Why do people gotta piss all over?

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  • Phantom Pain
    Phantom Pain Posts: 9,876
    edited April 2011
    I have touched/done waaaaay worse things than that while lit.

    Whats worse than touching someone elses poop ?

    I'm with Unlost...i'm scared now

    :shock:
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  • Heisenberg
    Heisenberg Los Pollos Hermanos Posts: 4,958
    This post has taken an unexpected turn. The OP who was NOT ok with a pissed on/shat on toilet IS ok with a left behind shat upon t-shirt and was so ok with it that she carried it around all night and gave it to a friend as a gift! This thing has more unexpected twists and turns than an M. Night Shayamalan film. I now want to know the story behind how a t-shirt...A T-SHIRT was shat upon and left in a stall in CBus. And for the record...as a born and raised Ohioan, it is not common practice for us to shit upon our clothing. That's typically left to those from the state directly north of us. ;)
  • Kilgore_Trout
    Kilgore_Trout Posts: 7,334
    worst. thread. ever. :?
    "Senza speme vivemo in disio"

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  • Heisenberg wrote:
    This post has taken an unexpected turn. The OP who was NOT ok with a pissed on/shat on toilet IS ok with a left behind shat upon t-shirt and was so ok with it that she carried it around all night and gave it to a friend as a gift! This thing has more unexpected twists and turns than an M. Night Shayamalan film. I now want to know the story behind how a t-shirt...A T-SHIRT was shat upon and left in a stall in CBus. And for the record...as a born and raised Ohioan, it is not common practice for us to shit upon our clothing. That's typically left to those from the state directly north of us. ;)

    :lol:
  • Phantom Pain
    Phantom Pain Posts: 9,876
    worst. thread. ever. :?

    Hoping for a golden shower thread ?
    My drinking team has a hockey problem

    The ONLY thing better than a glass of beer is tea with Miss McGill



    A protuberance of flesh above the waistband of a tight pair of trousers
  • norm
    norm Posts: 31,146
    worst. thread. ever. :?

    Hoping for a golden shower thread ?

    i'm sure ms seattle has a story about that! :problem: :lol::lol:
  • Kilgore_Trout
    Kilgore_Trout Posts: 7,334
    norm wrote:
    worst. thread. ever. :?

    Hoping for a golden shower thread ?

    i'm sure ms seattle has a story about that! :problem: :lol::lol:
    wouldnt surprise me at an ohio pearl jam show...

    you people sicken me
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  • norm
    norm Posts: 31,146
    you people sicken me

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  • Heisenberg wrote:
    This post has taken an unexpected turn. The OP who was NOT ok with a pissed on/shat on toilet IS ok with a left behind shat upon t-shirt and was so ok with it that she carried it around all night and gave it to a friend as a gift! This thing has more unexpected twists and turns than an M. Night Shayamalan film. I now want to know the story behind how a t-shirt...A T-SHIRT was shat upon and left in a stall in CBus. And for the record...as a born and raised Ohioan, it is not common practice for us to shit upon our clothing. That's typically left to those from the state directly north of us. ;)
    :lol::lol::lol:
    I found it as we were leaving the venue.

    Immediately upon finding the shirt, The Wolf was telling me that he just accidently pissed on some guy, and I was literally rolling on the floor, crying cause I was laughing so hard. We should have just went home while we were ahead.

    Again, some things are completely admisable (and regrettable) while drunk. But still, I don't prefer piss on my ass.
  • Phantom Pain
    Phantom Pain Posts: 9,876
    norm wrote:
    worst. thread. ever. :?

    Hoping for a golden shower thread ?

    i'm sure ms seattle has a story about that! :problem: :lol::lol:

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    My drinking team has a hockey problem

    The ONLY thing better than a glass of beer is tea with Miss McGill



    A protuberance of flesh above the waistband of a tight pair of trousers
  • worst. thread. ever. :?

    Hoping for a golden shower thread ?

    Looks like you'll have to start your own thread for that ;):lol:
  • norm wrote:
    worst. thread. ever. :?

    Hoping for a golden shower thread ?

    i'm sure ms seattle has a story about that! :problem: :lol::lol:
    Come on. I do have some dictum.....












    Ahhh, fuck it. I lied. I don't.
  • norm
    norm Posts: 31,146
    :thumbup:
  • RYEzupSF
    RYEzupSF Posts: 6,003
    RYEzupSF wrote:
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    :lol::lol::lol: yeah, but i didn't spill a drop. :lol:

    *Rescinds offer to drive Ryze to PJ20fest*

    I didn't spill!! Please don't rescind. :lol:
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  • Dude- it was either spend $25 on a gift for her OR steal the shirt and buy more beer. Friends understand these types of problems.... No brainer.

    I'm going to have to tell my wife that I'm in love with another woman. :lol:
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  • Paul David wrote:
    Dude- it was either spend $25 on a gift for her OR steal the shirt and buy more beer. Friends understand these types of problems.... No brainer.

    I'm going to have to tell my wife that I'm in love with another woman. :lol:
    You grow back your mullet and it is so on!
  • RYEzupSF
    RYEzupSF Posts: 6,003
    I am making pins that say,
    "I wiped the seat. Thus, I'm not an asshole".


    I will wear one with pride.
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    You can never have enough Neil in the mix. -EV 10/24/10
    There's only one commandment: Don't be an asshole. -EV 5/6/10
  • Hugh Freaking Dillon
    Hugh Freaking Dillon Posts: 14,010
    edited April 2011
    picture it.....winnipeg............july 2, 2007.......hot as a fuck.........the white stripes are playing for a sweaty and messy crowd at the MTS Centre.

    show over........time to hit the Tavern next door for some beers.......long walk up the stairs to the patio........myself, my two mates Nat and Kevo decide, with 10 others to take the elevator up the 4 floors instead of walking.......halfway up..........*clunk*.......WHAT THE FUCK......the elevator is stuck. 13 people crammed in this itty bitty elevator........late friday night on a long weekend.....35 degrees celcius...keep calm......someone's coming.........half hour later and Kevo thinks it's funny to start jumping up and down.........Nat is crying on the floor.........Kevo nearly gets beaten down.........dumbasses start freaking out that we're going to suffocate......."yeah, they build these things airtight, morons"........fuckwad in a fedora in corner across from me announces he can no longer hold it.............he goes.......in his hat.......60 minutes later.........elevator repair man opens door......WON'T LET US OUT.....he counts every head, and says "can't you read the sign, it says MAX 12 people!"...... gives us shit for having more than 12 people on board (so I guess 12 400 pound people would be fine, but 13 150 pound people are not :? )........elevator operator narrowly escapes strangling......I narrowly escape a homicide conviction........moral of the story........I now ALWAYS go to the pisser before I get in an elevator......and so should you.........
    Post edited by Hugh Freaking Dillon on
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  • I work at a white collar corporation. president, board of directors, the whole shebang. now if ONE of those fuckers would not only flush the urinal after using it, but at least fake washing their fucking hands, MAYBE they'd get some respect outta me.

    disgusting asses.
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    Fargo 2003
    Winnipeg 2005
    Winnipeg 2011
    St. Paul 2014
  • rick1zoo2
    rick1zoo2 between a rock and a dumb place Posts: 12,632
    I have touched/done waaaaay worse things than that while lit.

    and how......