Strip Clubs...what's the point?

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  • JonnyPistachio
    JonnyPistachio Florida Posts: 10,219
    EmBleve wrote:
    $250 for 30 minutes?!?!?! Good GOD!

    Its still cheaper than my ex-girlfriend. :P
    Pick up my debut novel here on amazon: Jonny Bails Floatin (in paperback) (also available on Kindle for $2.99)
  • EmBleve
    EmBleve Posts: 3,019
    JonnyPistachio wrote:
    EmBleve wrote:
    $250 for 30 minutes?!?!?! Good GOD!

    Its still cheaper than my ex-girlfriend. :P
    aww SNAP!
  • Phantom Pain
    Phantom Pain Posts: 9,876
    EmBleve wrote:
    $250 for 30 minutes?!?!?! Good GOD!

    I'd only need about 3 minutes

    :eh:
    My drinking team has a hockey problem

    The ONLY thing better than a glass of beer is tea with Miss McGill



    A protuberance of flesh above the waistband of a tight pair of trousers
  • Get_Right
    Get_Right Posts: 14,168
    Phantom Pain wrote:

    I would assume I wouldn't have left with blue balls though

    :lol:
    You would be wrong.
    Dontcha remember that chris rock song?
    There is no sex in the champagne room :lol::lol::lol::lol::lol:
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HBdVpNc9BZ0
  • EmBleve
    EmBleve Posts: 3,019
    Phantom Pain wrote:
    EmBleve wrote:
    $250 for 30 minutes?!?!?! Good GOD!

    I'd only need about 3 minutes

    :eh:
    :lol: that's more money that my attorney charges! And if it's done in 3 min, she made a killing for next to nothing. lololololol!!
  • The Juggler
    The Juggler Posts: 49,598
    god bless them.
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  • JonnyPistachio
    JonnyPistachio Florida Posts: 10,219
    Phantom Pain wrote:
    EmBleve wrote:
    $250 for 30 minutes?!?!?! Good GOD!

    I'd only need about 3 minutes

    :eh:

    you could see if they pro-rate it for you.. 3 min: $25
    Pick up my debut novel here on amazon: Jonny Bails Floatin (in paperback) (also available on Kindle for $2.99)
  • neilybabes86
    neilybabes86 Posts: 16,057
    NO SEX IN THE CHAMPANGE ROOM!!!!!!!!!
    i post on the board of a band that doesn't exsist anymore .......i need my head examined.......
  • RKCNDY
    RKCNDY Posts: 31,013
    EmBleve wrote:
    $250 for 30 minutes?!?!?! Good GOD!

    I knew a guy who spent $600 on one girl...still went home unsatisfied...
    The joy of life comes from our encounters with new experiences, and hence there is no greater joy than to have an endlessly changing horizon, for each day to have a new and different sun.

    - Christopher McCandless
  • EmBleve
    EmBleve Posts: 3,019
    RKCNDY wrote:
    EmBleve wrote:
    $250 for 30 minutes?!?!?! Good GOD!

    I knew a guy who spent $600 on one girl...still went home unsatisfied...
    omg that's crazy money! Damn what was the problem?? :lol:
  • Phantom Pain
    Phantom Pain Posts: 9,876
    RKCNDY wrote:
    EmBleve wrote:
    $250 for 30 minutes?!?!?! Good GOD!

    I knew a guy who spent $600 on one girl...still went home unsatisfied...

    Wow..thats bad

    I never spend more than $60 or so usually 2 lap dances

    I end up spending more on Alcohol
    My drinking team has a hockey problem

    The ONLY thing better than a glass of beer is tea with Miss McGill



    A protuberance of flesh above the waistband of a tight pair of trousers
  • Phantom Pain
    Phantom Pain Posts: 9,876
    JonnyPistachio wrote:
    Phantom Pain wrote:
    EmBleve wrote:
    $250 for 30 minutes?!?!?! Good GOD!

    I'd only need about 3 minutes

    :eh:

    you could see if they pro-rate it for you.. 3 min: $25

    I may look into that

    :think:
    My drinking team has a hockey problem

    The ONLY thing better than a glass of beer is tea with Miss McGill



    A protuberance of flesh above the waistband of a tight pair of trousers
  • EmBleve
    EmBleve Posts: 3,019
    JonnyPistachio wrote:
    Phantom Pain wrote:
    you could see if they pro-rate it for you.. 3 min: $25
    :lol: I would say no if it were me. :lol:
  • The Juggler
    The Juggler Posts: 49,598
    Phantom Pain wrote:
    RKCNDY wrote:
    EmBleve wrote:
    $250 for 30 minutes?!?!?! Good GOD!

    I knew a guy who spent $600 on one girl...still went home unsatisfied...

    Wow..thats bad

    I never spend more than $60 or so usually 2 lap dances

    I end up spending more on Alcohol

    i've known people to spend a whole lot more than that. :lol:
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  • Illridethewave20
    Illridethewave20 Posts: 491
    MayDay10 wrote:
    we went to a strip club this past weekend in Toronto for 2 straight nights.


    I retired from strip clubs a long time ago and dont enjoy them really. I get tired of constantly turning down a stripper's invite to shakedown street.


    shakedown street? what's that
  • Phantom Pain
    Phantom Pain Posts: 9,876
    The Juggler wrote:
    i've known people to spend a whole lot more than that. :lol:

    I know me too...it's crazy

    I'd rather finish the job at home and not pay

    :lol:
    My drinking team has a hockey problem

    The ONLY thing better than a glass of beer is tea with Miss McGill



    A protuberance of flesh above the waistband of a tight pair of trousers
  • gabers
    gabers Posts: 2,787
    I used to frequent them a lot before I could get into actual bars. I've only been a few times since, for bachelor parties. I've not been to one in probably five years or so. I understand they can be sleazy, but here in Texas we have some high quality ones. And while there may be no sex in the Champagne Room as Bill Clinton defines it, I know guys who've gotten bj's and hj's after dropping $50 plus on a girl. But I never went to one of these places with that intention. Just a fun place to go with a group of guys wanting to admire scantily clad women.
  • JonnyPistachio
    JonnyPistachio Florida Posts: 10,219
    The single great time I had at a strip club was back in like 1995 when we randomly stumbled into one in West Palm Beach after a Metallica concert:

    I had my sunglasses on top of my head from earlier in the day, but as I walked into the place, the glasses dropped down onto my face and I joked that I should get in free because I looked like a blind guy. Well, I didnt think they would go for it, but I got in free, they walked me to the front of the place and I did my best Stevie Wonder impression for about an hour. I got 4-5 free lapdances, a few free drinks, and one girl said she felt so bad that she grabbed my hand and rubbed it all over her fake boobs. They werent bad. But I prefer real boobs, thank you very much.

    Do not try this without consulting me first.. you risk gettting your ass kicked, btw!
    Pick up my debut novel here on amazon: Jonny Bails Floatin (in paperback) (also available on Kindle for $2.99)
  • Thoughts_Arrive
    Thoughts_Arrive Melbourne, Australia Posts: 15,165
    Never been a fan, been once with school friends years ago, never again.
    Here you get a cesspit of scum that show up, from Bikies to drug dealers, to plain old violent thugs.
    And I am not a fan of plastic women that come up to me rubbing themselves on me trying to get me to pay them for a private session.
    Adelaide 17/11/2009, Melbourne 20/11/2009, Sydney 22/11/2009, Melbourne (Big Day Out Festival) 24/01/2014
  • The Juggler
    The Juggler Posts: 49,598
    JonnyPistachio wrote:
    The single great time I had at a strip club was back in like 1995 when we randomly stumbled into one in West Palm Beach after a Metallica concert:

    I had my sunglasses on top of my head from earlier in the day, but as I walked into the place, the glasses dropped down onto my face and I joked that I should get in free because I looked like a blind guy. Well, I didnt think they would go for it, but I got in free, they walked me to the front of the place and I did my best Stevie Wonder impression for about an hour. I got 4-5 free lapdances, a few free drinks, and one girl said she felt so bad that she grabbed my hand and rubbed it all over her fake boobs. They werent bad. But I prefer real boobs, thank you very much.

    Do not try this without consulting me first.. you risk gettting your ass kicked, btw!
    :clap::clap::clap::clap:
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