Strip Clubs...what's the point?

Cradles Broken Glass

No offense to anyone that goes, but it just seems real skuzzy to me...

conman

JonnyPistachio wrote:

The single great time I had at a strip club was back in like 1995 when we randomly stumbled into one in West Palm Beach after a Metallica concert:

I had my sunglasses on top of my head from earlier in the day, but as I walked into the place, the glasses dropped down onto my face and I joked that I should get in free because I looked like a blind guy. Well, I didnt think they would go for it, but I got in free, they walked me to the front of the place and I did my best Stevie Wonder impression for about an hour. I got 4-5 free lapdances, a few free drinks, and one girl said she felt so bad that she grabbed my hand and rubbed it all over her fake boobs. They werent bad. But I prefer real boobs, thank you very much.

Do not try this without consulting me first.. you risk gettting your ass kicked, btw!

:thumbup: :thumbup: you are a legend my friend!

JOEJOEJOE

JonnyPistachio wrote:

The single great time I had at a strip club was back in like 1995 when we randomly stumbled into one in West Palm Beach after a Metallica concert:

I had my sunglasses on top of my head from earlier in the day, but as I walked into the place, the glasses dropped down onto my face and I joked that I should get in free because I looked like a blind guy. Well, I didnt think they would go for it, but I got in free, they walked me to the front of the place and I did my best Stevie Wonder impression for about an hour. I got 4-5 free lapdances, a few free drinks, and one girl said she felt so bad that she grabbed my hand and rubbed it all over her fake boobs. They werent bad. But I prefer real boobs, thank you very much.

Do not try this without consulting me first.. you risk gettting your ass kicked, btw!

Hey, that story sounds like you simply summarized a Mentos commercial from the 90s!

Loulou

Each to their own if they want to go to a strip club and if women want to degrade themselves, it's up to them but I never got the topless restaurants. Isn't it kind of gross and unsanitary to eat, handle food and bend over with someone's plate of food?? Who wants to have tits thrust in their face while their eating? OKay stupid question! Lots of guys I guess!

Loulou

OH MY GOD!!!!! That's my friend's profile picture on Facebook! It's not her though!

RKCNDY wrote:

crazypjfan wrote:

RKCNDY wrote:

You guys are complaining about $10 beers at a club? $9 beers at White River concerts here...and I'm sure you could ask some drunk girl to give you a free show....

Especially with Def Leppard coming in Sept. You may find a nice girl there wearing some 80's getup..

like this girl?

The Juggler

JOEJOEJOE wrote:

JonnyPistachio wrote:

The single great time I had at a strip club was back in like 1995 when we randomly stumbled into one in West Palm Beach after a Metallica concert:

I had my sunglasses on top of my head from earlier in the day, but as I walked into the place, the glasses dropped down onto my face and I joked that I should get in free because I looked like a blind guy. Well, I didnt think they would go for it, but I got in free, they walked me to the front of the place and I did my best Stevie Wonder impression for about an hour. I got 4-5 free lapdances, a few free drinks, and one girl said she felt so bad that she grabbed my hand and rubbed it all over her fake boobs. They werent bad. But I prefer real boobs, thank you very much.

Do not try this without consulting me first.. you risk gettting your ass kicked, btw!

Hey, that story sounds like you simply summarized a Mentos commercial from the 90s!

Sea

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