noooo ! just kidding brother, I have no bad feelings for anybody on the is board..even you bro. and with a job like yours (porn director right ?) any straight man would want that job just for a day
Godfather.
Godfather, maybe you should ask if you could be a guest on set one day to see him do his work! lol, I have a feeling you'd be in for a surprise! :P
There is a great pride day here in Lake Worth Florida. Its the only day a straight guy like me gets hit on!
noooo ! just kidding brother, I have no bad feelings for anybody on the is board..even you bro. and with a job like yours (porn director right ?) any straight man would want that job just for a day
Godfather.
I have a feeling that most people on this board could sit down for a beer and have a good time. The other boards, not so much.
Believe me, when I was growin up, I thought the worst thing you could turn out to be was normal, So I say freaks in the most complementary way. Here's a song by a fellow freak - E.V
noooo ! just kidding brother, I have no bad feelings for anybody on the is board..even you bro. and with a job like yours (porn director right ?) any straight man would want that job just for a day
Godfather.
I have a feeling that most people on this board could sit down for a beer and have a good time. The other boards, not so much.
noooo ! just kidding brother, I have no bad feelings for anybody on the is board..even you bro. and with a job like yours (porn director right ?) any straight man would want that job just for a day
Godfather.
(um... about 80% of what I direct is gay porn but you're welcome to come hold the boom for the straight scenes. Two weeks ago I had to hold a squirt bottle for a "fake" cum shot for stills which required me to touch a woman's privates with the back of my hand. I told her "that's the first one of those I've touched since 1987."
There is a great pride day here in Lake Worth Florida. Its the only day a straight guy like me gets hit on!
you know what's funny... is that straight guys get a LOT of women at pride day... there are a lot of cool, drunk, randy women and very few straight men... so all the straight guys get some tail.
noooo ! just kidding brother, I have no bad feelings for anybody on the is board..even you bro. and with a job like yours (porn director right ?) any straight man would want that job just for a day
Godfather.
(um... about 80% of what I direct is gay porn but you're welcome to come hold the boom for the straight scenes. Two weeks ago I had to hold a squirt bottle for a "fake" cum shot for stills which required me to touch a woman's privates with the back of my hand. I told her "that's the first one of those I've touched since 1987."
Awesome.. I'd love to see the behind the scenes stuff..from a safe distance, of course!
There is a great pride day here in Lake Worth Florida. Its the only day a straight guy like me gets hit on!
you know what's funny... is that straight guys get a LOT of women at pride day... there are a lot of cool, drunk, randy women and very few straight men... so all the straight guys get some tail.
haha, yeah I believe it. I used to go to a gay bar quite often in college with two gay co-workers. It was pretty easy to talk to the straight girls in there!
A smile, instead of a sneer, would be nice, once in a while...
Sadly, because of a botched wisdom tooth extraction, I don't really have the ability to smile. I can fake a smile but it's rather uncomfortable. So my partially paralyzed face always look like I'm sneering.
A smile, instead of a sneer, would be nice, once in a while...
Sadly, because of a botched wisdom tooth extraction, I don't really have the ability to smile. I can fake a smile but it's rather uncomfortable. So my partially paralyzed face always look like I'm sneering.
Well, that and I'm really, really mean.
Bummer.
But I think you look more like you're scowling than sneering. :P
there's a gay porn version of Harry Potter and the Chamber Of Secrets currently in pre-production... and (I swear I'm not making this up) I just got asked if I'd be willing to play Dobby the Homo Elf.
I cried a little.
Until they told me what they were offering. And FUCK YEAH, I'll do it for that.
there's a gay porn version of Harry Potter and the Chamber Of Secrets currently in pre-production... and (I swear I'm not making this up) I just got asked if I'd be willing to play Dobby the Homo Elf.
I cried a little.
Until they told me what they were offering. And FUCK YEAH, I'll do it for that.
i thought all actors were short ... isn't tom cruise about your height?
congratulations on your role as dobby the homo elf!
there's a gay porn version of Harry Potter and the Chamber Of Secrets currently in pre-production... and (I swear I'm not making this up) I just got asked if I'd be willing to play Dobby the Homo Elf.
I cried a little.
Until they told me what they were offering. And FUCK YEAH, I'll do it for that.
Harry Potter and the Chamber Of Sexcrements?
Can you pitch that title for me to the bosses? aw, nevermind, i'm sure its been done! :P
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Glad you had a good time. Hope there wasn't to much harrasment. I live in a pretty conservative town (well the town is kind of pretty, anyway). I'm afraid a parade would never fly here.
"Pretty cookies, heart squares all around, yeah!" -Eddie Vedder, "Smile"
Glad you had a good time. Hope there wasn't to much harrasment. I live in a pretty conservative town (well the town is kind of pretty, anyway). I'm afraid a parade would never fly here.
Meh... The police had a special "spout your dumb-ass homophobia here" area where 6 rather sheepish-looking people stood holding a bunch of silly "God Hates You" or "Jesus can save you" posters... In front of them stood a HUGE crowd of Christians holding signs telling them to go home. So.. no... it wasn't a problem.
I remember last year Kelly and Sharon Osbourne stopped their float and shouted them down. It was pretty cool.
Glad you had a good time. Hope there wasn't to much harrasment. I live in a pretty conservative town (well the town is kind of pretty, anyway). I'm afraid a parade would never fly here.
Meh... The police had a special "spout your dumb-ass homophobia here" area where 6 rather sheepish-looking people stood holding a bunch of silly "God Hates You" or "Jesus can save you" posters... In front of them stood a HUGE crowd of Christians holding signs telling them to go home. So.. no... it wasn't a problem.
I remember last year Kelly and Sharon Osbourne stopped their float and shouted them down. It was pretty cool.
:thumbup:
"Pretty cookies, heart squares all around, yeah!" -Eddie Vedder, "Smile"
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Godfather, maybe you should ask if you could be a guest on set one day to see him do his work! lol, I have a feeling you'd be in for a surprise! :P
There is a great pride day here in Lake Worth Florida. Its the only day a straight guy like me gets hit on!
That depends, was that a Harley you were on?
judging by the dashbord and shape (stock equipment) of the tank I might say Harley..but those rice burners are getting pretty crafty these days.
Godfather.
I get that feeling too.
(um... about 80% of what I direct is gay porn but you're welcome to come hold the boom for the straight scenes. Two weeks ago I had to hold a squirt bottle for a "fake" cum shot for stills which required me to touch a woman's privates with the back of my hand. I told her "that's the first one of those I've touched since 1987."
you know what's funny... is that straight guys get a LOT of women at pride day... there are a lot of cool, drunk, randy women and very few straight men... so all the straight guys get some tail.
Haha.. no, that's a Kawasaki Vulcan 900 Custom 2010 in Candy Orange.
A smile, instead of a sneer, would be nice, once in a while...
Awesome.. I'd love to see the behind the scenes stuff..from a safe distance, of course!
haha, yeah I believe it. I used to go to a gay bar quite often in college with two gay co-workers. It was pretty easy to talk to the straight girls in there!
Sadly, because of a botched wisdom tooth extraction, I don't really have the ability to smile. I can fake a smile but it's rather uncomfortable. So my partially paralyzed face always look like I'm sneering.
Well, that and I'm really, really mean.
But I think you look more like you're scowling than sneering. :P
great.
See! I knew I wasn't the only one who thought you looked scary!
Does knowing I'm 5'6" change anything?
Well, that changes everything!
there's a gay porn version of Harry Potter and the Chamber Of Secrets currently in pre-production... and (I swear I'm not making this up) I just got asked if I'd be willing to play Dobby the Homo Elf.
I cried a little.
Until they told me what they were offering. And FUCK YEAH, I'll do it for that.
i thought all actors were short ... isn't tom cruise about your height?
congratulations on your role as dobby the homo elf!
Harry Potter and the Chamber Of Sexcrements?
Can you pitch that title for me to the bosses? aw, nevermind, i'm sure its been done! :P
It's Whorry Potter and the Chamber of Semen.
-Eddie Vedder, "Smile"
Meh... The police had a special "spout your dumb-ass homophobia here" area where 6 rather sheepish-looking people stood holding a bunch of silly "God Hates You" or "Jesus can save you" posters... In front of them stood a HUGE crowd of Christians holding signs telling them to go home. So.. no... it wasn't a problem.
I remember last year Kelly and Sharon Osbourne stopped their float and shouted them down. It was pretty cool.
:thumbup:
-Eddie Vedder, "Smile"