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Why do people gotta piss all over?

Ms. Wes C.addleMs. Wes C.addle Posts: 2,559
edited April 2011 in All Encompassing Trip
Seriously!

One of my biggest pet peeves is people that piss/shit all over EXCEPT in the damn hole. Is it really so hard? Really? I'm not really a fan of having piss-covered pant legs or shit on my shoe.


And don't get me started on flushing....

What the fuck is wrong with you people?!?
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  • dimitrispearljamdimitrispearljam Posts: 139,549
    is so hard as hard is women stop talking :lol:
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  • Ms. Wes C.addleMs. Wes C.addle Posts: 2,559
    dimitrispearljam wrote:
    is so hard as hard is women stop talking :lol:
    Changing the subject, huh?

    D's clearly GUILTY!!! ;)
  • mickeyratmickeyrat Posts: 37,978
    I agree, but my WTf is shitting in the urinals? :shock: :o :?
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  • dimitrispearljamdimitrispearljam Posts: 139,549
    ms. wes c.addle wrote:
    dimitrispearljam wrote:
    is so hard as hard is women stop talking :lol:
    Changing the subject, huh?

    D's clearly GUILTY!!! ;)
    i always flash...but the hole??Guilty :lol:
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  • Slap upside the headSlap upside the head Posts: 904
    You people???

    You know, Ed pissed all over the wall in an alley behind Massey hall when he was here a
    couple of years ago.
    People called that art.
  • mickeyratmickeyrat Posts: 37,978
    Slap upside the head wrote:
    You people???

    You know, Ed pissed all over the wall in an alley behind Massey hall when he was here a
    couple of years ago.
    People called that art.
    But Ozzy got arrested for the Alamo "art"?
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  • Slap upside the headSlap upside the head Posts: 904
    mickeyrat wrote:
    Slap upside the head wrote:
    You people???

    You know, Ed pissed all over the wall in an alley behind Massey hall when he was here a
    couple of years ago.
    People called that art.
    But Ozzy got arrested for the Alamo "art"?

    he probably would have gotten away with it if he wasn't wearing the dress.
  • mickeyratmickeyrat Posts: 37,978
    Slap upside the head wrote:
    mickeyrat wrote:
    Slap upside the head wrote:
    You people???

    You know, Ed pissed all over the wall in an alley behind Massey hall when he was here a
    couple of years ago.
    People called that art.
    But Ozzy got arrested for the Alamo "art"?

    he probably would have gotten away with it if he wasn't wearing the dress.
    Ahh , you're right. getting drunk and pssing on stuff in Texas is a law or something. crossdressing on the other hand....
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  • brother123brother123 Posts: 792
    upper decker
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  • HeisenbergHeisenberg Posts: 4,957
    ms. wes c.addle wrote:
    Seriously!

    One of my biggest pet peeves is people that piss/shit all over EXCEPT in the damn hole. Is it really so hard? Really? I'm not really a fan of having piss-covered pant legs or shit on my shoe.


    And don't get me started on flushing....

    What the fuck is wrong with you people?!?

    Where exactly are you hanging out that people a pissing on your pant leg and shitting all over the ground? :lol:
  • ahill721ahill721 Posts: 2,071
    brother123 wrote:
    upper decker

    I had a roommate one year in college who did this on our house, what a douche!
  • dcfaithfuldcfaithful Posts: 13,076
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  • normnorm Posts: 31,146
    dry dock?
  • EmBleveEmBleve Posts: 3,019
    okay, I might be totally off the mark here, but I assume that you are referring to the very real idea that people must shite/pee pee all over the toilet....let me tell you....I work part time in a convenience store where I make pizzas and stock sodas....yes, it may be funny, but I am serving the masses...lolol....anyway, my boss, who is totally OCD/anal/type A male personality....he opines that all of his employees (who consist of 6 females), are under the obligatory rule that when we leave the restroom, we are supposed to leave the toilet seat UP because the 'majority' of the people who use the restroom are males, and they 'will piss on the seat regardless', and, therefore, it makes more sense for the female employees of the establishment to make it their responsibility to leave the seat/put the seat back UP after we pee pee so that it makes it more convenient for the male patrons........what the flock?@!!?!?
  • Ms. Wes C.addleMs. Wes C.addle Posts: 2,559
    I'm not talking about outside- I am so not above that- but at bars, work, stores, other public places.... I'm just trying to understand!!

    If I gotta go, I gotta go, but that doesn't mean that I piss all over someone's car, couch, shoe, etc.
  • RYEzupSFRYEzupSF Posts: 6,003
    I had to pee in my car once. But I did it on a shirt.

    As someone who pees I understand the need to hover. As someone who pees I understand it is my responsibility to hover and pee with aim. As someone who pees I understand that if I miss it my responsibilty to clean it up. As someone who pees I understand that if I do not do the aforementioned, I am an asshole.
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  • normnorm Posts: 31,146
    RYEzupSF wrote:
    As someone who pees

    oh so you're one of those people! :P :lol::lol:
  • RYEzupSFRYEzupSF Posts: 6,003
    norm wrote:
    RYEzupSF wrote:
    As someone who pees

    oh so you're one of those people! :P :lol::lol:

    and damn proud of it! I take that shit serious yo.
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  • normnorm Posts: 31,146
    RYEzupSF wrote:
    norm wrote:
    RYEzupSF wrote:
    As someone who pees

    oh so you're one of those people! :P :lol::lol:

    and damn proud of it! I take that shit serious yo.

    shit? wait, i thought we were talking about piss...i'm so confused :thumbup:
  • RYEzupSFRYEzupSF Posts: 6,003
    :lol::lol: gross. i'm a lady. :lol:
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  • mickeyratmickeyrat Posts: 37,978
    RYEzupSF wrote:
    :lol::lol: gross. i'm a lady. :lol:
    says the "lady" who pissed in a shirt in her car. :o :shock: :o :shock: :think: :think: :think: :problem: :wtf: :wave:
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  • mfc2006mfc2006 Posts: 37,412
    this thread is a pissah!!!!
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  • RYEzupSFRYEzupSF Posts: 6,003
    mickeyrat wrote:
    RYEzupSF wrote:
    :lol::lol: gross. i'm a lady. :lol:
    says the "lady" who pissed in a shirt in her car. :o :shock: :o :shock: :think: :think: :think: :problem: :wtf: :wave:

    :lol::lol::lol: yeah, but i didn't spill a drop. :lol:
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  • Phantom PainPhantom Pain Posts: 9,876
    My first PJ show in '96 we rented a Mini-van and had some beverages on the road...

    Needless to say the 1 liter pepsi bottle cam in handy on the road trip

    :D:lol:
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  • unlost dogsunlost dogs Posts: 12,553
    RYEzupSF wrote:
    mickeyrat wrote:
    RYEzupSF wrote:
    :lol::lol: gross. i'm a lady. :lol:
    says the "lady" who pissed in a shirt in her car. :o :shock: :o :shock: :think: :think: :think: :problem: :wtf: :wave:

    :lol::lol::lol: yeah, but i didn't spill a drop. :lol:

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  • Phantom PainPhantom Pain Posts: 9,876
    unlost dogs wrote:
    *Rescinds offer to drive Ryze to PJ20fest*

    If I bring my own pepsi bottle can I get a ride ?

    :?:
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  • normnorm Posts: 31,146
    Phantom Pain wrote:
    My first PJ show in '96 we rented a Mini-van and had some beverages on the road...

    Needless to say the 1 liter pepsi bottle cam in handy on the road trip

    :D:lol:

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  • Ms. Wes C.addleMs. Wes C.addle Posts: 2,559
    I am making pins that say,
    "I wiped the seat. Thus, I'm not an asshole".


    I pissed successfully in a venti cup while running late to the airport, all while driving on the freeway. Gold star!!

    I found a pissed on/shit on In my Tree shirt in a bathroom stall in Colombus this year at a pj show. I took it. Washed it. And gave it to my best friend....
  • normnorm Posts: 31,146
    ms. wes c.addle wrote:
    I found a pissed on/shit on In my Tree shirt in a bathroom stall in Colombus this year at a pj show. I took it. Washed it. And gave it to my best friend....

    and did you tell this best friend about this?
  • Ms. Wes C.addleMs. Wes C.addle Posts: 2,559
    norm wrote:
    ms. wes c.addle wrote:
    I found a pissed on/shit on In my Tree shirt in a bathroom stall in Colombus this year at a pj show. I took it. Washed it. And gave it to my best friend....

    and did you tell this best friend about this?
    Sure did. She was cool with it. The stains came right out... Lol
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