: 10,219
    Prince Of Dorkness wrote:
    Ok, this is how short I am.

    there's a gay porn version of Harry Potter and the Chamber Of Secrets currently in pre-production... and (I swear I'm not making this up) I just got asked if I'd be willing to play Dobby the Homo Elf.

    I cried a little.

    Until they told me what they were offering. And FUCK YEAH, I'll do it for that.

    Harry Potter and the Chamber Of Sexcrements?
    Can you pitch that title for me to the bosses? aw, nevermind, i'm sure its been done! :P
    Pick up my debut novel here on amazon: Jonny Bails Floatin (in paperback) (also available on Kindle for $2.99)
  • Prince Of Dorkness
    Prince Of Dorkness Posts: 3,763
    JonnyPistachio wrote:
    Harry Potter and the Chamber Of Sexcrements?
    Can you pitch that title for me to the bosses? aw, nevermind, i'm sure its been done! :P


    It's Whorry Potter and the Chamber of Semen.
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  • BinauralJam
    BinauralJam Posts: 14,158
    Prince Of Dorkness wrote:
    JonnyPistachio wrote:
    Harry Potter and the Chamber Of Sexcrements?
    Can you pitch that title for me to the bosses? aw, nevermind, i'm sure its been done! :P


    It's Whorry Potter and the Chamber of Semen.


    :lol::lol::lol:
  • JonnyPistachio
    JonnyPistachio Florida Posts: 10,219
    Prince Of Dorkness wrote:
    JonnyPistachio wrote:
    Harry Potter and the Chamber Of Sexcrements?
    Can you pitch that title for me to the bosses? aw, nevermind, i'm sure its been done! :P


    It's Whorry Potter and the Chamber of Semen.

    :lol: I knew it had to be much more over the top!
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  • brianlux
    brianlux Moving through All Kinds of Terrain. Posts: 43,665
    Glad you had a good time. Hope there wasn't to much harrasment. I live in a pretty conservative town (well the town is kind of pretty, anyway). I'm afraid a parade would never fly here.
    "It's a sad and beautiful world"
    -Roberto Benigni

  • Prince Of Dorkness
    Prince Of Dorkness Posts: 3,763
    brianlux wrote:
    Glad you had a good time. Hope there wasn't to much harrasment. I live in a pretty conservative town (well the town is kind of pretty, anyway). I'm afraid a parade would never fly here.

    Meh... The police had a special "spout your dumb-ass homophobia here" area where 6 rather sheepish-looking people stood holding a bunch of silly "God Hates You" or "Jesus can save you" posters... In front of them stood a HUGE crowd of Christians holding signs telling them to go home. So.. no... it wasn't a problem.

    I remember last year Kelly and Sharon Osbourne stopped their float and shouted them down. It was pretty cool.
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  • brianlux
    brianlux Moving through All Kinds of Terrain. Posts: 43,665
    Prince Of Dorkness wrote:
    brianlux wrote:
    Glad you had a good time. Hope there wasn't to much harrasment. I live in a pretty conservative town (well the town is kind of pretty, anyway). I'm afraid a parade would never fly here.

    Meh... The police had a special "spout your dumb-ass homophobia here" area where 6 rather sheepish-looking people stood holding a bunch of silly "God Hates You" or "Jesus can save you" posters... In front of them stood a HUGE crowd of Christians holding signs telling them to go home. So.. no... it wasn't a problem.

    I remember last year Kelly and Sharon Osbourne stopped their float and shouted them down. It was pretty cool.

    :thumbup:
    "It's a sad and beautiful world"
    -Roberto Benigni

  • brianlux
    brianlux Moving through All Kinds of Terrain. Posts: 43,665
    edited June 6
    I had to really dig deep to find a "pride month" thread.  This is the closest I could find.  No sure why it isn't talked about much here.  Am I missing something?  
    Anyway, Happy Pride Month!
    Here's a photo I took yesterday in Nevada City, California:
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    -Roberto Benigni

  • Halifax2TheMax
    Halifax2TheMax Posts: 42,465
    I miss PrinceofDorkness and his car karaoke. That shit was hilarious and before its time and when that late night Brit started doing it. I hope he gets residuals.

    Thanks for reposting as it cracked me up.
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  • brianlux
    brianlux Moving through All Kinds of Terrain. Posts: 43,665
    Halifax2TheMax said:
    I miss PrinceofDorkness and his car karaoke. That shit was hilarious and before its time and when that late night Brit started doing it. I hope he gets residuals.

    Thanks for reposting as it cracked me up.

    Yeah, that dude was very cool.   I always appreciated his moxie, the kind that sooner or later made even the more jaded among us blush and laugh at the same time.  Pretty darned cool!
    "It's a sad and beautiful world"
    -Roberto Benigni

  • josevolution
    josevolution Posts: 31,712
    Yeah I would love to hear his take on the state of affairs in this nation 
    jesus greets me looks just like me ....

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