I have no idea...I expected a scream of some sort...just so I could feel a little good about being evil.
and to the 'facilities management' person...yes women are messy, but I never in my live have ever had a more disgusting bathroom than when I started sharing one with a male. I claimed the guest bathroom as mine, and it's clean (not sparkling, but clean)...my other half...well lets just say that the bathroom in the movie Trainspotting looks spotless compared to his.
Maybe he needs another installment of potty training?
cherrios right?
men AND women, remember: "be a sweetie and wipe the seatie"
The joy of life comes from our encounters with new experiences, and hence there is no greater joy than to have an endlessly changing horizon, for each day to have a new and different sun.
Why do guys look through the crack in the stall to see if it's occupied? the doors closed and you could see my feet. Even if you can't see my feet, the doors closed, fuck off.
Why do guys look through the crack in the stall to see if it's occupied? the doors closed and you could see my feet. Even if you can't see my feet, the doors closed, fuck off.
I believe that qualifies, in some degree or another, as a peeing tom.
7/2/06 - Denver, CO
6/12/08 - Tampa, FL
8/23/09 - Chicago, IL
9/28/09 - Salt Lake City, UT (11 years too long!!!)
9/03/11 - East Troy, WI - PJ20 - Night 1
9/04/11 - East Troy, WI - PJ20 - Night 2
i'm imagining that crocheted and hanging over bathrooms all over
Speaking of accessories in the bathroom... is anyone else extremely hesistant to read a magazine that is placed in the holder RIGHT NEXT to the bowl of the toilet? Given our shared experiences about poor urinary aim, I'm not sure I want to read this weeks piss covered People magazine...
7/2/06 - Denver, CO
6/12/08 - Tampa, FL
8/23/09 - Chicago, IL
9/28/09 - Salt Lake City, UT (11 years too long!!!)
9/03/11 - East Troy, WI - PJ20 - Night 1
9/04/11 - East Troy, WI - PJ20 - Night 2
Why do guys look through the crack in the stall to see if it's occupied? the doors closed and you could see my feet. Even if you can't see my feet, the doors closed, fuck off.
I believe that qualifies, in some degree or another, as a peeing tom.
Why do guys look through the crack in the stall to see if it's occupied? the doors closed and you could see my feet. Even if you can't see my feet, the doors closed, fuck off.
some stalls are 'off kilter' so the door closes weter someone is in there or not, and I've noticed that the doors are getting longer and longer (better than the 'saloon style' doors I've seen I suppose) I've been in line when the girl in front doesn't do a 'foot check' and a stall has been free the entire time.
...and what's with the people that don't lock the port-a-potty doors? I've busted in on many people who don't lock the door so the little spinny dealy says 'OCCUPIED'
The joy of life comes from our encounters with new experiences, and hence there is no greater joy than to have an endlessly changing horizon, for each day to have a new and different sun.
Why do guys look through the crack in the stall to see if it's occupied? the doors closed and you could see my feet. Even if you can't see my feet, the doors closed, fuck off.
I believe that qualifies, in some degree or another, as a peeing tom.
a peeing tom, now atleast i have a label.
Unfortunately, that was accidnetally funny as it was a typo.
We'll pretend like I intended it though.
7/2/06 - Denver, CO
6/12/08 - Tampa, FL
8/23/09 - Chicago, IL
9/28/09 - Salt Lake City, UT (11 years too long!!!)
9/03/11 - East Troy, WI - PJ20 - Night 1
9/04/11 - East Troy, WI - PJ20 - Night 2
This is the place to let it flow (no pun). Have at it, Jen.
I've got some horror stories to share myself.
7/2/06 - Denver, CO
6/12/08 - Tampa, FL
8/23/09 - Chicago, IL
9/28/09 - Salt Lake City, UT (11 years too long!!!)
9/03/11 - East Troy, WI - PJ20 - Night 1
9/04/11 - East Troy, WI - PJ20 - Night 2
You're a fucker!! At least I looked at it while my friend was watching.
7/2/06 - Denver, CO
6/12/08 - Tampa, FL
8/23/09 - Chicago, IL
9/28/09 - Salt Lake City, UT (11 years too long!!!)
9/03/11 - East Troy, WI - PJ20 - Night 1
9/04/11 - East Troy, WI - PJ20 - Night 2
7/2/06 - Denver, CO
6/12/08 - Tampa, FL
8/23/09 - Chicago, IL
9/28/09 - Salt Lake City, UT (11 years too long!!!)
9/03/11 - East Troy, WI - PJ20 - Night 1
9/04/11 - East Troy, WI - PJ20 - Night 2
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true story....true STORy.
It was Time for that morning break....
Sittting on the stool surfing the net
some guy comes in and sits two doors down...grunts and groans as he gets started....
makes a phone call to follow up with someone....i can hear both sides fo the conversation.....
he's like i was in a meeting all AM and couldn't answer my phone, but i'm now in the cafeteria....
i flushed my stool at this point. i'll assume she heard.
The joy of life comes from our encounters with new experiences, and hence there is no greater joy than to have an endlessly changing horizon, for each day to have a new and different sun.
7/2/06 - Denver, CO
6/12/08 - Tampa, FL
8/23/09 - Chicago, IL
9/28/09 - Salt Lake City, UT (11 years too long!!!)
9/03/11 - East Troy, WI - PJ20 - Night 1
9/04/11 - East Troy, WI - PJ20 - Night 2
7/2/06 - Denver, CO
6/12/08 - Tampa, FL
8/23/09 - Chicago, IL
9/28/09 - Salt Lake City, UT (11 years too long!!!)
9/03/11 - East Troy, WI - PJ20 - Night 1
9/04/11 - East Troy, WI - PJ20 - Night 2
Ever go to Fenway park (before it became Friendly Fenway and seen the troughs they have set up? Feels like you're peering into a black hole. Filthy to say the least.
"FF, I've heard the droning about the Sawx being the baby dolls. Yeah, I get it, you guys invented baseball and suffered forever. I get it." -JearlPam0925
This needed to be brought back to life because I had yet anot her lovely encounter today.
Had one of those "talkers" that we mentioned earlier in this thread.
Dude is on the crapper... chatting away on his phone... grunts, groans, farts, etc. But he's actually doing all this WHILE in the middle of a sentence. So some of the words of his sentences are strained. It's funny, gross, and somewhat rude.
I don't ever want to find out that someone was taking a poop that requires vigorous exhertion while making a phone call to me. That's liek saying, "hey, I was taking a shit and it made me think of you."
What is happening? Are bathrooms considered prime spots for social interaction??
7/2/06 - Denver, CO
6/12/08 - Tampa, FL
8/23/09 - Chicago, IL
9/28/09 - Salt Lake City, UT (11 years too long!!!)
9/03/11 - East Troy, WI - PJ20 - Night 1
9/04/11 - East Troy, WI - PJ20 - Night 2
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i know it's been discussed before.....but where there is someone in an end stall.....you don't use the stall right next to him....unless there are only 2 stalls, or the others are filled. :x
i know it's been discussed before.....but where there is someone in an end stall.....you don't use the stall right next to him....unless there are only 2 stalls, or the others are filled. :x
especially IF you can waste part of your day joyriding in the elevator to the basement bathrooms.
Not today Sir, Probably not tomorrow.............................................. bayfront arena st. pete '94
you're finally here and I'm a mess................................................... nationwide arena columbus '10
memories like fingerprints are slowly raising.................................... first niagara center buffalo '13
another man ..... moved by sleight of hand...................................... joe louis arena detroit '14
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Exactly...too easy. You're better than that.
Pearl Jam bootlegs:
http://wegotshit.blogspot.com
cherrios right?
men AND women, remember: "be a sweetie and wipe the seatie"
- Christopher McCandless
i'm imagining that crocheted and hanging over bathrooms all over
I believe that qualifies, in some degree or another, as a peeing tom.
6/12/08 - Tampa, FL
8/23/09 - Chicago, IL
9/28/09 - Salt Lake City, UT (11 years too long!!!)
9/03/11 - East Troy, WI - PJ20 - Night 1
9/04/11 - East Troy, WI - PJ20 - Night 2
Speaking of accessories in the bathroom... is anyone else extremely hesistant to read a magazine that is placed in the holder RIGHT NEXT to the bowl of the toilet? Given our shared experiences about poor urinary aim, I'm not sure I want to read this weeks piss covered People magazine...
6/12/08 - Tampa, FL
8/23/09 - Chicago, IL
9/28/09 - Salt Lake City, UT (11 years too long!!!)
9/03/11 - East Troy, WI - PJ20 - Night 1
9/04/11 - East Troy, WI - PJ20 - Night 2
some stalls are 'off kilter' so the door closes weter someone is in there or not, and I've noticed that the doors are getting longer and longer (better than the 'saloon style' doors I've seen I suppose) I've been in line when the girl in front doesn't do a 'foot check' and a stall has been free the entire time.
...and what's with the people that don't lock the port-a-potty doors? I've busted in on many people who don't lock the door so the little spinny dealy says 'OCCUPIED'
- Christopher McCandless
Unfortunately, that was accidnetally funny as it was a typo.
We'll pretend like I intended it though.
6/12/08 - Tampa, FL
8/23/09 - Chicago, IL
9/28/09 - Salt Lake City, UT (11 years too long!!!)
9/03/11 - East Troy, WI - PJ20 - Night 1
9/04/11 - East Troy, WI - PJ20 - Night 2
http://www.poobutton.com/
http://www.vladtv.com/images/g_full/43814.jpg
This is the place to let it flow (no pun). Have at it, Jen.
I've got some horror stories to share myself.
6/12/08 - Tampa, FL
8/23/09 - Chicago, IL
9/28/09 - Salt Lake City, UT (11 years too long!!!)
9/03/11 - East Troy, WI - PJ20 - Night 1
9/04/11 - East Troy, WI - PJ20 - Night 2
You're a fucker!! At least I looked at it while my friend was watching.
6/12/08 - Tampa, FL
8/23/09 - Chicago, IL
9/28/09 - Salt Lake City, UT (11 years too long!!!)
9/03/11 - East Troy, WI - PJ20 - Night 1
9/04/11 - East Troy, WI - PJ20 - Night 2
....which would that be?
The one that magically evaporated?
6/12/08 - Tampa, FL
8/23/09 - Chicago, IL
9/28/09 - Salt Lake City, UT (11 years too long!!!)
9/03/11 - East Troy, WI - PJ20 - Night 1
9/04/11 - East Troy, WI - PJ20 - Night 2
It was Time for that morning break....
Sittting on the stool surfing the net
some guy comes in and sits two doors down...grunts and groans as he gets started....
makes a phone call to follow up with someone....i can hear both sides fo the conversation.....
he's like i was in a meeting all AM and couldn't answer my phone, but i'm now in the cafeteria....
i flushed my stool at this point. i'll assume she heard.
http://www.geeky-gadgets.com/thermochro ... 1-05-2011/
- Christopher McCandless
Sammi: Wanna just break up?
Whoever thought urination could be so artistic...
6/12/08 - Tampa, FL
8/23/09 - Chicago, IL
9/28/09 - Salt Lake City, UT (11 years too long!!!)
9/03/11 - East Troy, WI - PJ20 - Night 1
9/04/11 - East Troy, WI - PJ20 - Night 2
You attract creepers apparently.
6/12/08 - Tampa, FL
8/23/09 - Chicago, IL
9/28/09 - Salt Lake City, UT (11 years too long!!!)
9/03/11 - East Troy, WI - PJ20 - Night 1
9/04/11 - East Troy, WI - PJ20 - Night 2
Big Black ones :shock:
clearly, it would be a great addition to wrigley.
Had one of those "talkers" that we mentioned earlier in this thread.
Dude is on the crapper... chatting away on his phone... grunts, groans, farts, etc. But he's actually doing all this WHILE in the middle of a sentence. So some of the words of his sentences are strained. It's funny, gross, and somewhat rude.
I don't ever want to find out that someone was taking a poop that requires vigorous exhertion while making a phone call to me. That's liek saying, "hey, I was taking a shit and it made me think of you."
What is happening? Are bathrooms considered prime spots for social interaction??
6/12/08 - Tampa, FL
8/23/09 - Chicago, IL
9/28/09 - Salt Lake City, UT (11 years too long!!!)
9/03/11 - East Troy, WI - PJ20 - Night 1
9/04/11 - East Troy, WI - PJ20 - Night 2
Not today Sir, Probably not tomorrow.............................................. bayfront arena st. pete '94
you're finally here and I'm a mess................................................... nationwide arena columbus '10
memories like fingerprints are slowly raising.................................... first niagara center buffalo '13
another man ..... moved by sleight of hand...................................... joe louis arena detroit '14